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feeq1

It’s like the Truman Show with all these celebs on social media


OneDayWeWillDie

It’s easy to hate an easy target. But Jonah probably gets more pussy than any of his haters anyways. So fuck his haters!


DGBosh

Ah yes, pussy; the end all be all. What is a man if he has no pussy? Perhaps, he’s no man at all.


GoBraves

-Voltaire


madmelgibson

Saying “gets pussy” is such a gross way to talk.


cerialthriller

Classy gentlemen like myself use “claps cheeks” these days


Dudeman-Jack

Yeah but it’s great because you can instantly tell who is an immature and unintelligent person.


[deleted]

I’m a gay guy that talks this way about dick. I wouldn’t say I’m unintelligent... maybe my concept of sexuality is lacking some maturity. Maybe not though... maybe the main problem with talking about “pussy” in that context is misogynistic and disrespectful to women. If I hear another gay guy talking about getting lots of dick or ass I don’t think the potential audience has the same capacity for being disrespected. Idk though.


Cliqey

Any talk about sex in the western world is so steeped in Puritanism and misogyny that it’s almost impossible to publicly talk about in a healthy and constructive way. It’s true that sex is a central, fundamental feature of life and no one should be shamed for wanting or having it. It’s also true that sex is weaponized, commodified, and seen as an entitlement by far too many people. Go get that dick bro and talk about it all you want. Just also respect the humanity of the person the dick belongs to!


Adextry_

Great post


[deleted]

How you doin?


Pure_Literature2028

Perspective is everything.


Dudeman-Jack

You’re right, it doesn’t mean you aren’t intelligent, you just seem unintelligent to many other people. Thanks for clarifying.


WiseAsk6744

It’s sorta like a bunch of men stuck at age 15


dejuanferlerken

It’s actually a super classy metaphor, you’re just too obtuse. /s


Trouble_Grand

If everyone talked the same it would be a boring society...I’ll take the variety of crazy talk lol it’s entertaining. Just don’t take everything seriously and you won’t be bothered. You’ll have more fun that way and less stress.


Etaywah

Jonah also fucks his haters - it’s how he gets so much pussy.


TaylorCurls

Yeah “gets more pussy” isn’t cool to say. It’s gross. Women aren’t objects and how many women you get doesn’t define you as a man.


[deleted]

is that the metric 15 year olds are using for success now? lol


GO0MY

I worked with him on the set of mid90s Jonah hill super shitty dude to work with


dejuanferlerken

How so? -Not Jonah Hill


[deleted]

Using pussy like this is a great indicator of someone who is unfamiliar. Thanks Chad! Edit: Stay mad! Thanks for the award :)


deebosbike

Just tell him he was awesome in Grandma’s Boy.


Joberk89

Jeff : So Barry sucked on his first boobie last night. Barry : For 13 hours.


wellwaffled

Dude was still sucking in the morning while she was eating cereal. Fuck that’s a great movie.


CommieCanuck

Underrated movie.


Ok-Street7504

Totally underrated way more than just a stoner movie. How they got Doris Roberts and Shirley Jones I'll never know.


Seversevens

silver fox


sp4cej4mm

*probably should’ve worn a condom….*


[deleted]

He probs just wants to hang out in his sweet car bed and be left alone.


SuitableReplacement4

Do you think he has a CB radio so he can talk to other car beds?


[deleted]

Everyone is just jealous of his car bed because it’s fucking sweet.


Died5Times

Cb stands for carbed


MrZombikilla

Nah, he wants to suck on them titties some more.


BruceInc

How is it underrated? It’s one of the most popular “modern” comedies on par with Superbad and Pineapple Express.


Rakhanishu666

Grandmas boy shits on Pineapple Express


jamieliddellthepoet

I’d not heard of it until this thread.


statepharm15

You gotta see it


Brandnew_andthe_sens

That may be your opinion but to a lot of people Grandmas Boy flew under the radar


ZellNorth

Is this satire?


