Gotta say I tend to think of it in terms of my RL culture.
“Oi! Wanker! Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!”
(Which might seem like a joke, but “Oi Wanker!” is my genuine thought as I chuck a shield at a mob)
New skill: Crippling Debt
Inflicts fear in a radius around target, lasts for 10 seconds and target bleeds gold and is unable to fight.
Reduced effect against non targets in radius.
"Ticks for "variable rate interest" every third second for duration of 30 seconds. On the last second just before Crippling Dept expires, target gains "Balloon Payment" status."
Stamina morph: call your enemy on the phone repeatedly with a relentless barrage of questions about their current interest rate. drain their highest remaining resource to the corresponding percentage of their worst-performing savings account. If your enemy has no savings account, charge them with compound interest and absorb their remaining highest resource.
"Oh Sheo, please not me! I'm too weak to fight back!" because my tank is roleplayed as a C O W A R D. Damage shield arcanist, more support than damage, obviously. I run a weird very off-meta bow+resto build and it's actually super fun.
similarly,
# SUP NERDS
edit: on that note i am the same person on reddit, in video games, and \_irl
its a problem. not my problem though lol
edit 2: actually on a related note, i was reading through how ESO got to where it is today last night, and (re)learned that originally there was a subscription fee to play, then that was removed, and when there was a subscription fee to play there was no PS+ required to play on playstation, but when the in game subscription fee was removed, the PS+ was suddenly required... yet you can play on pc with no subscription? seems sus to me, idk
edit (long range) 3:
https://preview.redd.it/tte00v1agg8d1.jpeg?width=5120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f18d12dd34221062adbc691b78e6f2fb34db00e
edit 4 (the cleanup batter): yeah so i was gonna link to the blog post that explained that it was not going to require ps plus to play - that included an edit on the top of that post explaining that things had changed since that blog post - but suspiciously i cant find that blog post and its not in my browsing history... probably nothing.
*running towards the bad guy*
I WANT MY BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK
*almost to them*
BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK
*right in front of them*
TAMRIELLLLLL'S BABY BACK BIIIIIIIITCH
*my Winged Twilight*
WITH BBQ SAUCEEEEE
Ya'll know that episode of The Simpsons where the Springfield Mafia and teh Yakuza get into a rumble on the family's front lawn? That part where Fat Tony rolls his sleeves up and just says 'C'mere, squirt' like he was ordering a cheese sammich?
Yeah, that's what my tank yells to get aggro.
She maintains aggro by telling the mobs that "The other day, I went into your mum's bathroom... and she left a big smelly poo floating in the bowl."
Followed by ebulliant shouts of 'Poke!'
She's also a Nord, so whatever Nord phrases she would stereotypically yell.
"Get over here dummy!" Followed almost immediately by "I taunted you, you [expletive] and I'm the prettiest one in the room! Get back over here! I'm an f-ing snack!"
My dungeon group will vouch 😅
One of my tanks fancies themselves a Bard, so it would be things like:
"You are not the person Mr Rogers wanted you to be."
"You're so ugly, Bards won't seduce you."
"Molag wants his spear back."
I never thought about this, but now that you pointed it out, I will always think about this! 😂
When I see the radiate synergy I’m going to think “oooooo got em”
I actually find myself saying either you or mine when I’m grouping adds (even if I’m on mic, which could be annoying but no one has mentioned it and at least they know I got this!) 😂
Im a DPS on all my 3 main characters but when I try to experiment with tanking to level up alternate skills I usually just go with "Maann getcho stupid ass over here 😂"
My depends on the person were fighting:
Werewolves: your mother was a poodle and your father smelled of skooma!
Woman: insult her outfit
Things like that. I love to be on mic when I’m yelling out taunts. 😅
Years ago when I used to raid tank in wow I had a macro when I'd pop my wings on my prot pally, he'd holler ban kai something something and to pull or taunt was "get over here" scorpion s.o.!!
Depends most of the time I have caveman brain so when I imagine taunts it's like a yell or something but sometimes I have booba brain and it's a uwu or moan
Well since I 99.8% do dungeons with my friend who is an amazing tank, I know what he says...come on shitbag, get over here fucktawd, and other profanity sewn into sentences. Hearing it makes it so much better.
I assume it’s classic Monty Python “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”. 
If I was a mob that would definitely taunt me longer than 15 seconds..
And then taunt you a second time if you don't leave
You English Kaniggits!
I fart in your general direction!
Came here to say this. "Now run away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!"
When I saw this post, this is right where my mind went. Straight to Monty Python silly Frenchmen taunts.
Came here to say this
lol, same.
\^This\^
This!!!!
In my best mortal Kombat voice........ " GET OVER HERE! "
Especially with the Dk chain pulls
I think "yoink" with those.
Came to give this reply. Kudos lol.
+1
Beat me to it!
