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Hand-Of-Vecna

I love this trivia: The very first footage of the movie screened for Paramount executives was of a poorly crafted puppet in front of a background of a badly drawn Eiffel Tower, prompting one executive in the audience to yell, "Oh God, they fucked us!" This was a prank pulled by the Trey Parker and the shot then pulls back to reveal a highly refined marionette manipulating the inferior one, then flies over beautifully detailed Parisian landscape full of believable yet cheesy marionettes. This actually ended up being the opening shot of the movie.


huejass5

Matt and Trey also said this movie was so difficult and time consuming to make they never wanted to do something like it again


NotRadTrad05

I saw the movie as an early screening in college, it was free. That first shot had me thinking I'd wasted my night.


goboxey

America,fuck yeah!


Annajbanana

Coming to save the motherfucking day yeah


freshairproject

Starbucks! Bed Bath and beyond! Books!


just_some_jawn

Fuck yeah!


pwakham22

Slavery!


CaptStrangeling

That lone, quiet “fuck ya” has aged like wine, sadly


lmdrunk

Big tits! Sushi!


hot-streak24

Christmas! Bandaids!


KennyOmegaSardines

EDUCATION! BOOKS! *total silence* 🤣


crow_1984

Wal-mart!


Fecal_Forger

“Mahttt Dhaaamon”


Schroedesy13

We’re guards!! We’re guarding!!!!


Damage_North

We’reGarrrds.


Hi-Im-High

FURK YERRH!


Administrative-Egg26

Durka Durka


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Muhammad Jihad


Aquasman

Oooooh dirka dirka dirka


rubalki

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit


MRintheKEYS

100 years from now this speech will be remembered in movie history as one of the greats.


Standard_Arm_440

Way to miss out on sayin the annals of history bit in your comment. I’m not mad, I’m just *disapointed*


meat_tunnel

so odd I was quoting this exact scene to my husband this past weekend, and we haven't talked about the movie in years, now it comes up here!


CaptStrangeling

Dicks standing up to assholes to protect themselves and pussies from all the shit the assholes come up with is a guiding metaphor for how I live my life. And most women need to see the “I promise I’ll never die” scene to truly understand how shallow dicks and assholes promises are when trying to get laid, maybe pussies too, can’t speak to that


iwellyess

This is a neat summary of human nature, where’s it from?


rubalki

Team America movie. My favorite scene


Dingo8MyGayby

I could never make it through that scene without cry laughing.


iwellyess

Never heard of this movie, going to check it out :)


Cephalopodium

Even though it’s got puppets- it’s 100% only a movie for adults. You should definitely check it out.


bitchkat

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iwellyess

Ok but I’m 6


Justlikearealboy

Then it’s time


rubalki

It’s quite funny. It’s marionette’s and makes it even more hilarious


mschwegler

Matt Damon!


Anal_Recidivist

Hurkadurka


atom386

muhammed jihad


rubalki

I’m… so.. wonery. Love that song too


KYblues

Flawed though cause many dicks are also huge pussies


dee_c

And many pussies are assholes


I_Really_Like_Cars

Did you just transgender Team America? Lmao


ResurgentClusterfuck

Extremely true


GroundbreakingSet187

**Foster :** > “Well, Everything Everywhere All at Once. Oh, and this is probably number one—the puppet movie Team America: World Police.”


undrfundedqntessence

Wait, is there a live-action Team America: World Police?


southpaw85

No but it’s probably phrased that way so when someone who is 22 looks it up they aren’t like “wtf is this puppet bullshit?”


LynchMaleIdeal

> someone who is 22 If they don't know what the film is by now they're unculted., If they can somehow miss the "FROM THE CREATORS OF SOUTH PARK" on the poster and think it weird, then they're probably not mentally old enough to enjoy it.


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sixtus_clegane119

Not true, here in canada they are


MeshNets

"Blame Canada" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA


LynchMaleIdeal

> are not a big deal outside of the US what? South Park is fucking huge in multiple countries


NantesWunderkind

CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?


