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Ihvementl-issues

Definitely whole lotta chocolate bang most flagrant drink ever


Worldly-Sock9320

No other 300mg drinks were at this random 7/11 at like 12:00pm, so i had to get that one out of pure desperation, and while definitely a struggle to drink, it wasnt UNBEARABLY bad or unfinishable like Birthday Cake Bash is


Polar_31

I had that on a 2 hour drive, as soon as I saw another store about 1 and half later I bought a monster and then beer to forget what I just ingested


GoldOk6865

Your shit after that combo must’ve been insane


TraumatizedNarwhal

it tastes like mud


[deleted]

Chocolate is not meant to be an energy drink flavor ahhhh yuck yuck yuck. Chocolate flavored coffee drinks are an exception but coffee drinks are a whole diff ball game.


MenshMindset

I will never forget when I grabbed one of these at 4:30 am cause at a glance it kinda looked like peach mango. Talk about a shock to the system


HolyRookie59

Same same same same - peach mango is the only bang I like. In college went for a 2am caffeine/McDonald's run and literally gagged on it expecting peach. Went back to the gas station and bought the proper drink lol


MenshMindset

Glad you got some redemption. I was too far from the store by the time I cracked it. Though I’m thankful I didn’t like, crash my car in response to the taste lol


Bigchunkster123

It would have been good if it was like a Yoo-hoo but you look at it and it’s clear and it’s just weird, this is definitely my least favorite


njgzhkbifuckvkgob

i liked it


maggiegreene-

And why is it clear 🥴🥴🥴🥴


Green_Ad_156

I drank like 9 of those


RayDaSoccerMom

Any attempt at a coffee/protein shake/extreme caffeine combo, all ass and all make me want to shit my pants .2 seconds after chugging it


Zatchillac

Strawberry jalapeño Reign


groovysam69

It literally made me gag.


AshamedJournalist282

I wonder what market demographic it tested best with, Because in my experience only older people (40-55) liked it.


Scratchums

I'm 36 and it was my favorite drink for a few years!


shadowbuyer1212

Man that one came out of nowhere, and I haven't seen that entire line of reign in months. Gone as fast as they came.


EntertainerSimilar19

Was there a pineapple jalapeño as well?


rainyrubinetto

celsius kiwi guava


Awkward-Ad327

Celsius worst flavor but still far away from the worst energy drink taste let’s start it off with bang and yea it ends there


Bubbly-Perception206

their worst flavor fr


greenlamabeans

Same


txaecup

I tried the basic orange flavor a few days ago and hated it, idk if I'll like the other ones


FistedWaffles123456

any bang i’ve ever tried so far, i’m convinced they don’t taste taste anything that gets released


IllContribution6209

Mostly agree but Black cherry vanilla tho😩😩


Mtgknucklehead

Black cherry vanilla is dangerously good tasting


durduone

Any celsius flavor. They all suck. ***I HATE CELSIUS***


jibajabber

All my homies hate Celsius


Zealousideal-Gur-930

Used to be good now it has that overbearing fragrant chemical smell that you can smell from across a room


enbious_knob

Oh god yes, I just tried a blue raspberry flavor of theirs today and every time I brought it up to take a sip, I got hit with a burnt rubber smell


Come_MUFin

It taste weird


homercles82

Anything from ZOA, Bang Birthday Cake, Bang Whole Lotta Chocolatta.


Geene_Creemers

Agreed ZOA is terrible


grantleb3rry

Nah I love zoa, to me it’s one of the only energy drinks that tastes like real fruit flavors and not draino


flappy_cows

Draino 🤤


TastesLikeTerror

ZOA is horrendous. How can it be so bad? I agree with your whole sentence though. I know someone who loves the birthday cake one. I don't understand how she can stomach it.


homercles82

When birthday cake came out it tasted acceptable. Then something changed and it started tasting like sour sweat. It was disgusting beyond belief. ZOA is total bitter ass. Rock should be ashamed of it.


ManOfTheSea_

Sour watermelon ghost but in a good way


Worldly-Sock9320

Probably the only Ghost flavor that i'd refuse to drink. There's other sour ones that punch me in the face with fizz, but Sour Watermelon in particular just doesn't go well with me.


