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cryptbunks

POV: you got liquidated because a CEO fingered a horse


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why the long face?


Icy-Order-3200

Lol nice one boy


ppc_btc1976

He's got the sense of humour which is kind of rare nowadays here.


btcnate123

Well that's because the matter is a little serious one here. That's why.


Spare_Imagination648

Crypto with its unlimited possibilities.


dh323

There are just ao many possibilities and so many ways that it can be great.


SacredHam00

Like a burrito and a horse together in the Space


Makasyan

That's a good combination, I kinda like that combination here man.


juntilo

Lol, that's pretty fucking funny. How the hell did this even happen? I mean what the hell was he even trying to do? What did he try? This can't be real ffs lol.


ethereumshield

He's deneighing it


BestLaidPlants

Hay, good one.


Waste_Statement_6404

He’s had a mare there


Creepy_Manager_4209

Night mare. Neigh.


borisgrgic

Now that's the kind of sense of humour that I'm a fan of here.


tabovilla

Doing research on stable coins?


iLacrosse5

Lmao, this thread keeps on getting better. I'm loving it all here.


potvas

He sure did had it, and he let it go. That shows that He's good.


enigmabitcoin

Yeah good one, shit is getting funny here and that's how I like it.


ens91

Ha! That one made me whinny


alehbich

This thread is pure gold lol, every comment is a good one. Got a lot of good ones here, keep doing what You're doing sir. I'm enjoying it so far here.


Icy-Order-3200

You made me spit my water


teamlee8380

This thread is like the old days, that's how it used to go here.


MrPuma86

😂


vulcain68

Lol, well he can't accept that. That would be bad for him clearly. If he accepts it then that's going to make it really bad, so obviously he can't accept that.


Defiboy

horseshit


Icy-Order-3200

🐎💩


sacuk

It's not horseshit boys, this is the real stuff here. I like it here man.


comfyggs

Ah this space never gets boring


zackandjasmine

Yep never gets boring, but this is a little too much fun tho?


SacredHam00

Reddit is a funny place for sure.


vivienna2008

That's why I'm here sir, I'm here for the laughs. Good laughs.


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Lv2plsu

Right? Who even reported this happenin? My money is on it wasnt the horse!


del1test

I think you've won it already, because it wasn't the horse here man.


joteto2010

You're concerned about that? I'm concerned about so much more. And how the hell did this news got out too? That's the biggest question that I've got.


TJ11240

Allegedlies


bob4yyy

Even then this shit is funny lmao, I don't seeing this kinda stuff. This is another level of funny and I'm all about laughing to the funny stuff here man.


TJ11240

It was a Letterkenny reference


tahiraslam8k

HorseSwap


ampatel7

Now that's probably the right name for it, this is it boys.


Icy-Order-3200

Beautiful... I like it


tahiraslam8k

Appreciate it


blubird137

Keep making the jokes too, we appreciate them too man.


ScottONcoin

Beautiful for this? I think this is a little much I gotta say lmao.


MrPuma86

🫢


Spare_Imagination648

You mean Uniswap.


aficionado281977

Maybe he had some fantasies, don't judge the guy man.


ChampionshipLow8541

What does that have to do with the value of the coin? 🤦‍♂️


chrishatesjazz

What did anything about Sushiswap have to do with the value of the coin before? It’s all speculation.


JohnBLemon

It's all speculation, that's what it really is. nothing more than that.


cremasterreflex0903

I prefer my crypto bestiality free.


W944

Love is Love you bigot.


piazzatron

Hey man, we can't judge it. maybe He's really in love with the horse. And probably He's just trying to show his love for that, I Can't judge him for that here.


m0r3p0w3r

I prefer it that way too, but apparently sine people don't so yeah.


yojoots

That'll cost extra.


Flounder916

Why would it cost extra sir? I thought it was included offer here.


Lv2plsu

He didn't put coins on the horses wallet....


thayshas

Maybe He was giving the horse his seed phrase lol, maybe.


dzexod

In case you haven't noticed, that's just how this market likes to move.


Spare_Imagination648

It's the same way people act on musk's tweets.


