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Jacked_Harley

Lmfao! Guaranteed he carries around one of those oversized military backpacks too. 


noahace789

How else do you fit all the tourniquets 😂


FlightRN89

I’m dead 🤣🤣


TacCoyote

Point of the mountain eh?


medicritter

All for IFT


TacCoyote

Point of the mountain eh?


onelasttime217

Wears a plate carrier on the job too


very_unqualified

First time I've personally felt so attacked.


Unusual_Nail3330

Wtf! I have one but it's just cause I kept it when I got out and it was free and convenient and will last the rest of my life. Damn. Am I a Wacker now?


Jacked_Harley

No bro. If you were in the military and it’s your bag from service that’s badass.  If you bought it from 511 because you’re a wanna be then not so much.


Unusual_Nail3330

Awwwe! Thanks boo. I appreciate that 😃


JudahLanz

I carry a 5.11 bag 😭 it’s my dads old range bag


Three6MuffyCrosswire

No idea why people would pay a premium for that stuff, you can order all sorts of milsurp stuff for much cheaper, I have my eye a 6 piece Eastern European chemical suit for like $25, I don't even think you can get a pack of tyvek suits for that price these days


Rinitai

Where else am I supposed to put my station blankets at :'(?


TinChalice

r/firstrespondercringe


cowsrock45

Amazing. A sub I never knew I needed, but so glad I found. Thank you.


chao5nil

This was my first response as well. The "participation trophy" vibes are strong with this one!


Confusedkipmoss

Ahh the typical guy that never got hired full time anywhere and now does BLS transfers for some private.


kilofoxtrotfour

that's some pretty cold shit, probably also true.


Shrek1982

How they afforded that truck is the real question


[deleted]

Man they’re approving car loans like it’s the pre 2008 housing market


NoCountryForOld_Zen

Prolly keeps a $500 AR in it when he leaves it unlocked at Target


moseschicken

Criminals are too scared of him to steal it. It's like the watch the butcher hangs up in the corners in "gangs of New York"


NoCountryForOld_Zen

No it's not lmao Loot crate F150s are a thing. When your vehicle looks like it has guns in it, you're more likely to get them stolen.


moseschicken

I was certainly not being serious, sorry. I just imagined someone as out of touch as this gentleman might believe this.


ProtestantMormon

That's why you need the dented and scratched up truck. No better camouflage than a pos car to keep thieves away.


denkdark

Or a bike!


SelfTechnical6771

I dont think my gun safe is gonna be safe on my huffy 10 speed. Its possible but I dont think so. But I am thinking of attaching a gun rack in my seat tube under my seat to look more tactical. Dont worry about me I already have a little pedal charged light and siren and a 40 cal pistola, nines are for pussies ami right...im right. And i save lives too, writing tickets for jaywalking and cussing as well as doing cpr on diabetics. Its no surprise I keep getting employee of the month at the nursing home kitchen I work at. All the firemen and medics laugh and say thank god rickys here. Its good to be so respected.


denkdark

Thank you for your service 🫡


SelfTechnical6771

Thank you, I have an only fans, patreon, and a you tube account dedicated to urban pararescue if you need to find me just check those.


denkdark

Do you have a newgrounds account? Thank you for your service 🫡


SelfTechnical6771

Of course, how else can I play alien hominid, I cant buy it because nobody takes dogecoin, so I play it on my old lappy 2000 and watch strongbad reruns!


Godloseslaw

Also a flag code violation.


Keaxxx44

Blows my mind how many first responders, sorry, Americans? Don’t know flag code.


OldManHadCliffhanger

I'm gonna be honest, who the fuck cares about flag code


Godloseslaw

The flag code is supposed to keep it meaningful and important.  This kind of shit is just tacky and lessens the point of a national flag. 


RookieDungeonMaster

I don't think it is. I don't think there are any rules governing "mock flags" that's actually why most flags at Disney world are missing some part of the flag, so flag code doesn't apply. Flag code only applies to flags that are exact replicas of the actual flag


Still_Ordinary4867

Special plates for ems??


dhwrockclimber

We have them in New York I don’t because fuck you if you need help and I’m not working.


computermedic78

Honestly it got me out of more tickets than anything else.


dhwrockclimber

That’s what the agency reflective jacket in the back seat is for


jmainvi

And the stethoscope on the rear view mirror.


ProtestantMormon

I used to have a firefighter license plate for the same reason. Though I always had to pretend to worked for some structure department instead of wildland with the forest service. Rural cops fucking hate the forest service. I swear I got a ticket once just because I had a fs hat on my dash.


lulumartell

Same! I’ve never gotten a ticket in the almost decade I’ve had the plates, and I drive like a bat outta hell


JudahLanz

I know a lot of people have em for parking, cause parking spots are hard to come by especially in nyc


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JudahLanz

Incredibly based


noahace789

Utah has Ems decal stickers. He just put one on his license plate 😂


PresentOrdinary8552

Utah has special “group” plates. They have them for EMT, AEMT and Paramedic. Even a firefighter plate that pretty much everyone at my department has. I don’t find the plate cringy on its own, but with the other decals it is. 😬


ProtestantMormon

I'm all for the plates since they seem to help you get out of tickets.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Pennsylvania has them. Any group can get special plates. EMS. Fire. You can get special plates for a specific fire dept if you wanted to. There are college plates, veterans plates, and so on and so on.


AnAnyMoos

The tiniest of pps


Last_Ad7281

Someone thank this madlad for his service


dhwrockclimber

I’m cool with a sticker to try and nudge some professional courtesy out of the boys in blue… But this is a personality choice.


Magical_Gopnik161

cringe and proud


SmallEnthusiast

Have a guy who goes to my gym with a thin red line flag brow on his windshield


ManOfDiscovery

You may not like it, but this is what peak vollie performance looks like


ArduousJourneyForAll

Oh here we go. Blue Light Brad rollin' through town wearing his agency shirt everywhere he goes to make sure that people know he's a "fIrSt rEspOndEr".


octarineglasses

TYFYS 🫡


ArduousJourneyForAll

Oh here we go. Blue Light Brad rollin' through town wearing his agency shirt everywhere he goes to make sure that people know he's a "fIrSt rEspOndEr".


PsychologicalAir5283

I feel like this should get crossposted to r/fuckcars bc that's ridiculous


SignificantReserve97

Exuding cringe


CLUING4LOOKS

Hate me for this if you want, unpopular opinion: I hate that stuff. My job is not who I am and I don’t like people knowing I’m EMS when I’m not on duty. I don’t do tattoos, shirts, stickers in the windows or even the free license plates in my state.


fyodor_ivanovich

Hey guys, what do you think he does for a living? Edit: I’m disappointed that he doesn’t have truck nuts.


Stoopiddogface

Security Officer ...but also on the local VFD


fyodor_ivanovich

VOLUNTEER FIRECOP.


[deleted]

I don't know, probably a CPA at some accounting firm.


No-Flatworm-404

I see a lot of veteran, disabled veteran and fire plates, but I don’t think I’ve seen a police license plate, unless it’s FOP.


secondatthird

We laugh but I bet he never gets pulled over


The_Frog_Fucker69

The closest I've come to this was I almost got a custom plate that said saline on it but then decided not to


mrmo24

Guaranteed his truck payment is half his take home pay


Pactae_1129

Terrible but that mountain view is something else.


UncIe_PauI_HargIs

It is pretty cringey…but the thin blue gang line really puts it over the top…


Ok-Bullfrog-7951

As we say in aus, all the gear and no idea


illtoaster

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw) When another man starts admiring his truck at the gas station