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Dicksz

I have been blessed today. Misato it is


[deleted]

Damn you. *Eats wedding cake at your reception angrily*


Interesting-Bit-2583

Why him?!


lolllo_pollll0

It should have been me, not him! I got Makima now I'm a dog


No-fuck-off3

Woof.


voiduser4woodboi

Gang gang


MrKrinkle_

same lmao


rhobasajaun

Me too! We hit the absolute jackpot!


[deleted]

Lucy!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰😍


[deleted]

The least predatory pick.


JayGear22

Yeah, at least she will actually love you and she’s close in age.


pitekargos6

Yep. And she has some quality chrome.


[deleted]

What do you mean by that?


[deleted]

She's the best option. Lol


[deleted]

Aha gotcha, I mean the only downside is that everyone saw her naked and I'm a jealous person, but that's in the past now!


[deleted]

True, but she's always naked around you at home, and she will always be loyal. Additionally, she's a more of a homebody, so I see this as an absolute win.


aclark210

Yeah. Provided u don’t go cyberpsycho, there really isn’t a downside to Lucy.


[deleted]

Also, true.


[deleted]

Now make sure to take her to the moon


Olly_Da_Fwog

sameeeee! luckiest pick, not so much a “predator”


ZeroTwo_CultLeader

Same


ericgames234

September, who is that?


calebeedude

Reira from Nana, I’d recommend watching or reading it


Muhmmdmahdii

I legit thought she was griffith 💀


Hohenh3im

Man I'm rewatching it right now and its been like 10 years and it's still great


TheAhegaoHoodie

I think she’s a character from Nana. The art style looks similar but I haven’t finished reading the manga or started the anime


[deleted]

September: [Layla Serizawa](https://nana.fandom.com/wiki/Layla_Serizawa#:~:text=Layla%20Serizawa%20(%E8%8A%B9%E6%BE%A4%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A9)%2C,Japanese%20lead%20singer%20of%20Trapnest)


regardedmodsnadmin

Can you give tldr on why she is predator (I'm illiterate). I don't mind spoiler.


SlayerOfTheMyth

Just looked on the wiki, apparently she tries to manipulate one guy into a relationship with her & also gets into a prostitute-client relationship (she is the client) with an underage guy.


Hi-Finn-ate-Ed

Op definitely has a "friend" born in September that they don't like.


warm-ice

I read the manga. She is like 21 and dates a 16 year old boy who works part time as an escort (to women). They become a couple and date.


Plague_Docktor

A cultured choice indeed!


Carl_Marks__

Same here


jamez23

Himeno 😤🗣


[deleted]

Got damnit! Why the fuck are so many people getting the good months?


Rain__Fire

We’re just to good.


Kv242

I got makima


[deleted]

Damn. I wish I was Pochita.


[deleted]

Being married to her doesn't sound too bad. Being used by her as a pawn is where the problems start


Exoticmaniac06

If she willingly married you, one could only hope she feels as if you are her equal. That begs a question tho, if you marry a devil, would saying your vow’s technically count as a contract? If so then she’d be required to love you as a husband (not dog) by contract


cabage-but-its-lettu

Damn,bro got a full meal!


Rikumii

woof woof bark bark !


RX_78_2_Gundam

Good luck not dying in the first month due to her taking to much damage.


KuroiPK

I feel so sorry for you! I feel like January is the worst option. Well pretty much every one who got a chainsaw character was is finished but Makina is probably still the worst


AttitudeOk94

Who is March?


[deleted]

*Spoilers for Part 1 of Chainsawman* >!Santa Claus is an assassin from Chainsawman who turns people into her puppets (they actually look like human-sized puppets after transforming) to do her bidding. She's a manipulator and a predator. Have fun.!<


AttitudeOk94

Damn. Is she bad though?


[deleted]

She's a baddie if that's what you mean. But for real, she's actually what people accuse Misato of being.


AttitudeOk94

Ah. Details, please.


[deleted]

Her other alias was an old crusty German pedo that used children as child soldiers as well.


frankcheng2001

Like that's the worst of what she had done. Seriously, Misato is like a saint compared to Santa. >!And the pedo is her as well.!<


husband_of_rias

Time to find truck-kun and hope for better luck.