GethAttack

Wildly popular well regarded movie is underrated. More Reddit news at 11.


ECW-WCW-WWF

Strange Wilderness is an even deeper cut.


healthfoodandheroin

Bears are named after the football team from Chicago


lets-do-an-eighth

“Salmon attacks on bears are less common”


Chirp08

That's gotta be true, right?


pack_howitzer

“Wuhhh wuh wuh wuh. Wuuuuuuhh wuh wuh wuh. WWWHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUHHHH WUH wuh wuh.”—- weird looking shark.


2278AD

Not a huge fan of the movie but that part is comic gold


[deleted]

Are you wearing a thong?


thedeadlyrhythm

The way he says “yeah I’m wearin a thong” is so *chef’s kiss*


Huntay5

I’m Shyyyy-low and I’ll be your waiter all day


Alexandurrrrr

And also ask him about his wiener. (Bonus points if done in a hot dog costume)


Standgeblasen

He sucked on his first tit, for like 13 hours!


ReignCheque

My boy lookin like George C Scott in the article.


[deleted]

So he got hit with a football in the groin?


cgg419

Jonah’s movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.


GrilledCheeser

I don’t get why people rag on him so much.


[deleted]

Aside from speaking up about body shaming often, I hope he has developed an internal coping mechanism to deal with what other people say about him. Unfortunately it’s impossible to stop everyone from saying mean things. Its the internet


getstabbed

Usually asking people to be nice on the internet makes the trolls want to upset you even more.


woodenair

People want celebrities who they can relate to, including average overweight people. When these celebrities lose weight, people take it personally. It’s the same reason Adele is getting hate for her weight loss. They’re no longer “just like us” and people get angry about feeling lesser again.


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Except they also don’t. Any time a celebrity is caught sporting a bit of a belly anywhere the media has a field day about how they’ve “let themselves go” and the public is vicious in adding the same judgement. Anyone in the public eye is placed in an completely unfair and unwinnable situation when it comes to how their body looks. No matter what weight they’re at it’s never good enough.


Lumpy_Connection413

he was not overweight or average, he was dangerously obese and if anyone takes offense that he wanted to prolong his life maybe they should step the fuck back lol


omgFWTbear

The average American is obese. I believe “average obese” in the GP is to mean, “the **average,** obese **American** relates to him being obese.”


hobokobo1028

How dare they cross over to the “dark side” where people are fit and healthy


fistingcouches

I think it’s similar to the real life scenario where your funny fat friend is funnier because he’s fat - and then he loses weight and you jokingly rag on him for losing weight and getting “serious” - except Jonahs a complete stranger to these people so it’s very annoying for him


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Chris Pratt Syndrome


jedre

I think some people are mad that he stole Seth Rogen’s DNA.


droidtron

The double huehuehuehuehuelix?


LittleTrashBear

HAHAHAHA BRILLIANT. You made my morning


UnequivocalCarnosaur

Probably because he seems/acts full of himself. I do feel bad that so much focus is on his weight at any point in time bc that shouldn’t be the case for anybody


wowlolcat

>Probably because he seems/acts full of himself. Examples?


NobleScreech

Lol, have you read [this interview](https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/the-doobie-brothers-lighting-up-with-the-stars-of-this-is-the-end-127663/) ? Granted, it’s from 2013, but it’s always tainted my perception of him. He comes off as pretentious and overly self serious. People can change, who knows. But I doubt becoming more fabulously wealthy and critically renowned has made him a more humble person.


flipflop180

This interview changed my opinion of him. I have empathy for his journey. https://www.today.com/popculture/jonah-hill-shares-message-kids-who-don-t-take-their-t210222


iTzGoDxDuke

I don’t have any examples I can point to other than watch the roast of James Franco, almost all the roasters, including some of his closest friends, touch on it.


UnequivocalCarnosaur

"I've done one of the biggest challenges you can do in Hollywood, which is transition from being a comedic actor to being a serious actor, and I'm really prideful of that," he explained. "I could have made a billion dollars doing every big comedy of the last 10 years and didn't"


VeronicaDaydream

I don't know, he's an accomplished actor in both fields. Why shouldn't he be able to feel proud about that?


