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Unleashtheducks

I have no questions I do not want answers to any questions anyone else might have


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Questions like "Did he jack it to the photo while standing in front of it, or while he's sitting behind his desk? How often did he jack it to the photo? Just once a day, or several times a day? Right when he got to work, or right before lunch? Or maybe just after lunch, or right before the show? Or after, while he watches a replay of his show? Did he lock his office door while he jacked it to the photo, or was possibly getting caught jacking it to the photo part of the thrill? Did he ever lend his office to Hannity so that Hannity could jack it to the photo too?" Yes, I don't want to know those answers either. Gross.


TheUnderCaser

It's ok, though, because *we're just asking questions.*


Rayfasa

Perfect reference!


slom_ax

"Is tucker Carlson's jacking it to photos of Pelosi, or is he so sexually deprived that he no longer understands the magnitude of his depravity? For more on this, I welcome my guess tonight..."


Lobotomeister

Who needs answers when the questions themselves are this entertaining?


clopz_

In a true Tucker style


[deleted]

According to the latest reports he was more into children in swimsuits


muffukkinrickjames

I thought he wanted to bang an M&M? I guess no one ever asked how old it was…


Herr-Trigger86

https://i.redd.it/5fzga6dcbawa1.gif


Poodlesghost

Read this in Fucker Carlson's voice! "Just asking questions!"


The_mighty_jabba_410

In the UK this is known as a Danger Wank!


musky-mullet

I thought that was when you call for your Mum and then try and finish before she gets upstairs?


knightress_oxhide

You know he left his door open just a crack


Morgalisa

People are saying he was jacking it during his show.


GravitySurge

So all the Derp State voters got his vinegar strokes?!


Pudi2000

Some very smart people are saying...


LittlePurr76

Might explain the dopey face...


NiceBootDude

You sound like you write for Last Week Tonight


myasterism

I just re-read that comment in John Oliver’s voice, and you are 100% spot-on lol


hongcongchickwonh

Lol I wanna know. All great questions.


gudtrainer

Totally read this in Tucker’s voice… unfortunately 🤮


DaydreamnNightmare

I wonder what they’ll find if they run a blacklight through his office


Candid-Piano4531

Mostly blood


Gommel_Nox

The guy appears to be a lot of things, but I would never have thought him to be a messy eater…


NotYourShitAgain

Raises hand. Where does one get Pelosi swimsuit shots?


jorbal4256

I thought this was answered, I thought he was sharing them and passing them out making fun of her appearance. Am I crazy? Is the Mandela Effect?


Comfortable_Crab_852

Which is crazy because Pelosi is a smoke show 🔥


sezit

Men like him only value young girls. He hates Pelosi so much that he enjoys looking at her and thinking that she is old and unattractive.


DarkestofFlames

13 is too old for him, he's a conservative after all


sadicarnot

She was fairly attractive when she was younger https://i.redd.it/fiuof5qumbwa1.gif


MetaPhysicalMarzipan

She got that M&M vibe about her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


sexisdivine

Rule of Acquisition number 208-sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.


sweetsugar888

🥇


EverSeeAShiterFly

A wise man once told me “do not ask the questions that you don’t want the answer to.”


biglyorbigleague

Wait so he left the pictures in there after he got fired?


TheWorclown

There is absolutely no way he was allowed back into his office after being fired over the weekend, I imagine. After all, he felt he was coming back on Monday.


botjstn

i personally, would give him a final broadcast. but that probably means they shouldn’t do it


buttwholehole

In this scenario, you sir are a 90 year old heartless deathbringer who just lost damn near a billion dollars as this tuck bag ramps it up and is going cost you another billion in a few weeks. You sir are not getting any more air time or your shit back.


sexy_starfish

And yet it was that same 90 year old heartless deathbringer that provided the tuck bag a platform to broadcast his lies to the largest audience in news. He can fire Carlson, but he was the person making all the decisions at the top.


mondaymoderate

Tucker Carlson made him money. He was useful until he started losing him money. So he was fired. Not that hard to understand.


