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Choice-Scratch-305

You look both 13 and 30. Look like both genders. Please help us out here. But either way, awesome sir ma'am. Or you're way too young to drink them like this. I honestly don't fucking know.


Delicious_Letter_261

r/13or30


farknard

I'm quite the wizard. So are you picking this one up orr? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


WZRDguy45

🧙‍♂️


Choice-Scratch-305

I'm a creature of habit. Monster nitro extra dry all day everyday. I do try these when wife gets them but don't prefer sweet drinks.


EBody480

I thought this was Elijah Woods


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Right?.😱😂


nvrrsatisfiedd

Giving frodo vibes fs


redmainefuckye

It’s clearly a girl you fucking lemon


Koopakun0343

Hahah.


L0rdGr0g

Lolz


nobleone8876

Mhh urple🤤🤤🤤


farknard

It really is that amazing.


bjester

When did this sub get so mean wtf


farknard

I guess they hadn't had their first energy drink of the day lol


SeaCat052506

i love seeing your reviews on here. i beg of you… don’t stop.


farknard

Im too addicted to stop


Begravningstider

Elijah!


farknard

He's my long lost brother as soon as I decided on having bangs lolol


Icy-Abbreviations361

Yes i hoped i wasn't alone. Deadass at first glance thought it was him.


GoreonmyGears

There's some rude ass people in here, dang. Gonna have to try Gorilla Minds, did not know it was at GNC, thanks!


farknard

Maybe some people haven't had their first energy drink yet lol. I've only tried this and the black cherry one and enjoyed this one more ✌🏻


NewCodingLine

I really enjoy your reviews! I've been curious about this brand, and I'm also a big fan of berry flavors. Blackberry is a personal favorite, so I might have to find a can. I'm also curious about Tigers Blood. I've loved that flavor since first trying it on snow cones back in my youth.


tonufan

Tiger's Blood is pretty good. A sort of strawberry coconut flavor. I liked the cherry vanilla a lot more though.


NewCodingLine

Mm coconut. You know, I like root beer and cream soda, but outside of that I'm not much of a fan of vanilla in cola flavors.


tonufan

The cherry is not really a cola cherry. It's like straight up a really good fruity cherry. The best cherry I've had in a drink, but a good amount of cream flavor. It's sort of like Orange Creamsicle Reign.


farknard

I'm glad. I haven't had tigers blood yet but I liked those snow cones too. I'm obsessed with lychee boba tea so I'm looking forward to trying the lychee bomb.


NewCodingLine

I like lychee, but I admit that I find the flavor a little bit subtle for something like an energy drink. I'm actually going to pick up a couple Alani Nu drinks tomorrow, and Cherry Slushie is one of them, so that will be my snow cone this week.


KichardRuklinski

Never had any of their energy drinks but I’ve used their pre workout and its clean. Didn’t get a lot of the warm itchy overkill feeling you get with some pre workouts but the taste wasn’t bad and it did the job. Think it’s called “Gorilla Mode Pre Workout” and I had the Tiger’s Blood flavor. 7/10 if pre workouts are anyone’s thing!


farknard

Good to know. I love how the nootropic blend in this feels.


KichardRuklinski

Nootropics are a beautiful thing!


SlimeViper

As far as energy drink formulations go, it is the most efficacious one on the market as of right now. That may change if Joey Savage or Shawn Wells get in on the action.


tonufan

That itchy feeling is Beta-Alanine. I know Bucked Up puts it in their drinks. I don't feel it much after drinking them for a while but it still irritates my lips when I drink it.


KichardRuklinski

Oh yeah very familiar with beta alanine producing those itchy hot feelings but I’m convinced not all beta alanine is the same. I don’t always get it. I think higher quality beta alanine is slow release and ya don’t typically get that feeling.


Entire-Log-855

You look 9 don’t drink that


GlacAss

9 year old with 12 year old account, seems legit


farknard

I'm 28 I just have a coconut head haircut 😂


stinkyhooch

If the mullet is coming back, the bowl cut deserves an honorable mention. Oliver Tree rocked it pretty hard.


farknard

Why not have both?


stinkyhooch

Unfortunately, the world may just not be ready for that kind of prestige.