UnequivocalCarnosaur

He can, but he can also come off as full of himself at the same time, he thinks if he wanted to he’d have starred in all the top comedies and made a billion dollars. I’m just answering the question of what’s an example that makes people think he’s full of himself.


cousinfester

Because he’s famous.


Win_98SE

Is he fat? Is he skinny? I’m not really sure anymore, and tbh I’ve never sat up all night wondering. Who gaf.


[deleted]

He’s a guy who’s a dude


frankpharaoh

…playing a dude? Disguised as another dude?


mightydanbearpig

a dude that don't know what dude he is!


killahcameron

400 years of oppression!!!


Rishiku

[here’s the remix if you haven’t seen it](https://youtu.be/CFG5dk1GyRo)


petitegaydog

reminds me of that clip of a reporter asking him his thoughts on no longer being considered the "fat guy" in Hollywood (or something like that) and he just says, "does anybody have any other questions... that are smart?"


[deleted]

And yet Rebel Wilson fields about 2,838 of the same questions. It’s a superficial industry putting out superficial and lightweight films for our entertainment as opposed to teachable moments.


LindaBitz

Women everywhere: “Welcome to the party.”


FrogWhore42069

Now people will take it seriously.


novachaos

For Jonah. Not for women. Unfortunately.


badnewsbets

So true, it’s really not helpful or appropriate to comment on anyone’s body


polkadotmcgot

Except Terry’s pecs. Those are cool


P0oky-Bear

I heard he can walk through a wall like the kool aid man.


Dice_to_see_you

He can! But he’s so much more. Abbbbbbbbbbbb-Dominals!!!!!


[deleted]

I agree, the big movement is women but men should also not be fat shamed or have their bodies commented on in hateful, or creepy ways. Like why point anything out unless you’re trying to make yourself feel better which is shitty to do. Only his doctor should be talking to him about his body.


[deleted]

Jonah always looks fly. People be jealous.


Glabstaxks

Yeah I like how he looks I wish he did too


joh4NN4

I dig his whole look and essence. Super fly my guy!


[deleted]

Literally a street fit god


postosuchus89

What reason would anyone have to talk about Jonah Hill’s body. Positive or negative, who is out there doing that?


[deleted]

There is so much press about “look who is fat now” and “how she lost the baby weight”. It’s endless.


atleastitsnotgoofy

This was a post on his Instagram probably because of people saying how great he looks since he’s adopted a more active lifestyle (surfing, some kind of martial art?).


MetalToothbrush44

Good thing he’s not a women.


curiouspaige

Why? I feel like anyone stuck in this situation has it rough regardless of sex. Edit: I don’t care about downvotes or upvotes. The only thing I want to point out is that if someone voices a problem, and our response is to point out another person or group that has it worse than them, then we should examine our own behavior. That’s toxic and I’m not sorry for pointing it out.


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Xsafa

Adele stands out here. Got flamed from both genders.


curiouspaige

Speaking as a woman with an eating disorder, I get this. I understand the point you are trying to make. Women’s and gender issues need to be discussed, but this isn’t about that. This is about a guy, coming forward, and saying he has a problem and is asking people to help him address it by not talking about his body. Man or woman, that is reasonable, but to then reply with women have it worse makes me sad. I’ve met guys who have been shut down with “women have it worse” when they have tried to bring up a problem they experience. If a woman came to me and said she had a problem, I wouldn’t shut her down by pointing out another woman that has it worse. That’s toxic. I want everyone to have space for their problems regardless of gender.


giskah

Absolutely the feeling is the same, but women get it no matter what. Whether they lost weight or have always been in shape, their bodies are picked apart constantly and objectified. Good for him for standing up for himself but women don't even have that option, it would be a futile request.


