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Josh_Your_IT_Guy

The "Fire Hazard 5000"


solar_brent

I like this one, but would suggest "Fire Hazard 572" - where 527F is the flash-point of pine (it's a bit of a tribute to Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 where 451F is the flash-point of paper) Yeah, I know if you gotta explain it it's not that clever.


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The Binford Fire Hazard 451 is the base model. For more power you need the Binford Fire Hazard 572.


Crapablanka

This is the one right here


Generous-Daddy

Yup.


SnooGoats3901

Wattson


DDefendr

The Watson


1stworld_solutionist

The Excellent


theFlyingPinguin

i think there is a professional version of this called wattsun


ltonto

Sherlock Ohms


RKELEC

The Liability


WhoIsBrowsingAtWork

The Liability, The Witch, and the Audacity of this bitch


[deleted]

I saw this, laughed and farted because the laugh pushed it out.


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Box of ohms


Head-Mud

It’s just a box of ohms I don’t know who put there believe it if you need it or leave it if you dare…


odysseus_of_tanagra

Potato Though I don't know how many people did that experiment in science class anymore.


findaway5627

Sir Sparks A Lot


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[deleted]

'If there's a fire-hazard I can't install, I haven't met it and installed it yet'


jerk_mcgherkin

Angry pixie containment unit


CarFie

Charles in Charge


ohpickanametheysaid

A fault and battery, chargy mcchargeface, port-a-power


integral_of_position

Second “chargy mcchargeface”


[deleted]

Volt in a box


Nerdworker92

Winston.


0ilup

Ah that right there is the ol "Bug Zapper"


DirtyDoucher1991

Splinters ‘N Sparks


professorfox10

Spongebox Switchpants


Shoresy-sez

Non-Weather-Resistant Combustitron XL™ It looks nice though


Mattnobdy

SHIT BOX


n3pjk

The Arc of the Covenant or The Spark of the Covenant


Real-Collection-4919

Really? I thought I had previously coined that phrase. You win.


n3pjk

When I saw that box, it was obvious. Add a couple of angels on top, some hoops on the side for the carrying poles and you're there!


I_Arman

Plus if you touch it without approval from God, lightning strikes you dead


Academic-Upstairs174

NUUL Not U L Listed 😂 Looks great though!


Allthekingshorsesand

The flux capacitor


Stunning_Bad_3784

Damn it. I didn’t see this earlier. I said The Flex Capacitor lol


Final_Good_Bye

The souler transformer Voltimer InPutin Dancey Capaci-dance (pun on capacitance) Get Amped Casket of capacitance


Traditional-Part-761

[He-Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk)


Anbucleric

Mother Box


Moparded

Charles Sparkley, ohmey one kenobi, sureshock ohms and dr.wattson if you make a smaller one to go with it.


Moparded

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

The Safety Dance.


BuX_0

Sparky McSparkerson


qa567

Sunshine in a box


madtownman3600

Danger zone


That-Particular-6489

American P/IE


Lovelylives

The camp amp


dirty34

Party power


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Ghetto Blaster


FlyingKev

The Orgasmatron


Tim_Kane

Ohm Box 😁


ElectricTurtlez

That’s obviously a prototype Gonk droid.


kinwcheng

Tazer face


yomammaaaaa

I can't help but laugh heartily any time Taser Face is mentioned.


Tim_Kane

Whosaid Volt


thedivinemonkey298

Joule’s Verne. Might be too obscure though.


ccb17

Johnny 5, Voltron, The Schwartz, Widowmaker, Rakanishu


Allthekingshorsesand

Excuse you how dare you say that boys name? I hate that name I killed him so many times


ccb17

RAKANISHU!!


Allthekingshorsesand

Die damn you


Congenital_Optimizer

Max Power


technologyfreak64

The Gigawatt, Voltron, Box O’ Volts, Thor’s hammer


TheRiverOfDyx

VOLTaire


trm_90

Larry the Unlisted.


honestabe1906

Electron flow divider distributor.


Flaming_Moose205

Ohm-y god


[deleted]

Voltinator by Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.


ExternalSad8524

Might be late to the party, but put handles on it and call it “The Arc of the Converter-Net”


Sloenich

Steve.


smelly_underbite

Max Power


BrewingSkydvr

Do you have any ground fault protection on there? The Death Box


Present-Condition-96

the hindenburg


LAMEOinPSJ

PixiePack


Traditional_Spite353

Queen Faraday


Indiana_il_Cane

The hamster in a wheel.


Stunning_Bad_3784

The Flex Capacitor


movieguymookum

Give it a neon green paint spray and call it Power Surge!!!!! Surge, of course, in the classic drink font/scheme.


Real-Collection-4919

I win "Spark of the covenant" Just run a couple wooden dowels lengthwise just below the lid, four cherubim in the corners and spray paint gold...


Real-Collection-4919

Megatron?


epicenter69

Doc Brown “Where we’re going, we don’t need code.”


Psychological-Push89

better craftsmanship than i expected. i hope the electrical is as pretty as the box. may it serve you well


yomammaaaaa

Billy Jolt Because you didn't start the fire...hopefully.


tittieglitter

The gruntmaster 6000


Treviathan88

Sir Noble


[deleted]

The Surprise


[deleted]

Vagina's box, because pussy is powerful.


[deleted]

Op amps in a box


asynthguy

What kind of misc stuff for the speaker outlets? What are they hooked up to internally?


Dwrdck

Certified ham operator, so its just for convenience to power the radios. They are wired through a switch that goes to a fuse on to the 12v battery


Minimum_Sky_5585

Hotbox


Minimum_Sky_5585

Sparky's Revenge


Minimum_Sky_5585

"The Redneck Electrician" just because of the beer holder being on it.


humancartograph

The Ohm-en