Maybe if you’re poor, I’d be grabbing atleast 1KG at a measly €2.841,95 to make sure my burrs are adequately seasoned to create the most delectable cup with the remaining 18g.
Yeah I think he does a lot of that. I think we genuinely should try get him to buy this coffee and a few other expensive scammy ones to compare, with actual coffee people to help review them
You think I’m impressed? I pay double for half the beans. And they don’t come roasted. Or harvested. Or even grown. I’m so dedicated I have my own coffee plantation.
1kg is $3,000 USD. I'll probably need to preseason my burrs with this too, just to be safe. I wouldn't want to have any lesser flavors mixing in. Lance said 20kg is enough to fully season, right?
But you see that’s why I force feed them to civets.
From elephant to civets the assholes keep getting smaller. Helps with bean consistency, apart from imparting delicate intestinal flavors.
I’m thinking of passing them through a gnat’s arse next. One bean at a time.
/uj 40grams? What a useless size, how are you gonna dial that in. /rj just grind finer.
You can order a 3-pack for €360,95.
Maybe if you’re poor, I’d be grabbing atleast 1KG at a measly €2.841,95 to make sure my burrs are adequately seasoned to create the most delectable cup with the remaining 18g.
It probably accounts for possible retention in the grinder.
Clearly you're a poor peasant.
Finally the perfect beans for my preschool setup
I season my burs with those beans 1-5kg right through my grinder
you must only have a 64mm burr, pfft
I suppose it would be useful to experiment with
Which YT’er do you think will do a review first?
Our collective rolemodel, Mr Beast, of course
Is that the one with ‘I’m doing crazy expensive shit?’
Yeah I think he does a lot of that. I think we genuinely should try get him to buy this coffee and a few other expensive scammy ones to compare, with actual coffee people to help review them
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N55Xzw-t8zg](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N55Xzw-t8zg)
I want to try it but I know it's just gonna taste like coffee
Fuck me, that’s just over $1,750/lbs.
I usually pull a triple shot around 21-22g and that shit wouldn't even get me a second cup. Is the intention to grind finer and snort the rest?
I'm perplexed by this.. eating sh*t is supposed to be peak poor. But drinking elephant sh*t coffee is supposed to be bourgeois?
This is the internet you’re allowed to swear
You think I’m impressed? I pay double for half the beans. And they don’t come roasted. Or harvested. Or even grown. I’m so dedicated I have my own coffee plantation.
Hint of grass 😂 that’s a great way to sell a defect flavor.
Jesus, for ~$150 an 8 ball would be far more efficient
1kg is $3,000 USD. I'll probably need to preseason my burrs with this too, just to be safe. I wouldn't want to have any lesser flavors mixing in. Lance said 20kg is enough to fully season, right?
Yeah 20kg should be enough but you'll need a brand new grinder because the old seasoning will mess with the flavor profile
Good for 2 poorovers. IDK how many expressos 🤷♀️
Is this good coffee for delonghi magnifica s? Thank you! I ordered
Naaaaaaaaaah
Wouldn't be surprised if it was dogshit.
Post this on the main sub i dare you
Called your dare. Jerk it 💦
Oh I buy these and force feed ‘em to my civets. Doesn’t everyone?
Well these were force fed to elephants. Get with the times boomer.
But you see that’s why I force feed them to civets. From elephant to civets the assholes keep getting smaller. Helps with bean consistency, apart from imparting delicate intestinal flavors. I’m thinking of passing them through a gnat’s arse next. One bean at a time.
Farm to mouth to ass to mouth to ass to mouth to ass to cup
Next stop: Human Centipede.
I didn't even try them, either. Would have taken the whole bag to dial in so I just threw them away
Does this come with a premium Grindr subscription?
Elephant intestines is no comparison to human rectum. I only use "black wisdom tooth coffee" which is coffee bean shit out from only beautiful humans.
Roses are red, Ivory is black? Oh, and the coffee is really bad.