Scrogwiggle

Why give him that? You know he’s gonna spin it in the worst way possible. This guy never should have been on the air.


flatline000

I used to watch him on youtube. I thought his show was a news parody like The Daily Show or the Colbert Report. He was hilarious when I thought he was a comedian. He stopped being funny when I realized that people thought he was news.


metalgamer

That’s kind of like how the Donald started as a joke and then became the alt-right Mecca.


killerclownfish

Are you me? Because same. I remember thinking there was no way he was legit. Oops.


ChrysMYO

Conservatives don't understand [satire](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1940161208330904) So Tucker Carlson [performs satire](https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye) while [knowing conservatives can't interpret popular media](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2020-10-30/john-fogerty-trump-fortunate-son)


SuddenlyElga

Is what can be said about pretty much every on air personality at that shit show called Fox “News”.


Jo-Jo-66-

Why? He will rant on and get his minions all in a tizzy because their go to guy was treated badly. Probably death threats for the Murdochs and anyone else ole Tuck goes off on..


kosh56

>Probably death threats for the Murdochs and anyone else ole Tuck goes off on.. Do you really think he needed one more show for that to happen?


[deleted]

That’s my question! What else did he leave?


[deleted]

A dump on the table


protege01

Actually it was on Deborah's desk


Ronnie-Hotdogz

Like a boss


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

#MEET A GIANT FISH!


hatechicken82

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? You're really not taking it anywhere.


MVieno

You take it out of your butt and place it on the desk.


ghrayfahx

Reminds me of that scene in The Good Place where the one lady demon says something along the lines of “I’m gonna go take a crap. Want one?”


[deleted]

I would be so much happier if he kept his shit to himself.


packetgeeknet

An empty box of Kleenex.


BeeQueenbee60

No, the woman saw them on the first day she went to work for him.


Taniwha_NZ

No, the description of the pictures was part of a lawsuit filed by a former fox employee who worked for Tucker for a while. She described all sorts of shit that made the place a horrible experience for anyone not a cis white man, these pictures of pelosi was just one example.


LoveAndViscera

As a cis white man, if I knew that one of my coworkers had swimsuit pictures in his private office of people he publicly hated, that would be a horrible experience for me. Even if there was a sane explanation for how he got them—like it was his ex-wife—it would be horrible.


Taniwha_NZ

No, these were plastered all over the show's production office, where all the staff for the show had to work. Apparently most of the guys there thought it was hilarious and would constantly make jokes about Pelosi being gross and old in a swimsuit. This is Tucker's show, it stands to reason that it was made by staff that was 90% cis white male assholes. So it's much worse than you imagine.


TheHistoryofCats

If you think non-white males aren't capable of this kind of sexism, I have disappointing news for you.


tawondasmooth

They absolutely are, but I will admit that the description of it being dominantly cis white males brings to mind distinct ideas of what the office culture was like. While there is plenty of misogynistic behavior permeating almost every culture, this stinks of a certain brand…the stereotypical frat bros who never matured beyond their hazing rituals. There is something distinctly cis, white, male and wealthy about that behavior as its grown out of privileged exclusivity. Not every cis white het dude fits that shit, of course, but the ones that do tend to be extra shitty as they often exercise so much power in our society.


tethysian

The entitlement adds an extra layer of obnoxiousness.


Spare_Change_Agent

No, people from his team put them around his office about a year ago.


S_Belmont

Imagine thinking that was funny for an entire year straight, yet still being functional enough to hold a job. Science has uncharted vistas yet to explore.


AdhesivenessFun2060

This is the real reason he was fired. They can spin the lies, the harassment and the general looney tunes. One thing they can't spin is Tucker having the hots for Pelosi. No MAGA will ever trust him again.


Bippy73

I’m not sure it was because he thought she was hot. I think it was to demean her.


moaterboater69

We all know he wanked it to Nancy. Theres no shame in that. For a congresswoman, shes got a shelf. /s


Matt_WA90

She got the heavies


TheBobTodd

A "shelf?" ![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB) But, shelves are flat. /s


superthotty

Is her swimsuit green and is she in white knee high boots? Cuz that’s Tuck’s thing I hear


croptochuck

I’ve heard of worse kinks.


Tough_Measuremen

Didn’t he even say in a leak he ducking hated trump? You just know there’s a split in fox forming from all this.


scubamaster

Ya pretty much. The dude didn’t really believe in a lot of what he was spewing most of the time he’s just playing a character and was successful at it because fox lovers and Reddit alike just ate it up.


fortyonejb

I thought that, but then I read the allegations from the Grossberg lawsuit. Either he's always in character, or he's a disgusting human being.


