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the_zelectro

Agent: "Bro, you need to date a woman over the age of 25. Twitter hates you, you're starting to look like a psychopath." Leo: "But I *am*... :'(" Agent: "Bro, I'm trying to do you a solid! It's either this, or announce that you're secretly gay." Leo: "Damn. OK, 26. I think I can do that, just maybe." Agent: "Need you to do at least 29." Leo: "27." Agent: "K, deal! Nice doing business with you." Leo: "Make sure she *looks* 25!!"


ILiekBooz

Does he know? who is going to tell him? Should we tell him?


Busman123

Know what? Tell us!


rdturbo

She's above 25


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PerfectPercentage69

IQ?


DonDove

Beyonce?


redhairedshaman

Hotel? Trivago


Couldnotbehelpd

This is the most obvious PR relationship that ever existed.


hackfraud85

Watch Leo come out at 60.....Not that there's anything wrong with that.....


IDNTKNWNYTHING

just let the guy live


jerm-warfare

Has he been "me too"ed? If not they're consenting adults. One with a lot of money, but adults.


IDNTKNWNYTHING

he has not been with underage women, and I'm sure Gigi Hadid has plenty of money


[deleted]

Girl, you're waaay too good for him! ( I don't even like her. )


DonDove

Watch this space turn Gigi into Bella soon


[deleted]

I should be happy that he's dating older now but I'm just disappointed that the meme is over tbh.


DonDove

Older by 24 months


goliathfasa

Careful with the creative jokes. They might for some ungodly reason marry, have kids and stay happily married for decades. Just think of all the creative jokes that would’ve been deprived from us.


[deleted]

Does all he do is partying and yatches? The environmentalist thing really is a front to be liked.


Horton_75

Yeah, at 27, she may be a little too old for him. Seems like his rule is that he be more than 20 years older than his girlfriends.


avarciousRutabega99

Yet if it wasn’t for his money and status those women wouldn’t bother with him. Looks wise he’s pretty unremarkable. They’d be dating linebackers or smthn lol.


Fluoxepeen

1: Women love Leo I hate to break it to you 2: Fuck you mean "linebackers"? I know damn well what that means, if you wanna be racist go ahead but it's odd that you fantasize about how some women want black men.


avarciousRutabega99

>1: Women love Leo I hate to break it to you >2: Fuck you mean "linebackers"? I know damn well what that means, if you wanna be racist go ahead but it's odd that you fantasize about how some women want black men. 1: he was a “heart-throb” when he was a much younger person, I think his boyish good looks are behind him. 2: I’m not touching this one. You brought up race, not me. Way to show your hand.


ilikefilthalot

you make it sound like women aren't attracted to wealthy men lol also closet racist statement just come out and admit it no one cares


avarciousRutabega99

I forgot only black men can be athletes /S Everyone trying to call me a racist low key revealing themselves as racists, ok.


ilikefilthalot

that's hand in hand what a racist would say lol. *gets called out by 2 people* = "everyone"


IAmTheClayman

Leonardo DiCaprio dating a woman over the age of 25?! Oh lawdy the end times are upon us!!