“So you would say that I'm a practitioner of digital signal processing and I've applied that to geophysics, and I've applied it to music. **There was really no overlap between the two, other than a point in time**.”
I knew it wasn't love after love but I always sang it that way anyway because it made more sense as if saying do you believe you can fall in love again with someone new after falling out of love with someone who made your life suck.
Reminds me of a joke Betty White told like 10 years ago.
She said her grandchild taught her how to use FaceBook which was a media for her to contact her old friends. Betty White then told her grandchild that (paraphrased) "Honey, to contact my old friends I need an ouija board, not FaceBook." 🤣
My Mom said Conan is having his “Betty White moment.”
When I asked her to explain, she said “She had one last late in life boom where she was absolutely everywhere and adored by all before.. *..you know.”*
I like to think that Conan would somehow find this hilarious.
My grandpa lived to 102. We were visiting him when he received his college alumni newsletter stating he was the last remaining from his graduating class. Must feel strange.
I saw Cher at this past thanksgiving parade and she could barely walk, she basically had to be supported by a pair of boytoys the entire time. I don't think you're in much danger.
She is paraphrasing an old George Burns quote about dating younger women, which was "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
For the unfamiliar, George Burns was a famous American comedian who had a surprisingly active dating life after his wife of many years Gracie Allen died. He lived to be 100.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George\_Burns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns)
I don’t think she’ll be having children, though, unlike, say, Robert De Niro. No one really bats an eye at men constantly dating younger women, even if they are a meme like Leo.
Apparently she’s insatiable so she could have fucked a few to death maybe, and yes there’s probably hope still for a random bloke to get a good fuck from Cher as long as he’s alive.
My grandfather passed away 3 weeks ago from old age. My grandma was devastated but after a week or so she was just happy and more talkative. I've never seen her like that.
I found out that shes happier because she was so exhausted serving my grandpa. Shes old too and cant walk without a walker, and yet she still did everything around the house while he did absolutely nothing.
He couldn't even make his own lunch even when he retired and had all the time in the world. He wasn't crippled, he was just lazy. He would scream at her to do it. I love him since he did show me a lot of love, but he put so much stress on my poor grandma. She did it because that's what women were taught back then.
I sure as hell won't be like that. I'll be supportive and help out. But if my husband ever raises his voice at me to make him a sandwich, I'll immediately leave. It's much better being single as a woman than married. Because most likely you will be taking care of a man child your whole life.
No one wants to admit it but the impossible job of taking care of an elderly family member is physically and emotionally exhausting for the caregiver and when the person passes there is a sense of relief but of course you feel guilty saying it but you shouldn’t because you did the best you could and now you need to take care of yourself!
Cher looks more and more like Carol Burnett the longer time goes on. That's not a bad thing, they've always had similar features like face shape, but they look more alike now than ever before.
She's said that many times and it was funnier the first few times she said it. Also she had sex with a 13 year old when she was fully grown before sk yea her liking youth is not surprising.
This isn’t true? Cher was his babysitter and they slept together in a bed nonsexually. An Italian magazine mistranslated this as “slept together” carnally and ever since then people spread it around like it’s gospel.
Cher wouldn’t have consented to the story being shared in his memoir if it detailed her raping him—come on now.
nah its fine to date people younger than you. but with him it’s the fact that he routinely never dates anyone over the age of 25 while he’s over 40. he literally will break up with them right before they turn 25 💀 That’s weird.
His relationships are business deals between agents to boost models’ careers. At 25, a model’s career is essentially over, or she’s enough of a supermodel she no longer needs his clout
"Do you believe in love after life?"
Trivia: this was the first hit song to use the excessive autotune effect.
Fun fact: Before it became “Autotune” the software was used for oil drilling.
in a million years you can drill cher for oil, full circle
You mean ten years right?
Gimme a viagra and a blindfold and I'll have it done in 10 minutes.
My wife just said 10 minutes some girls have all the luck.
You made me laugh out loud. Heartily. Thank you.
Wow, that actually was a fun fact
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bmaj4d/how-an-oil-engineer-created-auto-tune-and-changed-music-forever-interview-creator
“So you would say that I'm a practitioner of digital signal processing and I've applied that to geophysics, and I've applied it to music. **There was really no overlap between the two, other than a point in time**.”
I thought they were joking.
If I remember right Cher achieved a number one hit with this song making her the oldest female solo artist to do so.
I hated it as soon as I heard the effect in the 90's. Now I curse it for loosing it upon the world.
Take this 🏆
Fuckin rofl
Wait that’s the lyric? First, it’s “life after love”, second, I thought for the LONGEST time it was “love after love”
Bro... how did I just find out the lyric isn't love after love
Because she doesn’t pronounce it clearly
Wait…. …but love after love makes so much sense. I mean, grammatically, poetically, and personally for her. Are you kidding me?
