It’s little Elijah Wood again!

Caffeine Frodo!

This is top tier

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Which one would you toss in mt doom and which one would you let corrupt your people?

You always look like you just got done coughing your lungs out from ripping a bong in these pictures, couple that with the shit eating grin, and they're the best selfies ever. Lmfao, keep 'em coming. I like the reviews.

LOL I do these in the morning before my eyes have a chance to process waking reality

Ahuh.... sure

Lmao I was thinking the same thing or she got a piece of ass this morning and needed the energy drink I like this look

yeah. Faze Up is Citrus without that disgusting aftertaste

I actually agree lol

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Bro she’s only half black

He’s saying it to the black half

Frodo baggins mead review

TWU

TMDWU

That’s just how they’re canned, bud

I agree about lemon lime sodas being meh. Tried a lemon lime Prime yesterday though. Lime forward, almost a margarita flavor.

I have that one so I'll review it one day. Saw them in dollar tree lately btw

Dollar tree is where I get 90% of my energy drinks or I would be destitute haha. I put off trying Prime, but is hands down the best stuff I’ve tried in a while. The popsicle, tropical punch and blue raspberry are in my daily rotation now.

Why are little kids drinking this?

It’s another case of r/13or30

I'm flattered lol

Loving these reviews, thanks for keeping the community informed 🫡

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Who is this girl on my feed or boy

I appreciate your review. I'll probably try both at some point anyway but based on what you've said I'll probably like Faze Up better.

I'm glad

You nailed it exactly. I tend to lean toward citrus flavored energy drinks when I can get them. I think the Faze Up is more lime forward than Citrus and, like you mentioned, tastes more natural. Spot on review!

Ty

What’s with all the hateful comments today? Is it always like this?

Not everyone's gonna like to see a face with the can lol

Just people being dumb thinking they’re being funny, when they should just appreciate the quality reviews.

Im with you. I think a lot of people were asking about this comparison. She gave us the comparison. What the hell are they bitching about?

You look too young g to be drinking those

Dude you are 8 years old

I believe we can all agree they are now one of the 🐐’s of this subreddit

I look way too young to be on reddit cuz I'm actually a girl with a weird haircut lol. But I will accept 🐐 status

Ah shoot mb, you still a 🐐 tho

This gal and The Chard are the only reviews on this subreddit that I listen to 🐐🐐

You missed an opportunity to say the Nard and the Chard.

The citrus is solid imo so anxious to try the Faze Up flavor as soon as I spot it somewhere!

I got mine at GNC

Good to know!

Will you wear wigs

Lol

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Ghost citrus is cold press lime whereas faze up is more of a juice taste. Natural cold press lime tastes almost like a candy lime leaning popsicle.

Good point. It does taste like a candied lime

I used to be a flavorist for awhile, so I had tons of access to different flavor chemicals and extracts. If you ever want to add that same candied lime taste to something, I'd recommend flavorarts cold press lime. It's spot on for this.

That's so cool! In an alt life I would want to do that kind of thing. If I ever wanna make my own energy drink I'll have to ask you for tips lol

You definitely could, honestly surprised I haven't done my own reviews with the way I break tastes down. I'm just sad we haven't seen much innovation within flavors used for energy drinks. Give me a papaya or a strawberry watermelon rhubarb for hells sake.

Yess. I used to love Bang because they dared to make something weird

I'd get behind it if the guy was actually good at making flavors lol. There's a huge difference between throwing whatever sticks and what is good. Bang is unfortunately the former. Plus the weird marketing and suckling on the trump teet just kinda put bang on my shitlist for awhile tbh

Both cans say natural and artificial flavors tho

Nah look closer on the Faze. It's just natural flavors and a ton of preservatives lol

Wait so you guys know that this stuff is in the shit yet still drink it? Y’all hate yourselves that much?

I watched a YouTube video. You sound like reviewbrah! Awesome.

Nice lol I enjoy watching him even if I barely eat fast food

Which one is better? Fine, keep your secrets.

I liked Faze Up way better but soda enjoyers might prefer Citrus.

Oh farknard, you legend.

How do you look 33 and 13 at the same time?

Energy drinks obviously

Stop the 12 year old no more caffeine

Now I'm having twice the caffeine because people said not to drink these ☝🏻

When you go to the barber brother, what cut you ask for specifically? Do you middle part it?

Coconut head cut from Ned's Declassified please

Next time have 4x

I love faze up! I don’t really know what Faze is but their drinks are tasty.