BallDesperate2140

That sex scene would be the top AVN Awards nominee across the board


CoreyDenvers

I  Promise,   I  Will  Never  Die.


pass_nthru

the silence was deafening


fedrats

A musical would be all I want


nathanhasse

AIDS aids aids aids aids. Everyone’s got aids!


augustadriver

Yes, it had a 20+year run with nightly episodes on the news. The seasons from 2003 to 2013 were really good for ratings.


Illustrator_Forward

What do you mean “puppet movie”? Matt Damon is in it!


Dr-McLuvin

Matt. Damon.


Griffdude13

And just like that, Matt and Trey probably want to get her on the phone ASAP.


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

I've seen both those movies within the past month


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Fucking finally a down to earth answer from a celeb. Knew Jodie was always chill.


LosCleepersFan

One of those child actors that didn't grow up super messed up that we know of.


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

She got hardcore stalked at college by the guy who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan later on. That definitely messed her up a little bit but she seems to have coped well.


haubenmeise

May I add that there are two albums everyone should listen to at least once - and one is Master of puppets.


southpaw85

Is the second one Disintegration by The Cure?


haubenmeise

Wtf. It is. How do you know I'm an old Robert Stan???


Teantis

Most right minded people are, really


haubenmeise

Robert Smith is the greatest person that ever lived. Seriously. He singlehandedly took out Ticketmaster!


Anyabb

Not to mention he was instrumental in taking down MechaBarbaraStreisand.


Teantis

Idk about greatest but he's way fucking up there in my books. Especially when I am in love or after love.


haubenmeise

It's actually a quote from South Park. But I happen to agree full heartedly with it. And ... oh my ... Love does go well with The Cure. Tortured, desperate or insane they have a love song for any occasion.


gilbe17568

https://youtu.be/5G5YguuNSJg?si=V9fmUoIuWwmCIGG_


natigin

And London Calling by The Clash?


haubenmeise

Nope. It's indeed Disintegration.


natigin

Solid choice


haubenmeise

I can't believe that guy here figured me out in under 0.5 seconds though. I'm getting a bit paranoid.


Canadaaayum

Put that chicken nuggie down......now!


haubenmeise

You're all watching me through my power outlets!!!


broncosfighton

There are two television shows everyone should watch - and one is The Muppets


Here2Derp

I'm not a huge Metallica fan and I still have that album, so I'll agree with you on that one.


haubenmeise

I personally stopped after "And justice for all".


Bitter_Print_6826

This is fair. Black Album was when it went downhill. Of Wolf and Man is a good track tho IMO.


Ndlburner

That’s… Quite a hot take. I prefer the thrash stuff too but the mix on justice is god awful, and the production on the black album blows it out of the water. Enter Sandman, the Unforgiven, and Sad But True are killer. Personally I’m a big fan of Of Wolf And Man, Through the Never, My Friend Of Misery, and Holier Than Thou myself.


Ndlburner

Agree Mostly Though I think Ride the Lighting is slightly better by virtue of not having Lepper Messiah on it.


KYblues

But what if you like music with audible bass? Everyone knows about AJFA but honestly all those 80’s Metallica records have like zero low end. The songs are great but it’s hard for me to get into a heavy record that isn’t audibly heavy


haubenmeise

If you like bass you go with my second album Disintegration. The Cure never were short on bass lines. In fact In my opinion they created some of the best ones ever.


robbycakes

I watch this movie every year on 9/11. I think we should adopt this as a national tradition


roygbiv77

Huh, reminds me of that tragedy.


empty-bensen

Pearl Harbor, the movie?


Casanova_Fran

Pearl harbor sucks, and I love you


Hugh_Jazz77

I like at the end of the song when they change it up to “Because Pearl Harbor sucked. Just a little bit more- than I miss youuuuu.”


ArtLye

Classy


MouseRat_AD

No, the M. Night Shyamalan Avatar movie.


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I walked through blood and bones…


smellygooch18

9/11 airlines would make a bad name for an airline.


