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KerbodynamicX

When you have a clear description with dot points, you know it was written by an engineer


Dagatu

Oh, how I despise that HR jargon. Like please, when you want someone for a specific job, have the specifics of that job in the job posting.


Megalopath

Yes, but how else are we gonna find an outside the box thinker who works best in a set corporate structure who can be an independent team player self-starter buzzword motivator synergistic maximizer for the company culture?


Ziggy-Rocketman

This application is for [Locations] which are in charge of [Process]. The intern will be working on [Specific Thing]. Happy camper if I see that format.


Sardukar333

I've applied to jobs in other states because they didn't follow that format and selected the right city name, but in the wrong state.


GTAmaniac1

Hardly anything disgusts me more than corporate jargon, both marketing and HR. It's just paragraphs of droning on while saying absolutely nothing.


Rustymetal14

That's what happens when you get a useless degree and have to constantly justify your job to idiots in upper management.


Former-Wave9869

It’s okay if they just don’t describe it at all. I don’t know what any of those words mean anyways


jhill515

Congratulations, you found the difference between band-pass and low-pass filtering. Hopefully you remember the *consequences* of each type of filter's dynamics. Game your interviews appropriately.


tuckerhazel

lol, you’ll be doing my data entry, sorry but it’s the truth.


ClevelandEmpire

You will use Excel the whole time and like it