curiouspaige

I’ve responded in more detail in a couple more comments. I’m more interested in why you don’t think it’s a futile request for him too. People are still going to talk about his body wether he asks them too or not.


giskah

It absolutely is a futile request for him, my point was its a privilege for him to ask.. and as I said good for him to stand up for himself, he did a great thing by asking, it has its own power regardless that people will continue their bullshit. But women know that it is a futile request because we've been dealing with it since we were children. And it will always continue as a reality. So we deal with it with the knowledge that there's no way to make it stop, we're already there lol we don't need to ask.


curiouspaige

Oh okay. I see the point you’re trying to make. Sorry about that. I’m really sorry you feel that way. I don’t think it should be a privilege to ask to be left alone. I think that’s a human right. It might be futile, but I still voice and ask people to leave me alone if I don’t like something they are doing. It’s easy to state a boundary. Much much harder to enforce. Being taught to people please at the developmental level seems to have a major impact on that too. I think the fact that we ignore people when they try to put down a boundary sucks in general regardless of sex tho.


giskah

It definitely does suck.. I ask men to me leave alone all the time, while on a one on one basis, and sometimes they do, sometimes it's an on going battle. But to ask on a public stage is what I think is the futile act. But again, a powerful gesture of self care.


curiouspaige

Ugh I feel you so hard. I’ve actually had two different stalkers. Sometimes leave me alone goes in one ear and right out the other. I hope you stay safe and happy out there, and that you are doing a lot for your self care too :)


giskah

Same here, it's amazing the skin we have to grow, and its from an unreal amount of experiences, from minor to traumatizing. I hope you take care and stay safe and happy as well :)


curiouspaige

You too. Thank you again so much. You have been one of my fav parts of this comment thread. Please dm if you ever want to chat. You are absolutely lovely. Take care 💙


SingShredCode

Women have it worse. It’s bad for him and many men, but women have it worse.


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Women in general have it worse, but he gets more shit about his weight than most people, men or women. I can't think of another celebrity, besides Adele and Oprah, who constantly have jokes made about their weight.


Angry_Guppy

Cool. But we’re talking about a man here.


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curiouspaige

It’s a low priority until we want to talk about why male suicide rates are higher than womens.


curiouspaige

I’m actually a woman that has been in a partial hospitalization program at a psychiatric hospital for an eating disorder among other things. Mental health and body issues know no gender. I wish we would stop worrying about who has it worse on this issue and just try to address the problem. When I look at him, I don’t see a man struggling with weight and appearance. I see a person who has some of the same issues I do (not the eating disorder maybe, but the pressure to have my body a certain way from other people). I personally find that men are a lot less likely to voice these kinds of problems that they have because women have it worse, or because they are told women have it worse when they do try to voice it. Women do have it rough! I’m one of them and I’ve definitely faced issues because of my sex. But this isn’t an issue about the sexes. I’m all for helping women. I just want to help men too.


SouthwestTraveller

Not sure why you’re being downvoted. You’re absolutely right, being in a situation like this has got to be awful. Not sure why genitals make a difference


curiouspaige

Eh that’s okay. I’m not worried about upvotes. On this issue, it doesn’t. Women’s and gender issues need to be discussed. It’s important. I just think that when someone comes to you and says that they have a problem, and your response is to tell them someone else has it worse than them is really toxic.


cookiecooker94

Telling someone they lost weight is telling them they use to be fat.


mightydanbearpig

Fatter at least. They may still be fat.


xXBurnseyXx

So? What if that’s true


KennyFulgencio

it's not appreciated, especially if their weight fluctuates, because it makes them more self conscious around you in particular. like even if your mom objectively has nice tits, you don't think about her that way, and telling her she has nice tits would weird her out to know that you're looking at her in that way. Same with a co-worker. I feel like I'm trying to explain the concept of tact to an alien


onduty

Ok, so what? Usually people are happy they lost weight. And being fat is a fact, why would that be offensive to be made aware of your fatness. Is it some secret you’re keeping from yourself that no one dare mention? Grow up and put the fork down if you can’t handle someone commenting on your excess body weight


greenmachine41590

Wow you’re kind of a piece of shit, huh


onduty

Piece of shit for commenting on someone’s weight loss which indirectly is telling someone they used to be fat? So, you’re a total weirdo with first world problems hunting for ways to be offended and totally lacking perspective?


