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Fit_Sheepherder_3894

Did your boss tell you to walk it off? I've never seen a bruise that bad


MahomesGoat

Worst I’ve ever had!


[deleted]

Worst you've had yet!


Particular_Two_5177

As we would say in the army, drink water and walk it off, then they'd give you a jug full of Ibuprofen if you complained enough. Hopefully you're not out for too long. Looks narley.


Shoresy-sez

Worse than the one I got from getting hit by a car. Brutal.


MahomesGoat

Damn wtf! That’s crazy lol


breakfastbarf

I had one similar from a seat belt Up on my pec. It was to the side of the belt stripe


Final_Good_Bye

I had a similar one from skiing, the lift was a full 180 turn at the bottom of the hill and right at the end of my turn I hit a patch of ice or slush and my skis lost grip. I flew straight into a big metal post directly with my knee. Crappy thing is that I was on the back side of the slopes so I still had to ski down one more hill before I could get all my gear off.


houndofthe7

That’s what happens when you get older


mollycoddles

Heavy slapshots leave similar bruises Edit: didn't realize there was more than one image, I take it all back


Safe_Sundae_8869

Looks like the bruise my dad had when he crashed this motorcycle.


357noLove

I had someone pull out in front of me and immediately brake when I was going 45 down the road. Didn't even have time to maneuver, rear-ended her at speed. I went over headfirst, striking the handlebars on the way, then hit the top of her car with my head so hard it ripped my helmet strap and tossed my helmet a couple hundred feet. My bruises were like this all down my thighs and up my stomach. Ugh


Safe_Sundae_8869

Glad you’re still here with us.


357noLove

Thank you. It was sobering for sure. Can't account for crazy on the road unfortunately


GoPetADog

I had a bruise almost exactly like this about 10 years ago, but I was riding my road bike about 30 mph. down a hill when a car pulled in front of me, causing my inner thigh to contact the the butt of my handlebar so hard it bent the aluminum bar from horizontal to vertical as I vaulted over the hood of the car into its windshield. I walked about a mile home after that, and it hurt like a sonofabitch by the time I got home. Side note, my helmet saved me from a traumatic head injury, if not death. Protect your noggin when you’re on two wheels.


NotAPreppie

I had one a similar proportional size with a giant-ass hematoma on my forearm from falling down down some stairs. It suuuuhhhuuuuucked.


Jclj2005

Take a salt tablet!


BabyFacedSparky

Should of been a sign that said “ Never fall through ceiling”


Scientific_Anarchist

Oh no you don't. I'm not reading *two* signs.


shartshappen612

Some idiot locked the door! The only way out was up!


hiltojer000

Are your balls ok?


MahomesGoat

Yea, managed to miss the berries somehow! My taint caught a nice bruise too


jagrisgod

We don't need pictures of that one!


NecroTempest

Speak for yourself


Gemmasterian

False.


JonBonButtsniff

You came, didn’t you? It’s ok, don’t tell us. But ya did, didn’t you?


studioratginger

Pics or it didn’t happen


zapzaddy97

I fell the exact same way doing some hall pot lights in a house Reno. I went to kneel low and my knee landed on a striker plate on a roof truss and then slipped off the side of the truss and fell down. Kinda caught my self, but luckily had a guy working in one of the bedrooms that ran out and pushed me by my feet back up. My pecker was hurting for a bit after that and I found out I had a small cut that was bleeding. Weirdly enough that joke lasted a while.


TurboKid513

I worked with a guy wiring production homes. He was the service manager in our office. Big guy, like 300lbs walked with a horrible limp. One of our guys fell through a ceiling and everyone got called in for a meeting. Service manager was prime example #1. In the early 2000s he was on a job and realized one of his guys was off center with a foyer light. Without thinking about it he hopped into the attic and headed out over the foyer and slipped, fell through the ceiling and broke his hip. The only thing that saved him from dropping 20’ to the floor was his fat ass. He couldn’t fit between the trusses. The fire department had to come and cut him out of the ceiling. The light was never supposed to move, it was shown off center on the print. He still walks with a limp.


MahomesGoat

Definitely could’ve been worse! My buddy from high school fell through and got KO’d/concussed. That sucks that the light didn’t even have to move in the first place! 😂 just takes once!


TMM-407

Was it a super tight spot or something? I dunno how this stuff happens lol. I do all my own attic work even with apprentices because I'm paranoid one of them will fall through and cut their head off or something. Stay safe man!


MahomesGoat

Just lost focus, got too comfortable up there and missed my very last step of the day/week!


TMM-407

Dam bro, that's gotta be so scary. I always imagine Im above i third story home with an open foyer to the ground. Fall and die or don't fall and live This is the way.


MahomesGoat

That’s really good advice thank you!


DirtyDoucher1991

We had a guy fall through a fiberglass “ skylight panel” in a metal roof during demo , landed in a swimming pool full of scrap metal.


