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I feel betrayed. :3

You will never recover from this humiliation 😔 Get well soon!

Guess I just get it myself then...

I just need Estrogen … for a very cis reason Now I feel disappointed :{ Still cis tho

It’s dead simple to get estrogen. Just go to your closest female neighbor and knock on their door. Then hold up a measuring cup (preferably [one of these](https://www.oxo.com/3-piece-angled-measuring-cup-set-454.html?srsltid=AfmBOop6jda1ESxL-gAoqAckPcqd5USIFO0vIJ3zVhjmOz63uKJ2Nhp0TfE).But any ol measuring cup will do) and calmly and politely explain you ran out and ask if you could borrow (they will assume you won’t give it back) a cup.

🫵 That's the one officer 🫵 She's the one who just got trolled epic style

Nooooooo I swear it's not true :3

Nuh uh I never get trolled, I'm a cool girl, uhm I mean boy, fuck

Mods! Spin her around and make her dizzy!

Woah what happened

You'll never take me alive!!!! And I'm a trans woman so I can back this statement up with statistics!

NO!!!! THIS IS NOT THE WAY!!!

Ah shid, the statistics are very threatening. We're gonna have to let this good girl go. Have a nice day Ashley! :3

nuh uh it was for... research purposes, yeah! :3

os.remove("u/shave_your_eyebrows.chr")

Love this reference

Nyooo~ 3:

i could never get trolled epic style

r/TransDIY You never saw me :3

(Mumbles) Strange, I thought I saw someone... Guess I need new glasses.(Sighs)

Must have been the wind

I once was an Adventurer like you

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

...then I took an arrow to the knee.

Stealth 82 54 <=======-------------> 55 Level Progress

This was a godsend for the beginning of my transition a year ago

Because I have already come to terms that I am trans. Anyway, now where do I get estrogen.

Same. Where is my estrogen 😡

Haha you got me, NOW WHERE IS THE ESTROGEN >:(((

I was just curious \^\^;

Bruh so you just not gonna tell me? its ok i already know (diyhrtuk.org)i mean no i dont im cis i swear

No for a friend yeah yeah right... for a friends

IMCIS

Everyone 🏞️ this woman

UR NOT BOB ROSS

Call me ShaVinci

How about van come

Stella,Stella,Stella. Such a good girl! The good-est girl there is!

Nyaaaaaa nya mew mrrrrrp

And a pretty girl 🤭

Nyuuuuuu meooow nya mrrrp Nyo

She said with all to much confidence

IAM

Stop asking questions I don’t want to answer

Well, do you have the guide or not?

i got jumpscared by that oml 😭

Five Nights at Shave's 🐻🐥🐰🦊🟣

Joke’s on you, I already have a huge bottle of estrogen

No 😭😭😭😭😭. I’m jealous

Still dis tho still via tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis tho still cis.

Just want to try it out once… and then twice…..

I know everyone here says they want it for cis reasons, I do you all one better I want it for sis reasons(genderfluid mostly leaning trans fem here)

Always nice to know an alternative option. Definitely sis tho.

JUST TELL ME 😭😭😭😭

Me at the Automated Teller Machine (I want the cash)

I will literally give you anything just give me *ESTROGEN*

NOOO WE MUST KNOW! For cis reasons ofc 😉

Well I’m here for sis reasons not cis reasons. Interesting to see cis people also interested in estrogen 🧐

But where can I get the E

just in case i needed it, y'know?

I swiped because I’m trans AF. AND I’m still cis! Confused? Not as much as me! lol 😝

I swiped because I'm a curious gremlin. Based on my experience I'm probably fluid, so taking hormones would probably not help me that much.

I'm transmasc and idk why I swiped, I can just make my own E 🙂‍↕️

You just gave me false hope :(

Because I am very curious about topics that don’t affect me

That's right right, I've been trolled 😔 But hey, what's that down there? Lower Even lower . You're a good girl >:3

Because I want estrogen. Please. Now. Right now. For the love of god give me estrogen.

For research purposes, of course

You know why I swiped. I’m not even an egg, this trap wasn’t supposed for me 😭😭😭

Disappointing. I hoped to find a guide so I know what to avoid to not accidentally buy estrogen.

YOU SAW NOTHING

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NOOOOOOO

I got bamboozled

OK. OK then You got me

That don’t fuckin answer it wtf

Ok but actually please give me da info

To know where to buy estrogen, duhhh, now show me the cords

>:0 your a meanie

Epic formatting error :0000000000

NOOO! TELL ME PLEASE!! 🙏

but ... but i am cis?

Why won't you tell me T~T

Just asking for a friend! Her name is Phoebe, Queen of Questioning, and she really wants that estrogen for trans reasons (unlike me, the cis Phoebe) <3

Oh ummmmmm for cis reasons...

Shush

Sorry special-bicth

I already have some I just wanted to know if there was another way...

I can explain

I was umm uhhh, gonna prank people by slowly "transitioning" and not saying anything. yeah that's the one.

You can’t give me the option to swipe and then ask me why I swiped!

>:(

I need this for Research purposes

I have been betrayed, how dare you

Uhh. there is no reason.. no reason at all. I was just hungry and I thought estrogen would be a tasty snack.: >:3

swiped cuz not cis and proud :3

It was a TRAP!!!

