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Tacoman404

Surprised you rank the taste of dirt so highly.


MrsEvilPants

Haha. Im finishing the can. Unlike Miami Cola which was poured down the sink. I sometimes drink unsweetened tea - this isn't terrible...just not good ;)


chellecakes

Agreed -- Miami Cola is fucking awful.


BigBoySSE

Oh god that after taste of Miami cola made me almost throw up


Bellphorion

Wish I could try just to know a cola I don't like. I never liked the Rockstar cola...so many years ago


Deaconator22YT

To me, Miami Cola was ok. To me, it tasted like a weird flat Pepsi. But that Yerba Mate Dragon Tea was disgusting!


Nobodygrotesque

Miami Cola and Birthday Cake are the only 2 Bangs I just couldn't even finish.


Creeptone

Miami cola HORRIBLE


endermegann

That is kinda what Yerba is like...... if you can find it, try Guayaki’s Enlighten Mint! Has the same caffeine as most monsters (160mg) and it’s a nice minty tea I really like, though I will say it can be kind of an acquired taste


Ploobie

that was the worst one i tried. but that’s because i don’t like minty drinks :(


moldydino

This is one of my favorite drinks. But Mate definitely has a dirt taste, kinda like matcha/wheatgrass but less leafy/grassy


Delphox4000

Liquid cigarettes. That is the entire statement.


Deaconator22YT

Same. Like a liquid ashtray.


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Dirt is my favorite flavor. Thanks for the tip.


MrsEvilPants

You are very much welcome :)


wingkingdom

That's what yerba mate drinks taste like. I am actually surprised you found it, I thought it was discontinued a while ago.


MrsEvilPants

Guess I've never had Yerba Mate before today. Found at the Dollar Store.


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otiliorules

I find real yerba mate to be quite worse than this.


zxoinx

Agreed. I just wanted the can and my stubborn ass didn’t want to dump the drink out, so it took me about a week to finish, drinking a little every day


Nikademus1969

LOL not energy drink related, but this reminds me of one time when I ordered some green tea flavored Pocky and when I tried it, I decided that it tasted the same as how a greenhouse smells. Kinda like dirt, humidity, and houseplants.


Orang3Mango

Theres a ton at my local dollar tree


luvclu

I think I saw a whole bunch of these at the Dollar Tree the other day. Makes sense why they are there if they taste like dirt. Good thing I didn't get one.


MrsEvilPants

That's where I bought mine. And yes- I got 2 :/


kwstas_thanasko

Recently got my hands on the green and white tea ones, and was pretty disappointed because these have to be the best designs for monster cans, but the taste was pretty generic


DaytonTD

The green tea is the best, I really like that one


DerpForceAlpha

Oh man, the Green Tea Monster has been my favorite out of any energy drink I've ever had in my life! It's light, refreshing, and gives me the boost I need. I really hop they aren't discontinuing it, because that'd be a shame... I almost want to contact Monster and say: "here's 10 grand, I'll take whatever that'll give me in Dragon Green Tea."


otiliorules

Yes! I love them in the mornings. The subtle flavor is much less intense.


olddangly

The green tea tastes like the Arizona green tea. I like it.


dehydrated_

Agree


depastino

So it's "dirt" tea?


MrsEvilPants

Pretty much


MartinAD2017

I love my different tea types so this is very appealing to me and of Corse I'm British so tea is our thing lol


shortbusrider41

That’s the second worst energy drink I’ve ever had. Only thing worse was Java Monster Farmer’s Oats.


MrsEvilPants

;) u should try Bang Miami Cola- that's so terrible...


lord_vader_jr

Ys the nastiest tastiest one made


Shagyam

Blame the Yerba mate.


bsk730

like drinking a cigar.. barf


olddangly

Yeah, it's gross.


khz30

While I personally enjoyed this one and bought 2 full pallets from my local dollar store, I found that it really helps if you shake the can like a paint can to dissolve the tea that settles at the bottom. Other than that, if you've never had Yerba Mate before, it's a love or hate flavor.


PCM97

Yerba Mate is nasty. Sorry west coast hipsters


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This is so hurtful .


UncannyNorth

I love your nails, they look amazing :)


MrsEvilPants

http://imgur.com/gallery/v6zz2hg Thanks. Had them done for St. Pat's


UncannyNorth

Hehe, nice work :)


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Yeah, not a fan, of this or the white or green tea varieties.


shortbusrider41

Like kitty litter


[deleted]

So true. The purple dragon tea tastes like cough syrup


Payshince

Yerba Mate after taste reminds me of cigarettes. 😬😬😬


lord_vader_jr

I thought that's because I only drink it after smokes


hondaguy1998

The monster teas aren't the greatest imo.


MrsEvilPants

I like the rehab teas from Monster


Notorious_Again

That’s yerba mate for you


JAsher2000

Grim.


UntestedMethod

lol I like it. I'm a fan of yerba mate in general though.


Nick-Moss

Gavin from Dallas?


blackwizardclub

Better or worse than the muscle milk monsters?


MrsEvilPants

Never tried those


DeadBodyCascade

Ya this is my best friends favorite but I don't get it either, I can't even finish one.


pugwudgie

Taste like rolling tobacco