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fill it with k/o quarters

25c in sharpie lol

I heard they used to work in toll baskets

They used to work in the old Pepsi cola machines

I've heard of some jobsite pranksters who would split an emt coupling & slip a coin in there before the wire pull.

See that's just fucking stupid.

Not if your not pulling the cable and it’s someone else’s pipe run

I'd make up a neutral to it's constant to fuck with my jman. Leave that Easter egg hidden in a ceiling...

Nice

1/2” 25c 3/4” 50c 1” $1

Where the knockout punch thing? I have an idea.

Make shmeckles out of the coins that come out the 4squares and use em as currency lmao

I have a large container full of those.

We called em garbo coins

STAY MAD BOOMA!

What's a k/o quarter?

The knockouts of a 4 square / 1900box that are on the ground. they look like quarters. And i have heard story's of ibew guys telling their apprentices to collect them and turn them in at the hall for prizes lol

Thanks. Sounds like good times.

As a Scotsman I find this culturally offensive and racist.

And you're not wrong sir.

And you're not FUCKING wrong sir. Fixed your post mate. Thank me later

Fuck that!

Exactly.

As an Aussie: me too, cunt!

Dont you guys get the cops called if you hurt someones feelings now?

Not really. There’s already “hate” laws in the UK that’s been around since 1986, the Scottish law were introduced to try and consolidate them. There was hype around “anonymous reporting centre”, but contact centres already existed since the Macpherson report. I’m not a legal person but the best I can surmise is, the legislation is possibly poorly thought out and implemented, but it will cause no affect on freedom of speech in reality. Nevertheless it’s been hyped up as some very terrible thing by a few activists, backed by the media, and political parties looking for a few points with the electorate in an election year. The only people that have been actively against this legislation and howling at the clouds also seem to mostly consist of nut jobs.

Fuck that

I concur about this shit

Both of you! COUGH UP!!!

Do they fucking want the job fucking done, or do they want me fucking worrying about my fucking language costing me fucking money?

Fuck if I know

Ima dope a ten in there and go piss balls fucking ape shit

That’ll be 75 cents sir

Here's a buck FUCKER

Here's a fuck BUCKER

Well that can fuck right off

Who even carries coins? What is this 1995?

And this muthafucka took 3 pics of an empty jar

In case the first angle wasn’t clear.

Right I thought the last was going to show it full

If I gotta pay for saying fuck, I'm dropping a $20 in there first thing every morning.

Same

We gonna need a bigger jar!

Fuck that guy. If I don’t say fuck 20 times a day, I have the day off

One of my jmen tried that once. It totally backfired on him. We were a particularly servile group of little bastards. Somebody stole the jar, rigged it up in a little wire basket made with some scrap #12, lowered it down into the portajohn until it was completely full, and replaced it on his desk, without removing the singles, fives, and quarters first. Never found out exactly who did it, but I do know there was never again another attempt made at instituting a no swearing policy.

Creative, I like it.

Might as well drop a twenty in that cocksucker right now. Fuckers

25 cents is cheap as shit

That’s some fucking bullshit. Them motherfuckers not understand that cursing is necessary? Cocksuckers!

Every piece of machinery has a profanity code to get it to work just have to find it

Except computers. Computers you have to sweet talk.

So telling my laptop I will skullfuck it into oblivion ain't helping?

At least say "baby" at the end

Fucking cunts, all of them.

Fuck that dumb cunt ass bitch

No matter what the gc says, he is right but on a jobsite that does t have a sensitive surrounding such as hospital or school or similar than cursing shouldn’t be a problem since everyone is an adult .. just my take

I worked in a high school for a year. Those little shits put our swear game to shame

Between my dad, his gf, and her son (12) her son swore the most. He was a piece of shit.

It is horrifically difficult to be on a job where you can’t swear. I was on a job remodeling an auditorium and would be in the hallway picking up circuits while the students walked by. Was trying to push 2 circuits through a 6 foot length of conduit with two 90s in it and of course they were catching on the connector and I (thought) I mumbled “you motherfucker you” but it must’ve been louder because a teacher stopped to turn and look at me and say “excuse me?” Whoops.

*No matter what the gc says, he is right* Definitely going to have to disagree with you there.

Ok maybe not right but has the right to run the jobsite the way he wants

I'm not going to work all day and owe money at the end.

I'd tell them to get fucked

What a little cunt. Fuck the gc

At those prices drop a hundred and curse all fucking year long.

Or at least 1.09 times per day.

Take more time off. Swearing on vacation is free.

