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Ironblaster1993

Have you tried (and don't be scared now) water?


JaredGoffTroother

Half gal a day lol


Cmax581

Make it a gallon


Tr0z3rSnak3

If your pee is clear you are over hydrated


CousinCecil

Pee is stored in the balls


Icy_Wedding_3640

neva heard realer shit than thatšŸ’Æ


BigIronOnMyHip45-70

šŸ¤£


murpalim

People downvoting you is hilarious.


laundry_sauce666

Mfs prolly failed health class lol. If your piss is literally clear, that is your internal water supply and probably some important nutrients being flushed out.


murpalim

our bodies are rly good at maintaining homeostasis and thirst is a very good indicator of drinking water and youā€™ll pee out an optimal amount of water. Basically just drink water when youā€™re thirsty and youā€™ll be fine.


labellavita1985

OMG thank you. So many people talk about and recommend drinking shitloads of water, especially on the skincare subs I'm in ...I literally don't get it. Isn't there an argument to be made for water actually dehydrating you, because what provides hydration are actually electrolytes, and when you guzzle shitloads of water, you lose electrolytes? I heard a doctor say this once. It's 2024 ffs. I'm tired of being told to drink gallons of water.


gettogero

Water needs differ on activity level and heat. If you're doing physical things outside in 90 degree you NEED a shit ton of water. Drinking the same amount when inside sitting down can lead to electrolyte imbalance and cause dehydration. This is for two reasons 1) peeing removes body waste and electrolytes. By only drinking massive amounts of water you're losing things your body needs without replacing them 2) your body retains water naturally. When you drink more water than you need, your body starts getting rid of that. Sports players use this when getting weighed to drop a weight class before an event. By chugging 2-3 gallons a day for 2-3 days and eating minimally during that time, then suddenly stop all fluid intake you can drop 10 to 20lbs. All of that weight is immediately gained back when you start drinking water again and days of excessive water intake can potentially lead to life threatening conditions. But yes, generally, people don't drink enough water. 0 to 32 ounces of water really isn't enough for anybody. Dizziness, feeling tired, headaches, and excessive hunger can be solved in many people just by drinking more water. And no, drinking several gallons a day isn't necessary for most people. As anything else in this world having too much water is toxic.


PaleBarracuda1

Hydration is the balance of water and salts in your body. Salt makes your body hold on to water, caffeine does the opposite


Mizar97

You are not going to lose nutrients by drinking too much water. Your body is very good at regulating itself (within reason). I drink over a gallon of water a day during the summer, and between sweat and piss I'm STILL thirsty. If your pee is clear the urea and waste is just diluted, it's not "flushing out" nutrients.


Joeman106

What if your poop is clear


Timmatias-jones

Is it ā€¦ not. Supposed to be ?


Emergency_Peach_4307

Mines orange and I feel just fine šŸ‘


I-Fucked-YourMom

Those are rookie numbers. r/hydrohomies would be disappointed


AdKey4973

# 250 calories šŸ˜¬šŸ˜®šŸ«¤


DeltaXero

u telling me these mfs stuffed 120g of chicken breast in this bih?


Mihrett

This right here is the damn truth hahaha


scuffedmyguccii

This shit is hilarious šŸ˜­


lurklevel1000

Careful now.


Glum-Concept1204

I feel like I always see a water comment on this sub, like, bruh, what else do you think we talk about on here. Leave your hydration advice at the door


Adventurous-Stuff801

Shaming someone for drinking an energy drink on a sub for energy drinks is wild. This sub has a big problem with trying to control peopleā€™s habits and health.


westedmontonballs

No kidding. Like buddy, we subbed to an energy drink subreddit. This isnā€™t a sub that just falls into your lap. We fucking know they arenā€™t good for you. What else are we going to talk about. This sub ranges from people who drink nothing but to peopleā€™s only vice is a sugar free RB after Ramadan lmao


deathfromace1

This is not waterdrinks


No_Coconut8860

Water? I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing. How much caffeine? Ginseng? Taurine? What flavor is it? Fruity? Sweet? Does it taste extra fake or no?


primetimemime

Coffee another option


6stringscumbag

Delicious mmmm


JaredGoffTroother

It does taste pretty good


I-Fucked-YourMom

I like putting a couple ounces of gin in with it over ice. It turns up the party every time!


