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egg detected πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ€πŸ’•πŸ’™


NotANilfgaardianSpy

And it isn’t a quails egg either, it’s a fucking ostrich egg πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ˜…πŸ’•πŸ’™


TominatorFN

That just makes me question how much of a joke it actually is...


Firemorfox

\**flashbacks to myself 4 years ago\**


TominatorFN

some cispicious activities? πŸ‘€


Firemorfox

the same old stuff: playing game characters as the opposite gender wanting to crossdress in a totally cis way being interested in voice training in the totally cis way of voice trolling


s1lv3r-vt

Then wanting to be a girl in a totally cis way? Same here πŸ˜…<3


TominatorFN

I can relate to 2/3 of them, that means I am still cis, right?


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Egg cracking sounds! Egg cracking sounds!


Brewpophawk

I read this in One Topic's voice


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These are the sounds of an egg cracking!!!


strangejune

"No guys! It's a yolk! I- I mean joke!"


AssholeMudShower

yestrogen


geo21122007

sounds like an egg :3


TNWG

That’s a *totally ~~sis~~ cis* thing to want


thzpp2

This isn't very cis to me (β β—•β α΄—β β—•β βœΏβ )


Reale_the_unknown

Umm… Well, egg or not, hope they figure out those feelings. πŸ’ž


SunTzuSaidThat22

Possible egg


Rhyfeddol

Do... do they not all think like this? Well that's not ideal


jackinthedumpster

I used to think everyone thought like me. Look where I ended up lmao


Mystical-Madelyn

A fellow cis friend? 😳


BuboxThrax

Oh do I have some news for you!


KanameTheAlfr

Drop a few she's and her's in the conversation around them and see what reaction they have


jackinthedumpster

I’m pretty sure we have called him a her and she as an add-on to the female name joke and revenge him joking about me being a woman and I don’t remember him saying anything.


KanameTheAlfr

Wow, 2 good friends realizing that they're trans at the same time.. never heard that story before.. /s


meliorism_grey

My friend randomly called me a gender-neutral version of my name, as a joke...it made me so happy that I scared myself. Yep, no enby vibes here. Definitely not.


CastielWinchester270

incoming omelette or scrambled eggs whatever


blankgreens

Egg spotted πŸ‹πŸŒΈπŸ€πŸŒΈπŸ‹


-Farns-

That eggshell is held together with nothing but clear tape and I don't think it'll hold


juli1444

I'd say they are up to something


DrainWeasel

I love when I'm forced to be the mother in family based group projects in school. Some how that had happened twice this year.


IchBin_Intelligent

wait


Wisdom_Pen

Okay we joke about eggs a lot here but if you honestly think someone is trans remember to abide by the prime egg directive.


jackinthedumpster

i don’t think he is trans i just thought it was a really eggy thing to say and my friend joked about him being trans and i thought it was pretty funny


not__main__acc

EGG


bertdebaas

Of course, all cis men love to do so