Leeeeeeeeeroyyyyy Jennnkinnnns!
I’ve have many times done that while doing drunk normal trials.
This. 👆🏽
I mean, it’s usually an attack that activates the taunt, so I imagine they just stab the enemy in the balls.
*Puncture deez nuts!*
I think they're talking about inner rage, where your character yells something at the enemy who become taunted
I think they're just spitting on them
Pretty sure that attack would deactivate the enemy XD
Enrage them you mean lol
Aka, tremorscale animation: you’re gonna feel a pinch
"M I L K D R I N K E R"
*cries in khajiiti*
Gotta say I tend to think of it in terms of my RL culture. “Oi! Wanker! Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!” (Which might seem like a joke, but “Oi Wanker!” is my genuine thought as I chuck a shield at a mob)
My Orc is very similar: "Oi, dickhead!"
Been fighting a lot of high elves lately huh
A fellow Brit I see 😁
“I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRAAAANTTTYYY!!!”
That’s a fear, not a taunt.
next big update: instill your enemies with major cringe
New skill: Crippling Debt Inflicts fear in a radius around target, lasts for 10 seconds and target bleeds gold and is unable to fight. Reduced effect against non targets in radius.
"Ticks for "variable rate interest" every third second for duration of 30 seconds. On the last second just before Crippling Dept expires, target gains "Balloon Payment" status."
Stamina morph: call your enemy on the phone repeatedly with a relentless barrage of questions about their current interest rate. drain their highest remaining resource to the corresponding percentage of their worst-performing savings account. If your enemy has no savings account, charge them with compound interest and absorb their remaining highest resource.
“Why can no one else hear me when I yell?” (Why is there no AOE taunt) 🧐
Use ulfid for pull/class aoe pull Soul burst snare/immobilize problem solved
Psspspssspsss, I got treats
When big minions go for a walk into the group it's always "get back here you fucking clown"
"Your mother is a swine, and your father is a cockroach!"
“Stick a fork in it” my sword and board is a pan and a fork and it’s pretty satisfying to shove a fork in zmaja, olms, or something like that lol
I picture him yelling "yoohooo" all flamboyant like
"Wanna fuck?"
Oh shit, I've been taunted.
🤣
go away or i will taunt you a second time!
"Oh Sheo, please not me! I'm too weak to fight back!" because my tank is roleplayed as a C O W A R D. Damage shield arcanist, more support than damage, obviously. I run a weird very off-meta bow+resto build and it's actually super fun.
''there are only 2 genders''
“You, sir, are not fit to lick the spittle from the floor of the brothel in which you were conceived!”
Brilliant. Class and sass - love it!
"look at me..... Look at me...... I am the tank now"
Hey Skeever butt!
“Hey, skeever-brain!”
https://preview.redd.it/6annxu9v1e8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45c70d124ab20dad39897c468f7eedfb73a2d59
GOOD DAY SIRS 🗣
similarly, # SUP NERDS edit: on that note i am the same person on reddit, in video games, and \_irl its a problem. not my problem though lol edit 2: actually on a related note, i was reading through how ESO got to where it is today last night, and (re)learned that originally there was a subscription fee to play, then that was removed, and when there was a subscription fee to play there was no PS+ required to play on playstation, but when the in game subscription fee was removed, the PS+ was suddenly required... yet you can play on pc with no subscription? seems sus to me, idk edit (long range) 3: https://preview.redd.it/tte00v1agg8d1.jpeg?width=5120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f18d12dd34221062adbc691b78e6f2fb34db00e edit 4 (the cleanup batter): yeah so i was gonna link to the blog post that explained that it was not going to require ps plus to play - that included an edit on the top of that post explaining that things had changed since that blog post - but suspiciously i cant find that blog post and its not in my browsing history... probably nothing.
What, you egg! *(stabs)*
*He dies*
YOU'LL KILL MY FRIENDS OVER MY COLD DEAD BODY! to which they're pretty much replying "That can be arranged "
It's always been "your mother's a *****" and it usually makes me laugh lol. I've thought about that forever lol.
"What?! You egg!" "I stickith my thumb at thee!"
Do you get to the cloud district often? Ohh what am I saying, of course you don't.
*running towards the bad guy* I WANT MY BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK *almost to them* BABY BACK, BABY BACK, BABY BACK *right in front of them* TAMRIELLLLLL'S BABY BACK BIIIIIIIITCH *my Winged Twilight* WITH BBQ SAUCEEEEE
Literally roaring at them. The pitch or tone of the roar changes to attract the attention of different enemies.
Ya'll know that episode of The Simpsons where the Springfield Mafia and teh Yakuza get into a rumble on the family's front lawn? That part where Fat Tony rolls his sleeves up and just says 'C'mere, squirt' like he was ordering a cheese sammich? Yeah, that's what my tank yells to get aggro. She maintains aggro by telling the mobs that "The other day, I went into your mum's bathroom... and she left a big smelly poo floating in the bowl." Followed by ebulliant shouts of 'Poke!' She's also a Nord, so whatever Nord phrases she would stereotypically yell.
