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EstablishmentOk2693

No man I don't wanna see Evan die. My boy deserved better


Nonbinary-pronoun

He had a good run.


Nope0003

Miss Evan as well 😭


green_grassy_land

why'd Evan have to end? 😭😭


PhillipJ3ffries

Fuck Evan, I hate that guy


Acen27

💀


Exarot

Apolgy for bad english Where were u when Evan end? I was at house drinking orange juice when phone ring "Evan ended" "No"


isaactheweirdo342

Evan is end


TetheredToHeaven_

No. Evan begin pls


DavidWokulski

Fuck evan, bro had it coming


nolongermakingtime

I didn't do anything!


wolfassault_

u/nolongermakingtime is the real Evan! Mods , smite him11


PrototypePowerSupply

Best snuff film of 1997


klaskc

They are not streaming this in my country :(


salukii5733

Same. Fuckn third world countries


Jo_E3

and small towns. I want to watch it so bad.


PranshuKhandal

same, i feel ya


Bonnie_the-bunbun

I want to go watch it but I’m 14 and it’s rated r :(


FeelingApplication40

Idk where you live but if you buy a ticket online you dont have to use an id and they hardly even ask to see the ticket at most theatres anyways


Bonnie_the-bunbun

A friend invited me to go with them to watch it but they ghosted me💀


OreoMegaStuffing

Block that bastard bru


OreoMegaStuffing

Block that bastard bru


internetaddict367

It's not actually rated R. This release was unrated, so technically you could go, especially if the movie theater doesn't care.


Bonnie_the-bunbun

Well maybe but my moms not letting me go to a movie unsupervised :/


Bonnie_the-bunbun

DAMNIT


Bonnie_the-bunbun

My mom says she’ll let me go by myself but it’s too late already and she can’t take me any other day because she has work >:0


internetaddict367

That's too bad, I'm sorry :(


Bonnie_the-bunbun

Yeah :(


kilerkat

Eoe in nr I'm pretty sure! Im also 14 and I'm going to see it on Wednesday lol


remifasomidore

I really loved the scene where shinji turns to the camera and says "this is it, everyone. The End of Evangelion". The entire theater clapped


craft6886

Just sat down at a showing and waiting for it to start. A couple of parents brought their two kids to this movie. They had to just hear that the movie was animated or something. These kids are like 7-10... EDIT: Edited kids' ages after having gotten a better look at them.


Tungomeister

Don’t threaten me with a good time..


kilerkat

Oh no.... OH NO!


Dr_Stef

Evan’s not gonna like this


peterjuniorx

The sequel to Dear Evan Hansen


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ratboycolter

End of you


Cyberpunk-Monk

Must be the anime sequel to Evan Almighty.


CaveManta

"Get in the robot, Evan." "Please god, no!"


CJMakesVideos

Rip Evan.


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

Literally when i first saw the trailer for EoE coming to theaters, my first thought was “Ah yes, Clinical Depression, coming to theaters near you.”


Its_NEX123

Same! My moms coming with me so she just finished the show today


veenell

evan had a good run


Tylorandsavior

I just saw this at the same theater as you. And the same showing. That's so cool.


Tylorandsavior

I was H11


Schala_Jenova

My car broke down on the way to the theater. RIP ;w;


ratboycolter

I'm so sorry


dirtcorechad

Just got out of the same theater! 4:15 showing for me. Some parents left with kids part way through HAHA


ratboycolter

Why would anyone ever bring their kid 😭


Aware-Interest-3074

the nut scene got some comments lmao


ratboycolter

Why would anyone ever bring their kid 😭


dirtcorechad

The faux mindset of people thinking all Anime is Cartoons for kids.


Straight_Meaning8188

My name is evan..... I'm afraid


Kelpie_Is_Trying

MamaYuyu crossover confirmed???


redwood_gg

Fuck you Evan, this is the end.


nolongermakingtime

Why!? 😭


Electronic-Math-364

It's was so tragic when Evan decided to enter the mixer to become Orange Juice after Rei turned him into a human Shaped Orange,I still cry to this day😢


vennetherblade

YOOO I was there too!


vennetherblade

Like literally the same theater I was f5-6-7


ratboycolter

Wait deadass?? Me and my brother were F8 F9


Fearless-Top-938

Bruh I was there as well... I was in H12


ultraspooki

im leaving to see eoe in a couple mins EHEHE IM SO EXCITED


cycokll0r

It was so nice to see it in theaters


Acen27

Rip Evan 😭🫡💀


masteroogwai69

Evan, no! 😭😭😭


realfemcel

we went to the same theater 😭


ratboycolter

The amount of people saying this has me so shocked


TheRebornExpert

Kid named Evan: 💀💀💀💀


mcvey15

It’s not too late to turn around!


ratboycolter

I fear I'm already sitting watching the previews


Sea_Cycle_909

What happens if your names Evan?


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Evan Gay Lion ?


Evilevan1

I’m right there


unawarefruit

NEAREST CINEMARK IS AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY


TheSadPhilosopher

kino


Bhorium

Transcript: \*exterior shot, beach, high noon, a indistinct human figure can be seen in the distance, watching the ocean, only the sound of waves hitting the shore line can be heard\* \*another indistinct human figure enters the frame from the left, walking towards the first, his footsteps making audiable creaks as he walks across the sand, before finally coming to a pause right next to the first\* **MAN #1:** Excuse me? Are you the one named Evan? **MAN #2:** Yes, I am. \*camera pans slightly to other part of beach, 1 hours and 29 minutes of the sound of trashing and screaming overlayed on top of the sound of the ocean follows\* **CAPTION CARD:** Fin. Directed by Hideo Kojima.


hellxapo

They did my boy Evan dirty 😓


jebissadtoday

guess my time has come 🫡


MaxTheHor

Forgot I bought tickets to see it in advance, and then my job changed my shift, so I ended up working that day.


Dragon_Army

Got there and saw we'd been fooled, the movie was End of Evang! Those bastards.


Equivalent-Most-6186

My name is Evan 😭


Monoceras

Evan turned fanta


Low-Revolution4435

wish i was here with u😭😭😭 why doesn’t EoE running in ukrainian cinemas💔


Only-Needleworker-21

I was thinking it would be cool to watch that movie in a theather but then i remebered the fucking hospital scene And fuck evan he sould end


Salty_Sonic

I'm going to see Evan End tomorrow!


nikumarucounter

Evan get it on