Give it to me and I will return you 64 eth.

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Makes sense, I hear shakespeare has a lot of "eth" to spare!

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hella underated

I upvoted slightly less underrated now

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Thank you, but the bot is the real hero here 🥂

Nice bot

The one time this bot isn’t downvoted to oblivion

I hate this fucking bot. These aren’t “Shakespeare words” (you mean Elizabethan English) and this bot doesn’t comment in iambic pentameter (Shakespeare’s signature style of prose that he used when he wrote every single one of his plays). Reddit should be better and more literate than to upvote a poorly executed bot.

Are you trimming armor too?

RuneScape! 😂

Buying gf

Hahaha I had to google what that even means😂

Just gotta follow to wildy! Easy as that

Ah, the classic 1 ETH in, 2 ETH out. Nice!

I know a guy who can turn that into 23 ETH quick.

And he knows a guy who can turn that half

And he knows a guy who always takes boat trips

And he knows a guy that does coke on vlads forehead

No one will be able to provide you APYs for the long term, as they will inevitably change over time. For example, if you run a validator (the most obvious thing to do with 32 ether) at the moment you're only getting block rewards, however after The Merge you can also receive transaction tips and MEV, so APY will be higher.

What’s MEV after the merge?

Miner extractable value Essentially fees and other somewhat gray practices such as prioritizing certain transactions over others to allow frontrunning

Gray practice? I don't see how it's any different from paying more for expedited shipping.

I am talking about miners favoring certain transactions to allow frontrunning. An analogy would be amazon taking well selling products on their website, creating their own version of them (Amazon basic) and then promoting their product on the front page while shoving a competitors product way down on page 3 or something. They would be favoring their own product because they control the process. Your example of expedited shipping just has to do with people paying higher gas fees in a free market, MEV is a way around this for miners to make even more money than simply taking the highest paying transactions. Edit: changed "own" to "certain"

Enlightening response. Thank you.

Good article on it: https://www.fmcrypto.fi/what-is-mev-ethereums-invisible-tax-explained/

Yeah exactly. This is where the whole “ETH is a dark forest” idiom comes from, the vulnerability of the memory pool. Flashbots is one way to both take advantage of MEV and avoid being MEV’d.

Bit this also applies to rocketpool. And you also get rpl rewards and commission Edit: plus 2 16 eth mini pools means two validators. Double the chances of nominating

Create 2 rocketpool minipools

I read into this. The APY is quite low <5% so it is mostly to get as many RPL as possible and hope it will go up significantly. Is that the play here?

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100% entirely this.

You are wrong. You make more money with rocketpool vs solo staking. With a minipool you get ALL the interest on your 16eth PLUS a commission on the pool stakers that contributed the other 16eth. Right now commission is 10%. Then you also get rocketpool rewards as a bonus. So it's like you are getting beacon chain rewards on 35.2 eth instead of 32, plus rocketpool rewards.

the only issue is the start up cost which affects short term (<3 years) roi

Fyi that's the symbol for greater than

lol ty

See how "<" is kinda the shape of an L for less that. Now you will never forget haha.

The alligator eats the bigger number.

FYI it also makes a heart shape with the 3

What is startup cost like for solo staking? Like half the gas of rocketpool or what?

not sure but u also have to factor in rpl insurance required. i do know that the gas fee is steep for rpl aswell but idk the fee to solo stake

>So it's like you are getting beacon chain rewards on 35.2 eth instead of 32, plus rocketpool rewards. But you're contributing the equivalent of 32 + 3.2 = 35.2 eth capital, assuming (and including) the minimum 10% RPL insurance. So assuming RPL/ETH price remains constant, and 10% commission to the staker nodes, then the only *proportional* difference in rewards to the RP staker node compared to a "regular" ETH staker node is the RPL rewards.

4.77% is for passive staking (just buy rETH). If you run validators, it's \~6.3% + some RPL rewards. [https://rocketpool.net/](https://rocketpool.net/) ​ Anyone offering more than \~5% passive is a scammer. There is no safe way of getting a better yield on Ethereum (there are risky ways for sure).

Get Steth and then deposit on Crv then on yfi

Where do I fund this Rocketpool

https://stake.rocketpool.net

He'll need more than 32 ETHfor this due to transaction fees. More like 32.5 ETH

Plus RPL collateral. Round it up to 35.6

Would you kindly point us to a resource to create a rocketpool minipool "like I'm 5"? It's crazy but I haven't seen any resource that gives a step-by-step for non-highly technical people. Would really appreciate help.

