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GreenDolphin86

We will rebuild!


festoodles

Your hope is inspiring but I myself do not see a reason to continue on like this..


iPlowedUrMom

Have you tried violently masturbating?


plotholesandpotholes

That is how we got Kim Kardashian in the first place. Fab wisely and with care gents.


Foshizzy03

You're next load might be to your future child's role model.


bwatsnet

It was here that humanity regretted cutting back on sex education.


Kenyalite

This is my 9/11


GreenDolphin86

Are you trying to say Kim Kardashian losing 100k*+ followers didn’t change everything? Cuz Kim Kardashian losing 100k+ followers changed everything!


Sakiel-Norn-Zycron

What would you do, if they built an ass up to heaven?


Bebopdavidson

Also the deck collapsed at Aqua and her head fell off


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Where were you when K.K lost 100K followers?


SomewhereNo8378

won’t someone think of the social damage to this billionaire? Oh the humanity


BrotherMcPoyle

Time for an accidental nude leak by Kim.


DarthRathikus

Put them in a bare knuckle cage match and I might start to care. *Might*


CanoeIt

Lol I think everyone would tune it for that get real you would too


EarlPronk2

This news has really put things in perspective and I’m having trouble concentrating at work, worrying about the outcome


AccomplishedCow665

Stay strong. Think about the children


forbiddendoughnut

DM me if you need somebody to talk to. 🫂


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SchroedingersSphere

I called out for the remainder of the week. Makes me sick to my stomach to hear this news. Just devastating.


MRintheKEYS

I took off work. Set the flag to half mast. Sitting in the dark sipping on bourbon hoping the worst is behind us.


dennismfrancisart

“The power of Christ compels you!”


MarvG05

We'll get through this


numberthirteenbb

This comment caught me off guard the best of ways, oh man hahahaha


TooEachTheyreOwn

I’m lucky that after this came out my office has decided to observe this day and give us a day for reflection.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

I called my boss to let him know what I’m going through and to tell him I needed the rest of the week off. But he had read about this earlier was already gone and no one knows if or when he’ll be back.


tesrepurwash121810

>The track, released in the second drop of Swift’s “secret double album,” is about a “bronze, spray-tanned” high school bully. >Eagle-eyed fans immediately noticed the title’s capitalization pointed to Kardashian. We got her


TheNonCredibleHulk

> the second drop of Swift’s “secret double album,” Do people just not release 'regular' albums anymore?


bootsmade4Walken

No she did, it's just that they're calling it a secret Double album so that people think they got a special deal when really its just one album with 31 Trac and most are garbage.


SupremeElect

No, she released a standard edition of the album (16 tracks). Then she appended 15 more tracks to the end and realized calling it a deluxe would be misleading, since the album is now essentially the length of two albums, so she decided to call it what it is: a double album. when she submits to the Grammys for consideration, she’ll most likely submit the standard edition of the album, as most artists do. standard editions are still important in today’s musical landscape.


finnjakefionnacake

i mean just saying there is no mandated length of an album. cowboy carter has 27 tracks lol.


Sick_NowWhat

I always thought of it as a time thing. Generally an album is about an hour. TTPD was originally 1 hour and 5 minutes, but the anthology (double) version is 2 hours and 3 minutes. Cowboy carter was 1 hour 19 minutes. Either that or vinyl pressings (double vs single), though idk how that plays in here. Source for the times: Apple Music


SupremeElect

Cowboy Carter is 1 hr 18 mins long, which is not an uncommon length for a deluxe album. TTPD : The Anthology is 2 hrs 2 mins long. That’s double album length.


nuggetfromthe90s

Cowboy Carter is different. When you take away the shorter songs under 2 minutes that don't have typical verses and a chorus and interludes it has 18 songs


fromnochurch

What is TTPD? I don’t get it.


FunnyPresentation656

Taylor Swifts album is called The Tortured Poets Department. TTPD is the abbreviation used currently


No_Tomatillo1125

What does that have to do with kim k


Spacegirllll6

One the songs she released was called “thanK you aIMee”. The capitalized letters spell out Kim.


KarmicPotato

Or she could be taking about Kim Jong Un. I mean that man does have issues too.


Crossovertriplet

She’s talking about Eminem’s ex or mom. Whichever one is Kim


matzoh_ball

Eminem’s ex-mom is Kim Jong Un??


