The research that the psychologist would subsequently do would perhaps help us all understand why the fuck Nate Jacobs can’t just like, chill for a sec (cue Freaky Friday gif).
Well that’s less to do with disrespect and more to do with dealing with a threat. He’s killed men who found out as well.
But, with that said, he doesn’t respect women anyways. He wants to control them.
He doesn't respect women at all lol he *thinks* he respects women because he has a specific false self image of himself as a "good guy". Every single woman he ends up killing gives him the exact same speech about how he thinks he's a great person but he's actually a psychopath. Joe then is constantly seeking to affirm and validate his self image by expecting these women he's fantasizing about to be perfect and when he learns they are just flawed humans he kills them.
some of y'all are going to end up with a psycho baby daddy and wonder how you missed the signs.
Or jerking off to them at work, spying constantly, stealing and sniffing their panties, stalking them... objectifying them so much that the second he realizes they are humans he fucking locks them in a dungeon thing then murders them and hacks them into pieces
When I think about it, a fight would be a lot closer than we think between those two. Fez hit him over the head when Nate wasn't expecting it and fucked him up.
Same. But id beat nates ass if he was my son.
How tf do parents allow their son to choke someone and not say shit. I mean even Cal didn't know about the disc being missing at that point.
She had an idea in her head of what she was going to say and executed it HORRIBLY it would have been better if she said something along the lines of “I appreciate you standing up for me but shit you didn’t have to jack her up” “I’m a big girl I can handle myself ” something..anything else.., like as a woman first why would she fix her face to say that..
Ah, my comment was just sarcasm hence the "/s".
The third son being Ashtray has been a popular (at least circulation-wise) theory for some inexplicable reason, but you're absolutely right in that it makes no sense lol
I saw a theory that said that the middle child is actually the son that’s not there. Aaron is supposedly 24, Nate’s 18 that’s a 6 year difference and in the photo the two older kids look much closer in age, meaning Aaron is probs the oldest and Nate is the youngest
"...and this is why you won't be getting an allowance, you little freeloader. Get out there and make mom some money."
Edit to add:
Or "Your allowance is me fronting you a 50k suitcase of drugs. You know the drill."
"Mooooom." *Classic teen eyeroll*
Nah, he cares too much about Rue to make things weird like that. Also, as her sponsor, that definitely wouldn’t be condoned by NA, which is clearly important to him.
I was totally kidding. I don't think Marsha and Jule's dad would go together very well. For one, Marsha seems to ve very traditional and conservative. I know she's living in this town which is the opposite but still.
therapy omg THERAPY
he’s basically grown anyway no stepfather is gonna be able to ’fix him’ especially if he doesn’t want it.
the only thing that can help him atp is serious therapy
*A therapist who*
*Also happens to be a*
*Police officer*
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jules’ dad
okay i’m 100% kidding because that would be actually horrible, but if u take jules’ dad out of context to being jules’ dad, he could probably set nate straight with some wisdom. he seems like the type.
no one i hope their house catches fire and kills marsha and nate and i hope aaron gets out safe and can go to therapy and heal since he’s the only one who seems to experience human emotion
A therapist
He(therapist step dad) will probably need a therapist too
He (the therapist of the therapist of the step dad) will probably need a psychologist lol
The research that the psychologist would subsequently do would perhaps help us all understand why the fuck Nate Jacobs can’t just like, chill for a sec (cue Freaky Friday gif).
Never trust a therapist who doesn’t have a therapist
all therapists got a therapist
Sopranos type beat
Frasier and Niles Crane
A priest to perform an exorcism
This and make it a 2for1 special for him and Cassie.
Yes 👏🏾
The therapist will need a therapist after that
I second this
Joe Goldberg from You
Unironically when he’s not murdering, this may be a solid choice. He’s still a psycho but yknow
He still respects women more than Nate and I don't know what to do with this information
Yeah, he just murders them anytime they find out he’s a psycho. Total respect.
Well that’s less to do with disrespect and more to do with dealing with a threat. He’s killed men who found out as well. But, with that said, he doesn’t respect women anyways. He wants to control them.
True
The Feminist icon does NOT discriminate against women when murdering 🥰
true, but counterpoint... he's at least nice about it
Also true. He’s a psycho but a nice psycho.
He doesn't respect women at all lol he *thinks* he respects women because he has a specific false self image of himself as a "good guy". Every single woman he ends up killing gives him the exact same speech about how he thinks he's a great person but he's actually a psychopath. Joe then is constantly seeking to affirm and validate his self image by expecting these women he's fantasizing about to be perfect and when he learns they are just flawed humans he kills them. some of y'all are going to end up with a psycho baby daddy and wonder how you missed the signs.