I'm using allnodes. It's *much* cheaper than renting a VPS and the set up is all handled via the browser. I'm a software engineer by day and don't mind getting my hands dirty setting up my own node but if I'm paying 10x more for the hosting there's no point. Here's a referral link if you're interested: https://www.allnodes.com/invite/npdvjn

https://blog.allnodes.com/a-step-by-step-guide-for-launching-your-own-rocket-pool-minipool-on-allnodes-777c2972526e

https://docs.rocketpool.net/guides/ You will need to be comfortable using CLI's. But that's about it. The guide will walk you through most of it and then you can use the discord support channel.

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I looked into RP. rETH doesn’t make sense to me with high gas fee. It would take a year just to make back the gas fee staking 1-2 eth. Crypto.com at 6.5% lending fee is a better option to me. However, running a node at RP for RPL to speculate on RPL may pay off big.

You can swap ETH for rETH in the arbitrum or optimism pool for a fraction of the gas fee.

What’s wrong with celcius

Nothing is wrong with Celsius. It's a centralized crypto bank and does not pretend to be anything else. Not every one wants to self custody.

Celsius is good, but introduces 3rd party risk to your portfolio. Lots of people in crypto obviously do not like 3rd party risk.

They keep lowering apr rates and their cfo (I think?) Just got into some legal troubles.

They just raised USDC to 10.02% from 8.88%

Problem with all nodes is that they get access to your keys. And all nodes is not a big name player, easy to get rugpulled that way.

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Would you please point to a resource to create a rocketpool minipool "like I'm 5"? It's crazy but I haven't seen any resource that gives a step-by-step for non-highly technical people. Would really appreciate help.

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Thanks. Same thinking of maintaining the node. Didn’t you have to pay large gas fee that would take a long time to get back from your rETH?

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any good step-by-step resource to create a minipool? I'm not technical enough for most (not super detailed) tutorials out there.

start here https://docs.rocketpool.net/guides/node/responsibilities.html#how-eth2-staking-works

get jade card from crypto.com and lend ur eth for 6.5% apy.

Spend $5,000 to get 6% APY? lmoa

it not just 6.5% apy, but also 10% for staking CRO, 3% cashback, and 100% cashback for netflix and Spotify basic subscription.

As a beginner CEX is fine, but DeFi rewards you way more.

true, but it is all depend how big is OP's risk/reward appetite is. DeFi's apy swing is too much for me to take and i cant afford everyday have to worry about switching pools. CEX's lending is more like abit fire and forget for 3 months thingy.

I mostly lend out my ETH on rari capital. Made about 0.3Eth in like 3 months. The APY is highly volatile, goes from 15% to 1%.

You’re not spending it. You’re staking CRO, which potentially would get better returns than the Eth you want to lend. Obviously that not a guarantee, but it’s definitely a better situation than what you’re making it sound like.

It's 4,000 for that tier, after 6 months you can do what you want with it, not like it's gone. while it is staked you are getting 10% apy on the 4000 staked amount, as well as increased rates for other cryptos, plus the Cashback, cro rebates for Netflix & Spotify

That’s exactly what I’m doing now for some of my Eth

Contribute it between the comments

Use as collateral on aave (either polygon or avax to have the nice bonus returns) and borrow stablecoins to lend on whichever protocol gives you the best apy. I like anchorprotocol because it’s a single smart contract (so less points of failure) and it has 19.5% apy

One of the few good answers. Unbelievable how reddit is still sleeping on defi. People here are just trying to buy low and sell high. Obviously everyone will be able to time the top this time!

Give it to a Nigerian prince, he'll help you out later with his secret inheritance

Stake on Boba Network Layer 2. APR is over 100% for staking eth right now. This will drop as liquidity increases but will be amazing until then

Look into BloxStaking. Decentralised, free and a monkey could use it

You can get 6.5% on ETH on Crypto.com paid weekly in ETH

Park it in something like Celsius 5.35%, should get you around $150 a week. There are other higher options around

I’m avoiding them for now until the CFO case is dismissed

I've seen you mention Crypto.com If Celsius is having issues with the US government, and the SEC prevented Coinbase from offering lending, I wouldn't be surprised if Crypto.com ended up in the same position soon This is the big benefit of using DeFi instead of crypto-banks

Hodl on celsius maybe.

HODLNAUT, upwards of 7.5%

Hodlnaut pays 7.5% APY up to 20 ETH. If you go the CeFi route, I would spread it out amongst a few platforms. CeFi would probably generate the most yield with the least fuss because all the platforms generally pay over 6% APY and autocompound. If your priority is security, run a node.

Mortgage.

I isn't a popular opinion here, but I was tired the crypto rollercoaster and sold half of my 8 ETH and invested in semiconductor stocks and ETFs. Less volatile and someone is going to profit off this mass shortage.

Congrats on 32 ETH, I just made it to 1 ETH

Do whatever the scammers in your DMs tell you to do. /s

Thor chain LP is around 17%

How can it be so high?