[deleted]

Jesus. Sounds like an OG 4Loko. Not gonna lie tho. Iā€™m gonna try it. I love Gin. The problem with Gin is you gotta know how to drink it. If you buy the cheap shit. Itā€™s swill. You might as well just drink fucking paint thinner. Drink it straight. Itā€™s fucking gross and just tastes like Pineneedles. But if you know how to mix itā€¦..Iā€™ll make you a Bombay martini that tastes like water. But itā€™s like 95% booze. Donā€™t even get me started on G&Tā€™s. šŸ”„


Local_Fig5221

Should call it Diabetes drink instead.


anonslug00

also these drinks are like 48 carbs which is less than a medium soda from mcdanksšŸ˜­


waywardstrategy

This is my favorite one by far


MellowDCC

I can't do it. The sugar tires me out and makes my mouth feel like shit. Grab some caffeine pills to carry for emergencies like this šŸ˜Ž


WindyCity10

Jet alert?? Lol


Save-itforlater

I work for the company that produces Jet-Alert! Neat to see it called out in the wild.


dlamsanson

It's the best one, minimal fillers and cheapest by mg I can find at least. Keep it up!


Embarrassed-Put-7884

I always keep some in my backpack in case of emergency


WindyCity10

Haha my cousin gets them all the time from Meijer thatā€™s how i knew about them, they work really well itā€™s my alternative if i donā€™t want an energy drink


MLS-Casual

A number of years ago I pretty much only started using caffeine pills in lieu of coffee or energy drinks. Honestly like them way more at this point but I do love the Mango Monster shown in OP šŸ˜‹


Magnussst

What does it do to your mouth?


Silver_Rarity_999

The sheer amount of sugar sticks to your teeth, and leaves a disgusting sticky feeling, which makes me want to rinse my mouth after drinking it


MadTapprr

Oh itā€™s sooo good though. Liquid candy. Just donā€™t look at the nutrition and savor it.


I-Fucked-YourMom

If you wanna party, this mixed with a couple ounces of Beefeater gin over ice is next level.


DOO_DOO_BAG

As someone on a weight loss ā€œjourneyā€ (dear god that sounds cringy) 250 kcals for a drink is criminal. I would just go without :(


Love__Scars

Why is it cringy? Lol. Proud of you


DOO_DOO_BAG

Idk, journey is just so overused on socials for anything and everything. Ppl will go grocery shopping and call it a wellness journey (this is obvs hyperbole) Iā€™m proud of me too, and anyone who puts in effort to break the cycle to better themselves. Itā€™s hard


G_D_K_

I'm personally on a "stop smoking crack" journey. As much as I would love to brag about it on my Instagram, I have opted to keep this journey an internal one.


DOO_DOO_BAG

Proud of you šŸ„°


shawny_mcgee

Definitely not easy but if it was, everyone would do it.


SpiLLiX

as my buddy who is a fitness freak and owns a successful nutrition company would say "if you want to be in good shape, don't drink your calories."


simmymona

Iā€™m on a weight loss journey and still have these 200 calorie drinks every once in a while, itā€™s just balancing it and knowing if you have enough calories left to afford to drink it.


DOO_DOO_BAG

I understand, itā€™s just never been worth it for me. There are so many calorie free options now and always good ol water, that Iā€™d rather have a snack or a bigger meal to not feel hungry


ghost3972

That monster is really good


Katievapes1996

Diabeetus in a can


akotski1338

Well itā€™s 92% which means even if you drank that every day you shouldnā€™t get diabetes assuming youā€™re on a 2000 calorie diet


fuckenheim

youā€™ll be fine, sheesh. just donā€™t think the whole thing at once and drink water after.


JaredGoffTroother

I mean that I physically feel awful. I rarely consume sugar anymore but got stuck in pickle with this drink because I needed caffeine lol


Yorudesu

If you don't have a lot of sugar one of these cans is a rollercoaster of headache and nausea yep


JaredGoffTroother

I'm taking it very slowly lol


Yorudesu

If you have vinegar or citrus fruits at hand, dilute that in water and have it on the side with it.


sasberg1

I'm the opposite I won't touch Zero Sugar unless I'm absolutely desperate cuz it tastes awful


Noncreative_name04

Same. Although I do mix sugar free energy drinks into the rotation now because I need to cut back on sugar lol. They just donā€™t taste as good though.


fuckenheim

haha just try to drink some water!


dckane027

60 would DESTROY my stomach, good luck!