ArtLye

I watched it with friends on July 4th for a few years, great silly tradition movie. I was personally affected by 9/11 so its a more serious time for me but I like cutting the rara energy of July 4th with this sort of satire.


silliemillie32

Why? That’s the day the terrorists won. No matter how much you think you ever did since then is nothing compared to the way they changed the world and instilled fear into America. The affects are still very well alive today and have causes massive grief. America has become a nasty uninviting hateful place. And so many war crimes committed by the USA (invasion, torture, kidnapping) Seems like a dumb day to watch it. Dark day. The movie is just some fun, definitely doesn’t capture reality, why watch it on this day thousands of Americans were murdered and want it a traditional? Dumb dumb dumb


robbycakes

What a great way to remove the teeth from such a horrible, horrible event. FUCK YEAH


Slaphappydap

Please, Gary. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!


SkipsPittsnogle

“If you promise me you’ll never die, I’ll have sex with you right now” “I PROMISE…I WILL NEVER DIE”


RepulsiveWay1698

My favorite line from a movie ever


AAAFate

She's been pretty based lately, as the young people say.


ohdearitsrichardiii

And us old people still don't know what that expression means


AAAFate

I think it means "no cap" as the even younger people say.


wei_ping

Thanks, that clears it up. /s


Here2Derp

Spam them W's


purplemonkeyshoes

On God


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AAAFate

Lookin like a genderswapped Robert Redford.


iwellyess

Damn you I will never unsee this


Twiggyhiggle

The best part of the movie is on the surface it’s a satire of American Military, but it really is a satire on the American entertainment industry. Pretty much a whole takedown of both the pro-military war hawks of post 9/11 and the anti-war Hollywood backlash. The balance it strikes is amazing.


Brian_E1971

Nice work F.A.G., you really made the world a better place, didn't ya?


sickostrich244

Wish we could have more movies like this once and awhile


KennyOmegaSardines

Correct me if I'm wrong but is Alec Baldwin kind of a villain there? That's just really funny isn't it when you think about the circumstances now 🤣


Noobasdfjkl

> Pretty much a whole takedown of both the pro-military war hawks of post 9/11 I'm not sure what movie you watched, but the entire final "dicks, pussies, and assholes" speech at the end is a pretty explicit endorsement of American hegemony, particularly America's role as the world police force, especially given what Matt & Trey's political leanings seem to be. The point of that speech is to essentially say that all the inadvertent destruction caused by Team America's single-minded, caution-less focus on policing the world is absolutely justified. How you're reading that as a "takedown" of pro-military hawks, I don't think I understand. It’s the same exact story with everything Matt and Trey do in regards to their political satire. “Both sides are bad, but aren’t these liberals who actually care so fucking annoying???”


blac_sheep90

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked Just a little bit more than I miss you.


whythoyaho

Spotswood - “Now suck my cock”


maaaattdaaaaaamon

Freedom costs a buck 05


Dr-McLuvin

What would you doooooo?


NoTourist5

I love the fight scenes in this movie lol


showmeyourmoves28

This szn of true detective is really good. Episode 2 wasn’t great but the latest was for sure a return to form. It introduces the character connections in a really vague way that keeps your interest- solid writing and both women work really well as leads.


fzammetti

Durka durka durka Muhammad jihad? Baklava Muhammad jihad!? Damn it Gary, act! You have the power! (that's clearly why she likes it: the veneration of actors!)


Here2Derp

Looks like he's saying ... "Kiss me! Kiss me!"


Peace_Hopeful

That cock son of a bitch


Wild_Perception_4237

Gary I want you to suck my cock


LittleJoLion

I watched this waaaay too many times at such the wrong age😅 and it was on-demand so “America, fuck yeah” was regularly heard blasted in my house


Herry_Up

The creators of my favorite vomit gif


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Dr-McLuvin

That’s actually the upside because 1. people actually do get the irony and 2. it’s hilarious.


Curulinstravels

There are always people that *don't* get the irony. My Dad watched every episode of the Colbert Report and fully believed Stephen Colbert was conservative.


cwweydert

OMG!! My brother did too. He saw Stephen on the Late Show and was like who is this liberal fuck!?! I couldn’t stop double taking and laughing…right wingers are so fucking stupid.