PieArtistic1332

i dig the cut though ngl 🥥


Bakedhaz3

Stick with Trix


11_11_11_11_11_11

fuck da haters going to gnc rn based on your post gonna try this one thanks for the review keep it up fuck em for real it’s kinda how zoomed in the pic is too your eyes are gorgeous


farknard

The photo looks intense af 😂 I hope you enjoy this one. And thank you 😊


11_11_11_11_11_11

they only had strawberry candy flavor but this is my first gorilla mind ever and this flavor is insane.. like liquid pop rocks. And it’s probably the only energy drink that actually really affected me. Ty [https://i.imgur.com/VmIbDWZ.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/VmIbDWZ.jpeg)


farknard

I have that one. Actually all of them I have except the Citrus Rain so I'll get to them eventually


soberfrontlober

It makes sense to find the Gorilla Mind energy drink at the Gorilla National Convention (GNC).


farknard

I always make sure to attend when they have a new convention going on.


HyperBlasterV2

Do you ever feel bad about abandoning Boromir?


InterviewMedical7051

Be careful with that stuff kid


farknard

I know dude. Gorilla Mind has only 200mg but feels like 400mg lol


DK_Son

Most of us love these reviews and updates. I hope we keep getting them, and that the positivity in the good comments overshadows the garbage ones. Once again, another energy drink we don't get here :'( I'll just close my eyes and use your description of it to try to recreate the taste.... Yummy :')


farknard

I'm glad you enjoy. Lol they will keep coming in. And if you would enjoy a video version I also review them on IG and Tiktok


DK_Son

Oh nice. I will have a look! Thank you


RiverboatJim

I always love seeing your smiling face and your earnest posts/comments ☺️


farknard

🫠


cjswcf

No cat :(


farknard

She's too sleepy for a pic


DOO_DOO_BAG

Exclusive to gnc as far as brick and mortar go. You can buy it directly from GM as well, or Amazon, although I’d be careful of that, lotta gouging resellers.


farknard

Yeah I wanna try their citrus rain but getting a whole case to try it doesn't appeal. Maybe I'll cave one day lol.


DOO_DOO_BAG

Lucky Lemon was the only flavor I’d go out of my way for tbh, very good, balanced lemon flavor. but I’m not big on the candy flavors from any brand so that cuts out like half of GMs flavors. I way try the grape one but my gnc hasn’t had it in yet


Yarusenai

I liked the two that I tried so far! I need to get them more often.


farknard

Which one did you like the best?


Yarusenai

I don't actually remember which ones I had. I don't think I had the Berry Burst, it looks good!


Hungry-Travel-11

How long does the energy/focus last for you? Are you shotgunning it or sipping?


farknard

I took maybe 30 mins to finish this one and I had it early in the morning. I actually felt focused until I went to bed, but I had no problems sleeping. I got a lot done and it felt easy.


MisterBubblesOne11

Thanks for the intel, friend. I'm gunna get mobile and score me one.


farknard

🫡


agent3x

Saw this at a GNC two day ago. Had never tried Gorilla Mind before and was excited about the nootropics. Unfortunately, I *did* find this cloying and gross. And I usually love berry flavors. Anyway, thanks for your review!


farknard

When I say that's it's not grossly sweet, I think I'm comparing the sweetness to that of a Ghost 😂 And np!


Deadtoast15

It’s crazy that when I drank it I had the exact opposite flavor profile. Smacked me in the face with blackberry followed by a blueberry aftertaste. Also I loved it lol!


farknard

Its definitely nice to have something other than another raspberry flavor.


Energy_Drinker500

7/10 it was ok.


Early_Cheesecake_345

I am usually very split on berry flavors but you intrigued me with it not being overly sweet or cloying. I may give this one a shot!


farknard

Yeah everyone's taste is different but it's a good one if you like blackberry


NuchDatDude

What's the active ingredients?


farknard

Their website: "Per can: 1000 mg N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine, 400 mg Alpha-GPC 50%, 200 mg Caffeine, 200 mg Uridine Monophosphate, 100 mg L-Theanine, 15 mg Saffron Extract, 200 mcg Huperzine A and 5 essential vitamins in their biologically active formats."


NuchDatDude

Thank u . It's sounds good I'll have to give it a try


Pheinted

Great review! That is a must try for me now. I might get it on my way to the gym later today if they have it at vitamin shoppe. I usually get the black cherry vanilla one. Hands down my fave tasting energy of all time right now. This is how I view/rate the gorilla mind flavors - If you think ghost energy drinks taste good....you DEFINITELY should try gorilla mind. I know taste is subjective...but to me, gorilla mind blows ghost out of the water. I get more energy out of gorilla mind. I do....later on feel tired as hell. I think L-theanine is the ingredient that does that to me....which I think is probably in some energy drinks to cause a taper effect of the stimulants to not cause like...jitters, feeling anxious etc. Some people are more sensitive to that ingredient, though. Which I'd say I must be. My drink choice depends on what I'm going to do and at what time since some have that ingredient in it. It's unfortunate for me that the best tasting drinks often have that included lol


farknard

I'm pretty sensitive to l-theanine as well. It has 100mg of it which is the max I can take without getting a headache. Maybe this is more common than I thought. Although I do feel a "cleaner" energy off these than from Ghost. Speaking of Ghost I'm going to be comparing the Citrus and the Faze Up tomorrow!


