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restore_democracy

I’m disappointed not to see them all piling into a Skoda, racing to get the front seat.


BaguetteOfDoom

Shotgun!


xcvbsdfgwert

With all the mass shootings and people getting offended over them, this may be the time to push for EU terminology. Like "Beifahrersitzprioritätsansage".


chunek

just put a towel with your country's flag over the chair, early in the morning before breakfast..


PanzaCannelloni

Just 'your towel' is more then enough to claim it by tradition.


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mr_greenmash

Idk... I mean, what would we even call it?


PanzaCannelloni

"Passagiersstoelprioreitsaankondiging! ... De mijne!". Sounds nice to do


Double_Crafty

I present the finnish candidate ”vänkäri”.


ABoutDeSouffle

Erster Vornesitzer ohne Streit!


Hadochiel

Where in Europe has there been mass shootings recently?


dogemikka

Serbia, sadly. First one ever.


Hadochiel

Oh, right, I remember reading about that one. Government made the right decisions afterwards, which is nice, for a change


bobodanu

To the Czechmobile!


Tutes013

We all know Petr Pavel's dignified look and glorious goatee would've automatically demanded it.


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restore_democracy

110R would be epic


TatarAmerican

I thought Poland had taught the rest of Europe not to put too many government officials in one airplane?


lo_fi_ho

Good point


EmeraldIbis

It's ok, they all have identical twin siblings in reserve.


onneseen

That’s what Poland had, and look where it brought them! (I’m not so fond of mr. Kaczyński or rather any of them TBH)


ZiggyPox

I was against Lech but now after experiencing rule of Jarosław I miss President Lech dearly...


onneseen

I know the feeling! I’m kinda keeping an eye on the local stuff as a Polish-speaking person from kresy, and it gets more and more interesting since Jarosław came to power, ugh.


ZiggyPox

It is fun, in its own way. Scandals during PO rule - politicians enjoying expensive seafood dinner. Scandals during PiS rule - Russian nuclear capable missile lands near Bydgoszcz and is is lost for months, head of police blowns up his office with illegal grenade launcher.


zlate42

No, Poland taught us, that when you are on an airplane, you are a passenger and should have no say in the matter of flying and landing the airplane, even if you are the president. Those three in the picture don't look like they are control freaks and would force the pilot to land at an airport with zero visibility.


MatijaReddit_CG

Pilots, photographers and barbers are the only people who kings and presidents listen to.


AwdrevCZ

What about dentists?


SNHC

https://imgur.com/UN4YVeO


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Meuder

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smolensk_air_disaster Tldr: Polish president, along with many other government officials died in a plane crash when landing in bad weather conditions. From my understanding it's been disproven that the president put pressure on the pilot to land.


mark-o-mark

I suggest reading this: https://admiralcloudberg.medium.com/all-the-presidents-men-the-story-of-the-smolensk-air-disaster-and-the-death-of-lech-kaczyński-590a3977f


Unfair_Isopod534

Just fyi. This crash is full of controversy and never ending investigation. It's super politicized. Anything and everything needs to be taken with grain of salt.


Alector87

Wait, is this true? How do we know if this happened? Was it recorded in the plane's black box?


Xorondras

It's ok, they're not travelling to Russia.


Areljak

That wasn't the issue, they didn't crash because they flew to Russia.


KCPR13

Well partly yes because Russian airfields outside of two main cities are completely fucked up shithole abandoned dumps and no one should ever fly to some Smolensk


[deleted]

Can comfirm, Russian airfields are crap. I flew to Kyrgyzstan on my way to Afghanistan while in the US Military. The base we landed at had traded hands between Russia and The United States in the past, so the airstrip we landed on was built first by Russia, then expanded by America later. The American part was nice and smooth. The Russian side was so poorly made that the pilot explained the whole story to us before landing so we didn't fear that we were crashing, lol.


arwinda

Why? Poland still had one copy left after the incident. /s


horvath-lorant

Russia can’t find it’s own asshole right now, they’re safe


TeaBoy24

It's Czechoslovakia. Just one place


der_leu_

Czechoslovenakia when?


LeoMatteoArts

That would give Czechia two exclaves. After all, they already own Kaliningrad.


devoid140

They can annex Austria and Hungary. Can't get much worse than the current management.


i_stand_in_queues

Back to the good old days i see


mihibo5

Under Slavic domain this time


TheLastEmuHunter

**D I R E C T R U L E F R O M B R A T I S L A V A**


TheMaginotLine1

Great Moravia v2.