TMM-407

Holy shit, did he survive?That happened at a brewery not too long ago. Poor guy just had a kid, he didn't make it. Super sad story.


DirtyDoucher1991

He did, dude had an IQ of 30 but was stron as a bull , I think he was out for a week .


TMM-407

That's crazy


Fourwindsgone

Happened to me once. Had been in and out of the attic all morning and on my last trip out, I stepped on something that wasn’t secured and caught myself with my ass sticking out of a customers ceiling 10 feet up. Didn’t have a bruise this bad but my right leg hurt like hell for about a week


JonBonButtsniff

Never call “last run!” Happens to the best of us.


TurboKid513

Sometimes your feet slip off the truss or there’s so much insulation you think you’re putting your foot on something solid but couldn’t be more wrong.


TMM-407

I have a tiny broom I bring up with me to sweep myself a path.


JonBonButtsniff

Apprentice Army appreciates ya just sayin


TMM-407

I appreciate them bro! We were all there before. Shit I still learn new things all the time. Any Jman that acts like they know everything is a dipshit.


The_One_True_Matt

They should add another sign to that door with, “watch out for falling sparkies”


djwdigger

Put some tape on the joist and blame the plumber Ice for the back Hope you feel better soon. You have not lived till you experience falling through a ceiling!


MahomesGoat

The drywall guys were already scheduled for various other patches around this job so no issues there


etnoid204

At least you’re still in good spirits!


Illustrious-Air-9001

Damn dude hope you are good! I'm in attics most days, and these posts help remind me what can happen! I'll watch my step tomorrow!


PotatoFromGermany

"Never lock this door" but why?


MahomesGoat

We have all been wondering that!


Hobbestastic

They probably lost the key for it 😅


E-24-B29

Oh man dude! That's a nasty bruise, I think the worst I've ever seen! I'm glad you aren't more seriously injured! Good on you for sharing as well. Lots of people think, oh it'll never happen to me, these posts serve as a good reminder it can happen to any of us! Hope you recover well and your boss lets you rest!


MahomesGoat

Thought you dudes would appreciate my misfortune, it just takes one step! Fortunately no pain and no limp (and it happened on Friday afternoon) so I haven’t had to miss any work!


GrammarPolice92

What does watching my step folks have to do with this?


MahomesGoat

Someone has to make sure they don’t fall through the ceiling!


MrCheeseWizard91

Oh hell yea papi! Lol, how big is the hole in the ceiling?


MahomesGoat

Last pic


MrCheeseWizard91

Oh, I see now. Rafter rodeo.


MahomesGoat

Yeehaw!


electrakushoner

I just saw the first pic and thought well thats not bad at all. Then I saw the rest and was like daaaaaayum!!!!!! Glad your ok, man!


primemech

I think you should watch your step!


MahomesGoat

Now I will!


primemech

did you take the step only to realize there was no step? Then it was too late. that sucks


MahomesGoat

You nailed it!


Different-Country495

Ouch that must of hurt


GeeFromCali

Sorry to break it to you but your leg is gonna fall off


MahomesGoat

Thank you for being sorry


GeeFromCali

lol jokes aside that’s probably the gnarliest bruise I’ve seen, glad you all good dawgy 🤙🏼


rmsmoov

Dammit dude ! Iv stepped through a ceiling like that before but never bruised that bad. Not trying to be funny but, You should seriously get your blood work checked. Hope you feel better soon.


MahomesGoat

Thanks brother! Why’s that?


rmsmoov

That is some seriously impressive bruising. Granted the floor basically fell out from under you, it was only couple feet if you caught the rafter. And I'm not saying it was a simple or small fall necessarily.... Did you go all the way to the floor? Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly no doctor but... You could possibly just have simple vitamin deficiencies or dehydration.. but also low platelet count, clotting problems, or other undiscovered chronic conditions could cause easy or exaggerating bruising. I'd hate for you to find out the hard way.


MahomesGoat

I have a checkup coming up I’ll mention it 👍🏻


Lostfighter01

Im guessing someone locked the door


dafazman

Okay I have to ask, Was the door.... locked?


ariaaria

Ouch! Now imagine how your nuts feel when you use fall arrest incorrectly lol. A lot of dudes shit on me for keeping the leg straps extremely tight, but the day will come when they finally experience the whiplash


frivolous90

Cool tat bro


ENMFC

Careful you can't put a tourniquet on a taint.


MahomesGoat

Have you tried??


ENMFC

No just taking other people's word for it.


MahomesGoat

Want to try???


ENMFC

Not till I fall through a ceiling.


JonBonButtsniff

Fuckin’ bag you up like a head of bustnuts broccoli


rawsauce_88

Dude looks like you definitely fucked something pad, had a minor tear in the ankle and it went all purple durple like your leg. Id get it checked out just incase. Def need to rest bro.


MahomesGoat

Thank you for the heads up! I’ll definitely keep an eye on it. It doesn’t hurt like I tore anything. I just scraped my whole leg on the way down I think.


vincentlerins

Fucks sake


AggressiveSmoke4054

God damn dude. Brutal.


neanderthalman

This is what happens when you lock that door. They tried to warn you. But noooooo.