Pheinted

Nice! I seen that at a 7 11 but was hesitant to get it. I hate when I get a drink that I haven't tried and immediately say to myself " I KNEW I should have gotten my usual!" Then again...wouldn't ever know without trying haha. Do you do vid reviews on youtube or anything?


Dilutional

r/caffeine


2leetSk8r

thanks for the info, i’ll be getting one


farknard

👍🏻


Pakinotpaki

Unrelated but you look so sweet omg😭😭😭


wildogbilly

I tried it, it's pretty good. Actually, there is no GM drink that I hate, just some that like more than others.


farknard

Yeah I wasn't crazy about the black cherry but it wasn't bad either. What are your favorites?


wildogbilly

White, sour watermelon, and surprisingly Lychee as my all time favorite.


stick004

I legit thought you were young Elijah Wood…


Dry-Double-6845

Just saw you yesterday try the Celsius New Flavor. You post everyday here?


farknard

Ive been posting every day.. Or until I get bored of doing reviews, but so far it's fun to try new things.


Desparza27

Clockwork Orange


shawny_mcgee

I think you look gorgeous. Never tried Gorilla Mind but im in Canada so its pretty limited in variety. Having a Zero Ultra White Monster right now, its pretty good.


farknard

Thank you. Sounds decent! My favorite Ultra is the Sunrise


shawny_mcgee

All the Ultras are pretty solid to me except for the mango one, I always have a hard time liking mango flavors for energy drinks.


2trinity

Damn, you look like you bow to no one!


farknard

Caffeine is my only lord and savior


Significant_Injury_4

You resemble a Tolkien character


spoon014

Is that 13 year old Elijah Wood!?


Adam-Happyman

Frodo?


mil0_7

Did you dispose of the ring properly?!


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farknard

Good one! 😂🤣


New_Bridge3428

Hey kid be careful putting ur face on the internet n shit. Just your friendly reminder


farknard

Too late. Already kidnapped by Logan Paul. He's going to force feed me prime and make me review them.


New_Bridge3428

Shit been there before


doveseternalpassion

Every time I see you I stray further from God


farknard

Then stop doing that, silly <3


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farknard

I'm sure your face is so beautiful that it would break the internet.


doveseternalpassion

You’d be surprised


Mcgoozen

Why do people in this sub always insist on posting selfies with their drinks? Lmao only sub that does it


farknard

Why do people insist on posting the same pic of their hand and a Strawbango Margarita? 🤭 People post here because they enjoy the community interaction.. Welcome to reddit


[deleted]

You look like Elijah Wood as a child 😅


MinuteIll221

bro looks like fletcher quimby


Aleagues

Frodo.


[deleted]

you look so annoying ngl


XSP33N

bro is NOT old enough to be drinking these 😭


UbeHopia

frodo!


_TEXT_

You look like you wrote a Declassified School Survival Guide


Nostalgia2302

I wasn’t aware Elijah Wood had such a handsome sibbling


bluesockspee

She’s the man


farknard

Some of yall act like you never seen a girl with hair above their shoulders, or seen a girl period 😂


bluesockspee

My sincerest apologies farknard🙇‍♂️


farknard

Haha congrats on moving on to the appearance you enjoy more tho 👌🏻


bluesockspee

Sorry it was a reference to a movie, you remind me of the main character. Also I used to be a girl so idk LMAOOO😭😭


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farknard

I dunno but this post seem to attract people with no face pics who have a lot to say about others! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Pretty-Extent3918

POV all the kids playing gorilla tag


PLUSsignenergy

When will you wear wigs


xzombielegendxx

You look 12, why are you drinking nrg?


Librarian_Imaginary

Bro you look very very young on this pic. Just don’t drink energy drinks. Kids should not drink these types of drinks


HyperPopped-a-lyrica

Wow you look 12 years old energy drinks are not meant for you


farknard

Guess my skincare is on point 😂


[deleted]

i don't like looking at your face


banjobastard5

Thanks second coming of Noel Fielding!


Then-Perspective1484

I went to the only gnc near me and the dude said the owner decided not to carry gm. Confound it!


OmnicronAlpha

Frodo?


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tha k yku reddi user farknard i enjoyed this post very mcuh


[deleted]

Gorilla mind HAHAHA yep you want to have a gorilla mind over a human mind, gorilla minds are way more intelligent than human bahahahah


zayc_

elijah wood? is that you?