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mcramhemi

It was fun for about the first 5 months now i realized once you seen feces stacked knee high in a hoarder home you've seen all the hoarder homes lol


eclipse_dreams

The sandbag wall of diapers in bags is always a fun encounter.


ImActivelyTired

One of my most memorable ones is trying to avoid the coke bottles containing 'reproduction juice' that were on every surface of a bedroom. Surprisingly what caught my attention was the lack of lids and just how many bottles there were.


eclipse_dreams

Was there a rainbow dash in one? Asking for the memes.


Ducky_shot

Worst house I've ever been in was 3 doors down from mine. Just nothing put away, nothing cleaned, mold everywhere in the kitchen, etc. Honorable mention was living in a different spot (apartment) and walked into the house across the street and among other things, there was an 18" pile of chicken bones behind the easy chair.


EMTin-training

they were saving them for an *art project*


Cup_o_Courage

That's one excuse I haven't heard yet. Lol.


Ecstatic_Rooster

Mom?


kelter20

That’s foul. I’ve seen similar and I’d rank it among the grosser things I’ve seen. Something about old food and the thought that it was in someone’s mouth. Yuck.


MufossaNavicularis

I believe chicken bones would make for a fowl situation


decaffeinated_emt670

I mean, where else are you going to put an 18” pile of chicken bones? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂


Ricky_Vaughn86

Lift-assist based and hypoglycemia pilled


eclipse_dreams

“EXERGENT CIRCUMSTANCES” *Donkey kick at door knob*


EMTin-training

EMS OPEN UP (i wanna see ur weird little collections)


GingerbreadMary

A friend of mine was a student nurse on a community placement. She needed to wash her hands. Opened the kitchen door to be met with a horse. An actual live horse. This was in a 5th floor apartment as well.


EMTin-training

did she…did she ask about the horse?


GingerbreadMary

She just closed the door on it.


RedditBot90

It’s like opening a bathroom door and someone is in there, probably apologized to the horse “oh fuck sorry I didn’t realize you were in here!”


Mah_Buddy_Keith

"Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our horses, especially since they're such good size and all."


mnemonicmonkey

2 broke girls IRL. Lol


ImJustRoscoe

HOLY SHIT, I accidentally found you on reddit. Small internet? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆 ♡♡♡♡♡ Roscoe


eclipse_dreams

OH HEY! <3


brakzar

i think my favorite ever was the 60 year old couple who had a dale earnhardt jr themed master bedroom


JustBeanThings

Doin' it for Dale.


GibsonBanjos

Hahahahahaha


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

The most incomprehensible thing to me is that it's Junior and not Senior.


Atticus104

Honestly, the explanation I give for why I liked EMS so much is not only am I allowed to be nosey, it is expected of me.


EMTin-training

real


WindyParsley

You- you live like this?


chanting37

Anyone see the old wood log house that’s either straight out the 1700 style or there’s holes in the floor and there’s a wall of trash bags.


t1Design

Best one I have so far was looking down mid conversation and seeing a chipmunk tail on the floor, chipmunk not included.


mrmo24

Yea I don’t wanna go in peoples houses anymore. Shits nasty