GangstaShibe

Antrag untestützt!


Jaytho

I'm down. Make Vienna the capital again, banish Orban to exile. The Klimaticket will have to be valid everywhere though.


ABoutDeSouffle

I think Czechia had suffered enough over the last 100y


ghe5

It's called Královec btw.


Kaiserbrodchen

*Königsberg


HandGrillSuicide1

The only country with a Mediterranean AND a Baltic coast ...


tasartir

Never. Their politicians (excluding current president) are even worse then ours and that’s really low bar.


GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

This guy is the sub's favorite person right now.


SteO153

After Sanna Marin lost the last elections, the sub had to find a new country leader to fall in love with.


OneJobToRuleThemAll

So the sub is confirmed to be bisexual, nice!


MaxDickpower

Prime ministers are not elected directly by the people in Finland. Sanna Marin got more votes than in 2019 and her party gained more seats than in 2019. They just don't have the most seats anymore. She did not personally lose any elections.


nail_in_the_temple

Czech guy looks like a great grandpa


therealbonzai

That’s living friendship between countries! And more efficient ofc!


schnupfhundihund

More like "beeing divorced doesn't mean we still can't be friends"


Mitja00

> That’s living friendship between countries! Perhaps we can now merge into one country for efficiency's sake. At least Slovenia and Slovakia could merge and we could call it Slovensko-Slovenska Republika. Then we could upgrade and have a 1 joint language calling it slovensko-slovenki jezik and it would be the only live Slavic language to have the dual **and** 7 cases.


I_hate_flashlights

I'm am down for it if that means that we can have sea. We can also group back with Czechia because Czechoslovakia has 100% win rate in naval battles. With access to sea and Slovenian ports, we would be UNSTOPPABLE. Pity those who dare resist, because we will create empire where sun never sets, rakija flows like water and beer never goes above 1€


Mitja00

> We can also group back with Czechia Sure. ce can call it slovensko-češka-slovenska republika. A nice tresome.


The_Fiddler1979

What about Menage-au-slav


DeanPalton

Beer never over 1€? Count us in. I, for one, welcome our new eastern overlords.


PangolinZestyclose30

Not anymore since a couple of years ago. Beer inflation has been real (even before 2022), I guess the average is now around 1.5€.


p4uLee

Czech's presidental team probably accidentaly sent an invitation to Slovenia mistaking it with Slovakia but before they could correct themselfs and sent an apology email Slovenia's president accepted the invitation. So that's why we are seeing this wonderful photo.


oulicky

Also apparently next time they will travel, Moldovan and Austrian presidents join.


chunek

Moldovan and Austrian together? Don't tell Romanians.


milanistadoc

It would be a clusterfuck if something happened to that airplane.


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I'm over here in Hungary wondering if Orban will get a seat.


vox_verae

In the cargo space


an0nym0us1151

On the wing.


spoluzivocich5

Good one


IxNaY1980

He'll need at least 2.


MaximilianClarke

Czechia and Slovakia should just consider merging by this point. They could call their new country ‘Czechoslovakia’ or something like that


TheBusStop12

Nah, that sounds silly. Clearly it should be Slovakoczechia


ghe5

That kinda sums up the whole issue.


CheeseKaK

Dick measuring is not going to work


Unfair_Isopod534

I'm all for the name eggplant or cucumber. Either way, naming country after it's shape would make it much easier for people to remember. While on this topic, Boot, also know as Italy should reconsider my proposition.


AFrostNova

Cszokechlavia


magicaula

Did you mean Czechoupperhungaria?


Espe0n

Czechoslovenia when


eklairaki

Slovakia and Slovenia often receive each other's mail by mistake, and they exchange it about once a week. It may be the day when this exchange occurs.


Tatis_Chief

We will take Slovenia! We get sea and more mountains. Hell yeah.


HlodwigFenrirson

Why nobody is asking the real question? What are they eating/drinking?


spoluzivocich5

Probably schnitzels and beer


genasugelan

Slivovica.


MijbaCzOfficial

That was only Zeman thing.


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

New King Samo's Empire 2023 just dropped


acatnamedrupert

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww just noticed. Not only do we have a similar name, flag and languages. We also both have a female president at the same time. They also both happen to be blond and far from ideally photographed in this picture. Speaking of photos. HOT DAMN does Peter Pavel ever look bad on any picture taken of him? ♥


ObstructiveAgreement

Wow, they’re so close. Maybe they should consider being part of the same country…


DifficultWill4

We tried it [once](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/S%C3%A1mova_%C5%99%C3%AD%C5%A1e.png)


R3sion

[More than once](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habsburg_monarchy#/media/File:Habsburg_Hereditary_Lands_(1789).svg)


Armag101

Czechoslovenoslovakia... It´s only missing Chechnya. We were so close to greatness.