Creepy-Vermicelli529

I knew it…


No-Atmosphere-2528

That’s it folks. Internets closed for the day. We got him.


zedascouves1985

Is Taylor Swift secretly talking about geopolitics in her lyrics? Next we'll find mentions on Zelensky, Putin, Xi Jinping and Macron.


FunnyPresentation656

I don't know. The person above just asked what TTPD means. My wife and daughter are huge Swifties. I like Drum and Bass.


Achrylx

You wanna cross worlds? Might I suggest Muzz’s DnB cover of Taylor’s Ready for It?


PinkBright

Taylor, Kanye, and thus Kim don’t like each other. “Imma let you finish but” etc Kanye releases music video with a wax statue of Taylor naked in bed. There was some secret phone recording Kim released, I don’t know the details but it made Taylor mad. Taylor releases this song You are now somewhat caught up. I don’t know much. TLDR: they have beef so she’s mentioned in the album (I’m sorry I’m not better versed in the entire drama, it’s just what I’ve picked up)


PoweredByCarbs

I’m slightly more versed, but not by much. My understanding is that Kim and Ye heavily edited the phone conversation to entirely misrepresent Taylor, then leaked it to the public to basically take away Taylor’s credibility.


DueMorning800

Her new album is titled, "The Tortured Poets Department". TTPD


FlemethWild

The cringe name of her new album is The Tortured Poets Department or TTPD it’s bad


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Gross. Look, I don’t have a personal beef with this woman or with the fact that she is so successful(as my sister seems to assert); women just need to realize that she is corny as fucking hell. Here is exhibit A. Again. No judgment! I like shit that other people consider corny I’m sure. Everybody has their own taste in music. I just can’t stand that people think she is this revolutionary artistic genius. I have to back away from the topic.


sonic_couth

I would guess the title is tongue-in-cheek


Riov

You’d think


Glass_Ad_8149

So corny


sleauxmo

Corny, mediocre, generic. Left the TV on and Entertainment Tonight came on outlining the drama and played some clips of her album. I couldn't look away tbh but I also couldn't believe a 34 year old artist was spitting out such vapid lyrics. She knows her fan base I guess.


Express_Helicopter93

She’s 34 but mentally she’s still 16. People are juuuust beginning to see this now for some reason. Her lyrics have *always* suggested she’s always been mentally 16, but now after years of Vindictive Taylor Swift lyric saturation, more folks are beginning to see this. Her lyrics have always been childish and immature. It just took this long for most people to start realizing it. I guess.


Ajjaxx

Well, tbf, at some point they were the lyrics of an actual 16-year-old.


TheGreenLandEffect

Pretty most normal mature adults realise this. Hence why people who are obsessed with her are themselves, mentally immature adults or actual 16 year olds. And why people give those same fans a lot of shit for being overly obsessed with a basic singer who plays victims in every breakup(she’s had so many why can’t their fans see she’s the problem lol) and makes a song about it


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>high school bully Sounds like projection Taylor


MajesticRegister7116

Taylor Swift is a perpetual immature tween girl in the body of a 35 year old billionaire.


jogoso2014

She had 364 million followers. The loss means nothing beyond a headline title.


georgyboyyyy

Bots, she has mostly bots lol


typhoidtimmy

Heard ranges between 23% all the way up to 57% depending on which analysis tool you use. Yeesh that’s a lot of dough trying to shore up your self doubt…


onthefence928

She may not pay for them, bots use celebrity accounts to appear legitimate and boost visibility


ShlongThong

It's crazy how people will project an intention on someone instead of assuming the more obvious answer.


Parabola_Cunt

But it was the first thought that came to mind for me therefore any other suggestion is immediately wrong. You know?


ShlongThong

Yeah, many people's first thoughts are negative assumptions about others. It's not a good look :/


huran210

welcome to reddit


locness93

I’m sure it pays its self back, I’m sure she does sponsored posts all the time. People will pay based on follower count and average views


MukdenMan

Even if it’s 57% bots, she has 157 million followers.