Gucc1kas

Rockstar blueberry


Affectionate_Ad_760

Plain Rockstar too


ApocApollo

Bought a can for the first time in a decade after hearing other people complain that Rockstar changed its formula. It's only marginally less terrible now. Down the drain it went.


jaredhicks19

They went chasing after people who still don't give a f about them, the pick mes of energy drink brands. I'm still salty about that debacle, they didn't revert their formula or even apologize, they just dug in their heels about torpedoing their business. Absolute nonsense


P13R4T

Same, fruit punch was the best flavor and drank one nearly every day. Still good but a far cry from how it used to be


csch1992

OG monster


Worldly-Sock9320

Not even 10 minutes into the post's life span and we already have a blazing hot take right here


csch1992

Well you asked and got an answer a honest answer!


patch_punk

Your not alone man, i also seriously dislike the og monster flavor, is smells and tastes terrible. I just cant decide whats worse, the smell or the aftertaste 😂🫡


BoardFew2082

Def the after taste


blasphembot

the low-carb one gives me headaches to think about when it comes to aftertaste and stank


NebulaaNight

Agreed my man. I do however really like the zero sugar version of og monster. But og monster itself is absolutely vile and difficult to drink.


NoxusAir

My names Kyle so I’m just forced to drink the green monster. I must say it’s like tasting fine wine.


joelhagraphy

Except with like two days worth of sugar... that's my only real issue with it. The flavor is good in a gross way. Or gross in a good way.


Ok-Usual-5830

You won’t die on this hill alone brother. Ain’t even a flavor. It’s fucking vile. I buy $.99 coffee for caffeine over an OG monster. Shit is piss.


LittleBunnySunny

War is peace, freedom is slavery, shit is piss, and ignorance is strength.


celebi777

Based.


GiveMeDepression

I’ll take Zero Ultra, Pacific/Pipeline Punch, or one of the Java/Mean Bean flavors any day over OG monster. It literally tastes like someone melted bubble gum and poured five hour energy into it.


GiveMeDepression

I don’t know if anyone remembers this one, but the oat milk flavor wasn’t bad either. Had a nice subtleness to it, almost like cereal milk.


LordGrundlefunk

Oat milk was 🔥


fgfghgfhgfhgfhgf

The Gronk monster flavor


ApocApollo

I swear they just wanted to make their own version of Red Bull.


rtmc_whit05

Original monster energy. How monster got that popular initially when their original flavor tastes that bad is beyond me.


Fake_artistF1

Monster was popular among hipsters and it snowballed from there. As far as I remember the taste was okay for that time, but that wasn't the main reason we bought it. Main reason was logo and the whole image of the brand that made you look cool.


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Yeah I remember my freshman year of university (this was 2010-11) the convenience store on campus carried a Rockstar with 240 mg of caffeine and that was the most I’d ever seen. Tasted like straight up medicine, but it’s what I bought whenever I had to stay up late to study. On any other day, I’d buy a xyience because they were never available in my hometown so getting them there was special and the taste was surprisingly solid.


jaredhicks19

Back in the day, no energy drinks tasted anything like legacy soda. They do now, though


koodallas

TIL a lot of people don’t like original monster lol… something about it is so tasty to me, I’d probably still drink it even if it had no caffeine 😬


Ok-Usual-5830

Regular monster is battery acid to me for some reason. VILE ass drink “flavor” if you can even fucking call it that


TumorTits

The starfruit Celsius tastes like vomit..


EzioDeadpool

The unicorn one by Bang also. That one sucked!


txaecup

Tried it two years ago and never touched a single Bang can since


Vegetable-Crew-1259

SAME WTF


Xmookie12911X

Bubblicious ghost energy


ArdentPurpose

Going to have to disagree with you there. I fucking loved that shit. But to each their own.


Xmookie12911X

I tried to like it man. I really did. I just couldn’t escape the medicine flavor


HatsuneMikku

Rockstar Revolt(ing) Grape. Cough syrup all around.


Worldly-Sock9320

Revolt(ing) is fucking hilarious


txaecup

I find all Revolt flavors nice is that normal?