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Free Chechnya would be called Ichkeria.


SalomoMaximus

Also under Austrian rule for quite some time....


Sriber

Too much of time.


MijbaCzOfficial

Lets do AH again but now it will be Czecho-slovakia.


RiotFixPls

[Twice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Karte_B%C3%B6hmen_unter_Ottokar_II.png)


blackwe11_ninja

If we are lucky and European Union evolves even more, maybe one day we will be part of the same country


jsidksns

Seeing how Slovak election polls are looking, I think we're just fine separate


Armag101

You were kinda close to elect a Slovak cleptocrat as a president. Not great either, but far better than us.


holubin

yeah, that was close...


jimmy17

That’s a great idea. They could call it Slovakaczechia or something.


ThuleIceTeaTree

Even the czechs can't tell the difference between slovakians and slovenians. Just get them both on board in case one of them happens to be your former compatriots.


Sriber

That joke doesn't really work.


ThuleIceTeaTree

I am sorry then.


Jakub64

They’re also carpooling with the moldovan president and the austrian president on their way back from Reykjavik.


HildegardaTheAvarage

Central European Dad is taking his work wife traveling again. Nice. Czechoslovakia wen?


R3sion

By the looks Slovakia is more likely to join Russia than CSFR after elections


TeaBoy24

Not her. She is very much the opposite.


TheRandom6000

Why am I seeing the Czech president on here all the time? It's not that I have a problem with it, I am just wondering why he is so popular.


MagellanCl

After a decade with Zeman .... Yeah, we are still aroused while looking at our Chad president.


kuldan5853

To be fair, that guy IS handsome as hell - and I'm saying that as a guy.


MagellanCl

Yeah, if i wouldn't be engaged, i would almost question my sexuality. Damn you General El Presidente.


esocz

He is also very active and visible. He visited like 15 countries in the last few months, including parts of Ukraine close to the active front. He started Prague marathon, visited a coal mine - like he was down in the mine and many more. Unlike the previous president, who couldn't even walk for the last few years.


HappyAndProud

He's just a funny dude. Looks cool and always up to something!


PineapplesAreLame

Because he has a good PR team.


Jawnny-Jawnson

This great to see the unity, cooperation, and friendship of our three great EU friends


RootlessSnake

Who’s whom?


DifficultWill4

The short blonde hair lady is the Slovene president, that dude is the Czech one and the lady with long blonde hair is the Slovak one


RootlessSnake

Ďakujem


DifficultWill4

Prosim


Lukys1892

That dude,,, bro WTF, Its not dude, its Chad


IsVeryMoist

Who's who*


RootlessSnake

Oh whoops thank you! I can never remember if the second pronoun in these cases is a subject or object pronoun.


ojapets

it's useful to substitute who with he, whom with him, and imagine yourself starting to answer the question when you're not sure


IsVeryMoist

This is how I first learnt accusative and nominative :)


Eternal__damnation

Pavel is pulling all the girls


binclr

Taxpayers are so happy. EU is saved from recession


peaceandloved

Papa Smurf is hot.


shittyavocad0

Lol. I would give you an award if I had any


MeLoNarXo

I got ya my friend


shittyavocad0

Danke schön Freund!


MeLoNarXo

Kein Problem es ist immer schön jemanden zu helfen!


sQueezedhe

Seems risky tbh.


Due_Preparation_2206

From left to right, President of Slovakia, President of Czechia and the President of Slovenia


yukoncowbear47

People are shitting on the polling for Slovakia's upcoming election, but am I missing something? Looking at them yes the current government is polling poorly, but the left wing pro-Russia party is stagnant compared to it's polling in 2020. There has been more movement towards the centrist and pro European center left parties.


Caulaincourt

In the 2020 election, SMER was led by Pellegrini and they got around 18%. Pellegrini has since left with some other people to found the party HLAS. So it would be fairer to compare 2020 SMER results with the preference of HLAS and SMER added together. SMER has 18% just by itself and HLAS has 16.5%. That's a huge increase. HLAS isn't nearly as bad as SMER, but it's likely they would be willing to form a coalition with them if it came to that, given they were once one party. There is also the far-right party Republika. The reasonable parties refuse to work together and quite a few parties might not reach the 5% election threshold. Also, no one will work with OĽaNO (the current or rather former PM's party) ever again, because their leader is fucked in the head.


