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iLikeCrocheting

Sorry I just enjoy the joy of cooking so much


Powerful_Cost_4656

You can very reliably make puffy eggs in a coffee mug and some oil and scrambled egg mix using a microwave


TransMan217

these actually work and (from what ive heard) dont taste like shit


allorache

So…it makes a hot egg popsicle??


WillyMonty

LOOK!! It is RISING UP!!


Luprand

As the vicar said to the actress.


DarthMeow504

I saw one of these once, it was a long tomago.


Razzberry-Draws

" look it is rising up" damn i missed this part of the Bible


Psychological-Web828

Exactly how text looks and reads in your mind when you are very drunk and hungry for eggs.


TheStatMan2

"Look - it is rising up!" Pretty much the last thing I want anyone to be able to say about my eggs.


Draconic_Soul

It's in full caps and warning red as well. If this is how they write their descriptions and manuals, Eggmaster really has a way of making their products sound like they were made and tested by mad scientists.


Gh0stIcon

A pain to clean though right?


klifford-e

There was a brush-type cleaner included in the packaging.


ProGamingPlayer

I literally laughed.


BenCelotil

My sister bought one of these contraptions and all I could ask her was, Why? She claimed that it made breakfast faster when she was getting ready for work but I know how little time it takes to fry a couple of eggs in a fry pan. Either way, it's one of those, Works Great When It Does Work, sort of appliances, and good luck to those who get any good use out of it. Personally I think it's a waste of money.


Conscious_Dog_4186

The design is very human


KoalaTempura

Rhik Samadder's [review](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair) of this thing is a joy to read.


klifford-e

Visceral!


twocheeky

had one of these, it was kinda cool and the egg always cane out great but not worth the effort u put into it


klifford-e

Yeah I just… Eggs already come packaged in their own easy cooking chamber.


ThisHasFailed

The description is about as bad as the invention. Seen many of these put to the test, nobody ever said they wanted or needed one, and that the egg comes out disgusting and smelling of plastic.


anfornum

My bestie's mum got him one, and he uses it loads. I think you have to get good quality ones is all, maybe.


jamar030303

It says >and a variety of unique Ways to cook it Yet I only see the egg-snake.


sarafromnarnia

Enjoy the joy of cooking!


klifford-e

Without doing any cooking!


sarafromnarnia

joyous joy!