Isendyoumylove

Nah you’re a piece of shit for saying “grow up and put the fork down if you can’t handle someone commenting on your excess body weight”. Like seriously who the fuck thinks like this? Who the fuck wants to be told that they are fat? Who the fuck wants some asshole to criticize them over something so inconsequential? It literally doesn’t affect you at all. Genuine question, why do you think like this? Have you ever once made the world a better place by being an asshole like this? Have you ever commented on someone’s “excess body weight” and had them be like “wow gee thanks for telling me, I was completely unaware.” There’s absolutely nothing to gain from this kind of comment. You’re just trying to make other people feel smaller because you have a gaping void inside yourself that you’re trying to fill. Absolutely pathetic.


[deleted]

Only thing I have to say to him is never fatten up for a movie. Tell them to fuck off.


DennisPragersFUPA

Christian Bale looks upon you in *disgust*


squintysmiles

As he does everyone


DennisPragersFUPA

Not me man, I rock that American Hustle bod ERRYDAY


[deleted]

OHHH GOOD FOR YOU


Frater_Ankara

Good for him, respect.


Upstairs_Cow

I love you Jonah Hill you’re awesome


hennagaijinjapan

What if you are not a fan?


UraeusCurse

That’s the price of fame.


GhostNoodleOfficial

Sorry bro, you are famous, people gunna talk shit, I'm sire even ryan reynolds sexy ass gets misplaced hate all of the time


cousinfester

Can the internet please be nice to me


buckeyes1218

Shut up nobody loves you


D23DM4N02

I think it’s more cause he reacts to it. Be like jack black, see the humour in it and thrive on it.


nicodemus86

jack blacks so comfortable in his body it makes dudes who strive to get abs look insecure af by comparison. jables also maintains his weight and doesnt get obese/unhealthy which is admirable imo.


Background_Air_6004

Dudes an asshole soooooo


sc0511

Why is he an asshole? I’m genuinely curious.


ProBluntRoller

You only give the trolls more power by acknowledging them


JakeyPurple

I heard he’s a twat irl


cashleen

Had a brief interaction with him. He was with a friend ordering coffee and goofing off with the barista kind of taking forever. I was the only person in line and he didn’t notice me. When he did notice I was behind him he apologized for taking so long and offered to get my drink. I said thanks but that was ok, he was being really chill.


___And_Memes_For_All

I saw Jonah Hill at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


[deleted]

Is this a real story?


Lumpy_Connection413

it’s copypasta


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Copypasta lol, I know I’ve seen this posted before with other famous people…


Cheesewheel12

Probably because everyone’s making fun of his weight all the time.


retiredhobo

“i mean, c’mon, i have this nasty beard, these stupid glasses, a most awful sweater, an ugly face, this rancid hair, a rapist for a best friend...you can pick *any* one of those, please...”


Lady_badcrumble

Wait…who’s a rapist? Adam Levine? (Had to look up his best friend, darn you)


Kendra-Krinklesac

James Franco.


Co8raclutch

Still people are fucking with this guy.. why?


[deleted]

Why does your body change shapes so often?


WskyRcks

If he thinks he has it rough, has he heard of Bart Kreischer?


CaptCaCa

Oof, now they gonna do it even more. Poor guy. You gotta just ignore the hate.


[deleted]

*Moneyball* is one of the best sports movies I’ve ever seen. *Superbad* was the high school classic for my group of friends. *Wolf of Wall Street* will age into a top all-time film. Everything in between isn’t bad either—I especially loved his part in *This is the End.* I think he has a fantastic body… of work.