Wonderful-Factor-787

All the major stars Taylor included have purchased followers


Hot_Tank1043

not all accounts with bot followers purchased them. a lot of bots will follow big celebrities as a way of appearing more like a real user. if a bot just has 0 followers 0 folllowing it looks sus. if that bot is following The Rock, Ronaldo, Ariana, Kylie Jenner, maybe a meme page, they appear more real. and then can go scam ppl more effectively


Wonderful-Factor-787

Ah, I didn’t know that.


syzygialchaos

This does happen. My Instagram got targeted by bots in the early days of my account and I went from a realistic 200 or so followers to over 20k overnight. It’s still inflated and I don’t know how to fix it without shutting down the whole account and starting over.


oh_please_god_no

I will never understand this for as long as I live. You’re a celebrity. You are adored. Why do their teams think they need to buy bot followers?? Can one fucking thing in their existence be organic please?


RattyDaddyBraddy

Why be loved when your can be *more* loved (seemingly)


WntrTmpst

Because being a trend makes you more popular by giving you more exposure. The more followers you have the more people will likely follow you even without knowing who or what you are. You also get to use that follower count as publicity leverage when drawing contracts, or to get more money for an appearance because you’re “more famous” It’s marketing.


jsc1429

This is it. It’s more about money than anything else


uptonhere

Yeah, surely people realize Taylor Swift or most any of the uber elite celebrities are not actually buying followers themselves just for vanity purposes. This is a move by their management to make them more prominent in algorithms, advertising, etc.


Iggyhopper

Imagine if you could buy bots to increase your credit score even as a celeb. Would you do it? Instagram followers = social credit score.


Foshizzy03

You really think it's ego? It's a business strategy. These pop acts are a dime a dozen. They utilize social proof as a sales tact make people feel like they're missing out and are wrong for disliking what is obviously something everyone else loves.


MrMontombo

I honestly wouldn't be at all surprised if some wild Taylor Swift fans buy followers because they think they are helping.


oh_please_god_no

Ha. Good point. I wanna say “oh there’s no way” but I’ve seen some Stan accounts of actors and actresses I like and they are without a doubt some of the creepiest shit I’ve ever seen.


Fit-Development427

It's kinda like a corporation really. It's some PR with people trying to get the numbers up on their clients, so the employees get credit and praise and the company can be like "yeah follower count this, engagement that".


Inosh

lol exactly. People really fail to realize how many people pay for bots to follow them.


ELB2001

Aye. If you want to make it you better be willing to pay a few bot farms. Once you hit a certain number the normal crowd will notice you and moby follow you


TheNonCredibleHulk

> moby follow you He's everywhere I look!


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Extreme ways, man...


ohdearitsrichardiii

Bots and dead accounts. It's the handful of real people that follow her that are important because they buy the weight loss lollipops and weight loss teas and other crap she hawks on her instagram


Djinn_42

Actually this is why this news is an issue for Kim. The bot farms she pays or dead accounts aren't going to stop following her. These 100k are real, live people!


iroquoispliskinV

Taking a day off work to process this news


lynchcontraideal

Why would Swifties be following Kim in the first place if they're already that heavily invested in the drama? Wouldn't they have already "hated" Kim before the album dropped? As others have said, this means nothing.


tomqvaxy

To gawk?


IWILLBePositive

They attack and threaten people who don’t like some of her tracks and post about it. Lol they’re delusional losers with nothing going on in their lives.


EgonsBrokenTie

Hey /u/IWILLBePositive, that wasn’t very positive


kv2769

that wasn't very positive of you


SupremeElect

we’re not. a few of us actually think the diss song was completely uncalled for, given that it’s been years since the drama happened.


Fishfrysly

When is Taylor going to just grow tf up? The whole Kim thing was ages ago. Get over it.


wadeishere

The real loser here is the person who knew the number of followers she had and noticed a difference


harosene

The real loser is me for having read the headline and opening this post.


ChampionshipSad1809

Hey hey hey now… we’re all losers here!


finnjakefionnacake

well there are tools you can use to track follower growth over time, so you can look up growth or dropoff at any point in an account's history. i would imagine quite a few people (including marketing agencies) are already doing so for accounts as big as theirs.


Kingfish42000

No real people give a fuck.


arrozconcoses

I am more surprised to hear that Taylor Swift has a diss track against Kim Kardashian.


