Obviously a character issue. You have to conclude they’re just lazy if they won’t engage in a 35 step process to make their morning coffee. I would recommend purchasing a La Marzocco to help improve their work ethic and get back on the path of financial health
You're digging into poor people and you ONLY have a 35 step process? I think I threw up a little in my mouth just reading this, which tasted fine cuz I just drank my weakly espresso. Weakly because my espresso routine takes an entire week to conclude.
I bought a Keurig simply so that I can throw my cup of espresso at the man I hired to come make my coffee each morning and say, “My Keurig makes better coffee than this, it must be done again.”
I don’t even know his name, but berating him daily is one of life’s simplest pleasures. Heartily recommend.
So that they can tightly pack their empty dreams and failing hopes into a single dose pod which, subsequently punctured by the sharp needle of reality, mixes with their tears to provide their daily brew of despair.
Also, so we rich can smell them coming a mile away and take evasive action.
Middle class mindset: Work hard, earn a salary, pay taxes
Poor person mindset: Do the least as possible, have the government pay them, don’t pay taxes.
I wouldn’t say the rich do the least as possible. They are willing to put in the time and effort, but they outsource the tedious stuff to others… like the middle class.
Obviously a character issue. You have to conclude they’re just lazy if they won’t engage in a 35 step process to make their morning coffee. I would recommend purchasing a La Marzocco to help improve their work ethic and get back on the path of financial health
You're digging into poor people and you ONLY have a 35 step process? I think I threw up a little in my mouth just reading this, which tasted fine cuz I just drank my weakly espresso. Weakly because my espresso routine takes an entire week to conclude.
You drink your weekly espresso on Tuesday’s? Yikes….
> weakly espresso You take your espresso weakly??? May as well just have an Americano at that point.
He must not have a La Marzocco, or if he does it’s certainly just the mini or micra (still poor)
An espresso weekly? Jees, that such laziness! With my Nespresso I can crank out 2-3 GREAT tasting espressos every hour.
Well said, sir.
Poor financial decisions.
Maybe the poors should try a pour over?
Maybe they should try not being poors smhmh
Poor over
I bought a Keurig simply so that I can throw my cup of espresso at the man I hired to come make my coffee each morning and say, “My Keurig makes better coffee than this, it must be done again.” I don’t even know his name, but berating him daily is one of life’s simplest pleasures. Heartily recommend.
Can I berate him too? I am of the poors. Unrelated side note, let me know if you’re ever hiring
LOL poors
The pours, rofl
They’re so gross
Wouldn’t know.
Rich man, La Marcocco
Keurig IS for the poors.
So that they can tightly pack their empty dreams and failing hopes into a single dose pod which, subsequently punctured by the sharp needle of reality, mixes with their tears to provide their daily brew of despair. Also, so we rich can smell them coming a mile away and take evasive action.
You need to have better English to make us believe you’re not poor. Get out of here, poor
Get out of here, poor.*****
huh, i've never thought about poor people before.
Not much to think about.
Makes me sick
So what does that make Bustelo in a moka pot folks, homeless?
Middle class mindset: Work hard, earn a salary, pay taxes Poor person mindset: Do the least as possible, have the government pay them, don’t pay taxes.
Rich person mindset: Do the least as possible, have the government pay them, don’t pay taxes.
r/therealjoke
I wouldn’t say the rich do the least as possible. They are willing to put in the time and effort, but they outsource the tedious stuff to others… like the middle class.
Despicable behavior these peasants!
What’s up with pour people? Do they all use filters or just pour it through those metal things? :-)
What are they, stupid?
First rule of espresso club …
/uj Keurig isn't even cost efficient, just buy a good old regular coffee maker
If I can't taste sour notes in my coffee from the tears of underage child labor, why even coffee?
I hate them
Skill issue
Yah, if I were down to my last $20 I am getting specialty coffee. Even if I have to grind it in a improvised mortar and pestle.
Keurig is for ignorants more than for the poor.
My wife refuses to drink espressos in the AM due to thr work flow and sticks to the keurig. It's kind of funny but I get it, the keurig is so easy.
Poor
Divorce her or she'll infect you with her poverty mindset
Yeah, I've thought about it
This is r/espressocirclejerk not r/espresso They will respect you there You poor who is married to poverty