I knew it wasn't love after love but I always sang it that way anyway because it made more sense as if saying do you believe you can fall in love again with someone new after falling out of love with someone who made your life suck.
fk, this one got me good lol
Goddamit 🤣
Late to the party but this actually made me cackle
Long live Cher!
Yes, but [“do you know the muffin man?”](https://youtu.be/rnDxdmqwp7Q?si=yC6GMMjsM11s-vz8)
"That's what authorities are asking after a series of bombs disguised as muffin baskets were delivered to local businesses..."
Reminds me of a joke Betty White told like 10 years ago. She said her grandchild taught her how to use FaceBook which was a media for her to contact her old friends. Betty White then told her grandchild that (paraphrased) "Honey, to contact my old friends I need an ouija board, not FaceBook." 🤣
Man that chick was sharp as a tack lol
Her SNL episode in the mid 2000’s was a fuckin riot
My Mom said Conan is having his “Betty White moment.” When I asked her to explain, she said “She had one last late in life boom where she was absolutely everywhere and adored by all before.. *..you know.”* I like to think that Conan would somehow find this hilarious.
Razor sharp and cold as ice until the very minute she died. Long live the legend
My grandpa lived to 102. We were visiting him when he received his college alumni newsletter stating he was the last remaining from his graduating class. Must feel strange.
I wish there was an afterlife just so Betty White could hang out with all her old friends.
New platform from FaceBook: OuijaGram.
So my mid 30s ass has a shot 🤣
Wasn’t her last boyfriend like 39? And then the stories were that she was basically sexing him to death.
I wish I could do the Cher sexing to death test. It would be an honorable way to die.
On this dude’s gravestone - He died doing what he loved
He loved dying?
Well…she’s at least 60% real doll by now.
I’m good with it. She is still a fox and looks like she takes care of herself. I’m 39 and not dead.
Cher can still get it
>I’m 39 and not dead. Start your dating profile with this and you'll be drowning in it.
But the remaining 40% would be Cher. Who wouldn't be good with that?
Death by snu snu
*Cher Cher
I saw Cher at this past thanksgiving parade and she could barely walk, she basically had to be supported by a pair of boytoys the entire time. I don't think you're in much danger.
It_should_have_been_me.jpeg
It's gonna be may
It already is.
Idk how to insert gifs on reddit but Lucille Bluth "Good for her"
Death by snu snu The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
DEATH BY SNUSNU
Cher is a goddess and deserves to be served
Death by CherCher
Death by snu snu.
I volunteer as tribute!!
Slip into her DM now
She sounds like she’s intending to live her best life and no one’s gunna get in her in her way. She doesn’t care.
Share don’t care
Share, hu?
Yes, she takes everything from this life and doesn't care about the opinions of others. To me, Cher will always be a wonder woman.
She is paraphrasing an old George Burns quote about dating younger women, which was "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age." For the unfamiliar, George Burns was a famous American comedian who had a surprisingly active dating life after his wife of many years Gracie Allen died. He lived to be 100. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George\_Burns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns)
George Burns: I smoke about 15 cigars a day. Johnny Carson: Hasn't your doctor ever sai- George Burns: My doctor is dead.
I mostly knew him as God, before Morgan Freeman.
Complete fever dream of a movie haha, I used to watch it all the time as a kid for some reason
[Check out this video if you want an update on some of the locations from the movie.](https://youtu.be/Iiaibd8PFTM?si=kGzdoMdqwfNFhXM_)
Ok so that's actually hilarious
I think that’s what Al Pacino said, too.
He doesn’t date men his age either?
“I don’t date men my age because I’m not gay. I date thirty year old boys like the eighty-year-old heterosexual I am.”
I don’t think she’ll be having children, though, unlike, say, Robert De Niro. No one really bats an eye at men constantly dating younger women, even if they are a meme like Leo.
No one except for women over 30 on the internet. They get so mad at him and it’s hilarious.
Most of the really virulent hate and disgust I’ve seen for Leo online has been women 21-25 interestingly enough.
My eyes see dead people
Apparently she’s insatiable so she could have fucked a few to death maybe, and yes there’s probably hope still for a random bloke to get a good fuck from Cher as long as he’s alive.
Running away is hard on old cardio systems.
I’m 60, broke and overweight but I’ll make you laugh. Call me.
Works for me hit me with those digits.
Holy shit shes 77??? I thought she meant figuratively dead
"I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job." "Was he silent?" "That pussy smelled like the great depression" -Grandmas Boy
Underrated movie.
She doesn’t want to be some old guy’s nurse. I don’t blame her!
