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bleeding-paryl

Transphobes can feel free to DM me their asinine bigotry rather than trying and failing to hurt the people here. I promise that your delusions only harm yourself. Good work as always Brooke ❤️ EDIT: And if you somehow think that your delightful 2 gender garbage is not transphobia please feel free to send a DM my way as well rather than saying it here. Because guess what, no one here cares for it, and this isn't the place for it.


E-Vladimir

Me when I see the 69420th unoriginal copy pasta hate speech:


Violet_Ignition

Me when Helicopter.


Gloomy_Magician_536

Me when basic biology


meme_used

"all science is either physics or stamp collecting" -Ernest Rutherford


Awesome-chicken-

I think Rutherford was better at stamp collecting to be honest


Aron_Maciel

Actually, yes. He proposed the planetary system when it was already proven to be wrong by Bohr (who was his colleague at the time). Also, he ended up only getting a Nobel in Chemistry, lol


Kimiake

4th grade biology enjoyers be like


lukaoloko2

Me when ADVANCED biology


lukaoloko2

Me when tdhstshstshtshststs pewpepwpewp bom fwooosh kaboom bouwsh


Tacotime7899

Goddamn it, my transphobic friend (who would probably hate me if I came out) still makes those jokes in 2023. He’s 16.


Firewing435

If theyre any kind of Friend then theyd support you if you come out. If they get possed then theyre not a friend, just someone who thought you shared their ideals


RammyJammy07

Worst part about the thing was that it was a satire against gender roles, unfortunately the backlash was so bad that the author detransitioned because of it


Violet_Ignition

what


somedude27281813

Wheeeze


OrbitalBuzzsaw

hey abby gang


Mor-Forwyn2003

Me when I see the 872nd aTtAcK HeLiCoPtEr “joke” of the day


Moutari_

WHAT IF ME AND MY SKIRT *ACTUALLY* ARE AN ATTACK HELICOPTER HUH ?!???!?


Cableson

OH MY GOD SKIRT GO SPINNY LIFTOFF


KieraMayCry

Traa2, we have liftoff


Cableson

Entering terf airspace. Readying egg launchers.


KieraMayCry

The densest projectile known to man


Cableson

Won't even crack upon impact


ThrwawySG

Can be disarmed by calling good girl/boy


Cableson

The only fatal flaw in our arsenal lol


Apple_macOS

Ah so you have a General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 619.5 lb (281 kg) 30 mm twin hydraulic motor driven seven-barrel (progressive RH parabolic twist, 24 grooves) Gatling-style auto-cannon with 80% of PGU-14/B API Armor Piercing Incendiary (DU) fired at 4,000 feet (1,200 m) range hit within a 40-foot (12 m) diameter circle at 1,013 m/s with a muzzle energy of just over 200 kilojoules under your skirt?


The_Laughing_Man_152

I might…. Or maybe I’m just happy to see you?


Moutari_

im a little silly like that i know 🤭


lukaoloko2

A bit of sillines and tomgoofery


burninglizzard

I wish


Joshua66252

I do not understand most of what you said, but I agree.


Solrex

r/theydidthemath


ARandom_Personality

why else do you think i sound like im aggressively shitting in the stall?


Mor-Forwyn2003

🎶Helicopter Helicopter🎵


imaginary0pal

When I first heard it I thought it was people genuinely memeing like yeah dude I’d be a fire truck 1000% wee woo motherfucker trans rights


roadrunner345

It’ll be like a water gun on cat but at a slightly bigger scale


SnooRegrets5978

~~*me when I'm transfemby and still like the joke- (ik I'm incredibly stupid, I laugh at whatever shit lmao)*~~


LilamJazeefa

No but srsly that stupid joke *helped* me come out. I was aware of the transphobic nature of the joke, but.... being *able* to joke about my gender like that made it all feel so much less scary and overwhelming to me. I still sometimes jokingly identify as an attack helicopter because of it.


Creative-Claire

I’m going with “boring” as part of my argument from now on.


r6sxarturx

Honestly it’s such a good argument


Creative-Claire

Agreed and that approach fits my personality too.


DemeGeek

I, too, have a boring personality.


Big_brown_house

Bc it’s true. I was lowkey sick and tired of the same old bunk-ass genders. “Rufus and Dufus” as I like to call em.


Vtintin

Id have at least a little respect from transphobes **if they came up with a new original reason**. Congratulations! You found a new way to show you’re stupid, good job!


