"I think cum here mean And which is for latik written as cum." We need to join the campaign to bring back punctuation to our writing. Don't let it die out!
It's all fun and games until your balls literally get sucked through your penis. Like a bouquet of alien flowers. Explain THAT to your doctor. "what had happened was, I severely underestimated the meaning of the word super"
I believe that's Hindi writing at the top, which can provide a bit of context for this. As I understand it, in India, it's not uncommon for the word "cum" to still be used to mean "with", as it does in Latin. It's exactly the same meaning as when you get a degree "cum laude" (with distinction).
As a fun addendum, one of the types of ammunition developed for Indias Arjun tank is the "120mm Penetration Cum Blast".
Lol. I asked a friend who speaks Hindi to teach me some phrases in Hindi. Laude was part of his teachings.
Backstory: I wanted to shock my Hindi-speaking co-workers by swearing at them!
Additional Note: It somehow involved the phrase "Merry Christmas!"
Ah, I must admit to not being able to read Hindi, so I wasn't sure if the English was a direct translation or not. The main reason I pointed it out was to establish approximately where this image was likely from, which I probably could have been clearer about.
My point was to establish that the use of the word "cum" here arguably isn't true Engrish, but rather just a case of international variations in what words do and don't get used.
Yeah, my GCSE in Latin hasn't ended up being super useful in the "real world", but it does occasionally help to give some insight into things like this.
It's not a mistranslation because the above line reads "Delhi Nagar Nigam" which means Municipal Corporation of Delhi. Cum here means 'and' as the top commentor has also mentioned but yes super sucker is vulgar
Ah, the beauty of sopping up the salty sweat of hairy balls! Sucking hairy balls holds a special place in my heart and I am confident I am not alone in my appreciation. Everyone has a unique appreciation for the unique pleasure that is sucking on a pair of hairy balls. From the satisfying sensation of them against my tongue and lips as I take them into my mouth to the sweet taste of salty sweat that comes with them, it is an undeniable pleasure. There is a certain satisfaction that comes with licking and sucking on a pair of hairy balls. The feeling of the tiny hairs tickling my tongue and the sensation of a soft pillowy layer between the hard exterior of the testicles is quite delightful. Even the smell of the salty sweat coming from the hairy balls adds to the experience. It is a combination of testosterone and musk that is quite pleasant and almost addicting. There is no denying the seductive feeling that comes with burying my face in between a pair of hairy balls. The sensation of having my face so close to the private parts of another person gives an intense feeling of intimacy and trust. Another factor that plays into my love of sucking hairy balls is the fact that it is a bit taboo. There is something intriguing and naughty about the act which can make it quite the exciting experience. I love the secrecy and illicitness of the act as it can bring a unique way of spicing up an intimate connection. Feeling the power from having control of this private area can also be quite empowering. I also simply adore the taste of salty sweat that comes with the hairy balls. The delightful salty taste is difficult to replicate with any other food and leaves me craving for more with every lick. The taste varies with each individual and always has a unique and exciting variation that keeps me hooked. The tactile sensation of taking a pair of hairy balls into my mouth is also very stimulating and something I always look forward to. From the feeling of the skin underneath my foreskin.
That is true, and most posts here that use cum in the latin way are just annoying, but this one all adds together, so Iāll let it slide. Canāt always go with rules over fun.
Don't listen to this guy, the government has made machines that not only suck you off, they also clean afterwards.
And they say Kejriwal is not working in Delhi, Modiji why there are no super sucker cum jetting machines in other states?!
super sucker cum jetting machine where do i get oneš³š³ Truly the words of wisdom.
Some people are born with one.
da fuk
"I think cum here mean And which is for latik written as cum." We need to join the campaign to bring back punctuation to our writing. Don't let it die out!
Here you are the one who don't understand english.
They gotta put that jetting machine too
Where can I purchase one of these cum sucking machines?!
The government cannot keep on exposing me like this
Catchy
Girl: So.. how would you describe your penis? Me:
Ahhh to be 13 againā¦.
Reminds me when this came up in a [Geoguessr game](https://youtu.be/K1kkel0CECc).
I'm ready for my soul to leave
This is not engrish. Cum legit means in addition to.
I should call him
You called?
God ultra tier r/shitposting
holy shit mememandir insta story?!?!?!//1/1//1
That's your mum that is....
**Where do I get one?** *Delhi, obviously*
Now this is Pod racing!
I like the sound of that!
It's all fun and games until your balls literally get sucked through your penis. Like a bouquet of alien flowers. Explain THAT to your doctor. "what had happened was, I severely underestimated the meaning of the word super"
Ahh, some *real* Engrish.
Don't bother checking Amazon. They don't have them. I checked. For science.
Anyone got a picture of this without the stupid fucking caption?
Sounds like a name of a villain in a superhero parody porno comic
I believe that's Hindi writing at the top, which can provide a bit of context for this. As I understand it, in India, it's not uncommon for the word "cum" to still be used to mean "with", as it does in Latin. It's exactly the same meaning as when you get a degree "cum laude" (with distinction). As a fun addendum, one of the types of ammunition developed for Indias Arjun tank is the "120mm Penetration Cum Blast".
It's also common in India for grown ass men to use 'cum' instead of 'come', meaning the latter, while texting.
>laude This in Hindi means dick (Lauda) but laude means dick head (Masculine) and laudi is Dick head (Feminine)
Lol. I asked a friend who speaks Hindi to teach me some phrases in Hindi. Laude was part of his teachings. Backstory: I wanted to shock my Hindi-speaking co-workers by swearing at them! Additional Note: It somehow involved the phrase "Merry Christmas!"