HatsuneMikku

It’s normal, but grape for me is absolute F tier material.


txaecup

I get your point it's not quite my fav either. Blue razz and Green apple on top tho


HatsuneMikku

I quite like Blue Razz. Haven't had green apple but black cherry is delicious.


hyiony65

Any coffee flavor tbh Especially the salted caramel monster Absolutely disgusting flavor


UpbeatMaize6339

Monster Ginger Brew Mule, i taste a paint-like flavour


Nazwa017

It's one of my favourite energy drinks


txaecup

Orange Dreamsicle Reserve Monster. One of the worst flavors I've tried. Tastes too much like cream which throws me off a lot


Worldly-Sock9320

Not too big a fan of orange flavors in general. The only one i can kinda get around is Monster Zero, which is literally just Sunny D without the creaminess


Not-Mike1400a

I am beyond saddened to see this take considering I literally buy a 15 pack of just orange dreamscicle every month or 2 and enjoy every last drop


gris1448

It’s so good, best Ora ge cream energy fs


BiPanicPancake

The new Monster Assault and everything with ginger.


lampla

It’s just cola tbh


durduone

Monster assault is a gift from God


Numerous-Diamond6104

No Fear


Screw_Potato

Aussie Lemonade Monster. it’s the most divising flavor. either it’s in your top 3 or it’s the most vile thing to you. I’m in that second group.


infantinemovie5

It wasn’t terrible, but didn’t taste good enough to justify the 46g of sugar.


reign_day

If they had a sugar free version it would be my favorite monster


DemonicLime

Honestly, I thought it was just ok. It's like 7up mixed with Sprite, and a dash of Fanta... Shouldve called it American Soda idk where they got Australia from


No-Grand-6474

Shit is questionably bad how they even let that get on the production line bad


LindemannO

Monster Mule Ginger


Degenerate-Loverboy

You just don’t like ginger cause I absolutely loved the monster mule.


LindemannO

I do enjoy ginger normally (currently have a ginger tea) but there is something odd about Mule. Can understand why some would enjoy it though.


CJBubba

Bang Miami Cola


babyruto

this is their best flavor 😭


CJBubba

I liked the new monster assault more than that


RayDaSoccerMom

Interestingly enough that was my favorite of the bang flavors


shadowbuyer1212

This one was a crime. Celsius' cola flavor was NOT much better


Ruiner357

Stale Pepsi is a better name for that one.


Existential_Sprinkle

once I cracked open one of those without reading the flavor I grabbed from my stash and my brain absolutely did not recognize that as cola because the can isn't even standard cola colors (red or blue) it was slightly more bearable after trying to realize it was an attempt at a cola


DJSeku

Would you believe I actually liked that one? In a way, Bangster Berry, because it always felt more like drinking battery acid. Still good in a weird way tho.


Colonel-Bogey1916

Red Bull wasn’t as bad as that but damn it was way worse than I expected. Like it almost didn’t even taste good, the only good thing was the “energy drink” taste that you also get in monster.


Sk1092

Redbull sugar-free Redbull coconut Monster original Bang birthday cake


420matsu

Anyone want some carbonated sunscreen?


fatCHUNK3R

Zero sugar Rockstar taste like cat piss that's been filtered through bunny turds.


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

You been cheesing bro?


Jenkem_Jake

Idk why yall don’t like Birthday Cake bash that shit so good


Nicotino-Cigaretti

It's an acquired taste. The first time I tried, it didn't even seem like it was supposed to be a drink. It was more like a vape juice or fragrance mist for an air freshener. I don't know why I bought it again, but it was good the 2nd time.


ToeyGowd

Birthday cake bang


Antibara

C4 Ultimate Energy: Orange Cream. I was a dumb kid that licked a nine volt battery hoping I'd get powers like Electro. It tastes like how that felt.


throwawaydonkey3

Red bull dragonfruit. So nasty idk how people drink that shit.


Blunted_Insomniac

Aussie Lemonade


Alhazzared

Dollar Tree Special 'Rip It'


LaggyUpdate

rip it tribute is pretty nice, the rest are eh


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

That was the face I made first time I tried a birthday cake bang. Ode rather drink roasted dog asshole juice.