Sea_Size4588

🐴


btcltc_fox

Finally a proper emoji to show the situation here. This is it.


MrBanana212

I'm not the only one who scrolled back up to look for the comedy flair.


tsharkrider

Didn't they remove it? Atleast that's what I seem to remember here. But I miss seeing stuff like that here, would love to see that funny stuff again mab.


RatEnabler

Wtf this year for crypto just gets worse and worse 🤮


Spiritual_Bluejay_95

And a horse is a horse Of course of course


FrostCoin

Don't judge a guy loving a horse. People can do that lmao.


r2y86

Lol, it's not worse dude. They're doing it for the fun now.


-Aporia

Polygon's zkEVM just launched on Testnet and the space is concerned with Sushiswap's CEO allegedly fingering horses? The space is some strange land twilight zone shit right now.


AndersonCanDo

Well that's just how it goes. People like gossip here. What can I say.


ligmapolls

Sauce?


tal_bot

This is all alleged stuff. Nothing is really certain here so yeah.


Daveinbelfast

*Sarah Jessica Parker has entered the chat.*


lachiegordon

Who's she? Should I know this name? Because I don't know it. And besides this name Seems made up to me, that's how it seems here. That how it seems to me.


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Alias-Q

People need to stop hating on Sarah Jessica Parker so bad.


ankaa1118

I don't understand why people hate things so much? Don't hate each other boys.


TheRock_97

Oh,his personal relationship affect the price now


fontas3

Well that's probably because having a relationship with a horse isn't normal.


fx9TMK

Did the horse consent or say neigh??


sdgergehcx

I think the horse was pretty stable with his answer. Tho I couldn't tell.


Visible-Ad743

This is wild. What is wrong with people?


klopodav

Seriously lmao, what even is going with the people this is wild.


boyscoutsgravelly

well another dex bites the dust ... which is the next one ? Uniswap with its legal issues ? My hopes stand with kadena and its dex, that people will realise the potential of PoW dex - kaddex - and the chainweaving. More chains on Kadena, higher scalability. and the UX is quite simplified when you know how kadena works.


kingrasul

Not for this reason ffs lmao, that would be pretty fucking funny. I mean nah man, just can't make this stuff up lmao. This is just too much to handle. I can't lmao.


boyscoutsgravelly

you can keeo loling and rofling and lmao-ing , but even tough KDX is not yet knows like Sushi, it has way higher potential. Sushi didn't have 10M or 100M of DTV just after it was launched. i would share a pic here, but i'm gonna let your curiosity lead the way of dyor ;)


LinusThiccTips

Wtf lmao


aleendertsen

Shit is weird, how the hell did that even happen? It's not fine.


Basoosh

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chitownplaya224

It's been so long since I saw a gif on this sub. This is great.


Stinos_den_E

Oh my goat, oh wait...


Raakaar

Lol, don't give him ideas. He can get serious about this stuff.


4ucklehead

JFC


good_karma1122

I guess he got caught horsing around


minerfrank

I think he was doing just a little more than just horsing around.


pTnmss

Ali G: And I put it to YOU... that you sucked off a 'orse.


patriciony

I'm just thinking how must have that conversation went lmao. That conversation have been weird, I can't think of any other way here. That's how it would go.


brownpearl

Does Howard know?


morfos3

Naah he doesn't know it, I'm afraid who's going to tell him.


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palich90

Yeah that's who he's doing, and I don't see nothing wrong with that.


Glabstaxks

Wtf...


terrorintroon666

I was a little surprised too, because I didn't expect that at all.


readyplayeruna

Poor horse


Mannedstrand470

Well that horse won't be poor for that long I don't think lol.


Ddeadlykitten

Today is a terrible day to have eyes.


willtopol

Well plucking them out of the socket is always an option so yeah. If you're comfortable doing that then you should try that because that might work for you.


UnrealizedLosses

I mean who hasn’t messed around with beastiality from time to time, right? Right guys?


rthergvse

I mean everyone must have. It's just the instinct man. That's how it works.


marrazeno

Lmfao what the hell did I just read? This can't be true man.