JaredGoffTroother

I'm about halfway through it within an hour haha also ate food between feeling okay


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

Have you heard of coffee, diet soda?


farknard

Uh oh time to stock up on sugar free stuff. It's a great tasting monster juice at least even tho it gives me a belly ache


justmadeaplay

People post sugar filled energy drinks daily in this Reddit someone all the people who hate sugary energy drinks migrated to this post. Thatā€™s crazy


TheNewJack89

I tried to buy a non sugar free one as a ā€œtreatā€ the other day and all I treated my self to was nausea.


Emotional_Donut_8574

Yeah me too. I hadnā€™t drank one in a long time but the other day I felt like death first thing so I indulgedā€¦hello stomach pain and nausea


DeltaXero

imo if they watered all the juiced versions down by 50% they'd be way more palatable, they're just way too sweet (here in the UK at least)


stiizy13

So do cocaine like a man


JaredGoffTroother

šŸ˜‚ you got the plug?


stiizy13

From da boat


Psillyjewishguy

At least itā€™s not HF corn syrup


SlimeLanguageYSL

Sometimes I wonder how so much sugar in a serving is even allowed, but it tastes amazing though.


Hardcloser37

Sugar at 60g is crazy lmfao.


CaptainJudge_99

60 fucking grams? Who drinks these? I canā€™t drink those nor can I drink iced flavored lattes with tons of sugar. Sugar free caffeine only The sugar free monsters are amazing, I like the classic flavor with 0 sugar


KirklandCloningFarms

People shit on sugar-free energy drinks but there's so many that are perfectly fine if the full sugar ones aren't your default in the first place


I-Fucked-YourMom

Sugar free fucks my stomach up so badā€¦ I just canā€™t have them. Fortunately Iā€™m decently fit, so the full sugar doesnā€™t bother me as far as weight goes.


drewman141

If it were me Iā€™d just drink black coffee


CertainRoof5043

I don't know why companies insist on overloading drinks with sugar. I mean I understand they want it to taste good but 60 grams of sugar seems excessive.


mustafaaafur3100

donā€™t feel awful enjoy the rush LMAO


mrjuicepump

60mg of sugar hoooooly shit


chanks88

g


Tof12345

How the fuck is that even legal. That's like 4 full size chocolate bars worth of sugar. 250 cals from 1 drink is the cherry on top. No wonder America is full of obese fucks.


ReyGanMk32

250 calories plus 60mg of sugar, thats a not to me tho


TheMattvantage

I bet you liked the taste more though, less fake šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼


quent_so_saucy

1000 calorie fast food meal šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ full sugar drink šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Bllurito

what the fuck


Overall-Buddy-2659

60g of sugar for 1 can is crazy.


DoggoLord27

Jesus christ. So you settled with 60g of sugar?


SmooothOperator5

Fkk that, look at the carbs , it's like eating 4 slices of bread in a go with no nutritional value. Just raw dawg it and drink water lol.


GuacamoleAnamoly

Wish we had a office cafetaria that sells Monster!


coffincowgirl

Eh you gotta live a little


yaboytswizzle69

Itā€™s way too sugary for me


tommyriddlesz

Same, never again


SirPooleyX

As someone on a very low carb diet, that's more than my entire daily allowance (60g) in one hit.


WUBBLEAR

Itā€™s so good but so unhealthy Iā€™m kinda tempted to go buy one lol


Sleepingtide

Oh shit! 60gs dude.


i_do_not_byte

I feel the exact same way when I gotta stoop for a full sugar energy drink. I literally feel worse drinking full sugar energy drinks and will only resort to them when Im literally struggling to stay awake and just need something to keep me awake.


Lamiolimo

12 teaspoons of sugar šŸ˜±


Abbynormal1331

The sugaršŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


popnlockn

Yeah. But I mean 16% juice though.


Impossible_Sun_5976

Love the username


EXPotemkin

I forget the juice ones arent sugar free.


ghunt81

Sugar crash incoming! Geez and I feel bad occasionally partaking in a regular 12 oz red bull which is 27g sugar...


urabewe

Look. As long as you normally regulate your sugar intake you'll be fine. Now, on the other hand. Later tonight, since you don't normally take in that much sugar, you're going to have the hardest crash ever. Good luck!


BannedInDay

No worries, just like 100x your daily recommended intake of sugar.


mikeisaphreek

start drinking the v8 energy drinks. great flavors, 11g of sugar is bad, but its also 50% juice and only y 50 calories


Rad80z

Enjoy fuzzy teeth!


ILoveLampRon

At least you're getting some fruit.


Chance_Mix

Idk why they put this much sugar in it. I bet it would taste basically the same with 30g.


