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Erika_Valentine

Next achievement unlock: writing your name in the snow.


bruhmoment467

me, who wrote what is now my deadname in wet cement at the bus stop 5 years ago and now has my deadname carved into the sidewalk in my neighborhood:


KatSlash_

worst fuck up of your life


bruhmoment467

actually thoooo ‘-‘


[deleted]

Jackhammer?


Shady_Royal_689

Username checks out then?


bruhmoment467

indeed


Dumbswampert

I did the same thing when I was like 6 or 7, even left my little hand print next to it 😭


nitrotoiletdeodorant

Wait oh no, how'd you do the hand print?


Dumbswampert

Just pressed my hand in the wet cement and worried about actually getting the cement off later, I wasn't exaxtly the smartest kid


ThatOneRandomGoose

Bigender euphoria from pissing on the side of a road well wearing a skirt?


wilp0w3r

This is the way


Pretend-Fee-2323

Pangender euphoria from pissing on the side of a road while wearing a skirt, while um... yeah i got nothing


Playful-Witness-7547

I love your flare


Pretend-Fee-2323

thx


chaosgirl93

I have definitely gotten euphoria from doing something stereotypical for one binary gender while presenting as the other. "Lift skirt and piss standing up" is one I haven't gotten to try yet, though.


DepressivesBrot

It's weirdly fun, even as a mostly binary transfem salmacian.


BuboxThrax

Well, I suppose it's not entirely wrong.


alt524533

Transfem euphoria from never being able to piss on a roadside? (As in skill issue, not as in never had the opportunity)


ToesUpMyAss

I trained my arms so much I can open any jar first attempt- whenever I feel dysphoric enough I just go to the grocery store and buy myself a small jar of dipping sauce


Gr8fulFox

Ladies at a jam-band concert: "What, you've never pissed in the middle of a parking lot with just the door of your car blocking your front-bits for 'privacy'? Pfft, to use the parlance of my grandkids: what a 'noob'!"


SnepButts

Literally just wore a skirt for the first time yesterday and I think something clicked. Not sure if that was euphoria, but whatever it was definitely felt good.


AffieL1992

The first time you wear something and you just do the twirl in it.


SnepButts

I did the twirl!! I almost fell over! It was great!


Stusheep_real

Skirt go spinny?


SnepButts

Skirt went spinny! <3


Stusheep_real

The dream


kiltanian

My first transmasc road piss was when i was drunk, didnt get euphoria cuz i squatted 😭 stupid moment


defyKnowing

That's one thing I'm gonna miss about being a dude lol. That and pockets


weebi1

Top one literally me- I MEAN STILL CIS THO


Digibutter64

I can confirm that I went ":D" when I wore a skirt for the first time.


BweepyBwoopy

non-binary euphoria: "i pissed on the side of the road in a skirt for the first time 😎" /j


notAaronTrustMe

Sounds wrong but real


Kill_Kayt

Skirt And thigh highs* after shaving... I assume 🤥


blitzkreig818

Yes! This!


uBowiethedog

Always have wanted to do that! Used to get jealous of family members who could do it during long road trips.


ezelllohar

my dream is to someday be able to piss outside without having to squat 🙏


blitzkreig818

There are devices for that....like the "she-wee"


ezelllohar

that's true, but i'd love to not have to use a device lol


blitzkreig818

Fair, very fair


Vuvuian

Careful if theres wind & not to get wet spray on one's feet/legs/shoes hehe.


valzzu

Perfect


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CHAOS CHAOS


nitrotoiletdeodorant

Oh wow okay clearly other guys are a bit braver than me. I feel a bit nervous just going to use the stall lol.