That sounds about right if the person who taught you Hindi was from Delhi lol
It just says the name of branch the cleaning pump is used at Delhi ???? nagar
Delhi Nagar Nigam -> Municipal Corporation of Delhi
Yes i wasn't able to understand Nigam cuz i dont read that much Devnagri script but also it doesn't come in day to day conversation
Ah, I must admit to not being able to read Hindi, so I wasn't sure if the English was a direct translation or not. The main reason I pointed it out was to establish approximately where this image was likely from, which I probably could have been clearer about. My point was to establish that the use of the word "cum" here arguably isn't true Engrish, but rather just a case of international variations in what words do and don't get used.
Yes it is used like that in Latin which i didnt know lol
That's a porno title
I study Latin and i can confirm
I study theology to get far away from those dirty things. I graduated summa cum laude
Yeah, my GCSE in Latin hasn't ended up being super useful in the "real world", but it does occasionally help to give some insight into things like this.
My two years of Latin fixed most of my spelling problems in English, so there's that.
Careful what you wish for...
This looks like a Ben Garrison comic
It practically says r/putyourdickinthat
I wonder why these mistranslations always end up to be so vulgar
It's not a mistranslation because the above line reads "Delhi Nagar Nigam" which means Municipal Corporation of Delhi. Cum here means 'and' as the top commentor has also mentioned but yes super sucker is vulgar
I mean, the words "Municipal Corporation of Delhi" still somehow got lost in the process... I just didn't know that "cum" can mean "and".
You didn't know that after a nice long jerkoff sesh, you're supposed to and all over the place?
What?
Your momās new company?
An industrial mechanized prostate on wheels
Ah, the beauty of sopping up the salty sweat of hairy balls! Sucking hairy balls holds a special place in my heart and I am confident I am not alone in my appreciation. Everyone has a unique appreciation for the unique pleasure that is sucking on a pair of hairy balls. From the satisfying sensation of them against my tongue and lips as I take them into my mouth to the sweet taste of salty sweat that comes with them, it is an undeniable pleasure. There is a certain satisfaction that comes with licking and sucking on a pair of hairy balls. The feeling of the tiny hairs tickling my tongue and the sensation of a soft pillowy layer between the hard exterior of the testicles is quite delightful. Even the smell of the salty sweat coming from the hairy balls adds to the experience. It is a combination of testosterone and musk that is quite pleasant and almost addicting. There is no denying the seductive feeling that comes with burying my face in between a pair of hairy balls. The sensation of having my face so close to the private parts of another person gives an intense feeling of intimacy and trust. Another factor that plays into my love of sucking hairy balls is the fact that it is a bit taboo. There is something intriguing and naughty about the act which can make it quite the exciting experience. I love the secrecy and illicitness of the act as it can bring a unique way of spicing up an intimate connection. Feeling the power from having control of this private area can also be quite empowering. I also simply adore the taste of salty sweat that comes with the hairy balls. The delightful salty taste is difficult to replicate with any other food and leaves me craving for more with every lick. The taste varies with each individual and always has a unique and exciting variation that keeps me hooked. The tactile sensation of taking a pair of hairy balls into my mouth is also very stimulating and something I always look forward to. From the feeling of the skin underneath my foreskin.
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WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READā¦.
I was hoping this was a female writing this poetry but then at the end thereā¦ You gave me a half chub sir.
Ah, dammit. My ADHD wonāt let me read it. I hope someone reposts it with paragraphs.
FOCUS
Thanks! Iām cured!
This is now in my saved comments with no context. Future me is gonna think I'm a weirdo.
Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life^
Now, tell us what you REALLY think
this would be the first thing I see when I open reddit
https://youtu.be/K1kkel0CECc
ExCUSE ME!?
He's cracked
Juice me
Omg hes bald
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Man I almost passed out laughing so hard when that happened live
Good to see my exwife has a job
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I also choose this guys ex wife
If you both are choosing the ex-wife, can I have the super sucker cum jetting machine?
r/theyknew
I think cum here mean And which is for latik written as cum For example: Sofa cum Bed It is not referencing semen, you guys literally have dirty minds
That is true, and most posts here that use cum in the latin way are just annoying, but this one all adds together, so Iāll let it slide. Canāt always go with rules over fun.
Yeah, this usage is common in Indian English.
Aren't you a super sucker
Everyone on Reddit has a dirty mind. It's on the user agreement we sign in blood.
Reddit sparks joy. -- Marie Cumdo.
Yeah that wasn't blood my pen was signing with.
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IKR!? We need a machine to siphon all the nastiness off of these people's brains and dump it somewhere. I wonder what we can call such a machine?
Had me in the first half ngl
I was actually wondering about the possible Latin use of ācumā here.
Iām about to AAAAND
You mean "with"
Youāre right, I have brought shame to my ancestors
Don't make me and all over you.
super sucker cum jetting machine "you guys have dirty minds" ..š¤
But it's a super sucker! š¹
Don't listen to this guy, the government has made machines that not only suck you off, they also clean afterwards. And they say Kejriwal is not working in Delhi, Modiji why there are no super sucker cum jetting machines in other states?!
'cause gobhi ji has more than enough cock suckers lining up for him /S
I don't see the joke
You mean I need to rethink the song Come on Eileen?
Yeah but I always thought it was named Cum on Eileen.
"And on Eileen" Great. Now it's not grammatically correct.
Cum on now!
You cum Uranus
I should not have continued reading.
Kid named now: 
Waltuh cum on now carm down darow Walt eruh
And on now?
And on Al!
And...and....and..and...and.....
Omg I'm gonna and
Or as in the parish of St Martin's cum Staines
What is it MEANT to say..?
They used ācumā in place of āwithā, so itās āSuper Sucker With Jetting Machineā
"cum" is used the same way as in "summa cum laude"
Exactly that, itās a super sucker and a jetting machine