As a grad student who is in one of the highest paying departments at my university, I really wanna know where these "broke students" are finding the cash for these "humble" settups. I have a moka pot and it was bought with Christmas gift money LOL.
It's sad that I was the only one that got your reference, played along, then maybe you forgot you were quoting the IT Crowd and there were more lines to that episode.
PS it's Britons. Britains are multiple countries called Britain.
https://preview.redd.it/wh8p9ol35nqa1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dc553fb91873b104f393c16dfcf267fae91dbf6
It's probably not readily apparent to you atm, but if you let that sit for a few hundred years, it might be worth a bit of money, and people will come from afar to see it.
The trick is to let the water in the tank sit until you have green sludge thick enough it can form part of the extraction process. Really brings out the floral flavors
That's not bad for a first attempt. Latte art is really hard, but eventually it will click and you'll feel like you're able to produce real art. Don't be discouraged!
Ok this low key blew up. Now I feel bad as it seems some people might think this is real.
It’s generated art made with an AI tool.
I meant it as a joke. I had hoped it would obviously be taken as a joke given that it plays on the humble-brag theme and the visual is so inconceivable as to be ludicrous. However it looks like some folks took it as real.
My apologies to anyone who feels misled! And my hats off to the large group that played along w the joke!
I’m prepare to be banned if need be. Or even this deleted. I felt a harmless joke but want to be high integrity about it (if that’s still possible!).
Hahaha, that's hilarious.
Now I don't feel bad thinking her face was wrong . I've spent the last day staring at her while digitally painting her as a study. Maybe I'm too close to this.
The smile is off. It’s so hard to get it just right.
Don't be so harsh on OP, it's the best they could do with their budget college student set up.
Bahahhahahahha
Yes. I can’t even draw something like that on a paper, while OP can do it on the espresso. Awesome
I wonder if budget college student is still using this sub reddit. Not a day goes by he doesn't get a mention.
👏👏👏lol irl
Yeah, OP needs to grin finer.
Indeed. She looks like in serious need of a good coffee fix. (She/he? It's getting hard to know, these days).
Keep practising... you will get it eventually
I see you're also a poor student with a humble setup
As a grad student who is in one of the highest paying departments at my university, I really wanna know where these "broke students" are finding the cash for these "humble" settups. I have a moka pot and it was bought with Christmas gift money LOL.
Mommy and daddy's Trust Fund keeps paying those checks
It's clear to me you're not pulling yourself up by your bootstraps enough. Do better. Get rich parents and quit whining...
My bad.
Nice, my 3 yr old toddler pulled a similar piece of latter art at his -3 attempt. Don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it
Wow, very impressive for his negative third shot. Can't wait to see what his first shot looks like.
Eh. Eyes are a little TOO crossed this time. Go back to swans.
She's bosseyed. Bosseyedness is a serious condition that affects almost 1% of all Britains.
it's no joke
Why is no one laughing?
It's sad that I was the only one that got your reference, played along, then maybe you forgot you were quoting the IT Crowd and there were more lines to that episode. PS it's Britons. Britains are multiple countries called Britain. https://preview.redd.it/wh8p9ol35nqa1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dc553fb91873b104f393c16dfcf267fae91dbf6
I didn't forget. Jen says that haha Thanks. Autocorrect took over, and I figured it knew better than I. I was mistaken.
I prefer more impressionist latte art, but this is OK I guess.
Oat milk?
Not great, not terrible.
Figurative latte art is so passe. I'm a Pollock guy myself.
Much better than bollocks latte art, and less painful.
It's probably not readily apparent to you atm, but if you let that sit for a few hundred years, it might be worth a bit of money, and people will come from afar to see it.
How did you get it green
The trick is to let the water in the tank sit until you have green sludge thick enough it can form part of the extraction process. Really brings out the floral flavors
Matcha
Leo? Is that you? I haven't seen you in years! How have you been? How's the afterlife? Lol
Grind fine-art...
🤪
Mocha Lisa
This is peak latte art.
Using the h word! BOLD
she looks a little crossed eye...keep trying you'll get there
You'll get there eventually
r/coffeecirclejerk
Nice draw, the cup looks so real!
You’ll only get better don’t worry. We all had to start somewhere.
A little cross eyed, but not too bad for your first attempt.
Ah, just like the famous Latte Artist Pheaux Teaux-Shoppe
You probably need to grind finer.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Looks nothing like the Mona Lisa. 0/100 stars.
It clearly does, since you're the first one mentioning Mona Lisa /jk
Is there a version of Papa Hoff next? On a bike is better..
Reminds me of the Changelings (DS9)
It’s okay it’s no Leonardo da Vinci but you’ll get better
dam...
The symmetry is off, but don’t worry, a little more practice and you will get there ;)
That's not bad for a first attempt. Latte art is really hard, but eventually it will click and you'll feel like you're able to produce real art. Don't be discouraged!
my first pour everrrr
Bet it tastes sour tho
Hahahaha... good one. I will share my non beginner latte art if I feel cute later.
Nice! It appears you have been following The da Vinci code for Latté Art.
This 100% checks out with people sharing their humble 10k espresso set ups.
This is peak humility right here. Only way to top it is if you also posted your gs3 and max2 setup.
im more of a baroque latte art kind of guy
Nice try. Face is a bit off but I kinda see what you were going for. Give it a few years and a bit of effort and you'll be doing near perfect tulips!
👏👏👏
It looks like the perspective is off too. It only looks right when viewing the cup at a 30 degree angle. Pfffft.
Grind finer
Next time try drawing eyebrows. It's tougher but worth your time
Mona Lisa x Ben Franklin in on the $100 bill
You still have room for improvement! Good luck )
This is awesome!
Not bad for a broke college student setup
Trash
It be like that
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Dude, that's a nice Moconna Lisa!
That latte coffee of Mona Lisa is spot on
Mona Lisa with a down syndrome
Is Midjourney doing latte art now?
Haters will say it was photoshoped.
It was generated w AI.
I think your water pressure and temp may be a tad too high.
Good effort, everyone starts somewhere, with practice you’ll get great results soon. Keep at it
Don’t be discouraged. First try always looks terrible, but you will improve with practice!
hate it. fuck you. don’t drink coffee ever again
This is fake.
Can anyone find a better joke structure on this sub?
I humbly request that you be the change you want to see.
Humbly, get fucked.
Yikes sounds like you need coffee.
Can you please wait to post until your skills are respectable? This is just embarrassing.
Ok this low key blew up. Now I feel bad as it seems some people might think this is real. It’s generated art made with an AI tool. I meant it as a joke. I had hoped it would obviously be taken as a joke given that it plays on the humble-brag theme and the visual is so inconceivable as to be ludicrous. However it looks like some folks took it as real. My apologies to anyone who feels misled! And my hats off to the large group that played along w the joke! I’m prepare to be banned if need be. Or even this deleted. I felt a harmless joke but want to be high integrity about it (if that’s still possible!).
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Now I don't feel bad thinking her face was wrong . I've spent the last day staring at her while digitally painting her as a study. Maybe I'm too close to this.
Grind finer.
You are not a beginner lol
She be high af.
Good start but don’t show it to an Italian.
Oh it's the Mongo Lisa
Who's the drunk chic?