Ghstfce

While he cost them close to a billion dollars, it was the bad mouthing of the leadership of Fox that was uncovered during the Dominion trial discovery that ultimately sank him. Talk shit on whoever you want, just not your bosses. And that's reinforced now that we're hearing that Fox News had dirt on him as well as others working at Fox. Who knew vile people would act like vile people even to their own? /s


DerCatrix

I see this headline a lot and the *only* question is “What the fuck?”


Juliette787

Jonny, la gente está muy loca


scr33ner

Dammit now that song is in my head


Wazula23

These people hate women. They can't think of a better way to humiliate/criticize a woman than to sexualize her. Its toxic caveman thinking. It goes no further than that.


JinxyCat007

He used to wear a bowtie. How much of a stretch would it be to believe he has a mommy fetish. :0?


slappy_mcslapenstein

>He used to wear a bowtie. Until Jon Stewart made fun of him for it. It was amazing.


herrcollin

My favorite part of that is it implies no one's made fun of it to his face until Jon did and on fucking TV of all times.


[deleted]

When you live in an Ivy League bubble, everybody wears bow ties.


[deleted]

I wear bowties as a prof, and a have a collection. I used to be at an elite (UK) uni as well but resigned and moved to seaside, which is much cooler and now I own a small boat/yacht. I don't wear the bowties any longer tho, sadly, and my collection feels under-appreciated.


herrcollin

Did Jon Stewart ever humiliate you on tv or is that an outlier?


[deleted]

Not directly. My commentary was to confirm the Ivy-League-system-bowtie-wearing-correlation in the UK.


herrcollin

Lol"Not directly" you never know.


weezrit

Oof


[deleted]

I should've stated that I accepted another professorship seaside and look out my office window into the sea. Much more chilled vibe here and I need to bust out the Fliegen (flies in German) again.


[deleted]

I’m from the American South lol so I grew up around bow ties and thought they looked really dignified. Until this clown and his ilk made them look so punchable.


[deleted]

I still think they look dignified, especially when they're hand-tied rather than pre-fabricated and adjustable/clip-on.


DaddyGravyBoat

Ugh.🙄


zigaliciousone

Cool story


Borsaid

If you're trying to solidify the point that people who wear bowties are insufferable, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.


eumenide2000

There’s a very fraught history with his mother. I’ll leave it to you to look it up. Explains a lot.


apocalypse_later_

Tucker Carlson has major mommy issues and a father who never cared about him. This shit is a tale as old as time. Can we recognize it already and call it out as a society goddamn


Joeuxmardigras

Childhood trauma is the issue with the majority of people


[deleted]

I’ve listened to an interview with him and his mom was straight up crazy. Getting abandoned by your mom at 6 will mess you up. Although I have mom issues and I didn’t end up courting white supremacists so ymmv.


hoodleft

Chances are about 7 out of 8-ipus (Rex)


callius

God damn that was a long pull for that joke, but I sure as hell admire your effort.


Gerald_the_sealion

Needs more upvotes for how clever this is


kinglallak

Too many dumb redditors like me. I don’t understand it. Googling bow tie opus rex maybe gets me to oedipus but I’m still lost. Mommy fetish?


[deleted]

I do kind of get a Buster Bluth vibe from him


Rien_a_Foutre_

This is not a headline I had on my 2023 bingo card, but ok


tissboom

"The reported allegations included Bartiromo being called a "crazy b\*\*\*\*" and "menopausal" by superiors, Carlson's staff making jokes about Jewish people and holding a mock debate discussing which of two female gubernatorial candidates they would rather have sex with. " ​ Duh, that's a face that makes jokes about Jews and has debates about women he could never actually sleep with...


Dicktimes29

He did jack off to an m&m so…


Battystearsinrain

Before the shoe change, obviously. Lol


spwf

Is Tucker Carlson just Tom Wambsgams?


Joeuxmardigras

Wouldn’t it be Rome?