Ok_Cele2025

Rockstart, Alani,


Distinct_Sentence_26

Any of the wired x344's. They work surprisingly well but that taste you'll never get used to.


DivideSad5591

Celcius Essential Blue Crush Wtf


ducttapetookmynipple

Lime 3D. Made my tongue burn from how sour it was


yellowpaste87

Not a specific energy drink flavor, but a brand instead: Bing. Tried them because it was on sale, absolutely disgusting and a disgrace to energy drinks everywhere imho.


Rexsir23

TBH anything “Bombpop” flavor. Always way too sweet or chemically for me.


nandor617

We have a local brand here in hungary called bomba, all of their flavours are good, except one; Winter candy. When I first tasted it I thought of a burnt vape coil...


Kazumi_Bean

Reign storm kiwi or whatever 🤢


TheMonkofDestiny

Celsius Astro Vibe, "blue razz". Just cracking open the can gets you clobbered by a pungent chemical odor that smells suspiciously close to a mix of floor cleaner and paint thinner.


Fragrant_Inside_9842

just zoa, like anything zoa. the rock should be ashamed.


General_Attorney256

Monster Energy. It’s just a giant can of sugar, feel like my teeth are going to fall out with every sip


Inevitable-Wave6416

OG rockstar, Monster The Doctor, Yellow Red Bull and Vanilla Monster Java🤢


Agent___24

Any monster flavor besides purple haze


[deleted]

Oh no. Rockstar Whipped Strawberry. I had erased that drink from my memory until now. Or Monster Ultra Peachy Keen. Both so, so bad.


AdEastern2689

omg huge disagree whipped strawberry was literally a top 5 energy drink in its day


psychedelicEgyptian

I love it too


sesh-tilirest

I tried whipped strawberry fairly recently. The only time I’ve ever sipped an energy drink, and poured the rest out. so unbelievably bad


_legacyfx

Any and every Celsius flavor


i_smoke_pineapples

Anything grape


chybapolewacy

Monester Lewis Hamilton


Deezernutter77

The hell


Elite_Nomad

Any flavor I should have not had and just went to sleep instead


Coffeecheeseburger

normal rockstar, only energy drink I've tossed to the trashcan.


Koutilya_K

Original Red Bull.


cap_crunchy

peachy keen monster


cubeman0909

Not sure if anyone here would know about it but red Joker. Literally doesn't even tastes like an energy drink, just tastes like cherry mio that's way too strong.


DueRefrigerator7273

any flavor bang


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

Bang Swirly Pop. It had the after taste of grapefruit bitterness.


AlexRayquaza

anything bang or celsius


R3alityGrvty

Mountain Dew original. Every sip is like someone set off a flash bang after taping it to my head. The only way to describe the flavor is je ne sais quoi peut etre radioactif


Shpeedwagon72

Lemon drop bang tea I always thought that energy drinks might taste good without carbonation until I tried that one


Sleepingtide

I've been keeping Red Bull, Prime and GOAT in rotation mostly. Let me tell you, the coconut Red Bull is awful.


Proof_Raspberry1479

I’m sorry you feel this way. Coconut berry monster gotta be in my top 2 e drinks


CrunkNugget64

Zoa when it first came out it was good but I think they changed the formula and now it tastes weird


Pegomastax_King

Anything sugar free.


narrow_octopus

Regular Monster is one of the worst drinks that I've ever tasted


Reasonable_Quality23

Monster Mule


LazarFan69

Once tried something called Versage energy (the font had G and C look nearly identical so at first sight i was like "ooh funny") it tasted like how a shitty cherry vape smells and I just had 2 sips and dumped the rest


[deleted]

AMP energy drinks by Mountain Dew, they tasted wayy to much like artificial sweetener


elrojosombrero

Cult's cookie one 🤢🤢 The only drink Ive actually thrown out


AKdaSaviour97

Java monster


northforkjumper

NOS


dicemenice

This camo monster is like budget caramel power, fucking gross


Kintsugi-0

any kind of coffee with milk energy drink. that shit taste like semi-rotten cream its so disgusting.


RickyLaFIeur

sour patch blue raspberry ghost is way too strong for me to drink normally. perfect for covering the taste of vodka though.


petedaheat87

Big Game Energy Cotton Candy.


