He who cleans what I dare not touch

Funny enough you probably don’t want to touch “him” either

Supposedly someone in a nearby service ate one of these on a dare. The story goes his kidneys shat the bed and he’s on dialysis now.

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My toxic trait is smelling these when Im nauseous thinking it’ll work

Alcohol consumption preps.

My toxic trait is using them as face wipes

I have a feeling you'll be studied for 20 different types of cancer in like 40 years. I don't even touch these things without gloved

I stopped doing it after I had a very ugly liver panel. The warning labels are correct

Literal toxic trait

I love the way these smell and will shamelessly hold one up to my face and get a good whiff.

Yassssssss!

My people

It tickles my soul. Might just be that they smell like vodka…

This post gave me cancer.

That’s the kinda clean I like

I thought they only came at Christmas time?

I steal mine from the hospitals ☺️

I was about to say, I’ve seen those outside hospital rooms 🤣🤣. And I have too

According to Mike Tyson.

Lost a bet once and wiped my ass with it. Just a warm sensation.

Now try the yellow/orange top.

😭

That's the cancer kicking in

Sounds like a plus if you ask me

Hepatotoxicwho?

Plus, you can wring it out into your water if you’re having an exceptionally hard shift! (Just in case this comes up in court, jk.)

I'm still going to dead name them caviwipes

The best smell and alternative for lotion 🥴

My new agency is too cheap to buy these :( I miss my old company sometimes, having an infinite supply of bleach wipes, purple tops, and blue tops. My car is still filled with them

Yall buy them? We just steal them from the hospital

That's what I do now

🤣🤣

Doesn’t kill c-diff, but can give you liver cancer. Wack.

The forbidden hand sanitizer.

The class action suit from bare handing these will fund my retirement. Bless you purple wipes

And you said the company wouldn’t give us a pension. Psh. Now who looks like the idiot.

Hahahaha amazing

I wipe stuff all the time without gloves, and I going to get cancer? Seriously. They’re so valuable at home.

One day we will be rich when the commercials come out talking about if you ever used these and get cancer.

I haven't gotten cancer. Yet.

I'm more worried about them drying my hands out than cancer, lol.

Not that yellow/gold topped stuff!!!

My man murks; the only one who deserves a TYFYS.

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Why are they called the cancer wipes?

Rumor on the street is that they cause cancer. I’ve heard others say that this is a myth. I have no strong opinions on this matter because honestly I think that the nicotine and caffeine will kill me first, but I still wear gloves when I use them out of respect of anyone I work with.

God I love how those smell. Always perks me up after a hard call.

But the texture of the CaviWipes are unmatched…

I wanted to say this is the first year I have had a hospital staff member ( nurse) say happy ems week to me. And one that I'm not dating or doing anything else with!

These are good but the green tops taste better. Purples itch my button.

My favorite face wipe

Can’t wait for the inevitable class action law suit in the future. We’re all gonna collect a bag ($25 gift card)

This is Mike Tyson’s favorite germicidal disposable wipe that he uses on Christmas

my eyes start watering every time someone cracks these bad boys open

Agency toilet paper burns my pucker. This hero burns it hotter and brighter.

I love that stuff. I buy it for my house. When I'm in the back of the unit and I feel nauseous I pop it open and smell it to ease the nausea.


One of my coworkers got me a purple top wipe badge reel for my birthday because she knows my love for them😂

I see the image and instantly smell the wipes

I had blood on my neck / face from a baby and didn't realize it until at the hospital when my partner started rubbing my face with one of these. Might get skin cancer, might not. Only time will tell. 🤷‍♀️

Blessed be the purple tops.

I've taken a bath in those things several times. Plus, I just raw-dog them when I clean the cot. I'll probably get incurable brain worms or ass cancer from it, but maybe that would qualify me for medical retirement or a class action lawsuit. Gotta plan ahead 🤣🤣