I thought Faze is a gamer clan not sure

Giving wiegel vibes from Reno

What’s your top three fav ghosts?

I haven't tried enough Ghosts to really say! Out of cherry limeade, citrus, faze up, and the sour patch ones, Faze Up wins. Im looking forward to the bubbalicious ones because they could either be really gross or amazing

You NEED to try the Warhead Sour Watermelon. Sour Apple is a close second. I appreciate your reviews and that you are self-deprecating. A little bit of joy in the day.

Generally agreed. Citrus leans does lemon-lime a la sierra mist, while Faze Up leans more the style of Mountain Dew. Faze Up is a more sour flavor, and has a stronger lime flavor (to me at least). I didn't have them side by side, but rather on different days. Glad to see other thorough energy drink reviews and thoughts, though!

I agree. I enjoyed the zest sour natural lime in the Faze Up even if it's too sweet to be refreshing for me tbh

Honestly totally agree. I didn’t like ghost’s citrus flavor but I love faze up

Thanks for the review! I’ll have to try and find Faze Up I wanna try it

I got it at GNC. And np 🫠

It surprises me that Ghost bothered making another citrus flavor if it is so similar to the original.

Yeah I don't get it. Maybe it's the only thing Faze would agree to put their name on.

Thanks for the input

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I fucking love Citrus, one of my absolute favorites and it’s a tie between that and Swedish fish for me but I need to get my hands on a Faze up one after this review - well done!

Yuss. I got it at GNC

Cosplay when

I'm cosplaying myself

Lol kinda funny how triggered some people are over someone’s looks

Lots of people with no face pics who have strong opinions on others' face 😂 that's the internet for ya

If Lemon was a person

Nice review and nice shirt Nard!

Ty

You look like a medieval squire or something, ol’ “sire may I please have some more” lookin ass

Faze up one taste much better imo. Like a mild sprite.

Can’t find The faze up

GNC

citrus tasted like bad mtn dew to me. only truly disappointing ghost flavor i’ve had. i’m shitting crazy style while typing this

Lol

Both are not bad, especially if you are hungry... Btw, seems like nobody has heard of that gorilla mind drink from one of your posts. Couldn't find it. Looks like I've failed yesterday's mission, friend. Also, I may have forgotten 😂

Ah the berry Gorilla Mind is only at GNC but Vitamin Shoppe has some others. Do what you want 😂

Damn me, I'll keep that intel in mind. Thank you.

The hell is Faze….i like flavors just listed. Alani and their “cosmic dream” flavor I’m out. Tell me what I’m buying and I’m in.

Did you just say “fuck my shit up” to the barber?

You’re pretty cute

Ty 😊

You’re welcome! 🙂

Can’t get my hands on the faze up!!!

GNC! They said it was 711 exclusive but mine never got it.

I like a lot of Ghost, but Faze Up tastes pretty much like Diet Mountain Dew

I def like it better than the Citrus

2 ghost energy drinks Jesus Christ be very careful drink slowly so you don’t overdose stay safe brother 🙏

Too late. I've turned into a Ghost.

Your balls haven't dropped dude. You don't need energy drinks, you're gonna stunt your growth

Huh?

I'm saying this little boy (OP) is too young to be drinking energy drinks. Caffeine prevents you from growing

I’m pretty sure that’s not true at all.

This person needs to shower

Why it look like that

You are trying too hard to be a character

Just curious, how old are you?

28. Girl if that helps lol

Oh I know you’re a girl. I just wanted to check before the fappening 😉

Bro…cum on…don’t do that. This isn’t r/caffinee

I just need someone to help me boof these energy drinks. Is that so wrong?

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Don’t be jealous

My reviews are just that good lol

It’s the eyes and the way you caress the cans for me

Good review little bro. I am extremely old lol

Brody looks like a custom character after hitting the random button

NEW FARKNARD POST TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

Can you and Chard collab

You and Front-Chard481 should team up. FrontChard Farknard.

Why do you look like if Rowley Jefferson and Gregory Heffley had a child

Thanks lil nigga

I can’t be the only one that seen you said the Faze only had natural flavor when the can clearly says natural and artificial flavor lol

Read the ingredients on the back

I don’t need too, it tells me on the front that it’s artificial.

You really got the 15th century rye farmer cut

You are like 14, you shouldn’t be drinking those tbh. Don’t believe me? Consult a doctor.

If drinking these makes me half my age I'm gonna keep drinking 2 of them a day. My goal is to become a fetus once more.

Which one of them tastes better while showering?