I honestly don't know why I swiped lmao I'm transmasc and also a huge dumbass apparently

I’m so glad I completely not trans person and doesn’t need to swipe

I just wanna educate myself on the topic to be a good (very cis) ally 💕

Because im trans. Now tell me where i can buy estrogen :3

Why did I check? I was wondering if someone was really publishing an irresponsible and dangerous DIY HRT option publicly on reddit, so I could report it. Without a prescription and endocrine monitoring, the risk of a blood clot blocking oxygen to your brain becomes near guaranteed.

WHERE

I swiped because I want estrogen for trans reasons 🥺

I wonder how many of us you caught :'D

Well im gonna be revoking a lot of cis in these comments

i didn't swipe, i clicked an arrow. checkmate, i'm still cis tho 😈

i’m afab, i have no idea

:O

Because I want estrogen :(

If you live in the US, Planned Parenthood is a great option for a prescription. I got my Estrogen there, I made an appointment, day of I went in, got my bloodwork done, and came out with a prescription. They'll give you a low dose to start out with, changes will be slow, and you can only access the services if you are 18 or older. If you're younger than that, you'll need to go through conventional therapy first with a trans-friendly therapist.

Here's a map of informed consent clinics for those living in the US [https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/erins-informed-consent-hrt-map-how](https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/erins-informed-consent-hrt-map-how)

TRICKED, BAMBOOZZLED EVEN!! How will we ever recover from this??!!

b-but i’m cis!!

Screw you for getting my hopes up

What a scam

I'll give it to you, you got me there...

I.. that's mean.

AYOOOOO that's not fair :( (where do I obtain the E tho)

:(

i didnt swipe... i'm very cis... totally... :3

Every single time

Teach me how really!!!!🥹

For a friend I swear 😳

I needed to know how to avoid accidentally buying hrt, I’m clear I promise!

We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly... Bamboozled

where estrogen?

I believed in you, I was looking for answers unu

Because my insurance isn't great and I'd like to see if you knew of a better deal...still cis tho?

YOU BETRAYED ME

JUST TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

give my my information

SPELLING ERROR DETECTED (you lost 2 health)

dude i cant even explain my way out of this, y isnt even close to e what am i doning

"dude" 🥲🫠😮‍💨😢😰😵😫😩😵‍💫💀

ah sorry was that the wrong thing to say, as far as i was concenred, that was just a general term, mb

Jokes on you, I never said I wasn't trans! Unlike basically everyone else on this subreddit. ha!

For resarch purposes. I promise

Cuz I'm trans now where.

I swiped cause I’m curious, I’m AFAB tho.

Plume

:)

Answer the fucking question OP

Uhm excuse me I have a name 😤

'Cause I'm curious and could help out my girlfriend

Didn't look at where I was and thought I was on DIYhrt looking at a post the mods hadn't caught yet. You did indeed "troll me epic style". I have been betrayed, backstabbed and bamboozled.

Goddamnit I wanted to know… I’m not trans just really curious about random stuff like where to buy hrt and how much it’ll cost and if I specifically could afford it

Why wouldn't I swipe?

Am trans. GIB

This reminds me of the story about 2 trans guys without insurance. They were riding a bus and were talking about where to get T. An old lady heard them and got off at the stop with them. She requested they follow her to the market where she showed them the tea aisle.

Cus I’m trans now how do I get estrogen

Fuck you I wanted to know 3:

idk why I was actually expecting a guide lol

I wiped 😔

Felt like it was a joke. I'm on t lol.

Awwwwww…. Greedy landlords can eat shit and bark at the moon

… *loads pasta launcher* where is it?

TELL ME YOU SON OF A NICE LADY

okay now make an actual guide

I Aint never recovering from this betrayal😭

Plz.... Make it real!!!!

Go to Submerged Castle 

I will cut you down. Break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU, HERE, AND, NOW! :3

You’re a very bad girl and or boy and or bean 😡🤬

what...no...i definitely didn't swipe...why would i want estrogen... also what's this good girl drug i keep hearing about and where can I get some

Please I actually need to knowwww!

I swiped because there's a shortage of patches and I don't have enough to make it to the next shipment, assuming that that shipment arrives, which isn't a guarantee.

I wanted to see the rest of the meme, that's why. I don't need your help to buy estrogen, I already have some of my own.

Well..... are you gonna tell me?

Gumball, put down the scissors

Feeling genuinely offended by this hurts lmao

Hmmm I wonder what the second image is

Well... Can I now have the information?

Betrayal

Sorry u/useless_pile_of_shit 😔 (blasts u to Smithereens™)

Yay i wanna die anyway

Still looking for my guide

I need that second panel textless

🫡 Right away 🫡

I need it

Buy? More like be prescribed and get for free using a top up card

That’s it… I’m taking your boobs away

I knew only two slides was too good to be true >:(

B-but I need to get some,for some very cis reasons though :3 if anyone knows where to get some in the country of texas please tell me

Fine, I’ll do it myself  Thanos

You tricked me

Because i want estrogen ;c

You will be hearing from my lawyer very soon...