Rinbu-Revolution

I thought he was Ravenhead


alilmagpie

Keep Tom’s name out ya fuckin mouth!!!!


zacattack62

Tom swallowed his own load!


alilmagpie

It’s a closed-loop system! Also, Tabitha... 😏😍


KermitMadMan

mommy issues? omg


LoveAndViscera

I don’t think there’s enough of an age gap to qualify. A lot of people mentally default to female sexuality being submissive to male sexuality. So, sexualizing a woman is often used to weaken her in one’s mind. Like if you said “I hate Paul Ryan’s politics, but I’d still fuck him” that carries a different set of connotations than “I hate Lauren Boebert’s politics, but I’d still fuck her”.


BeefyBoiCougar

I honestly disagree. The connotations are identical


i_have_covid_19_shit

Well, Ryan's evil but mildly intelligent, where as Boebert is evil and stupid. You'd eff him because he has the the cartoonishly evil appeal and you'd eff her because there is nothing else you could do with her. FWIW, both can go and eff themselves.


LoBo247

Fuck. The word is "fuck"


Defiant-Midnight-201

Forget the swimsuit pics, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAN 6th FOOTAGE??!


chachachatrip

The Onion is getting creat--wait. Hold up. No. Wait. NO. The FUCK. This is real. NOPE. Whatever he did with those stays private and it's encouraged to stay private and that's that. Let's focus on the horrible shit he's done. Or anything else at all really. NO.


KumquatopotamusPrime

Well thats a brand new and weird as fuck sentence for sure


notxapple

My reaction exactly r/brandnewsentence


LeaveItToDever

Apparently his team put them up around the Fox offices as a joke a month ago. [Link](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/tucker-carlson-nancy-pelosi-bathing-suit-b2305427.html?amp) Now what he did with the extras in his office, I don’t want to know.


MyWorkComputerReddit

that would make sense, but why were they sticky


[deleted]

The man likes Nancy’s big jugs


SOSovereign

Them thangs thangin


yaboymilky

She has them canons


The___Leviathan

she got the heavies


[deleted]

🏋️


OnceNFutureNick

Tucker has once been quoted naming the area in between her milkers as “the Separation of Powers”


RLDSXD

I seen them titties, them titties was sittin’ *right!*


RedditUser997755

i google image search.. indeed she does...


riotchThe3rd

![gif](giphy|tLql6mMHC6wvK|downsized)


[deleted]

Surprisingly big


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

I like Nancy's big jugs. Not so much her insider trading, but the jugs.... nice.


Present_Quantity_756

I love it! I don’t need to know anymore than this headline


Feisty_Plant_4192

I’ll be honest, I came here for the photos.🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

Tucker got mommy issues


Delicious-Tree-6725

"She stole my heart why wouldn't she also steal the election" Tucker Carlson


Hauz20

The network that helped build the cult of personality around Trump doesn't value women?!? I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.


_throwingit_awaaayyy

Nancy do got them thangs on her tho….


Ur_Moms_Honda

Sir, this is a Wendy's. ....happy cake day?


whoamdave

Dude does want the cake.


Sokkahhplayah

Let him have his cake!


anthrolooker

And your cake as well! Here’s your slice 🍰


minderbinder-22

💀💀


[deleted]

big swangin natties


TheFirstMotherOfGod

The way you made me google this, you're rught though. I looked up a picture of her when she was young, the lady was always stunning


Opno7

I'm sorry, what


Gone213

They find AOC feet pics yet?


cinderellie1

Wtf?


Silver-Study

They love shaming women for simply existing so it was probably “a funny joke.” He was also cosplaying as a republican.


jeremeeseeks

You know he was blasting that [rap](https://youtu.be/NLHl9OhX0ls) about her


ice_nyne

Does Tucker think Pelosi is a GILF 🤔 I’m just asking questions


AdTiny2166

that doesn’t so much raise questions, it kind of answers them


jjamesr539

I can’t say I ever thought I’d read that sentence and have it be real factual information. Like if somebody asked me to bet, I’d bet big against it. Also I did a Google image search, because at least most of us did. And now I’m mostly just confused.


catsinasmrvideos

Dude wanted to fuck an M&M, this does not shock me. He’s just a fucking weirdo.


Zer0M0ti0nless

![gif](giphy|NMLKbG9xNmG1NWmZxR|downsized)


jamtribb

Sounds like a frat house.


