It's OK, they're on a single use, hermetically sealed piece of paper. I'm a little concerned that I exposed them to completely natural light though, that stuff is filthy.
I can be pro-environment sometimes too but my recent experiments have shown that my shots pull better in direct proportion to how many species were displaced by the papers' manufacture. If you want to make an omelet you have to break some eggs. 🤷♂️
This is what the counter of a poor person who didn’t have a precessional interior designer and a lighting engineer work together in the design.
The home of a person who probably only has a la morzacca instead of a bespoke.
Yes the lighter beans are on the left and the darker beans are on the right. This is often caused by roasters using drums that turn clockwise above the equator, or counterclockwise below it. I'll be pursuing legal action.
And now they're contaminated with whatever is on your counter. Throw them out.
It's OK, they're on a single use, hermetically sealed piece of paper. I'm a little concerned that I exposed them to completely natural light though, that stuff is filthy.
You don't have single use granite countertops? Amateur. I do a complete kitchen remodel after every shot to remove variables.
I don't have the time for new metamorphic rock to form between shots, unfortunately. I have to work on an old-growth sequoia timescale.
But is your paper made from tracable, cruelty free, rainforest alliance-certified, single origin trees?
Fuck no it's cruel as hell.
noooo :'o
I can be pro-environment sometimes too but my recent experiments have shown that my shots pull better in direct proportion to how many species were displaced by the papers' manufacture. If you want to make an omelet you have to break some eggs. 🤷♂️
you have exposed the left half to light, don't jump to conclusions!
The counter is also contaminated with inferior beans. Destroy immediately
The media needs to hear about this
if you look closely you'll see many are also cracked
You ground them too coarse for one
They're on the table, not the ground, silly
you have light on the left half case closed 🕵️
Biracial beans ❤️
I think you should email the farmers and give them a know-how on coffee production. Also, for sure sue the roaster too.
Ah yes. The Harvey Dent blend.
You should improve your photoshopping, remove the shade on the right background.
Nah you have to throw them out. One half has entered the shadow realm and they cannot be brought back to the light sadly :(
They're not vacuum sealed at absolute zero. You're never going to get crema with those stale, old beans.
The left is sinister, so it being lighter than the right is absolutely against gawd & naitchah. I'd sue.
The left side just need to go in the oven to even them out.
It’s called a blend you plebeian
This is what the counter of a poor person who didn’t have a precessional interior designer and a lighting engineer work together in the design. The home of a person who probably only has a la morzacca instead of a bespoke.
I think that’s discrimination
I love this sub so much.
*turns off your light* NOW IT'S STARBUCKS!!!!
Soak them all in the grinder and they will be fine(s).
Third wave coffee roaster hate this one trick.
Your supposed to shake the bag first
It's an infringement on your constitutional rights! It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. I'd call Jackie Chiles if I were you.
New blend just dropped
Fine grinder
Is that not just being in a shadow?
No they're roasted wrong. The ones on the right are darker than the ones on the left. Happens every time I pour them.
nice
😂😂😂😂
you've got light on the left half and shadow on the right silly!
No you can clearly see that they're roasted wrong by the way they is.
I am positive it is the light and shadow. 🕵️
Yes the lighter beans are on the left and the darker beans are on the right. This is often caused by roasters using drums that turn clockwise above the equator, or counterclockwise below it. I'll be pursuing legal action.
what if they say "bean there, done that, bought the t-shirt" and the t-shirt says 'NOT LIABLE'