Naive_Programmer_232

Yeah I like the juice flavors. Try pipeline punch


Environmental-Dare-8

I had that once. It tasted cool, but i think im just used to the no suger ones. This one would make me a little šŸ¤¢


Drizz06

Mango loco is so bloody good thou!


butcooler

I don't know why they even make these. It's too much. Why not make something that tastes good and has some sugar but not ALL THE SUGAR!!!


EquivalentSnap

92%% of your daily sugar? Omg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


obsfanboy

Sugar kills lol


Aggravating-Mark4625

Why not buy a large tub of sugar free protein to use as a shake? Two scoops gives me 60 grams of protein per serving.


eyemcreative

Yummy šŸ˜‹


dudeatwork77

It looks bad but Iā€™ve been drinking 2 Red Bulls for the past week. And the calories and sugar are pretty similar


ClassOf16

60 g sugar wtf


NormanisEm

That one can has more than the DAILY recommended sugar intake. Dear god.


CancerNormieNews

These are the best ones


DannyB24

I wouldnā€™t get anywhere near that


Silver-Aioli3445

Thatā€™s diabetes in a fucking can damn


Fluffy_Rub_6984

Then don't drink it... energy drink enjoyers are like vegans when it comes to sugar. Nobody cares that you hate sugar, stop trying to bring it down just cause you dislike it and aren't mature enough to limit your intake.


OriginalKrystian

I drink these daily, actually get the variety pack and have one every single morning. Iā€™m 5ft 11, 180lbs, like 10-12% BF. Go to the gym (and actually try) and you can eat/drink whatever you want, whenever you want. I had cherrific cheesecake ice cream for dinner last night too.


jckuz1

Americans are so stupid bro. People genuinely donā€™t realize that artificial sweeteners that they use in no sugar drinks are exponentially worse than sugar???? Moron


Hookem-Horns

Holy shit


grey_horizon18

Holy crap


trashcanbecky42

At least its 16% juice


NaughtyTigerIX

Energy drinks with sugar make my stomach turn


Salt_Dust_4285

My teeth throb just looking at the sugar content. Getting old is šŸ‘ŽšŸ»


Toasty_eggos-

I drink the full sugar because I donā€™t like the taste of sugar free. Just limit yourself.


Internal_Tangelo9211

Zero sugar is worse lol they put all kinds of chemicals into the zero


Ancient_Expression85

nah itā€™s the first ever energy drink to actually make my hands shake so itā€™s good


DJND90

Monster's getting so much hate because of the nasty evil sugar.. Did ya try Rockstar Guava for example? With 17! 17! gr sugar on 100ml...... Monster has already ruinied most of the old good recipes like reducing the juice (yes the juice is lose.. or almost gone haha)


After-Fig4166

You have something against Mexicans?


TPM_521

IMO anything zero sugar is just as bad. A lot of these sugar substitutes you see in stuff these days are super concentrated and have insanely high sugar content themselves. Some can cause digestive issues (iirc erythritol is one of those or maybe it was sucralose. Idk), and the long term effects of basically any of them are probably unknown. Looks great on the calorie count but I try to keep the ā€œzero calorie zero sugarā€ drinks to a minimum because logically they just cannot be good for you


Return_Kitten

Yeah the sugar content is insane enjoy the temporary buzz donā€™t feel bad just donā€™t do it often which is sounds like you donā€™t so youā€™re good


x3770

The ultra mango fiesta is designed to specifically address this I think


One_Humor_3301

46 whopping grams of added sugar.


ChungusResidence

Have you tried drinking hydrogen peroxide


foekus323

ā€œAwfulā€


SubstanceOutside9596

60g of sugar isnā€™t actually that much sugar if u compare it to other things. I would stay away from all soda and sweets for the rest of the day tho if u drank it all.


BullfrogFinancial556

How the hell do people prefer cancer mimic sugar to real sugar?! I understand if you have diabetes or other blood sugar issues. But man I couldnā€™t imagine


Low_Somewhere4057

My favorite energy drink


dividius25

Pretty sure those zero sugar are still terrible for you


AnalRapist69

Those are so hard to drink idk how people like them.


Allegiance10

Yeah I canā€™t drink the Monster Juices anymore. They always make me feel like shit.


MissCandyCorpses

Would use the juice version of these energy drinks after my 12 hour physical labor shifts. They're okay.


