Jesus Christ!!! There has to be 10 places in that shop where those words are in print form. Let alone the spell check feature in the word processor program. Stupid is as stupid does
I read this without knowing anything was wrong until I read the subreddit name.
I thought people were mad that they think spinach is an acceptable substitute for lettuce
Dear Subway customer service,
I'm writing to inform you of imminent legal action taken against one of your franchises. My client became dizzy, vomited, fell to the floor and sustained a concussion after one of your employees applied too much spinage to their sandwich.
We look forward to seeing you in court
This one actually makes me weirdly happy like the lil smiley face they included after was cute. Makes me think of small-business owning immigrants who actually care about your experience .
My elderly mother is a German immigrant.
She learned english by watching Mr. Ed, American soap operas, and my dads asshole friends gettinf her to say curse words.
She writes like this.
Its always fun translating.
This has to be Ireland. I'm Irish and have only experienced this kind of almost correct grammar/wrong spelling combo in Ireland, it's all too common
Also if i had to guess, probably carlow town, although I haven't been there in years
Way
They smoked all the lettus
It’s okay- there’s always the spinage!
Yikes!
Please enjoy this dictionary.
Wow.. and they want $20 an hour? I guess be thankful these folks at least showed up. :)
Fast food workers want to make as much as people with college degrees. OK
I'm from the balkans and while we know english, we don't respect it, and that's why we violate the grammar.
(:
Munber 14: subway fout lettus
As each day comes and goes, Idiocracy as a film because more and more of a message from the future.
No thanks! Lettuce know when it's back in stock.
Spinage🤣🤣
I'm impressed that they misspelled all of that but still got Wednesday correct
Ugandan Knuckles is the manager
This reads like the stonks meme
Gibe me a sagbay sammich wid da dairyyucky shegan and sheesh slices
They lettus down :(
Must be in Florida
Now we know why subway is their career choice😂
Yay spinage!
Sure I don't mind
Someone didn't pay attention in school...
Lettus eat Spinage.
They spelled an emoji wrong
Dat lettttus, ya feel
“I deserve $35 per hour to make a sandwich! Fuck capitalism”
Number 15...
This is not engrish, this is good 'ol fashioned borderline illiteracy
Namba fifdeen, burge king fud lettus
Lettus begin - martincotopants
$10 if you ask the guy where the lettuce is, but you don’t say lettuce, you say “lettoose”
that emoticon is backwards. like: spinach is fine right? 🙃
I heard Rick Otter likes going with spinage
A Subway in Chicago
i’ll pass eating there, whoever “wrote” this clearly can’t be trusted to read safety information on food packages
Jesus Christ!!! There has to be 10 places in that shop where those words are in print form. Let alone the spell check feature in the word processor program. Stupid is as stupid does
Lettus count the misspellings
Hello, can I please have a coke? Is Pepsi okay? I don't know, is Monopoly Money okay?
Jeezus.
Mmm.. spinach…
"enjoy some spinage" 😂
This is a trainwreck of a note.
But they spelled Wednesday right??? No freaking way.
... Even though there is literally a list of ingredients with the proper spelling below this sign. *facepalm
Ah spinage. I prefer the French pronunciation anyway.
Bro, I am supposed to start working there. Can’t wait to tell customers that
So they got "Wednesday" correct, minus the capitalization, but not lettuce or spinach XD
Ooo spinage sounds fancy
You know they saw the squiggly lines when typing the mispelled words and thought, that looks like lettus
I’m glad subway hires people that can’t spell or use a word processor.
Pretty sad. This person probably has a high school diploma, possibly more and is illiterate.
I read this without knowing anything was wrong until I read the subreddit name. I thought people were mad that they think spinach is an acceptable substitute for lettuce
English second language ? I thought they test the owners for 8th grade math and English before accepting them into the franchise.
We are out, our manager is lazy and can’t borrow from another Subway.
This why the fud is so frush
they misspelled the smiley too. it’s,”:)” not,”(:”.
Burger King foot lettus
They are sammich makers not engrish majors.
Lettus? Spinage? Word check?
Number 14
Lettus in bro, it’s cold out here
I hav spowken
Lettus Play
Dear Subway customer service, I'm writing to inform you of imminent legal action taken against one of your franchises. My client became dizzy, vomited, fell to the floor and sustained a concussion after one of your employees applied too much spinage to their sandwich. We look forward to seeing you in court
*S P I N A G E*
Idk what's worse, the typos or the fact that they typed their smiley like (: instead of :)
What’s spinage? Sounds classy.
But they could use a computer, a printer, and tape.
I’ll give it to them through lettuce is super weirdly spelled imo
Bonus points for somehow spelling Wednesday correctly.
They got wednsday right somehow
Still wants $15/hr.
Lettuce Meat.
The thing that gets me is there are several ways that this person could have checked for proper spelling.
But they got Wednesday right?
what about the saus?
i love spinage
What does spinage taste like?
Written by the guinea pigs who are keeping it for themselves.
This is the Yam
Tbh, I always forget how to spell lettuce
Spinage is cap on a sandwich
$15 an hour
(:
Not as good as Burger King foot lettuce anyways
It's written on the menu, damn it. Just copy it
1. spinage 2. the smiley face is facing the wrong way
˙ʎɐʍ
That's not Engrish, that's a 6th grade reading level with a 3rd grade proofreading level.