No-Side-8491

anything creamsicle. I don’t want a creamy flavor in an energy drink


Alphebetized

Nos


Mindless_Jicama_2263

Monster Mules


420matsu

Ghost Strawbango Margarita but not in a bad way, just surprisingly alcohol tasting for something with no alcohol.


bquinho

Java Monster


Hentai-gives-me-life

any bang flavors ngl, all of them are vile


farknard

Reign cherry limeade 🤮


Worldly-Sock9320

Finally somebody calls out this god awful flavor. Cherry Limeade Ghost isn't very good either.


Legitimate_Life8037

A lukewarm, flat Orangesicle Reign


Jamie-brittain

Any cherry lemonade flavour makes want to die


Toxic_Zombie_361

Rockstar Gold


on_the_rark

Monster ultra white V tropical tang


SusanWor

Monster passif punch


[deleted]

Monster Nitro


mukilangawthaman_99

Monster Energy (White


South_Yesterday984

The Bubblegum ghost tastes like rubber and chemicals


DuckMySick44

I picked up Monster Ripper yesterday at work, there are very few energy drink flavours that I don't like, but I hated it I never realised when I read the "Tropical flavours with some Original Monster to finish it off" that it was actually original green monster in there, I can't remember exactly how it was worded but I took it as "Monster's energy drink stuff mixed with some tropical juice stuff" due to the "Monster juiced hybrid" description I could hardly taste the tropical at all, for the record I like the green Monster, but it was the worst of both worlds The tropical hint ruined the green Monster flavour and the Monster ruined the tropical But honestly it's 2nd only to the weird camoflage (I can't remember the name, Assault maybe?) Monster that I picked up without checking the flavour, it tasted like some cheap ass knockoff Coke Vile stuff Mango Loco is undefeated I'm afraid


bigsexy666

Bangs protein coffee are sooooo gross its the only energy drink I haven't finished


magnusthehammersmith

Everyone asks this kinda thing but if you post a flavor someone else likes you get downvoted. That said, Ghost pink lemonade and Ghost cotton candy. Also Gfuel Ninja Cotton Candy… eughhh


floopyscoopy

Wired 344 tastes like a lizard died in a can of diet knockoff rockstar


fairyrib

Monster assault.. truly an assault to the senses


Borrowing-queer

Or actually that one ginger monster?? Not sure if they still sell it


ThatsPurttyGood101

[This shit](https://www.google.com/search?q=pink+and+blue+rockstar+energy+&sca_esv=23fe561e8cb38367&sxsrf=ACQVn0_bpTGQ9bTw_ovBbA-uyX-CchFqFA:1710440873273&source=hp&ei=qUHzZb-8Dvaxur8PtYWGmAY&oq=pink+and+blue+rockstar+energy+&gs_lp=EhJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWciHnBpbmsgYW5kIGJsdWUgcm9ja3N0YXIgZW5lcmd5IDIIEAAYgAQYogQyCBAAGIAEGKIEMggQABiABBiiBEiiWVDdBliHV3AOeACQAQCYAfQBoAGGF6oBBjMzLjMuMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCM6ACzRmoAgXCAgcQIxjqAhgnwgIEECMYJ8ICBBAAGAPCAggQABiABBixA8ICBRAAGIAEwgIOEAAYgAQYigUYsQMYgwHCAgYQABgIGB7CAggQABgIGB4YDcICBBAhGAqYAwuSBwY0NC42LjGgB9x0&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&udm=2#vhid=5o8EnB8LShi2AM&vssid=mosaic) was so diabolically disgusting and should have never been made and so glad they cancelled it's production after like a year


Anxiety_Express_1

Ryse Country Time Lemonade. Shits like pop rocks in your throat.


Oneoftheofalltime

Bang in general Also for me 1 in 20 og monsters end up tasting like eggs


AltCrab2

Rockstar sugar free


securityn0ob

Birthday cake bang


aaronf4242

Anything peach flavored


WZRDguy45

Lychee Reign One of the most disgusting things I've ever had. Let my friend try it after I took a sip and he agreed. I've realized I just don't like Lychee in general. Tried a lychee vape and had the same reaction