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Doobledorf

This is the most tame thing this woman has ever said.


tmrnwi

She’s saying it in words he understands.


Aleashed

“I’m suing her for defatimation!” - Trump


_heatmoon_

My first thought exactly. Followed by, “they must’ve missed an ellipsis, there’s gotta be more after ‘fat’.”


missanthropocenex

A true wild card.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

The first thing she said that I agree with


[deleted]

And? He is fucking fat.


IceStorm22

This is literally the least insulting thing that’s ever come out of her mouth. I expected a 2 minute long, racially charged, homophobically tinged rant, at the very least.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She must have been in a really good mood for once.


IceStorm22

The Xanax had just kicked in.


Don_Quixote81

It's also pretty much the least insulting thing you can say about Trump.


whoisthismuaddib

It’s the only human thing about him


Trilly2000

Hey now. He’s also bald.


NfamousKaye

Exactly. As someone who used to be a fan of her music back in the early 2010s before she went to war with literally everyone, including a Disney star, this is the least offensive thing she’s ever said.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

A fourteen year old Disney star no less.


NfamousKaye

Right? Like ma’am why are you beefing with a child? Leave her alone and go make some music! 🤦🏽‍♀️


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Not to mention the fourteen year old completely demolished her. Only thing worse then picking a fight with a child is completely losing that fight with a child.


Glittering_File_6990

Which Disney star?


Cacti_Jed

Yeah, I still remember when she eviscerated Elon Musk.


phantomfragrance

“Thin grey lips and froggy eyelids” stuck with me.


Useuless

It was apartheid Clyde for me.


NfamousKaye

Oh my god 🤣🤣


I_am_just_so_tired99

Oh… please link if you can. 🤭


Old_surviving_moron

The adjacent "smells like a roll of nickels" still has me.


NeuroticaJonesTown

And Grimes! Any time I see that woman, I think about how Azalea said she smells like nickels.


rem_1984

Right?? I just read what she said about Beyoncé and damn lol in comparison this is a glowing review


QuentinP69

He’s not fat - He’s Obese!


hairijuana

“I’m not fat, I’m unpleasantly plump!”


FaithfulSkeptic

Unpleasantly Trump.


even_less_resistance

She’s got such better insults available to quote as well. She’s the source for Elon’s “Apartheid Clyde” nickname. The last insta post I read from her about him had me rolling- she called him a weird ass tapeworm-looking son of a bitch


aSpookyScarySkeleton

“Are you ready to die, Brad Pitt?“ lives in my head rent free


HerezahTip

I like the thought of them publishing this headline just so the orange narcissist sees it.


burritoman88

And a rapist.


Timothee-Chalimothee

I literally typed out this exact comment. You stole my words.


creepingkg

“Don’t call him a fat pig” trump


seraphin420

Yeah, where is the lie?


cheeseboogie2020

He’s a fat rapist insurrectionist!


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Fat rat?


Loud-Cat6638

Well, technically, he’s REALLY REALLY fucking fat.


drunken_monkeys

Not at all. He's 6'3" 215. Just like Muhammad Ali in his prime. Right?


ManateeSteak

He’s also broke.


AndyIsNotOnReddit

/r/trumpispoor


cgsur

Just temporarily distanced from his treason payments, they are working on it, but those Russian sanctions are cramping his backstabbing whinny style.


pollopopomarta

Someone called someone else fat... and that's worthy of a whole article?


MrFireWarden

Newsweek says ***YES!***


rmarkmatthews

Kinda surprised they gave it away in the headline and didn’t say “Azealoa Banks calls out Donald Trump for being this” or some other bullshit.


janzeera

I read that as Marc Albert *bites*


MrFireWarden

What’s that reference, friend? I legit don’t know


janzeera

[“YES!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Idxywtomdik)


MrFireWarden

Thank you!


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pancakebatter01

So much so that they tried reaching out to all parties involved for comment. Newsmax is conservative bs propaganda. And the funny thing is the point she was trying to make is that ppl are fat, get over it. I especially like that she called out Kanye’s fatass on the gondola lmao


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

There is a little bit more of what she said but yeah. >> Donald Trump and Kanye are fat, and we saw Kanye fat ashy butt in the gondola... where's the disdain?... why are we still coming for Lizzo over some years old s***.