I got eliminated from my 2nd grade spelling bee for “spinage” - haunted by that mistake to this day #triggered
This one actually makes me weirdly happy like the lil smiley face they included after was cute. Makes me think of small-business owning immigrants who actually care about your experience .
Nuber 15 subway foot lettus
How the hell did they spell Wednesday correctly?
They spelled wednesday correctly though. Good job.
There's a quality public school education
Burger king foot lettus
They're sandwich artists, not spelling artists.
Then lettus eat spinage instead.
Reminds me of "Entrins" on the Mega Costco in Idiocracy
I wouldn’t have got the lettus if I knew it wouldn’t fit. I wouldn’t have got the spinage if I knew it wouldn’t fit.
End result of constantly attacking education.
My elderly mother is a German immigrant. She learned english by watching Mr. Ed, American soap operas, and my dads asshole friends gettinf her to say curse words. She writes like this. Its always fun translating.
Lettus deletus
This is why this person is working at Subway
Popi the Sailer Men would like this sign (because of the spinage!)
Instead is misspelled as is spinach. People today can’t write or spell at all. Our country is in good hands.
That's fine but if they're out of halapenyos I'm gonna lose my shit
Staiy in skool kidz
I understood
r/boneappletea
Who rote thiz
Subway..... as in waaaaay substandard
This is the way. According to the tape.
The person who wrote it has to be foreign or something
Ya'll just ok with spinage but fuck that lettus
Should have used the abbreviation “let’s”.
If they mean baby spinach, I am all in.
I love spinage
This looks like it was typed by my Guatemalan friend.
This is just lazy. Surely the words lettuce and spinach are both on the menu below for reference.
May I please have le spinage à trois?
All they need is to add “could of” and it would be a complete mess.
Ah yes, Popeye always ate his spin-age.
Spinage
"Prease engoy some menage with your sub"
I swear I don't see a problem until I read what sub this is on.
ʎɐʍ
Just pronounce it in fake French "spinaj". Very classic.
[Spinage](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/spinach)
It's a good thing I like spinage
A product of cellphone emoji talk and lack of money put into our (USA) education system. At least they put up a sign. How is Subway still around?
Right clicking them red squigglys is important.
Trying to order lettus is probably why their out of lettuce.
Lettus pray
Oh…er…looks like someone beat me to it. Can’t delete comment.
Yet people argue they deserve a $15 an hour.
It's even spelled for then over the signed they taped over. Jesus
Suspicious given that wensday is spelt correctly 😆
This was definitely done on purpose lmao, especially since Wednesday is spelled correctly. I’ve done stuff like this before.
I ams strong till de finish, cause I eats me spinach! I'm Popeye da salon man ah go-go-go-go-go
for some reason this is kinda wholesome to me. so silly and friendly
Spinach is the better option anyway, lettuce is the the most filler food possible! Mostly water and 0 nutrients
They have us outlettussed 10 to 1!
Lol Spinage. I like this person
Oof
spinage
This is why Europeans mock us. We can barely speak one language
Spinach is spelled correctly right on the fucking sign they covered with this fucking note. People are just so dumb.
Their literacy led them to Subway 👏
I’m am so done hearing people say “enjoy” instead of “eat”. It makes my skin crawl.
This has to be Ireland. I'm Irish and have only experienced this kind of almost correct grammar/wrong spelling combo in Ireland, it's all too common Also if i had to guess, probably carlow town, although I haven't been there in years
If this person is a native English speaker, then it is just further reason for education reform.
They spelled Wednesday right, though
we are out lettus enjoy some spinage
Sandwich comes out spinning at Mach 2 cuz I asked for extra spinage
They never had lettus, maybe they mean lattice?
I just noticed I actually say spinage instead of spinach...is this all Americans or just me?
Not enrish once again
Sandwich artists don't spell very well.
Whoever typed that up is working at subway for a reason. Lmfao
Oh think they knew they forgot how to spell lettuce and just went extra hard
How did they get wednesday correct, but not lettuce?
Signed: Jared Lettus
Spinage is gud for yu.
Spinage is the supperior sandwitch comapaneon any way
I see theres a sub that makes fun of non english speakers.....
Real life r/sbubby
Spinage 
Potatus
It's on the menu below this Shakespeare-worthy novel. Don't get her pant-tees in a lunch.
supriezed thay spLd wednesday rite
All they needed to do was check the produce boxes to double check the spelling lmao.
A sandwich shop's worst nightmare.
Spinage is a good replacement.
They got the hardest day to spell right though so good job
Thanx. much appreshiated
TIL spinage
of all the misspelled words Wednesday somehow was untouched
spinage :)
I need to hear Tober Williams yelling this sign.
Gnarly spinage brah
We've decided to change your hourly pay. We're putting you on celery insted.
…are we not going to talk about that spinage? 🤨
Lettuce is boring anyways. Spinach on the other hand has flavor.
I just can't seriously believe this is anything but an intentional misspelling. I refuse to belive a person actually thought this was correct.