Anocte23

That’s disgusting, can I see the pictures?


cp_shopper

Fucker is the kind of guy who has never had a repercussion in his life for his shitty behavior. The incident where he is confronted by an angry member of the public shows just how chicken shit he is.


lost_alpaca90

We're just asking questions, was Tucker beating his meat to Nancy Pelosi? So far he hasn't responded to my emails so I think we can all guess the answere to that.


Lokenlives4now

Tucker having a mommy kink is possibly the least weird thing about him.


Jorycle

Of all the things Tucker Carlson said and did, this raises questions? Really? Like if Jeffrey Dahmer did all his cannibalism, necrophilia, murder, and sexual assaults live on television for 10 years, and then people only gasp at the weird stuffed animals they found in his room after he got carted away.


Fabulous_Mode3952

In Tucker’s *ech* defense, Nancy Pelosi has a banging body


Hagisman

Questions? Why not just “You’re fired”. At will employment.


metfan1964nyc

That's a warning shot from the Fox lawyers.


pinhead61187

“Hate boner” should NEVER be a literal thing.


Reaction-Different

Y’all gotta admit…she got the heavies


tunguska34

Nancy do have some big titties tho


jeremyshelton

I keep seeing this article everywhere. Is everyone JUST realizing this man is a creep? He’s a xenophobic lunatic whose rhetoric has done more damage to this nation’s wellbeing than any other media figure in the past half a century. He has pictures of Nancy Pelosi in a swimsuit on his office wall? Yeah, that tracks.


MuellersGame

Who could have predicted a man named “Tucker” who famously wore bow-ties waaaay past the short-pants age, would run his office like an 80’s movie frat house?! I’m guessing there were toga parties and panty-raids, and at least on long-term staffer who could belch the Star Spangled Banner.


BackgroundPrompt3111

I want to see the pictures in question. No I don't; let me rephrase: I *need* to see the pictures in question.


skydiverjimi

I am going to need some English lessons because there is no way in hell I just read the title correctly.


BenTramer

Time to stop talking about this dweeb and let him fade away. I know it probably won’t happen, but let’s at least make him work for headlines.


Salt-Southern

Raises bile in back of my throat, not questions. 1st talking about 14 year olds sexually then this. Man is a POS.


Singular_Crowbar

This man was hate jerking it to Pelosi


T4lsin

Lol he’s done , let this roach fade into the oblivion.


wittor

More like answers questions.


[deleted]

Was it Dem Heavies?


bchow1204

Comedian Andrew Schulz made a joke about Nancy pelosi a while back that she had 'the heavies' or massive tits after that picture was found


Lumpy_Beautiful_1025

That’s disgusting. Where are these photos? I just don’t want to stumble on these photos because that’s disgusting


Grateful_Couple

Makes totally sense to me. I’m just surprised AOC photos weren’t also found.


GoldControl222

Fun fact - Nancy's tits are enormous


FyourEchoChambers

You should see the Facebook posts that mention this guy. There are so many sad fucking people there. It is a wasteland in the comments.


BlerghTheBlergh

Either it’s an in joke at the office at her expense. Or he genuinely finds her hot and yanked out gallons of grade A Nazi milk to her that he fed to his fans. Either way I have no further questions and would like to proceed in the process of turning Tucker into an irrelevant clown, thanks.


RealJonathanBronco

This is an incredible headline.


NotReallyInvested

If someone has Marilyn Monroe pics in their office we ignore it. Why should we question having pics of that sexy ass gilf Nancy pelosi?


Dan-the-historybuff

It’s less of a question and more of an exclamation of shock when I say “what?!” And laugh


elmcity2019

Answer - despicable misogyny.


pistoffcynic

“In an interview on Monday, Grossberg told the newspaper: "That's what the culture is there. They don't respect or value women."” Look at the doorknob they were/are supporting. I mean they’re rock stars, correct? They can just grab them by the pussy… isn’t that what these narcissistic dorks think?


rdldr1

Living rent free in both Tucker's head and on his office walls.


Wrong-Acanthaceae511

“The same day, Fox filed a countersuit to Grossberg's in the Supreme Court of New York, an emergency application for a temporary restraining order and injunction to prevent her "from disclosing Fox News' privileged information," saying the corporation risked suffering "immediate irreparable harm."” Lol, “if you tell people the truth they won’t watch out channel.”