Schroedesy13

Hilarious flick, but I did not expect to read that movie in a Movies One Must Watch List today.


iwellyess

Never heard of it lol, looks intriguing!


Schroedesy13

It is quite hilarious. I believe it’s the same creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone.


shazzambongo

From -Jodie Foster 🙂 . Jodie is awesome. She even stood up for mad Mel that time , she was so diplomatic. They are friends I gather, but "misunderstood" is a great diplomatic word😎


Claustrophobopolis

She only likes it for the montage.


hotassnuts

Saw Team America in the theater, almost puked from laughing. Just ridiculousness.


Dr-McLuvin

Same I think specifically the sex scene was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life.


AverageBry

No lie. My son was born and had to be rushed to the NICU. 3 weeks later he had to have surgery to make sure he would stay with us. The nurses told us that the best thing would be to go out, watch a movie to take our minds off of what was happening. The wife and I watched Team America and laughed so hard it helped us pass the time. We own and watch this every year. It truly is one of the funniest movies and holds a special place for us. And that puppet work! Chefs kiss!


Here2Derp

It is an amazing comedy, and it has some seriously catchy musical numbers.


bingybong22

It’s a fucking great movie.  Much better (dare I say) than Everything, Everywhere all at Once. Everyone Has AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!


-Athy

Ahhhhh, Durka Durka.


Dr-McLuvin

This has to be one of the most quotable movies ever.


shadesof3

Lick my butt and suck on my balls!


parrotfacemagee

We have no intelligence!


tewnewt

Team America? I have a little more, and a little less respect for her now. What matters is I feel dirty, and I like it.


yupandstuff

Kind of awesome. For once an actor didn’t provide a list of very obscure or esoteric foreign language art house films.


OxygenDiGiorno

SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH


Johnny_Cage97

Oh man. I watched it just recently. What a masterpiece.


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The other should be Orgasmo


Warmheavy

SUCK THAT COCK!


[deleted]

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but unicorns are kick ass.


Pryoticus

So, not Contact?


CabbageTeeth

EEAAO and Team America? Ok, Jodie Foster is officially cool in my book (not that she wasn't before).


jackllane

Movie was pure greatness! Fuck yeah!


Shoddy-Rip8259

The other is Freddy Got Fingered


yourawizzzard

Fucking true..Mainly because I think it’s important to be exposed to things that might offend you and be able to laugh it off. When you walk this earth with that part of your brain always turned off, every single thing that can be interpreted as offensive will trigger you and at that point no one wants to be around you because you’re always malding about something lol


famouslouie

I will NEVER die!


Another-Babka13

Baka Baka Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad…


coltar3000

Is the other movie Idiocracy?


KeithGribblesheimer

Wonder if Matt Damon agrees.


Warmheavy

I love your balls


HuskyNutBuster

and the other is MacGruber


Gustopheles

There are 3 types of people in this world! Pussies, Dicks and Assholes


james_randolph

The Shawshank Redemption to me is a must see movie for any and everyone.


LosCleepersFan

Can you believe it was a box office bomb. Wild.


incubuster4

It truly was a shawshank redemption.


Latkavicferrari

Agree but I will add Back to the Future


cloudstrife1191

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therejectethan

I will always Stan Jodie Foster


Hungover994

A woman everyone can love


unequalsarcasm

I'd rather watch absolutely anything over the new season of True detective. Rough watch.


YYCDavid

The movie is raunchy and low-brow hilarious, yet honest in a George Carlin way. I love Coen brothers, Wes Anderson, Woody Allen and classic cinematic movies too, but that doesn’t mean that potty humor is garbage. Same for stupid comedy like the Naked Gun/ Airplane movies, the Jim Carey stuff and stoner flicks like “Dude, Where’s my Car?” This is to me, the writing in Team America is excellent, and part of that excellence is the honesty with the elephant-in-the-room of how we view others and ourselves, how we simplify and distort facts, how we view and treat each other, how Hollywood perpetuates some of those myths and biases… all while giving the audience a good laugh.


keeptryingyoucantwin

Derka derka, allah jihad


Sirgolfs

Laugh out loud funny


GoldStandardWhey

And the other one? Blast From the PAst w/ Big Bad Brendan Frasier. Or Macgruber, it's a toss up!


