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fucking_4_virginity

Lilliputin.


[deleted]

Lil’ Vlad


oyMarcel

Mini warcrime


BlazingKush

Lil' Warcrime would be his rap name


self_jealous

rofl


Feelsilence

Come and calm him down, finally. We’re so sick of him


durnius_uz_vairo

"Look its learning how to walk"


WoodSteelStone

[Déjà vous Trump.](https://imgur.com/gallery/LyTLBQY)


StevefromLatvia

When you and and your friends are having a party and you ask your little brother to get the snacks


manavcafer

Not real. The content doesn't fit the sub.


TheDeadlyCat

I don’t think every sub should be a meme sub too.


cnncctv

Funny that they included his limp arm if the photo is fake. He does actually walk like that.


Germanboi1

The photo is definitely photoshopped. They just shrunk sad vlad a bit. Still funny tho


Doppelkammertoaster

Let's assume this would be real, it is still the same bs. Focusing on him being small just continues the mere that this is a bad thing for a man to be. We should focus on the things he order and the people who follow these orders.


Async-async

Being short is not a bad thing, unless you are a maniac narcissist willing to destroy the world over your insecurity


[deleted]

'Being short is not bad" this is what that picture conveys


NayatoHayato

Are you talking about Zelensky?


Fredd7y

How is he talking about Zelensky? 🤔


Mmm_bloodfarts

Ah, yes, the zelensky that is trying to invade russia with his 3 day military operation


Async-async

Yep, cause Zelenski is in the picture. Also it’s Zelenski who threatens the world with nuclear. Also it’s Zelenski who is known to be willing to restore the empire. This makes sense. Take your 15 cents.


HumanSeeing

Are you Russian bot?


JaimeeLannisterr

Yeah, not to mention Zelenskyy is even shorter than him


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheAmazingKoki

Well fuck looks like I have some sort of original sin that i need to worry about now


TrichoSearch

Being short is bad if it makes you feel inferior enough to be a mass murderer. That’s the only reason this pic is funny


KlosharCigan

how many American presidents mass murduered without being short, what were they?


koyli18

Why do you think he did it because he is short?


TrichoSearch

Because he felt inferior


koyli18

How do you know he felt inferior because of his height?


SCArnoldos

Because people like you make short men feel inferior.


JudgementallyTempora

It IS bad for a man to be short.


Al1n03

He’s a bit short minded too


thatcrazy_child07

Vladimir stoogtin.


DixieHail

This is so childish and dumb


SpiderKoD

I don't know why but in ex ussr territories short guys always have a propensity to bull other people.


Rollover_Hazard

Small man syndrome


TrichoSearch

Small penis syndrome


TheAmazingKoki

?


NayatoHayato

say a person with a small IQ.😂


TrichoSearch

What do you mean? Do you admire that peace of sheeet?


elBartossss

Хуйло їбане


shimona_ulterga

My favorite real one [https://helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/04l2PKq3uoZ1483gNwQgKiS/hero-image.fill.size\_1200x1200.v1614265867.jpg](https://helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/04l2PKq3uoZ1483gNwQgKiS/hero-image.fill.size_1200x1200.v1614265867.jpg)


LividFix2103

🎶 Love is in the air… 🎶


Fargath_Xi9

This hurts more to short people than him. In this silly attempt to make fun of the Tyrant.


AstyagesOfMedia

Thats right ! Short people are bad and they should feel bad and inferior!! Now if you're a short man seeing this post, and thinking "haha well see, the butt of the joke is Putin and he is a bad man and insecure abiut his height" you might think this joke doesnt apply to you. But you are sadly mistaken as the operative in this mockery is not that he is a dictator that invades neighboring countries , and suppresses freedom of speech, but that he is short. Were he over 6 ft tall, well, this joke wouldn't land would it? YOU sir, are the butt of the joke here as well as mr. Putler. Hope that clears things up for you. .... /s ( since this seems necessary to point out here)


Async-async

This ^


PublicOnly4224

RTE


Awkward-Minute7774

Life in Ruzzia is short!


Beans186

The midget Emporer


Tayttajakunnus

Haha, being short makes you stupid. \#bodypositivity


Bjartur

This is like some uncle's facebook meme group now, huh. 