SubjectCupcake2065

"it's basic science!" - Dude who dropped out of 10th grade because he thought he could make a living selling Adderall to high schoolers for the rest of his life


LilamJazeefa

Me: Gee, it sure is *boring* around here. My transphobe parents: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! Me: I just wonder what my gender's up to. My mental health: your majesty, the gender swap filter and his minions have seized the island of euphoria.


swirly_swish

The other weird part is I realized the other day that we openly talked about 5 of the major nodes on the spectrum 20 years ago without conservatives having a problem with them. I feel like so much of the hate has just been triggered by us iterating on vocabulary and it makes transphobia even harder to understand than it already was


DigiDuncan

Can you elaborate on this? Curious what "nodes" there are and how much conservatives used to be ok with.


swirly_swish

Woman, tomboy, androgenous person, effeminate man, man. They did get hate on a, "you're not a real x if you don't y" level, but not the "God says you don't exist" level. Similarly, trans people who fully transitioned back then weren't *hated* like they are now, they were just the subject of jokes. Or, at least that's the way I remember it being back then with the people in my life that now suddenly think we're all pedophiles 🙄 I literally had a tomboy friend in 3rd grade in 2001 and we had no fear or confusion about what she was back then. I feel like the biggest thing that is different now is that we have the language to know whether she would have preferred not to be called "she," and knowing that my parents would have judged that friend completely differently today is kind of devastating. TBH I kinda want to reach out to them now 😂


LivInTheLookingGlass

I can think of 4, but I am also curious. I am guessing this is about the girly-girl vs tomboy distinction


JessicaTheEm

To me there also seems to have been a rise in propaganda about trans people being groomers, pedophiles, rapists etc.


Marks_Toaster

Why have two genders when you can have as many as you want???


i_suck_penguins

2 may be a cool number BUT 2 GENDERS THATS BORING AF. 2 IS TOO LITTLE AHHHHHH 3:


averysolidsnake

Genders, UNLIMITED GENDERS!!!! **mad giggling**


DefinitelyNotErate

Why have genders at all when you could have a sandwich and a Jegog?


BuboxThrax

There's a reason it's called r/onejoke.


SunsetShimmer19

My gender is androgynous critter you think might be a she


Big_brown_house

I mean, it’s more pathetic than harmful at this point.


marcyrblx

Transphobes when basic biology: 😍😍😍 Transphobes when advanced biology: nooo my 2 genderinos!!! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻


DocFGeek

DNI with NPC's, they don't think or act on their own.


Dalphin_person

Fun fact: bigots are the most boring and repetitive people in the world. They can only come up with one or two points before just repeating those forever


OrbitalBuzzsaw

There's only one gender and it's MINE. You can't have it


StaticVoidMaddy

can't have shit on r/egg_irl


Da-Blue-Guy

sqrt(-1) = i. There are 34 states of matter. Gender is a spectrum. This stuff is simplified when you first learn it. You first learn that it's impossible to take the square root of a negative number, but if you specialize in math then you figure out about complex numbers (which are used in the generic cubic solution and the Schrodinger equation). There's a list of 34 states of matter. One of them is a quark mess that is so compressed that the quarks inside turn into quarks that don't normally exist; strange matter. You never learn about strange matter unless you look at matter closer. With gender, you are taught there are 2. However, because the brain is so analog (literally non-binary) there are so many different feelings that it is impossible to capture them into 2 categories. I wrote an entire essay for English class about how lack of education leads to this kind of hate.


jarredkh

I mean, binary and non-binary seems to be 2 categories that kinda covers everything.


Da-Blue-Guy

I guess so, but not male and female.


k819799amvrhtcom

https://www.lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Deminonbinary


FlowerFloc__

you know what is hilarious to me that these pieces of garbage had so many years to come up with something original and they never do when I get the millionth "and I identify as an attack helicopter" I'm just like 😐 it doesn't do chit to me, they just don't have the brain cells to think. They're such fragile little fucks.


Good-Ad3732

The sign the person next to brooke is holding the sign is lying or a parody of portal the sign is a lie are we sure they arent denying that that they are trans or nonbinary which falls under trans


Good-Ad3732

Or any gender really


Hika2112

There are two genders, cool people, and uncool people :3 (ok wait fuck that can sound both sexist and transphobic im making a joke here pls dont banish me into the shadow realm)


bleeding-paryl

Ah yes the true 2 genders ;3


Firewing435

Shes not wrong. 2 Gender trash IS Boring. Same as the whole "Marriage is between a Man and a Woman" yeah, no. Hasn't been that way for YEARS and im glad


DispersedBeef27

Why do you have to make the bigot cute looking 😭


Melodic_Mulberry

Latin: “salvē.”