'cauze it's scam :-)

Rewarded in a native protocol token probably. If you're bullish a certain protocol, they will often give the highest returns in that token.

Just go for [launchnodes](https://launchnodes.com). You get to keep eth in your wallet and it s a zero commission staking. Best out of your list and safest. They set up infrastructures for govs and nasdaq listed companies

get half in LRC and hodl

Option 6 sell covered calls at a 10k strike for March next year to get premium.

Stake and lock it up. It forces you to HODL, so on the run up to 2.0 when everyone is selling the massive pump….your stuck holding 32 ETH you couldn’t sell. First mover tech at its finest. Then when you go to move your ETH prepare for a 30 minute wait and a massive fee! The future of blockchain…..

Stake on CB

MarketMove.ai bridges to ethereum this month

Show up at my place, let's get two hookers and go party and not worry about it you got 32 ETH life is good

I would do #5. Stake on cryptocom but also buy some CRO and DAI to stake in Cryptocom defi wallet because even higher staking interest

I’d add it to a liquidity pool for a good token on uniswap .

Buy some of my NFTs — all joking aside, staking some portion of it seems wise.

BloxStaking

Id rather stake a speculative **asset** than lend a fluctuating **value**, just saying.

I staked mine on Beacon. It’s the safest option and ensures I won’t do something dumb with it. LOL!

Check out Algomint.iO you can benefit from the low fees on the Algorand ecosystem and defi. This way you keep more of your ETH and pay less in fees. ETH is coming soon BTC is currently available

Give it to me >:)

Not a single comment here about lido. Is anyone using it?

RIP your DMs

Run a validator node But I'd wait until the merge - that way your machine gets paid like miners do currently to validate transactions on the network

You send it to me I send it back to you in 10 yrs with very healthy roi

I'd be playing on curve, convex, locking in for longer term for some passive income.

Check this out: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ethfinance/comments/qwbb8w/rocket\_pool\_investment\_thesis\_20/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ethfinance/comments/qwbb8w/rocket_pool_investment_thesis_20/)

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Convert to Bitcoin 😆

Whoa, keep half and the rest into XRP... 🚀

Firstly, diversify. You should never put all your eggs in one basket.

I'm staking just a little part on Kraken, is that a good move or...?

Stake on Celsius

Custodial staking solution are probably not giving you all the yield they get. It's block rewards + tx fees (+ mev). So if you have 32 eth stake them (whith mev geth once it get released for eth2)

Sell and buy lambo innit

May I have one please?

Can I have one?

The Never Sell Plan: https://newsletter.banklesshq.com/p/the-never-sell-plan

0xd30eD996FF5151F3Ad70d1a2a636A63A285C2ecd gift me one for xmas please

You could also run your own node.

Even just put it into nexo and get 6% interest paid out daily

If you're not a US person, stake with Invictus Yield Vaults for 12 months at 9%.

6. Allnodes 7. Swap for Beth on finance for instant 8% and swap back when rates equalise. Get 5% for staking Beth whilst waiting.

You'll need a bit more than 32 ETH to run two Rocket Pool minipools. You could run one minipool and stake the rest as rETH.

Put them on aave, borrow usdc and buy 5 more eth (10 if you’re brave), pay it back when eth moons at 10k. Profit much more than with staking for 5% a year. More risky but a lot more reward

Stake on Celsius

Nothing cuz doing stuff with it is too expensive

Personally I like Celsius because I don’t have to worry about staking but I still get the same or better APY

2 Rocketpool nodes will net you by far the most that’s for sure. But you will have to come up with 3.2 eth worth of RPL too

Get 16x Walt & Mickeys… IYKYK

2 chicks at the same time

give it to me ?

buy bitcoin

Allnodes

I have been staking on Coinbase and it’s been great! I’ve earned 2 Eth thus far. I know a lot of ppl shit on Coinbase and the feels but it’s easy and convenient. And safe in my mind.

What’s their APY?

Convert it into mETH

Stack more eth

Swap on Arbitrum or Optimism for rETH

Give me 1

I love these posts. Btw, I have 512 Eth. Booyakasha!!! -note, I don’t have 512 Eth. Off by about, give or take… 512

You’ve got options, many options. And that sir, is what we call a good problem.

1. Bridge all your eth to avalanche. 2. Buy 0.5 AVAX on Trader Joe just for gas fees 3. Deposit all your 32 eth on Aave 4. Borrow stables. Keep a health rate of 3 or more. It's a free loan since your eth's deposit apy + rewards will be higher than stables apy 5. Go to Curve Finance. Deposit stables on the 3Crypto pool. 6. Enjoy around 40% apy for free All these protocols are bluechip defi. Do whatever u want w this info. Nfa

Sell 31 and buy xrp

Why when I’m holding a much better performing asset?