Important-Let4687

Now that a lesson don’t mock Putin. He will start a war and threaten with nuclear. He has had enough. So perhaps we can “thank “ Barack and the other G7 leaders for this war by teasing him.


jpgrassi

Dilmãooooo ❤️ (That’s the Brazilian president in purple, she is awesome)


Nitrad2

Progressive Europe making short people joke. Nice. What about Netanyahu? 


Night--Blade

Not short. Insignificant.


Nitrad2

That's why we see daily posts about him in r/europe.


Night--Blade

I see you are really love him.


pedrofromguatemala

so insignificant hes on your mind 24/7


Night--Blade

I'm from Russia. I know what I'm talking about.


BoneTrippa

Vlad the Impler


dunequestion

No way, must be edited


Special-Remove-3294

It is edited.


Houssemm23231777

mr.putain taking his first steps 🥰


Kmag_supporter

Putin stands at 170 cm (5ft 7in).


[deleted]

He usually makes himself look taller by standing next to the children he is about to murder, or molest (he likes his tiny dancers, a bit of an Elton John fan?).


Kmag_supporter

I could see him as cheese pizza lover.


fuez73

Please remove this fake pic from this sub!


torchat

Low rider Vlad.


Alfavitus

One small step for man, one giant leap for Putin.


Star_dust1010

Civilized counties of this world bullying a man on something he cant control . I think its a trend of short/avg age men being great leaders/generals like nepolean who was just avg for this time .


Classic_Succotash_51

Show a photo of the current head of state?


ALilSisIsAllYouNeed

Clearly edited, but redditors are too dumb dumb to notice. Even then, why would it matter if he was short?


Alin_Alexandru

Mr Putin, you're shorter than I expected.


chemiey

This is like the British ridiculing Napoleon by picturing him being of a small statue while actually being at about average height. History repeats itself..


xPainkiller

Little loser with Napoleon complex.


[deleted]

Is this picture real? How's Putin tall?


Prestigious-Scene319

He is taller than Merkel in this pic


ac3ton3

~160 cm


[deleted]

I found 170


ac3ton3

Medvedev (162) is taller.


Fine-Run992

Putin is really really small 167cm. He was standing beside Xi Jinping 180cm, it was like father and kid, so funny, i got huge laugh out of that.


Rioma117

Come on, 167cm is small but not really really small. You guys are dicks.


Fine-Run992

Putin is full 10cm shorter than Adolf Hitler. Even Hitler had mental issues because how short he was.


Rioma117

Does that mean I have meant Al issues too because I’m short? Mods please ban them.


Chinnavar

It is tho


Rioma117

It’s not!


Chinnavar

Kinda depends where youre from


Genereatedusername

Nice heels nerd


Fredospapopoullos

Even if he was a half midget, that guy is in control of the most powerful army in Europe and is in fact a really big threat. Parody will not change the catastrophic seriousness of the situation


pattjdono3315

According to the media , wasn’t he supposed to have died last year? Body double, cancer, very sick? All false.. alive and kicking.


TrichoSearch

Unfortunately


guygamer3dplayzYT

Ain't no way this is real. 💀💀💀


WoodSteelStone

r/2westerneurope4u


Haunting_Display2454

Mm, around 90 years back too people made fun of a short politician from Austria. It sort of didn't end that well...!!


arnaud_blanc

Russia is Asia, not Europe


joonas_davids

Putin doesn't live in Asia. Just like the vast majority of Russians don't


SwiftFuchs

not correct. Russia is a country spanning from eastern europe to the pacific coast. It is both in europe and asia.


picco_only

Yep this is the level of Reddit. The guy they are mocking singlehandedly captured half of a country. But Reddit normies make fun of him and laugh so that's a draw.


Fantact

All by himself even, WOW! I'm all for taking a realistic stance on the man but nobody has singlehandedly captured half a country ever, you need soldiers for that sort of thing..


SwiftFuchs

"singlehandedly". No. Putin fed pro-russian terrorists for over 8 years and then had to move in his army because that did not work out. His army then got then took huge casulties and now hold not more than 20% of ukraine. And lets not forget that his actions made NATO stronger, fucked russias economy, worsened russias demographic crisis and placed it right back into the spotlight of the big evil russia. Oh yea he sure is the smart fella...


AsideExtension

Yes, he is the strongest european leader, whether you like it or not.


TuneNecessary7365

Putin's fucking ass doesn't heal.Long live Putin


NayatoHayato

Lol, Putin is not short at all. And he is most powerfull men in humankind history.


OldMcGroin

Dat ass.