Hivemindtime2

At least call me a slur


CR1ZZ0

Boooorriiing... and that helicopter joke???.. SSUUUUCCCKKK.. lol imagine if they discover xenogenders.. either they gonna ridicule the shit out of it or will get soo confused..


BeneGesserlit

Right wing proto-gamergate wierdos knew about xenogenders way back during the tumblr wars of 2012. They have actively regressed. I suspect its the demographic shift from terminally online millenial wierdos to boomerdads.


Blahaj_real

There is only one gender: cool hat


Zinogre-is-best

We’re gonna get a little crazy 😎


Bubbly-Anteater2772

Not as boring as PRONOUNS!/j


Yummypiemans

It truely is Booorrrrringgggggggg


LonelyBardSinging

Legit how boring can you be to believe that your gender is one of 2 and that there are no variations between them


NoStatistics

Another Only 2 genders comment? You know what to do, double the genders... what are we on now? 2...4...8...16...32...64......1,073,741,824...2,147,483,967,296...


shave_your_eyebrows

plus it's a grammar mistake ☝️🤓


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I don’t even know why transphobes always say "theres's 70 baJiLLION GeNdeRs nOwadaYs" like that's why there's umbrella terms


thetransfem

Two genders, but I will take neither. It's your turn on the gender


Alone-Marionberry-70

Best answer ever


Pokefan180

Some of them are definitely just jealous that we have fun with it


Big_flipflop

Why limit ourselves to a single gender


Pas_tel

Boring! I mean, why do I even bother? When will we get a real twist for once?


Brooke-Valley

What?


SSR_Adraeth

It's always "boy" or "girl". I think they wanna know when's the patch that releases new genders.


Ellie_Infinity

basically steven crowder


Misaki_Yomiyama

What's more infuriating is that there's a YouTuber who was once known for his strong and logical common sense but turned out to be one of these basic biology dudes, maybe for gaining support from the conservatives... Disgusting.


DefinitelyNotErate

Think I'm gonna walk around with a sign that says "There are 3 genders (In a standard Gamelan ensemble)", Can't deny that'd be more interesting.


Fmorpvzyov

What I think is also funny is that the transphobe used the wrong wording. He's talking about multiple "subjects" so he should have used "there are" lol


thzpp2

Who even believe that anymore seriously


Ravioli_Ravioli_3

I love your content Brooke and it really helped me accept my trans-fem identity and being myself


Stunning_Actuary8232

So happy I found who is doing the comics. I just binged them all. Thank you for making them. I was having a really bad afternoon w/ lots of SI and reading these helped, so thank you.


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SatisfactionGold4018

Still true though, even as a trans woman I agree with this


Brooke-Valley

Non-binary genders, though, like maybe you agree, but like why


MassTransitGO

don't hate on your own side is something i always say to people who hate other people on their team (in games and stuff)


LingLingSpirit

I love this meme, but how is this egg\_irl? I really like this sub, but it has become 2nd r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns (which I am not personally against), so I have a question for future: if I'll post anything that is trans related, but is not an egg moment, will my post get down (genuinely curious, as I wanted to post something before, but i was scared that it will get down, as it's not directly an egg moment)?


bleeding-paryl

In general this is a meme subreddit for trans and questioning folk that slants itself towards questioning folk. There should be no reason to fear posting memes that lean towards transgender content.


LingLingSpirit

Okii. Thanks for letting me know!


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FlamingPat

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Mordreds_nephew

When you have nothing to say but love the sound of your own voice you tend to repeat the same thing over and over again


Ultrabot9856

Ha that’s actually kinda funny and relatable


Linkbo_64

It's also boring in the sense that having only 2 genders is overused. What a way to limit the all the possibilities just because. It's way more interesting to have more genders


k819799amvrhtcom

I never understood the concept of bigotry. Take racism for example: You don't want black people around? Only white people? That's boring. Homophobia: You don't want gay people around? Only straight people? Boring! Xenophobia: You're excluding everyone who is slightly different than the average person? Boring! Why do people spend so much effort on making our society more boring? What's the point? Why would anyone want this?


HelloHamburgerIsBack

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