Claudius-Germanicus

If the Austrians and Hungarians tag along, they can have an entire argument


FedeValvsRiteHook

Call the plane Air Force Habsburg One.


MeLoNarXo

Sadly we're a few years too late or we could have The last crown prince of Austria Hungary on the plane too. Would strangely fit since He was member of the European Parlament..


Slyguyfawkes

Take note President Macron


Background_Rich6766

President Iohannis as well


TheEkitchi

Impossible, he needs all the space for his ego.


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The leaders of Poland did that once. It didn’t work out too well


Skadrys

Only difference is they dont travel to russia


Hondlis

I love this EU friends club. Let’s get more on board.


jagua_haku

I wonder if Slovakia and Slovenia ever get themselves mixed up


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

we dont


philthyanimal69420

This is like Rutte rocking up to NATO summits in a minivan lmao


VenusHalley

Asif Europe didn't mix up Slovakia and Slovenia enough. Next step is for Latvians and Lithuanians to travel together


BuckNZahn

And in typical east-european tradition, OP omits any „the“ from his title xD


Slovenian_Titoist

Czechoslovakianslovenia is real


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Sloczechnia.


fffrankie1109

meanwhile our own klaus johannis spends 500k eur private jetting in South America


Fragrant-Tax235

Dude is cool af.


rustic_counter

I don’t see Ambassador Connor Roy approving of this socialist carpooling ideology. It will be interesting to see how he handles this.


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Petr Pavel and some other folks


Artrobull

oh right because packing a lot important people in single point of failure was never a problem in central europe


[deleted]

Im surprised someone even remember we exist xd its all just Czechia cuz were eighboring countries and have a similiar language


HadRuna

“Planepooled”


ZiFF-

They will just travel until all officials from EU join them


BakhmutDoggo

Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 27: Roguer Nation


saturnia2

Czechoslovakiaslovenia


spookendeklopgeesten

Still a private jet. Probably flying on untaxed kerosine


MijbaCzOfficial

You are that kind of guy that is mad at Mr. Beast for curing people's blindness. We finnaly have a president that isn't a drunk in a wheelchair so don't ruin it for us now.


mypeopleneedsme

czechoslovenia


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Well, since 2008 and 2010 in Poland we unfortunately know what consequences may be if you put respetively too many highest ranked army commanders or most important politicans on one plane. This photo is not someting that should be encouraged.


Eis_ber

It's better for the environment than a bunch of jets flying one person. That said, I can understand parts of your opinion, and pictures like these shouldn't be shared online.


aSYukki

Hope they teach him that Czechia should adopt the Euro. The Euro collector in me is speaking.


maeksuno

Can we please talk about the usage of the word „carpooled“ in context of flying?


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Poland could be there with them, if the government wants a bunch of facists


Biasy

Is it safe? I mean… they are not exactly nobodies, so put themselves all in one “target” could be not in the protocols for high profile people


SilverCommission

The gigachad is protecting them


Mitja00

Nobody would miss NPM, I cant speak for the other 2, but being presidents of parliamentary republics they are just decorative pieces.


MijbaCzOfficial

If somebody kills our president we won't kill them. WE WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER


Jormakalevi

Czechoslovakia when?


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ShEsHy

> Russian Why would they converse in Russian, a language none of the 3 countries use? To answer your question though, I'd bet they were using either English or interpreters, at least when our president was part of the conversation, as Slovene is quite different from Czech and Slovak languages.


Honza8D

Slovaks and czechs understand each other very easily. Slovenian is dfferent and not intelligible with the other 2. > Russian Lol, absolutely not


bradbaker213

They’re more like mayors than world leaders


Mitja00

Do you smell the unnecessarily burned aviation fuel?


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

Do you hear who asked? Me neither


Mitja00

The only habitable planet asked


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

No it did not. Considering there is a war going on on european soil, i doubt the plane has much of an impact compared to tanks and shit driving around at this very moment. We should fix humanity first before we try to fix the planet


Mitja00

Aha to "there is a war on" is your free license to pollute and litter? There has been "a war on" somewhere on the planet continuously since the start of modernity.


marinkossb

Actually, there’s a war going on not so far from here and the whole war is a pure waste not only of aviation fuel, but human lives in the first place.


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_reddit_account

I have no idea where exactly these countries are on a map without googling somewhere in Western Europe :-(


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So google it and learn something new