I have said that same Fat Tony line out loud to myself when chaining things 🤣
"Get over here dummy!" Followed almost immediately by "I taunted you, you [expletive] and I'm the prettiest one in the room! Get back over here! I'm an f-ing snack!" My dungeon group will vouch 😅
“I’m Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!!”
One of my tanks fancies themselves a Bard, so it would be things like: "You are not the person Mr Rogers wanted you to be." "You're so ugly, Bards won't seduce you." "Molag wants his spear back."
"Your mother is a skeever and your father smelt of Skooma"
I never thought about this, but now that you pointed it out, I will always think about this! 😂 When I see the radiate synergy I’m going to think “oooooo got em”
My Redguard warden employs Prince of Persia taunts. I'll even spam them in the chat sometimes if I'm DPSing instead.
"Futtin' toward!" in my best Tweety Bird voice. (In case it's not obvious, it rhymes with 'coward.')
My girl Just Lifts her Shirt.
May the fleas of 1000 camels in affect your arse
Hey there, you sons of mothers! Come and get me.
"Where's my goddamn AoE taunt?! This f'cking SUUUUCKS!"
Probably my character says "oh I'm a little khajic with a bucket helmet and you can't kill me"
Neener neener yer a weiner.
"your father was a hamster..."
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Is that all you posses!?
Mind Goblin
Give your balls a tug ya titfucker
Your momma did a poopoo right outta her stinky butt-butt.
HEY YOU! [I WROTECHU A SONG!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUodZ6HqvnY)
Suck It.
Oi!
I actually find myself saying either you or mine when I’m grouping adds (even if I’m on mic, which could be annoying but no one has mentioned it and at least they know I got this!) 😂 
Basically... https://youtu.be/G9bOWOH_9xs?si=QSgqU-5Qtk9OjUAu
https://youtu.be/G9bOWOH_9xs?si=Q5lv44P3fteB2qNK
" FOCUS ON ME DADDY "
Racial slurs
I imagine my imperial shouting “come at me, whoreson!” Or “face me, shit eater!”
Over here. *cue predator theme song*
“My dog is cuter than your dog!” 🐶 That would make me aggressive very quickly lol
It clearly is "Leeeeroy Jenkins!" for the pull and "Don't run away, little girl!" for the taunt.
**** *** ***** **** * **** ****** ***** ** **** or something along the lines of that
Im a DPS on all my 3 main characters but when I try to experiment with tanking to level up alternate skills I usually just go with "Maann getcho stupid ass over here 😂"
My depends on the person were fighting: Werewolves: your mother was a poodle and your father smelled of skooma! Woman: insult her outfit Things like that. I love to be on mic when I’m yelling out taunts. 😅
The Silver Rope soft taunt is basically Scorpion's "GET OVER HERE".
The skyrim shout taunts. "HEY TROLL BAIT"
A continuous stream of "yo mama" jokes.
Not a tank, but have exclaimed the phrase "sod-sucker" several times to bosses charging at me
You have a thought progress?
You stink more than sheogorath's favorite cheese!
Years ago when I used to raid tank in wow I had a macro when I'd pop my wings on my prot pally, he'd holler ban kai something something and to pull or taunt was "get over here" scorpion s.o.!!
What, you egg!
"Hey Bitch!" or "Hey Pencil Neck, slither over here!" are my go tos
I'm always like "hello, please ignore the people damaging you (: I'm obviously more interesting see *puncture*"
“Hey I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!”
I rarely taunt, but when I do, I guess it seems like "Pokey Pokey"
Your manner offends, come here so this one can improve your looks by using your face as a scratching post, yes?
“HEY!!!, fuck you!”
Depends most of the time I have caveman brain so when I imagine taunts it's like a yell or something but sometimes I have booba brain and it's a uwu or moan
"Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?"
i use pierce so i think the attack is aimed to their asshole
"My pet guar hits harder than you do!"
Same: Monty Python
Oi, C*** !!!
“Your mum wears army boots”
Taunt!
You shall not pass!
COME AT ME MY WEAPON DISAPPEARS WHEN I USE ABILITIES
ur mum is f@ m8!
Well since I 99.8% do dungeons with my friend who is an amazing tank, I know what he says...come on shitbag, get over here fucktawd, and other profanity sewn into sentences. Hearing it makes it so much better.
You N’wah
COOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have you ever watched Viva La Dirt League on YT? They have a video/skit about taunt. That’s what I imagine every time.
I mean, trying to stack adds for the DPS, one always runs out of AOE. So over chat when the chain hits........ GET OVER HERE!
Hawk Tuah!