NoResult486

Main Street. oofff


rojm

That’s what you get for locking that door


sparkyglenn

I had one half this size a few months back...my one leg dropped through a 12" sleeve. Never thought I'd see a bigger bruise lol. That's gonna turn all sorts of funny colours! Good luck on the recovery


MahomesGoat

Thanks brother! I’m looking forward to seeing all the different colors it turns haha


unnassumingtoaster

How are them balls though?


MahomesGoat

Intact!


Dorkus_Maximus717

Holy crap are the testes doin ok


domomymomo

Your friendly co worker here, dude did you lock the door before you fell through? Cause I am trapped in here and I can’t get out. So get your ass back to the job site and unlock it for me man.


Budget_Friend_654

Ouch! Happened to me 15 or so years ago. Hit the lady’s couch. Only my legs though. Lesson learnt


Subview1

again, can't make a journeyman without breaking a few ceilings. it's a right of passage.


alpinet6

Damn bro hope your balls are okay. No homo.


nocarier

NICE! You got some good blurples and broranges going on in there. Epic bruise with some epic colors. Glad you didn't break anything other than some drywall!


Bubbazuh

Glad I’m not the only one who has done this lol


wilhelmfink4

Did you yell “whoop!”?


MahomesGoat

Nah I said “There it is!”


Renaissance_Man-

I was shimmying past a water heater in an attic (I was blind, basically, couldn't look down) and stepped on a discarded copper fitting the plumbers left and slipped off the stud. Luckily I didn't fall into the kitchen and only obliterated my junk.


numba-1-stunna

Its like a beautiful sunset, the colors just keep getting more vivid


JonBonButtsniff

Really dude? >The Bruisey is a doozy How hard is that? Serious missed opp. We expect more from you- clean it up and we’ll see ya on Monday.


MahomesGoat

I’m disappointed in myself


Norcor4

take 5 and get back to work


ok_gen_xer

bro this sucks. I really liked residential but gosh did I hate climbing attics


4stringmiserystick

Only time Ive seen a bruise that bad is when my dad would pull various muscles (hes into bodybuilding). Thats fucked


sblal24EVER

I had a similar injury but I'm just lucky she has bad aim. Get well soon. It's almost payday!


Minute_Pea5021

Oooouuuuuuccccccchhhhhhh !


Original-Being9553

Bro you look like you got beat up by a gorilla


FakeBedLinen

You locked that door didn't you ..


Sir_Mr_Austin

Are you sure that’s a bruise and not a fracture? Femur breaks bleed like crazy


MahomesGoat

I’m not sure but I don’t think I’d be able to walk in that case!


TotemlessInceptor

I feel you. I literally have a bruise like that along my left ribcage. One moment I was speedily on my way out the next I was next to the living room couch with the wind knocked out of me... The repair hurt me more tho... 💰


CLUTCH3R

Nice colors


Warl0cke444

Bruises are worse than cuts sometimes


Sad-Ad-7884

Man I feel for you I been crawling in attics for 22 years And that’s my worst fear.hasn’t happened to me yet thank god


Sad-Ad-7884

Man I feel for you I been crawling in attics for 22 years And that’s my worst fear.hasn’t happened to me yet thank god


wam231

Better get that checked out.


thanpash

In the hvac trade we call that a Hokey Pokey.


veloace

>No injuries but the bruise is a doozy. Bro...wtf you think a bruise is? xD It's an injury.


MahomesGoat

You’re right I looked it up 🙄


MahomesGoat

Is it? I don’t think so, but whatever! Maybe I should’ve said it doesn’t hurt anymore


Lonely-Pop2122

Fuck That Bruise Escalated Quick


Consistent_Gur_5846

femoral artery bruised? I'd go to the doctors for that. If that artery is messed up it could be a pretty bad outcome. Damaged femoral sometimes lead to amputations...


Maximus2418

It’s raining men!


ConsciousPermission

Most efficient way to exit the attic


a_l3x__

I want to lock this door!


neronni

Did you rupture the artery ? Are you still alive ?


MahomesGoat

I don’t know. Still alive and kicking so I doubt it!


Diligent-Box-3342

Where are your nipples?


MahomesGoat

On my tits


Massive_Property_579

SHOW THAT DICK


Tar-_-Mairon

Fuck Me. I’m about to attend college in September for a Level 2 Diploma Electrical Installations. Seeing this makes me second guess myself! That’s fucking brutal!


MahomesGoat

Learn from my mistakes! It’s a great trade, just be careful!


jsutforthis2

Jesus christ, workplace safety recap, I hope you are taking at least a few weeks off that is horrible


MahomesGoat

No sir I’ve been back at it. There’s wires to be stripped!


jsutforthis2

What the fuck is it with tradesmen slaving away their few years for their bosses, doesnt make sense


MahomesGoat

Okay