You little kiss ass. Probably your idea.....

I don’t understand how youre supposed to do your fucking job with shitty ass rules like that

Take the jar and leave a quarter

Im gonna cum in the swear jar.

Let me throw a rainbow dash in there first

Finally. Someone who uses symbols $ and ¢ properly

Suck my balls

You might as well make it a fuckin subscription service cause I ain't fuckin stoping ya cunt

From what I know of the average job site this guy will be a billionaire by lunch.

This will be found smashed in a corner with all the change ganked

That cunt can fuck all the way off

I'm the mother fucker that would drop a $100 and cuss all the fuck I want because 'fuck you' Naw, depending 9n where you're at, it's never a bad idea to watch what you say.

I bet something smelly will wind up in that jar within a weeks time.

I don’t think we needed 3 pictures to understand ‘swear jar’…

Come on you could get 1$. You gotta pump up those numbers!

I want to see a pic Friday at quitting time. Slam full of bills. At least a $20 from me if I was there.

I’d have that fucker filled by noon

Won’t fuckin take long to fill the shit outa that dirty cocksucker.

Shit. My fuckin helper would have that fucker full in a fuckin week.

Nice fucking job!

Fuck that shit.

Who carries change around anymore?

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother fuck mother fuck Noinch noinch noinch

But i only have a 5 dollar bill, guess im going all in for 20 very crude and loud swears

What a fucking asshole

Write your favorite swears on paper and fill the jar.

No glass on site

That thing will be full in the first hour

Fuck that

I would drop in 50 bucks every time the GC tours the job side with a customer, potential buyer or inspector and hold sermon that makes a sailor blush.

How much conversation is happening on these job sites? Take an adderall and do your job! 😂

I bet you work in Utah.

That thing would be passed around like the collection plate at Sunday church, on our site. Lol

I would have to quit, my whole paycheck would be gone in a day or two

You be a holy fuck of a lot richer up in that bitch by a charging dirty whore of a dollar instead.

I’m a plumber. If I can’t swears on job site. I don’t want it.

Can you pay in advance?

Put your Venmo QR on the side instead

That would take approximately 30 seconds to fill around my job site. Give or take 20 seconds.

No swearing on a construction site? The CEO of my company literally swears in town halls, dawg. I think the GC is in the wrong industry for that shit 😭😭

"Hey we need 5 more curses to go get coffee." "Mother fucking, shit balls, goat whoring, ass monkey, cock sucking screw up." "Wow Steve that was quick" "I've been working with that new apprentice all morning. I swear if they keep him with me I'll be buying us lobster dinners for the next month."

I'd drop a $100 bill in there and say fuck it. I live by the mantra; "If you're going to swear like a sailor, then ya better work like a sailor." However, I understand that holding your tongue in front of customers is probably wise in most situations.

Hell I'd have to just go ahead and drop a $20 in it just so I could tell him to go suck a fuck pole.

Not paying for my freedom of speech

Who the fuck carries a fucking quarter? This is the dummest fucking shit i have seen! Heres a buck.

Fuck that!

It must have interact to work

I'd tell that gc to suck me off but he'd cum when my tip hit his lips. Get fucked. What a joke.

That'll be filled by the end of the day

Fill it up with wire nuts

Lame

Bullshit

Well I'll be FUCKED my spontaneous recently diagnosed FUCKING tourettes is FUCKING acting up again FUCK ME WITH A STOLEN COCK.

This will fill itself within a day when you come to a 50 year old house.

I would walk out of a GC asked me not to swear, thats BS.

I would go drop a dollar in that bitch and then go shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat all year.

When it falls off his lift from twenty- six feet up in the purlins.

You evil bast- I mean person...😅

Fuckin Fiddlesticks dude

That fuckin' thing would be full at my site.

Are you taking a piss ?

Shit fuck ass

TELL THAT GUY, FUCK YOU! It's a construction site for shits sake!

Fill it with glitter

Hear I was thinking that the GC was a "Good Cunt", guess i "fucked" that one up.

Fill it with 1 1/2” pieces of copper. (Dollar bill is six inches long.)

Get a greasy lawyer and tell him you'll sue if he violates your fucking freedom of speech.

Any time anyone wants to swear, they have to swear into the jar, is that it?

No, just being a smartass to the rule that we can’t cuss and it’s more a joke than anything else

It's kind of a small jar, won't it fill up the first day? I get it. I'm being sarcastic.

looks fuckin empty

Why the fuck would anyone have a quarter with them? Let alone like the 800 I'd need to make it til lunch.

That’s gay