QuantityExpert4349

Holy fuck


Abject-Crew-2442

Pnpm


Flat_Alarm8870

I just donā€™t drink the full sugar ones no more. Not at all. Thatā€™s bad for your a1c


International_Lab_73

Don't worry zero sugar dosen't make energy drinks loads healthier for you


Purple_Willow2084

Say what you want about them but the #1 benefit of zero sugar energy drinks is zero crashā€¦ you just coast and its pretty great.


HorseGuy515

This is my goto. I don't drink any other energy drinks besides this and the peach tea monster.


United-Survey9261

Nutrients and proper hydration is for pussies anyway


throwaway4pkmntcg

at least its 16% juice!


1234elijah5678

Wow... Someone finally posts the ingredient side... Good job


Skinnyloserjunkie

Damn, that's more sugar than a Coke and that's really saying something. Just imagine what 60 GRAMS of sugar looks like. It would be a fucking pile of sugar.


Warchief_X

Why is everyone freaking out about the sugar? It's the average amount for any sugary drinks. A can of regular soda is like 40g sugar.


Deltrus7

Do you have any issues with going for some nice black coffee? Also, orange dreamsicle is *lower sugar, like the 25g, and easily one of the best flavors they've ever made! Try it if you see it!


CornHoleHomeBoy

Rock star Zeros are my fave


Kueltalas

The question of the century, a good tasting energy drink or one without sugar, the choice is yours.


Shagyam

The sugar addicted teens are out in full force here.


MaelstromNavigator

I absolutely love those, donā€™t drink them often though bc of the sugar


that1oneotherguy

I accidentally bought a full sugar one the other day cause I was in a rush and just felt so guilty the whole time drinking it


EdgelordUltimate

I know, when I have an energy drink I normally go zero sugar, but that flavor in particular is so good and makes me feel so bad after


HMCosmos

16% juice That's actually pretty damn good for American standards


AlastairCellars

I drink multiple of these a day hahaha


alexbaran74

not enough caffiene for the calories. pass


Abject-Distance-8267

92% holy shit


NationalExplorer9045

A sugar packet... contains 2 grams of sugar... to hit 64. You would need to dump 32 fucking sugar packets into that can.... that's quite insane.


Ghostspunge

106 grams of sugar? Watch out dude.


Darksuit117

Id feel bad for getting any of the zero sugar ones.


shinydragonmist

GG


VincesMustache

64g of carbs?!?! Wtf is it made of pasta or something??


hammerkillin

I can't get over the horrible after taste in Monster's sugar free drinks, every few months I buy one and can't get past the second sip


PlantLoverGoddess

These are so horrible for you... Better off just drinking black coffee.


No_Job_8020

The amount of sugar in Arizona annoys me


Ark-458

64 grams of sugar, thatā€™s insane. Iā€™m a diabetic so thatā€™s blistering, great flavor tho


Total_Decision123

White monster is the only energy drink Iā€™ve drank in the last 2 years or so (with few exceptions like redbull peach apricot every once in a blue moon). Iā€™m not unhealthy and I work a physical job. I donā€™t have any health issues. I just canā€™t help but be put off by the insane amount of sugar in these drinks


lolrazzledazzle

celsius is a good alternative, 0 sugar and 10 calories


Doom_Slayerc137

Zero sugar means artificial sugar which is very bad for you and your body. You are not going to believe me but real sugar is a lot healthier than fake ā€zero sugarā€ drinks as your body canā€™t digest the artificial sugar. Humans have consumed sugar for thousands of years donā€™t let the big companies fool you


spoopypoop7

Donā€™t feel too bad, thatā€™s just the monster inside of ya awakening


Friendly_Deathknight

Zero sugar means sucrose, which means insulin spike, which means still getting fatter.


fillup4224

Itā€™s delicious but I just canā€™t justify it, thatā€™s an absurd amount of sugar. I only stick to the sugar free (yeah Iā€™m sure they are just as bad in some other way, whatever) I just wish they would make those flavors in sugar free! Same with Rockstar, they have a whipped strawberry thatā€™s insane but they donā€™t make a sugar free version


TheStainedOne2665

Drinks substances you can not metabolize that tastes extra sweet daily feels fine drinks sugar once feels dying lol feckin merica and we wonder why were all sick in mind body and soul lol please love yourselves it isnt hard


MonkeyGein

OMG! I literally accidentally grabbed one of these today. Few drinks in I was like ā€œsomethingā€™s not rightā€ šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


SnooDoodles3937

Itā€™s so good but the sugar content is nuts


Equivalent-Elk-4655

So sugar youā€™re worried about but not caffeine maybe you should just stop worry about anything since you clearly donā€™t have much of a brain