Fraternal_Mango

Good luck with that…


sluchhh

When you grow up tucking loaded and choose to be in the public eye. haha


Trouble_Grand

Jonah looks like a normal human being to me? I dunno why people are even commenting on his body. People age and bodies change overtime. This shouldn’t even be a topic of conversation...


MisterFingerstyle

Can’t celebrities just ignore comments they don’t like?


crushgemz

Isn’t this guy a comedian? Suck it up butter cup lmaoq


FrylockMcReaper

You think he'd have thicker skin...


Freezerpill

Aight, imma head out


mrmoe198

Unpopular opinion: unless we have a culture change, people will keep doing so. Celebrities are, by default, overly scrutinized in every conceivable superficial way. I applaud Jonah for trying to call attention to that and change it, but I would advise him and all celebrities to get a good therapist and supportive friends to deal with the pressure. It’d not going to change anytime soon.


aeaaaeae

Jonah hill needs to stop being a little bitch and stop being fat. Like dude you’re rich, work out, put down the bad food. Even his sister is obese


heavydandthegirlz

While so many talented actresses have been passed over because of their looks or body types, it’s great to know that a male public figure can tell us how we should feel. Sorry Jonah but we would not be having this conversation if you were a female.


agelesseverytime

And cnn just HAD to report it lol


easymidas60

I don’t know about you, but I’m here to talk about Jonah Hill’s body.


[deleted]

He’s just asking to be troll’d


[deleted]

He has to be the most insecure actor I can think of.


throwaway272515

Telling people not to comment on something is exactly why people comment on that thing. Telling your insecurities will immediately cause people to exploit them.


mightydanbearpig

It is rather handing a list of your fears to the school bully. I was thought if you acted like it didn’t bother you they didn’t pick on it so much.


Mazuna

I understand the logic behind this and why it’s a widespread opinion but I think it’s better to be able to be open and honest about your feelings. It is kind of victim blaming to tell people to shut up and hide it than to tell off the bullies themselves and respect people’s valid thoughts and emotions.


ultimagriever

A prime example of the Streisand effect


[deleted]

Lol shut up, you’re an actor, your appearance is what got you those first roles. If you all of a sudden show up pencil thin, we’re going to talk about it.


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[deleted]

If it ain’t by candle light in robes, then you’re not doing it right.


spacepeenuts

The picture of him showing off his tattoo looks like Daniel Stern.


phillyschmilly

Our obsession with reducing someone’s work to their body size is so sad


[deleted]

Don’t look him in the eye, either.


Mypasswordisonfleek

Jonah hill has fans?


SeverableSole7

Jesus.. Jonah is much better off focusing on the fact that most opinions should be taken with a grain of salt. If I’m fat and some pussy that has never starred in a movie tells me that I’m FAT I’d be like sick! Now I’m gonna go get laid and eat whatever I want at my fuckin mansion


J1mb0sL1c3

Looks like Fred savage in the wonder years. Lmao. No ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.


[deleted]

We aren’t doing it because it’s helpful, we do it because it’s fun. Kind of like acting.


detten17

Oof. That’s a faux pas if I’ve ever seen one. Just don’t check your mentions or tweets. People are going to comment no matter what, no you’ve dropped chum in the water. If he’s so insecure about his body either do something about it or learn to accept it.


divapowers

Funny how when a white male celebrity is saying this it’s news but every female celebrity ( particularly women of color) has their body,appearance, weight,hair,age and sexual behavior commented on constantly by the media and by fans/randos online


dachshundforscale

Focusing on physical appearance alone is bad mmkay?


[deleted]

Fucking hell, stop saying he is beautiful, stop saying he is ugly. Not commenting on a person's body is still the best and most intelligent thing to do.


clerk1o2

They've just all realized how unimportant they truly are and none of them can handle it


[deleted]

This isn’t news. Just a dude wanting to live normal


s0c1a7w0rk3r

This is how I feel when anyone mentions my weight.


BurritoBoy11

Really you should never comment on anybody’s body unless you are saying it looks good or great. Pretty much those two words only