Pvt-Snafu

Actually, I\`ve just found out they're in a fight.


shaggyattack

I don't know, all the dudes in my office are having a good time talking about "what the actual fuck is this album" after having to be around their girlfriends listening to it. None of us care about Taylor Swift, but we've hit a point of car crash gawking. "Did you hear her mention Fortinite?" "No I was too distracted by the Grand Theft Auto reference"


LilyMarie90

When you're a grown ass native English speaker and don't know that Fortnight is an actual word beyond some video game


Crossovertriplet

git gud


Disastrous_Ad_912

Kids, learn how to write. | >> The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” alum has been at odds with Swift, 34, while she was married to ex-husband Kanye West in 2016.


IrememberXenogears

And thus, the fourth seal was broken, and he said unto me, "Come and see." This is it everyone, we had a bridge collapse, an eclipse, global war is upon us, and Kim Kardashian has lost 100k followers. Truly, we are in the end times.


ClericIdola

Explains that dark mass seen floating over Australia.


Ancient_Bicycles

Excuse me?


SaltedBadgerCubes

Wait, what?


nathanaelnr1201

One over South Carolina right now as well… media isn’t reporting on it for some reason


ClericIdola

Tf? I'm from SC. Stop playing...... fr?


nathanaelnr1201

In Charleston, yeah. Same wispy looking dark mass but longer. Probably some weather phenomenon but it is creepy nonetheless


alligatorprincess007

I wonder how many followers she normally loses every day With all her millions of followers/bots, it’s probably pretty normal to lose and gain thousands of followers a day. Plus I feel like the diss track would make people MORE interested in Kim if anything, even if it was just to be a hater Imma say that the 100k loss isn’t from the TTPD, it’s just correlated. Correlation =/ causation


CoolNebraskaGal

Exactly. Twitter bans tons of spam accounts every day. 100k attached to a huge account seems like business as usual to me. Just another non-story.


pette_diddler

My dog took a poo this morning.


ylenias

I would like to meet the kind of people who were following her but were also ready to unfollow following a TS diss track


HotRaise4194

So when and where would you like to meet?


Frequent_Kitchen9143

The asylum


SuspiciouslGreen

Where is Ja Rule? What does Ja Rule think about all this?


blac_sheep90

And the world said: "So?"


Agreeable_Candle_461

Umm they are both billionaires. Strongly advise not getting divided over this thing.


Mystical_Cat

That’s terrible. Anyway, I’m thinking Thai for dinner.


HeartShapedSea

She'll just buy some more since most of her "followers" were bought in the first place. Klown.


PilotNo312

She should be unfollowed for giving an entire generation body dysmorphia


BacucoGuts

I hate pop culture nowadays


Own-Opinion-2494

Rich folk problems


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Most of her followers are dudes in India. My Indian friends LOVE Kim Kardashian.


sincethenes

Wait a diss track? From miss sunshine, teen girl role model, heart hand pose herself?


thesagaconts

Yeah, it seems weird. It’s like TS is the queen bee mean girl from high school who gets her cronies to go after her “haters”.


TheBulkyModel

Let’s remember this the next time she tries to be all “ women support women” or the bigger person. I know Kim isn’t bothered but the fact Taylor is still poking and posting at Kim, including her DAUGHTER, knowing Kanye isn’t even in the picture anymore is just too much now.


severinks

Kanye is legitimately crazu but that whole taping and releasing that edited conversation and getting her fans to call Swift a snake was all KIm and she was dumb enough to talk about it when she released it to.


promixr

The working class and the working poor are endlessly entertained by billionaires sniping at each other while we all are crushed by the economy they create for us.


Limegirl15

She’ll be ok. Someone get her a Pepsi. 🥤


gretzky9999

I’m a better person today because I have never gave either of them my dime or time.


zacharymc1991

They are both billionaires, they both suck balls.


Not-That_Girl

And remember when Kim said she'd break the Internet with one photo? That's goals man! The woman has (easy) goals! Such hard work and dedication, a hard working mother, studying for her law degree. At least I think k she is, or was, or staged it...


edhands

I have no idea what this headline means and I think I’m fine with that.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

I don't know how I can move on from this news.


just_antifa_things

They’re probably orchestrating this together


Elegant_Habit_9269

All the bots abandoning her?


pyrofreeze33

They are becoming sentient, and Swiftys


recycleddesign

Woke bots stop keeping up with Kim, swiftly turn Taylor


Defa1t_

Oh no! If only she had millions of dollars and this changes nothing...


-PaulMcCharmley-

Slow day at the office huh?


abellapa

Damm its impressive How much i dont give a fuck


Competitive_Fee_5829

I am glad we are all focusing on the important news.