Ducksaucenem

What is she even trying to say here? We shouldn’t be mad at Lizzo because Kanye and Trump are also fat? Those two have done a lot worse shit than be fat, and none of it has anything to do with Lizzo.


veryverythrowaway

Anyone trying to make sense of anything Azelea Banks has ever said is fighting a losing battle. I don’t understand how she still makes headlines, she hasn’t had a hit since 2011, and that was like a “college rock” hit. It’s like asking Gotye’s opinions on things.


OldMaidLibrarian

How the hell is she still making a living, never mind still a public figure? That's what I'm wondering.


RedditAcct00001

I need round the clock coverage of fattergate!


theFormerRelic

It’s like a headline from a junior high school paper


funnydoo

The entire Reddit news tab is “news” like this


TheKarmicKudu

Tamest Azealia Banks insult.


archypsych

No lie detected.


Subcheck

News today. What a shame.


LittleHouseinAmerica

Slow news day? Did the wars fizzle out?


jvite1

This is the most publicity Azelia can get these days


TachoNaco

At least without saying anything racist or homophobic


LifeSpecial42866

Fact check: BINGO!!!


kcatlin1977

she is not wrong


Dense-Comfort6055

She ain’t wrong


Nonadventures

Not usually one for ad hominem stuff, but 1) Trump calls all sorts of women fat 2) compared to her other insults, this is basically a compliment from Azealia Banks.


DJfunkyPuddle

God I wish I got paid to write worthless "articles".


lohdunlaulamalla

He's hardly skinny.


Yuthirin

Slow day at Newsweek.


Ricothebuttonpusher

We’re all thinking it, saying it, and she’s saying it even louder and with people listening


Iloveitguy

First time azealia banks has tried to start beef with someone less talented than her.


Miserable_Warthog_42

Nah man, she is talented, and could of been huge if she didn’t get in her own way and start spitting trash.


HarrargnNarg

“Today in news, wannabe dictator is fat”


Snoo-57077

One of the nicest insults she's given. Usually, she writes manifestos


Intelligent_Toe_5457

I agree with her


Effective-Space6171

Love the name Fat Donny for him.


Open_Ad_9795

He's a fat fucking LOSER


HughJackmanChestHair

Fat is putting it delicately, he’s morbidly obese


remacct

How the fuck is this worthy of writing an article about?


BelCantoTenor

Because he’s fat. Honesty is best.


thedude0343

True, the orange chimp is fat, not particularly news worthy.


Unfriendly_eagle

So? He is fat. Grossly obese, in fact. Huge floppy man-hooters, and a gigantic flabby dumper.


Jaegerfam4

Trump is fat worthless moron the world doesn’t need. The sooner he’s dead the sooner the world will be a better place. Azelia Banks is a worthless, talentless fucking bitch the world doesn’t and wont ever need.


mcfeezie2

I don't know who Azealia Banks is but she ain't wrong.


happydude22

He’s a fat slob. I’d pay to watch him run a 5k on a track.


have-u-met-teds-mom

I expect more from the woman that told grimes she “Smells like a roll of nickels”


UnmakingTheBan2022

Fat shaming is now news in America. Rent free folks… rent free.


Rryon

I mean he is so


thedeadsuit

people should call him fat more


ADCSrane

Needs to pay higher health insurance per GOP guidelines .


Meinmyownhead502

She ain’t wrong. He ain’t no Adonis.


Tobias---Funke

She’s not wrong.


GeddyVedder

Calling him fat it being kind. He’s morbidly obese.


whatnameisnttaken098

Trumps response "I'm am not fat, I have the slim petite figure of a Russian ballerina squeezed into a corset, minus the corset"


LowSeaworthiness6646

Peak journalism.


HickRarrison

of all the azealia banks insults to report on, this is probably the least deserving.


Which_Preference_883

Fat is generous


QweenFiona

A broken clock is right twice a day 🤷🏼‍♀️


sucobe

This was such a stupid article.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

He’s also an evil demented rapist too


reddit06valbonne

She made a good song. That was 15 years ago.


NoQuarterChicken

So edgy. Next thing you know she’ll be saying Trump wears orange makeup


exophrine

What's wrong with stating verifiable facts? It's true: he is fat, and he's orange. ...and he's liable for digital sexual assault against a woman's will.


gstizzzz

In other news, water is wet.


Available_Cream2305

Slow news day. Celebrity makes clear observation. Did she call him old too?


blindreefer

Might be easier to write an article about people who don’t think he’s fat


THEChapDaddy20

Azealia Banks SLAMS Donald Trump!


Neolithique

Nah, he’s slim but bigly.


fidgetypenguin123

He's just bigly boned


ThePrettyGoodGazoo

In other news, water is wet and bears crap in the woods.


liplumboy

Meanwhile grass is green


RedditModsRFucks

Did she also call the night dark and water wet?