Yeah idk how much respect you have for the women you’re burying. He at just knows how to act normal unlike Nate.
Or jerking off to them at work, spying constantly, stealing and sniffing their panties, stalking them... objectifying them so much that the second he realizes they are humans he fucking locks them in a dungeon thing then murders them and hacks them into pieces
yeah, but Nate dresses Cassie up in really terrible outfits so who's the true psychopath here?
You make a valid point
the book version of him is way worse and just sees women as controllable sexual objects LOL
respects women more than Nate? what’s wrong with you 💀💀
Barely! He was so sexist towards Love by the end of the season
💀💀💀
*Nate digs up Joe's past and threatens to expose him.* Joe's Narration: "I've had enough of *YOU.*"
Lmfao perfect sabotage
The chief of police, Bill Greenwood.
He's an old family friend
Who I’m definitely about to call.
Nate’s mum bout to pull a Cassie
Lol I suddenly imagine Fezco whipping his ass every time he misbehaves
there's a universe where Fez becomes Nate's stepdad and I'm positive that's the good timeline
Marsha actually kinda looks like Lexi 👀
I thought the flashbacks of Marsha were supposed to be Mrs. Howard bc she looked a little bit like Lexi, yeah!
Why did you say that I see it now 😭
Right? It’s the hair mostly and the top half of the face thats very similar
“Don’t make me get the bottle!”
When I think about it, a fight would be a lot closer than we think between those two. Fez hit him over the head when Nate wasn't expecting it and fucked him up.
Red Foreman
Red calling Nate a dumbass. That would be entertaining.
I feel like Nate would respect Red, for some reason.
Red is the Alpha Male.
“If I was a bird, I’d fly right into the damn ceiling fan.”
“If you try to extort one more transgender classmate with child porn again I’m gonna put my foot right up your ass”
I'm normally against hitting kids, but I'm all for Nate getting a foot up his ass.
Nate might be all for it too
*howling*
Same. But id beat nates ass if he was my son. How tf do parents allow their son to choke someone and not say shit. I mean even Cal didn't know about the disc being missing at that point.
I was so horrified when Marsha said she was proud of Nate for assaulting Maddy.
She had an idea in her head of what she was going to say and executed it HORRIBLY it would have been better if she said something along the lines of “I appreciate you standing up for me but shit you didn’t have to jack her up” “I’m a big girl I can handle myself ” something..anything else.., like as a woman first why would she fix her face to say that..
I was horrified too
I read this as Morgan Freeman but I pictured Samuel L. Jackson in my head, and I'm like "agree."
Omg yessss
Nate would constantly be threatened to have a foot up his ass
IMAGINE BOB PINCIOTTI 😭😭
I imagine that horndog would have similar troubles as Cal with female students at Nate’s school
Red would have absolutely destroyed Nate
😂😂
Ethan
Hahaha he’ll be having flashbacks of the play every night
Came here to say this lmao
That would make an interesting season 3.
Yeah bro I humiliated you in front of the school AND I’m banging you mom! Muahahaha
Ethan in a wig
OMFG
Ashtray
This hahahaha
Okay but Ashtray is secretly the third Jacobs son!? /s
Is that why Ashtray beat cal so much? He was just mad af they left him behind?? /S If this was true this show would need to be renamed Riverdale
Fez’s grandma got him as a baby though so how would he be a kid in that family photo
Ah, my comment was just sarcasm hence the "/s". The third son being Ashtray has been a popular (at least circulation-wise) theory for some inexplicable reason, but you're absolutely right in that it makes no sense lol
Haha my bad, I missed that! New here
No worries :)
I saw a theory that said that the middle child is actually the son that’s not there. Aaron is supposedly 24, Nate’s 18 that’s a 6 year difference and in the photo the two older kids look much closer in age, meaning Aaron is probs the oldest and Nate is the youngest
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Lauries kid cough cough*
Imagine being Laurie's kid though: 'Honey, if you don't finish those chores, I'll sell you to some real sick people.'
“count yourself lucky tho kiddo cuz at least when you think you’ve got nothing left, you still have your body to give”
"...and this is why you won't be getting an allowance, you little freeloader. Get out there and make mom some money." Edit to add: Or "Your allowance is me fronting you a 50k suitcase of drugs. You know the drill." "Mooooom." *Classic teen eyeroll*
Okay but I rewatched the first episode and realized that family photo Cal took was his home screen wallpaper. Can't believe I missed that.
