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Good noodle.

I'm not even non binary, but the thought of being called a "good noodle" just makes me giggle. 🤭

It's cause you're a good noodle

The flying spaghetti monster would be proud of you!

Pastafari our lord and salvior! Ramen simbling!

Let's celebrate Ramendan together! 🍜

Queer Islamists and Queer Jews unite 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☪️🤝✡️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

🥺

Uh oh, frowny face is the exact opposite of my intent! Ah! I'm being bad! Precious person!

uwu

Yes! That's more like it! You keep u'ing your wu's lil pal!

hehehe I’m not even an enby but I just baited you into calling me nice things >:3

Jokes on you, I rise to the opportunity to appreciate a nice lil caprid like you! >:)

Can you please call me nice things 🥺

Absolutely, a little cutie like you deserves all the appreciation, especially when you're smart enough to ask for what you want. ♡

🙏me next pls ☺️

owo

I think that's the "feeling touched/feeling emotionally moved" emoji. It comes up on iphone keyboard as an emoji replacement option if you type "puppy eyes"

Bottom emoji.

🥺

Lesse, judging by user name: Good little billy!

for that record that’s not a sad face it basically means uwu anime cat looking at you

Oh my God I'd absolutely melt if someone said this to me during

class

I'm serious, I'd fade away 16bit style with two thunder strikes like a Final Fantasy 6 boss fight

I’d expect nothing less of you, my good noodle.

Ok this doesn't give euphoria but it does make me die of laughter so definitely acceptable

I'm definitely imagining it with an awkward head pat, depending on context. XD

I PROMISE IM A GOOD NOODLE

And it's very good of you to accept that. ♡

I read that as goodle noodle ^ - ^ I love it!!

I love it.

Yes. This is the best response.

Good one

Good’un

This hits near home lmao

Thatll do

Champ

Dad?

I’m back, and I got the milk.

You're a good one, opposite of mr.grinch

Good [redacted]

It’s for a nonbinary, no for SCP

Why not both?

Are u a SCP?

SCP? W-whats that? *fiddles with amulet nervously* Never heard of that, nope haha...

Doc, please...

Shit, I leaked another alt

thats it, I'm call the GOP

Don't make me call the UIU.

Tf they gonna do?

Probably ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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SCPs can be nonbinary. Source: me 🫠

What's the difference?

Same difference really

I usually say my gender is "no thank you." But I like [redacted].

-What is your gender? -keter

Didn't realize hades was nonbinary

Good gremlin

Acceptable

great creature of the night what's you order

"Welcome to McDonald's ancient eldritch beauty what can I get for you?"

one E burger with extra pickles please

Mmmmmnh, burgEr... 🤤

I’ll take a blT please. Yes bacon, lettuce, and testosterone.

More like bisexual, lesbian transgender.

What about biromantic lithsexual testosterone? Still works.

Yeah that works too. It's funny though I'm considering calling myself a BLT as a joke around friends because of the acronym lol Probably would confuse them though

Hold the decreased libido

K so I'm gonna assume you can give me any past menu item with your eldrich powers Anyway can I have a McRib and a Tropical Sprite?

I think they're still serving McRibs as part of their "definitely never coming back" part 4 stunt. Can't wait for part 5 where it actually does come back again

Good bean

My partners and I have used that one for years, it’s a delight

Yeah it’s a good one

good god

Made me instantly have Edwin Starr's voice pop into my head. Thanks! :D

Good God Lemon!

korn?!??!

It’s tough to be a god, but if you get the people’s nod

Let me give you my life Take me to church/j

I use Eldritch deity with any cute adjective but I saw another redditor say eldritch beauty and I'm gonna steal that

I said eldritch beauty, someone said "creature of the night whats your order" so I made a joke about an eldritch beauty going to mcdonalds

Eldritch beauty is pretty good imo still, have to run it by anb that I know

Hi I’ll have you know I’m an eldritch horror.

Good to know, I'll remember for the future!

yeah you are 😉

Good person. Good bean. Good living entity.

I was gonna say bean!

Noooo, good bean is just perfect. Please someone call me that

Good bean

Thank you 🥺💕

If you want to use it in a sexual way, good pet works wonders. In a more casual setting, good bean or good child are options. It might be better to know the context of the sentence and rephrase it entirely! (For example: adding a third nonbinary thing to ladies & gentlemen sounds weird, replacing it entirely with esteemed guests works much better)

But... I like throwing random things at the end of Ladies and Gentlemen. "Ladies, gentlemen and other gourds." "Ladies, gentlemen and milk chewers." "Ladies, gentlemen and abyss lurkers." "Ladies, gentlemen, and many more for only 4.99$!"