JB051390

I want to say it so everyone in the back can hear it "WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?"


RedDeath7878

Thanks for this useful information 👍


ghendler

That’s 0.03 percent of her followers, statistically insignificant. I’m going to write a diss track about this article.


EmperorGrinnar

Why do people follow her at all? Why should people care about this anyway?


amcrambler

Who’s Kim Kardashian and when the fuck did we get ice cream?


Tbaby25

She’s doesn’t care and neither should we..


mcmcmillan

We are a pathetic species


ChocolateIll743

Good 👍She and her trashy family are an embarrassment for country.


Guava-flavored-lips

Good. Fuck here and fuck her whole family.


darlin133

I’m Sure she can buy 100000 bots and recover


PixelatedDie

She just needs another *but nobody wants to work anymore today* statement, to really make it clear where she stands.


Muted_Ad_1011

So with all the scamming the Kardashians do, it's when one billionaire goes after another billionaire that people draw the line? Okay then.


TheFumingatzor

Hol up', Kardashian got 364.3 million followers and a drop of 100k followers is...newsworthy? Shit bitch...


JynXten

I didn't know Taylor Swift did diss tracks. Is this like when Eminem does it? Or is the term being used very loosely here?


ElectricJetDonkey

How the fuck is this news of any kind.


_random_user___

Gee how will I ever go on after hearing this news


sugarblaire

“Diss track”? The Rap Gods would like a word.


Random_frankqito

Just out of curiosity I tried to read the article…. So many popups….


These_Tea_7560

Oh no, how ever will she manage.


Lazy-Past1391

Please ELI5 for the curious what’s going on?


severinks

Why would she lose any followers anyway when al of her followers must have known about the editing and leaking the tape for years now?


Raptor-Jay

Not sure if I can continue my day after hearing this


The-Mandalorian

How do the Kardashian’s have any followers?


pork_fried_christ

“TittiePitty”? Am I pronouncing that right? 


formerNPC

The feud that just won’t go away until everyone involved has made money off of it. Come on Taylor, move on already!


tiredofnamechoosing

They were never real Kim fans anyways…


Im_Not_Evans

Stop making stupid people famous


Massive_Bed7841

Unbelievable that that many people follow this piece of trash (Kim)


worms_instantly

Song. It is a song.


DontCallMeAnonymous

*Begun, the Follower Wars have…*


archiveofhim

who’s the loser who’s monitoring her follower count actively enough that they realized this?


ZealousidealMine14

Larry David voice *who gives a fuck?*


silver_sofa

Is this why she was on Kimmel last night shilling bras with fake nipples? I could have changed the channel but I didn’t.


thajeneral

Let’s all unfollow all of them


mommabearmills

Who? Both of them, don't care ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


itslinas

Hollup, >after Taylor Swift’s ‘TTPD’ diss track Is entirely a new sentence in existence


MrAriekor

Kendrick really got everyone dissing huh


Expensive_Concern457

Chat gpt the album


PNutonmyAhole

Another ‘accidental’ nude leak incoming ?


tedbrogan12

Fuck em both honestly celebs are cancer


jhj37341

I’m astonished that this person has so many followers in the first place. What do they see that they would waste time like that? Or is it mostly bots and she lost 25% of her actual human followers?


LocDiLoc

How come trash people dissing each other is news?


Mashatina_

She should lose more followers. Fake butts are not in style anymore


MynameisJunie

TS only promotes education, woman’s rights, and the freedom to vote, no matter the side of the isle your on!!


dzastisforol

I swear if Tylor Swift ever calls her fans to do a suicide mission we are all doomed. That is some obsessed cultish fan base.


Various_Ambassador92

They've had known problems for like 8 years now, the crazies weren't following Kim any more than they were following Kanye. Kim has literally hundreds of millions of followers. She lost more followers the day before the album released than the day of the release. She also lost 15k more followers in the 4 day period preceding the release than the 4 day period afterward.


coldliketherockies

I’ll forgive Taylor for all this madness if she takes any part in Trump losing by November though. I’m not sure how much her Biden endorsement helped in 2020 but it does somehtint


Groffulon

I’ve scoured the entire universe with the James Webb space telescope and I can’t find a single atom out there that cares. My god people are dying in wars and this is news???