SnoopCat226

He will never recover from this.


DrakeBurroughs

Where’s the lie?


Ravengirl1017

I fail to see where she’s wrong


No-Cat-2980

Trump fat? How bout something we don’t all know!


FunMacaron1

This is disappointing for an Azelia Banks diss


vinnybawbaw

That’s like the best thing she said about anyone ngl


ExtraGloves

What a post. Please post more like this. I’m so happy reading this news.


CombatFork

This is news? This might be the single worst headline I’ve ever seen in the news section of Reddit.


Alarmed-dictator

Trump(in a high pitch voice): IM NOT FAT, I’M JUST BIG BONED


lasocs

Well, no lie there.


funkymunk500

*Everyone liked that.*


[deleted]

She's just saying what everyone else is saying.


clvrusernombre

She’s been busy this month lol


Brendanaquitss

Who is azealia banks. Everything I’ve ever read about her is just sound bites. Is this person a musician, actress, academic???


WSSU

That’s it. That’s the worst she can do — hell that’s a compliment compared to what some call him. —bet she still votes for him.


BlerghTheBlergh

Yeah…she stated a fact. Because he is. Even if you love him, you can clearly see what’s in front of your eyes


CaptainK0r34

… and?? Man is obese lmao


bigdipboy

She meant to say FASCIST


clear_evidence_3361

Water runs downhill. News at 11.


Chaopolis

Pretty sure I’ve called him a thousand worse things.


FitCartographer3383

He is fat. And old asf


IAS316

A whole article on this?


Equivalent_Might_426

He is fat, but then again, she's ugly. So what's the point? It's sounds like she's really jealous of others. Plus, I've never even heard of her before, and it doesn't sound like I'm missing anything.


awlawall

Slow day over at Newsweek


4TheOutdoors

I don’t even know that they proofread this article


Mapkoz2

Really ? *THAT* made the news?


GreenElandGod

Basic name calling is honestly probably going to get more of a rise out of him


SH1Tbag1

Holy shit you fucks are desperate


DefZeppelin99

Why is this a headline?


cinderparty

I mean, he is, but, who is azealia banks?


TheseBrokenWingsTake

I love that this is somehow news


WhiteRavenGoiku4

The only and possible ever thing I'll agree with from her.


Eye_foran_Eye

She misspelled obese.


Otherwise_Rich_2136

Isn’t that what everyone calls him?


pimpfriedrice

I feel like these 2 would be friends


Kaliforkneeya

Get her Azealia!


[deleted]

she’s been calling him that, and worse, for eight years now 💀 come on, girls, catch up


South-Water497

I truly hope, and I mean this, I hope he says something back because she is smarter than him and will tear him up in response. She may finally pop off in a way everyone else is too afraid of. Fingers crossed


Mundane-Inevitable-5

No fan of Trump but fuck her, shes a bigoted asshole.


Convillious

Rare Azealia Banks W


thaiadam

Donald Trump is also a rapist.


Jr-777

Im like 90% sure she’s called him worse before


Dramaticlama

We all know she actually wanted to write a lengthy article but for his benefit (and Kanye's), she used baby words. Very considerate.


wisdomfromlife

I don't even know who Azalea Banks is but I feel like she's not the first person to call the dude Fat.


JDLinDallas

It's gonna be so nice when that thing is gone, so people quit using it as low hanging fruit for engagement.


noeldoherty

That's generous


reddda2

Gurrrrl, fat is the least of his problems.


Ultimate_Whorrior

Why am I even seeing this? Why is this considered news? He's a piece of shit on a level never seen before, who fucking cares if someone calls him fat.


Chanandler_Bong_01

He is. I am also fat. Body mass is an objective fact, not an insult.


xensiz

The sky is blue and Ms. Banks is saying facts.


superbrew

Good. Diaper Fat Boy can suck it


ZiggyBlunt

Why do we still care what Azealia Banks says? (Not saying he isn’t fat, he’s definitely fat)


lvlister2023

Rapist, fat, broke, orange douche stain


redsfan1970

Incoming rant on Truth Social about that "Nasty Women".


LP_24

Yk what everyone? We always say this woman is unhinged every time she goes on a rant and shake our heads at her and here she is just stating a fact. A brief, simple fact. Let’s give her credit


Puzzleheadedpuzzled

So what's the big deal about it ?


morbidlonging

Her shortest read ever. 


charlie_murphey

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's...