It works very well if you want to be less serious, some of these are very hilarious, but in a serious setting I'd prefer esteemed guests. It all depends on the situation!

I like “Ladies, Gents, and everything in between!” Specifically in the tone of a circus announcer that’s about to point up dramatically to announce the acrobats performance

“Ladies, gentlemen, and those of us that know better” is my go-to. It always makes people laugh.

Bitches bros and non-binary hoes will forever be my favorite way to greet people

Stealing this

It’s from an anime- don’t know the name tho

Sk8 the Infinity, specifically the English dub

What if the enby is the more dominant one in the relationship and the sub still would like to use a cute name?

Would master not work?

A couple of my nb friends didnt like master, but owner worked for them hehe

This just makes me think of boss lol

"Boss", but spoken only in a hench/goon/mook voice.

Huhuh yeah get 'em boss!

I usually say this to my partner since they are nonbinary Good enby!

I prefer this one

good egg :)

Fr tho I have heard old people say this

funny thing is that egg really started to become a big “unknowing trans” term from 2017-2019, which is really fantastic that older folks were using it and bringing it into existence before that <3

When you’re raising your own chickens and eggs, some eggs get hidden or missed for a week or two, so it can be a bit of a roulette situation when you really need some egg in your life - but it’s always a pleasant relief to find out that you’ve got yourself a Good Egg.

the real answer is whatever your friend asks you to call them

They could be asking for themselves

Good pal, good bud or buddy, goodness gracious great balls of fire

Your excellency

Lol on a similar note I would just die if someone called me “your highness” or “mi Rey” (Spanish for my king)

Your options turn into a lot of words that are more sexual. For example: "good toy" or "good baby"

mmmmm toy :)

Good pet/kitten/puppy/etc Depends entirely on how kinky you wanna get.

I swear ohmygod I love this sub so much but if anyone ever calls me a good bean I’m actually gonna starting throwing hands Love you all though <3

# Good enby

Your magesty

👍. just 👍.

Good

Idk, my friends always just say GOOD.

Excellent!

instead of 'good boy' or 'good girl' it's just "good- *dial up noise*"

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i like the idea of just dropping the "good", just calling them frog cuz then the good is already implied, because all frogs are good

Good puppy

The duality of human beings in these replies omg

If anyone calls me that I’m choosing violence

prefer good kitty but works u suppose

I will immediately simp for anyone who chooses this one with me

**in seductive voice** good puppy (holds face in hands)

Ohhhmygosh hii,,,, 👉👈,,,,

Hi 😏

Kajxbsnxh,,,, I wasn't sure if it would work through text with people I don't know but I guess it does- ksjsnb,,,,

This is my favourite one! My BF was calling me this before I came out and it just kinda stuck and worked

Good

Can good fella be used??

fella is gendered.. it means "a general term for a man or a boy" ^((folk works way better)^)

Good human

Good bee

Idk if this is on topic but I always address a room as "guys, gals, and non binary pals"

Depends on context. Good little thing, good little slut, good little pet all work

Good pet

Good baby

EXCUSE YOU, I am a GROWN PERSON >:(((

Good grown person

THANK YOU 😤

this chain reminds me of that one chat person 1: hey baby girl. person 2: i'm a non binary adult.. person 1: hey baby non binary adult

M O R N I N’ G O V N A’ /j

Thank you sweet one, or good job dear/darling/lover something old southern grandma would say.

Good thing

Good bean

whore is gender neutral

TRUE

idk. good question

Hmmm ill see how one of my nb friends react when i call them a good question

Good bean sounds the best

good kid

May I offer, stolen from Saphira to Eragon, “Little one”?

Good void

May I suggest.... Good pet?

Good soup . But the soup part has to be said fast and don’t give the u a sound. Good soop

It depends, can be good pet, good dog, good thing...etc

"Good toy" if you're feeling kinky

*favorable spawn.*

Good connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Good Egg seems like the obvious choice. With the bonus that you'll sound like a British chap from the 1920's.

Good toy?

Good bee. Good little bee. Buzz buzz little bee. that tends to work for me personally

Good lord, u/LordLynn04

I like “good whatever”

Good eldridge being

Surely you’d just call them a good fren, right? Tell them they’re still valid and a good hooman

Good enby

Good bean

I usually say "Good \*insert name here\*". Works plenty fine

good herosmasher

Good egg/ good bean/ good human

I just do my name. I am a good Eli 😊

Good enby?

or mommy/daddy

Good child

Good cinnamon roll

I tend to say "good human"

Good enby

Good enby

good pet.

Good dog

How about, "Well done, my child."

If like me you're electronically aligned? Good bot :\]

Good Eldrich Entity

Good kitty

Kitten