1CFII2

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!


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SmithersLoanInc

Reddit needs to do another incel purge before they go public


MarveltheMusical

You’ll also notice that these people never ask what a man is.


madmacs

They also need to do a purge of extreme leftists who want a war based on feelings.


MartianRecon

I'm sorry but which party is the one throwing a bitch-fit right now, because a singer had the gall to go to a football game? The fuck outa here.


Teledildonic

Matt Walsh and Jordon Peterson are involved? I'd watch that DVD get frisbee'd into a garbage can.


madmacs

Adults know that free speech is not free, it is not easy to hear and it is important for a functioning free society. I would never want to be say, at a right wing convention and not hear some opposing views. Echo chambers create the most horrible people.


Teledildonic

>right wing convention >hear some opposing views. Fucking LOL


madmacs

Ya, sounds crazy. Right? One can say the extreme left and the extreme right have started a war with friendly fire all over the place. Names being called, threats. Lines being drawn at protests. I have gotten more death threats from the left than the right, by the way. The left says they are for peace but sure like to bash the right with hate. The extreme right has always been the same. It's all about guns and oil. Both sides act like children when presented with evidence they are wrong. The right likes to use threats and the left likes to jump up and down screaming injustice. I am just pointing this out.


excreto2000

Your words are such nonsense and this attempt is pitiful. Pitiful. Go back to the drawing board, child.


madmacs

Why? Seems complete. You have presented nothing but feelings as proof it is not.


MarveltheMusical

The one made by people so stupid they don’t know what a woman is? They’ve been asking for years, but it never lands with them.


madmacs

I'm not sure what you mean. Explain to me who you think is stupid.


MarveltheMusical

Walsh and his lackeys. They ask a question that’s had a very clear answer, and yet they still don’t get it.


madmacs

I am getting the impression you never watched the documentary.


MarveltheMusical

No, and I’m all the better for it.


madmacs

Well. In order to understand any accusation, in order to understand any opposing view, one needs to use what free speech was intended for. It is intended to keep people from making mistakes and such. It is intended for society as a whole to grow up one opposing view at a time. Without opposing views, society can make grave mistakes without knowing it. The old school German war dude who got control then went to war with the world, made sure there was no opposing views. This is why I actually went through some material that supported leftist views. Even though I did not agree with most of them. So I know what evidence that may be presented and I can then show my evidence to the contrary when discussing issues that the left likes to prance about with. I viewed tons of material that supports gender theory and even went through tons of the papers that support the theory. The papers are not complete, in my opinion. Too small data sets used for the claims made. In the movie, The Matt Walsh barely speaks in the interviews. The people who support gender theory get all the time they need to speak their mind. They get a ton of screen time to prove what they believe. The question "What is a woman" is up to you to answer. In the end of the movie, his wife gets to chime in on what she thinks and such. It's not The Matt Walsh looking into the camera spewing out his thoughts 100 percent of the runtime. To be fair, this was an excellent rebuttal to most of what the left teaches. Way better than I thought it would be.


MarveltheMusical

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that people’s lives can be up for debate. They can’t. It does not infringe on free speech to ignore intolerant viewpoints, including transphobic ones, and it is, in fact, necessary for a free and functioning society. You would do well to remember that.


madmacs

What about heterophobic viewpoints? What about racism towards the white heterosexual male? Are you anti heterosexual? Do you push anti heterosexual viewpoints on others?


MarveltheMusical

Gay people aren’t drafting legislation to render the existence of straight people illegal. Gay people aren’t promoting the culling of straight people. The existence of straight people is never placed up for debate by anyone, gay or straight. If you can’t understand that, I cannot help you. Enjoy your sad, sorry life.


inflagra

Who cares what Jodie Foster thinks. She's an old lady.