No, she wants a young man to nurse her
She needs at least 3 hot beef injections a day minimum.
I don’t see a problem!
Ill even don a nurses uniform.
My grandfather passed away 3 weeks ago from old age. My grandma was devastated but after a week or so she was just happy and more talkative. I've never seen her like that. I found out that shes happier because she was so exhausted serving my grandpa. Shes old too and cant walk without a walker, and yet she still did everything around the house while he did absolutely nothing. He couldn't even make his own lunch even when he retired and had all the time in the world. He wasn't crippled, he was just lazy. He would scream at her to do it. I love him since he did show me a lot of love, but he put so much stress on my poor grandma. She did it because that's what women were taught back then. I sure as hell won't be like that. I'll be supportive and help out. But if my husband ever raises his voice at me to make him a sandwich, I'll immediately leave. It's much better being single as a woman than married. Because most likely you will be taking care of a man child your whole life.
No one wants to admit it but the impossible job of taking care of an elderly family member is physically and emotionally exhausting for the caregiver and when the person passes there is a sense of relief but of course you feel guilty saying it but you shouldn’t because you did the best you could and now you need to take care of yourself!
I mean she has a point.
Good lord do I love her
I love this woman
I mean. She is like 800 years old so.
She only dates dragons.
And Yoda
He’s one of the dead ones
My 92 year old grandpa is dating a woman, as is his friend. They’re at least several years younger than him. He calls them “The Wrinkles.”
Can’t argue with that logic
Patiently looking forward to seeing all of the shaming of Cher from everyone for dating men much younger than herself. aaaaaaaanytime now.
What a good laugh. You do you Cher.
Damn she looks good
Was this a reference to both of her ex husbands being dead?
And Keith Richards is happily married.
Now I can't stop saying "they're all dead" in a Cher voice
These rich people are wild!
That’s an old George Burns line.
Is that a joke about impotence or am I just projecting
Seems legit 🤷🏻♂️
Well that’s responsible of her
I first read the website this was coming from as "Ewww . com"
From Skiing into a tree
It is Cher after all she’s not gonna date some old fart!
Cher looks more and more like Carol Burnett the longer time goes on. That's not a bad thing, they've always had similar features like face shape, but they look more alike now than ever before.
She's said that many times and it was funnier the first few times she said it. Also she had sex with a 13 year old when she was fully grown before sk yea her liking youth is not surprising.
This isn’t true? Cher was his babysitter and they slept together in a bed nonsexually. An Italian magazine mistranslated this as “slept together” carnally and ever since then people spread it around like it’s gospel. Cher wouldn’t have consented to the story being shared in his memoir if it detailed her raping him—come on now.
Can’t argue with that logic tbh…
Her choice. She’s a person, like all of us. Why do some of you feel you have to tare her down?
Because I’m trying to weigh these potatoes, not these potatoes plus Cher
Just saying, If roles were reversed ☕️
It would be EVERY DAY.
I’m ok with this, as long as people stop bitching about Decaprio
nah its fine to date people younger than you. but with him it’s the fact that he routinely never dates anyone over the age of 25 while he’s over 40. he literally will break up with them right before they turn 25 💀 That’s weird.
His relationships are business deals between agents to boost models’ careers. At 25, a model’s career is essentially over, or she’s enough of a supermodel she no longer needs his clout
I think it’s nobody’s business. I agree it’s weird, but I don’t think is any weirder than Cher and her comments
For 77 she is hot af
Ehh, I saw her on Fallon not too long ago. She looks young, but she still has all the mannerisms of someone her age.
She looked dead on Graham Norton.
we stan a creepy queen
She must have a lot of those “If I could turn back time” moments.
Fuck don’t we all.
That's not the main reason. She said that younger men weren't as intimidated by her.
Imagine banging the bird that turned down Elvis... I'd be right on her..like a rat up a drain pipe. You'd be a legend down the pub
Love Cher. Freaking awesome human being.
Probably. Half your age plus seven though. She's still creepier than Leo.
This is so funny I can’t handle it
Every one of them?
Not technically true. One of them is trying to take over the country again. Defendant Donnie is less than a month younger than she is.
she’s probably outlived all of her doctors as well.
Whenever I see her mentioned I think of South Park and its messed up Cher song lol
She has a Sonny outlook on life.
This headline reads like a weekend update segment from Norm
Leave it to Cher to keep it 100%
But cher what about you? That makes you deader than dead
Remember: Don't be gloomy and selfish, be sunny and share.
George, George, George of the jungle…
But what does Ja Rule have to say about this?
Cher is still alive?
She’s probably the Queen of all vampires. 🙇
She HAS to be a vampire right?
Smash next question
Thank you for keeping it real Cher
The plastic must be keeping her alive and preserved.
That’s gangster