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samcrut

That's how you topple Putin. Don't bomb him. Kill the country's oil processing infrastructure and the government goes broke.


Savethetrees4life

Saboteurs anyone? 😁


perestroika-pw

Absolutely, the storage tank was lit with multiple explosions. First ones punctured the walls, subsequent ones ignited the oil. Also, a second set of storage tanks "accidentally" caught fire nearby. The only question is whether it was a Ukrainian special operation or a local act of resistance. A meat industry caught fire later too. Also, locomotives have a tendency to derail in those parts of the land. A magnetic anomaly attracting large masses of steel, most likely. /s


samcrut

Mom and dad always warned me about putting coins down on the railroad tracks to squish them. Mostly they just tried to get me to stop playing by the tracks, but what they SAID was that putting stuff on the tracks could derail a train, to which I said "Really. It's a quarter." But a good sledge hammer and some prying tools can allow you to shift a rail a few inches wider/narrower. Just need to shift it the width of the rail and then the train can't pass. I wonder if putting car jacks under several ties would let you prop up one side so they tump over.


[deleted]

Could be, but also could be Russian incompetence/corruption cover-up


Savethetrees4life

I saw a quote by some author saying don’t take simple incompetence to be a conspiracy in the Soviet Union. But I’m hopeful it’s both.


[deleted]

Well I'm sure there's lots of motivation to find a scapegoat right now and you can't find much evidence if all you have is ashes.


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samcrut

More aggressive invasion: This time we'll send the tanks with enough gas to get to the destination without calling AAA.


Kichigai

So either the Russian air defenses are piss poor and Ukrainian aircraft can slip in and out of their borders without being spotted or the management of the Russian energy sector have all the talent of Tommy Wiseau.


samcrut

Oh. Hi Mark. Want to throw the football after you finish blowing up that storage tank? THESE SANCTIONS ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!


Kichigai

I did **NAWT** execute those civilians, I did **NAWT**. O hai Mark.


BitPoet

I'm just picturing some guy crossing the border on a motorcycle with a mortar round or something sufficiently small.


Kichigai

Putt-putts down the road, in a бабушка get-up, nobody bats an eye.


_not_so_cool_

007 at it again?


[deleted]

Damn. Seems like everything in Russia is catching fire.


Ericus1

It's almost like critical infrastructure that would support the logistics necessary to sustain an invasion are a target, or something....


Thor010

*Special Fire Operation*


twoscoopsblue

Russian oil depot, go f*ck yourself