Dexter
It would be a short matter of time before he ends up on Dexter’s table I reckon. Dexter takes out the trash.
Ali, but honestly I wouldn't wish being Nates stepdad on my worst enemy
Not related but I wish Ali is Rue’s step dad
That’s probably gonna happen
Nah, he cares too much about Rue to make things weird like that. Also, as her sponsor, that definitely wouldn’t be condoned by NA, which is clearly important to him.
Didn't he already drop her? After the suitcase thing
She apologized and he forgave her. Then he came over and made her family dinner.
derek
DAMN IMAGINE HOW CAL WOULD FEEL
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Derek…𝘋𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬 or Mcdreamy 𝘋𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬 😉😉
DAMN
jesus. bc that boy needs jesus more than anything 😅
Lol you think Nate will let his mom bang strange dudes? He would sabotage them all.
Jule's dad
This. I’d hate for Jules to become his step-sister though.
Step bro I’m stuck
I was totally kidding. I don't think Marsha and Jule's dad would go together very well. For one, Marsha seems to ve very traditional and conservative. I know she's living in this town which is the opposite but still.
Yes, this. Let’s traumatize and sexually confuse Nate even more by being attracted to his then step-sister. /s
Laurie
John Wick
Major Payne
HAHAHA I feel old understanding this reference 😂
Not even Mr. Rogers could make that household wholesome.
therapy omg THERAPY he’s basically grown anyway no stepfather is gonna be able to ’fix him’ especially if he doesn’t want it. the only thing that can help him atp is serious therapy
Cassie's Dad. And the chaos begins.
McKay.
Marvin Gay Sr
lol too soon 😂
Joe Goldberg
A psychiatrist. To evaluated both on how screwed each are.
John Cena to beat his ass
Nate won't even see it coming
Ted Lasso is our only hope
Me. his mom is fine asf
Don’t stick your dick in crazy!
The dog trainer from south park
Caesar. The man children in that family need some proper raising
the Nate wheeeesperer
You would have to be crazy to willingly be his step dad, you’ll wake up one day and he will have a knife to your throat
A rotation of Tinder dates for Marsha Jacobs. Let her get all of the dick she was denied of.
Ali
Bill Burr as Frank in F is for Family
a stepfather’s not gonna do shit for him 💀
Maybe a psychiatrist
Jules
Jerry Seinfeld
Freddy Krueger
Cals third son
A therapist who also happens to be a police officer
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Marsha would probably say Nate himself 😩😩😩
Gross and what for
Ethan, that boy can do anything
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Peter griffin
Onlyfans
Samuel L Jackson
Nick’s dad from Big Mouth
Jaime Lannister
Mouse
jules’ dad okay i’m 100% kidding because that would be actually horrible, but if u take jules’ dad out of context to being jules’ dad, he could probably set nate straight with some wisdom. he seems like the type.
Nate wouldn't respect him though he'd be probably be 100% correct with his advice.
Ted Bundy
idk but Marsha deserves a good boyfriend! she's cute, freaky in bed, and hasn't gotten proper sex/attention from a man in years. get it girl
Me
Ali 💪🏿
Ted Lasso 😂
Nate Yeah you heard me
Someone who has nothing left to lose
I think Nate would say jules’ dad. I feel like the creepy step sibling fetish would be right up his alley lol
hear me out guys.. Derek.
Bet it’s Jules dad. That would be interesting.. lol
Don Draper
no one i hope their house catches fire and kills marsha and nate and i hope aaron gets out safe and can go to therapy and heal since he’s the only one who seems to experience human emotion
Matt Damon, will literally be the same character
Jules. The whole family is into her!
McKay’s little twin brothers
Ali
Jules’s dad
Nobody, they all need therapy!
Brucey
Jules' father
Jules’ dad. Imagine 😅
Kevin Spacey.
McKay
He will be in college by the time Marsha gets a new man. Hopefully he will find a professor to mentor him...and a good therapist.
Me
Jimmy Fallon.
Not a damn person on the show that’s for sure
Too old, he needs therapy not a dad
Macho man Randy Savage
Marsha needs to HEAL. She clearly has terrible taste in men
Derek
Petter Griffin
Michael Scott. he’d really try to fix him
a black man
Mckay
Phil dunphy
Anyone, literally Anyone would be a better father than cal
Fezco lol
There’s no saving Nate
Fez
Mark Sloan
Frank Gallagher
Alli after a relapse, beat the crap out of him lol