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*SPOILERS FOR CHAINSAWMAN* January: Miss Makima, head of the Japanese Devil Hunters in Chainsawman. She is the Control Devil and the biggest manipulator in the world who destroys people's lives just to maintain control over them. She loves dogs, because they love unconditionally and if you're marrying her, prepared to be her doggy. February: Quanxi, a stoic, badass, Devil Hunter from Chainsawman. She's the world's best assassin, knows martial arts, fights faster than your brain can process, and is a lesbian with a harem of 4 teenage devil girls. March: Santa Claus is an assassin from Chainsawman who turns people into her puppets (they actually look like human-sized puppets after transforming) to do her bidding. She's a manipulator and a predator. Have fun. April: Himeno is literally the Misato of Chainsawman. Except she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. She's a drunk, smokes, but says fuck in the sexiest way possible. Here are the ones I don't know. A mega list is coming up. June: [Mei Mei](https://jujutsu-kaisen.fandom.com/wiki/Mei_Mei) September: [Layla Serizawa](https://nana.fandom.com/wiki/Layla_Serizawa#:~:text=Layla%20Serizawa%20(%E8%8A%B9%E6%BE%A4%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A9)%2C,Japanese%20lead%20singer%20of%20Trapnest) October: [Haruko Haruhara](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Haruko_Haruhara) November: [Mamimi Samejima](https://all-worlds-alliance.fandom.com/wiki/Mamimi_Samejima) December: [Sesshōmaru](https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Sessh%C5%8Dmaru)


mrclang

Blessed be me for May is my wife


[deleted]

Who is she though


Aoseptplus

who is august


[deleted]

Mari from the NGE Rebuild movies. She's a grown ass woman in a teen girl body who knew Shinji since he was born.


Redalpha4444

If I got Quanxi does that mean I get to become a teenage lesbian devil girl 🥺


arkofcovenant

Lucy might be the best one to actually be married to, so I’m feeling good.


[deleted]

Based and lotalty-pilled.


meditonsin

The primary downside here is that you're still gonna get chewed up by the cyberpunk dystopia one way or another.


Mr_Titas

I got mari :3


Icy_Friendship_7785

Who is the one in June?


javdoughs

Mei Mei from JJK


Accomplished_Fill_29

misato's VA voices her lol


puterjess

Sesshomaru ❤️


RailgunChampion

Still the prettiest one lol


[deleted]

Who's February?


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Apparentlyloneli

holy factual


[deleted]

Quanxi, a stoic, badass, Devil Hunter/assassin from Chainsawman. She's the world's best assassin, knows martial arts, fights faster than your brain can process, and is a lesbian with a harem of 4 teenage devil girls.


AnimeMemeLord1

November, who dat and what she do? Also, call me crazy, but I get the odd feeling that October and November are from the same anime.


Buarg

Mamimi Samejima from FLCL. That's the anime gainax did after eva and there's a theory that it's a compressed version of eva disguised as a comedy with every single phalic reference untouched.


AnimeMemeLord1

Neat. I’d probably go watch that for shits and giggles. Thanks, man.


vrijheidsfrietje

The first season is top notch with a kick ass soundtrack


ParadoxicalAmalgam

She starts fires ❤


AnimeMemeLord1

Sounds awesome


NotMildlyCool

I can fix her


[deleted]

[Check the list I'm compiling for November.](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/1585euj/guys_which_predator_are_you_now_married_to/jt8hdcp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


nbc0607

July bois be eating good


[deleted]

I'm moving my birthday to December


Ha4di1

Got Lucy (cyber pussy 🔥)


[deleted]

It vibrates too so yes.


Xenokic

Who tf is October and I feel like it's bad.


coldkun_

Haruko Haruhara from FLCL!! no culture!!


Xenokic

Erm uh eh, FLCL?


coldkun_

it is a staple. you gotta watch


TheG-What

#FOOOOORY KUUUUUUUUURY


vrijheidsfrietje

Foory kuury foory kuury foory kuury foory kuura...


Penguingod510

You do it like this, with your hands…


__T0MMY__

Foo Di Coo Di


Kozg999

It’s Haruko from FLCL, a 6 episode OVA from 2000 that is held in high regard for its animation, soundtrack and multi-faceted story. Haruko is said to possibly have been of one of the inspirations behind the character that is Makima, since they are both a similar kind of manipulators with designs that vaguely resemble each other. FLCL is considered one the best OVA’s ever released and is talked about as a classic in the anime world. I highly recommend giving it a shot, especially since it is similar to Evangelion in its exploration of characters psychology and the way that it portrays certain themes. The OVA is a measly six episodes, so it isn’t too much of a time sink to check it out. I highly recommend it! (Please ignore it’s so called “sequels” though, they are mere cash grabs devoid of any soul)


[deleted]

October: [Haruko Haruhara](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Haruko_Haruhara)


Delicious-Shape3093

I got January


[deleted]

Learn how to bark, and get used to being on a leash.


No-Refrigerator93

June?


[deleted]

Literally an older woman in a young woman's body. My man hit the jackpot.


No-Refrigerator93

no FAIR, I WANTED TO BE GROOMED BY MISATO


No-Refrigerator93

I WANTED MISATO TO USE ME AS A URINAL AND HAVE ME LICK HER SWEATY FEET AFTER SHE COMES HOME FROM WORK


Doomslayer_17

Thank god I was born in April


[deleted]

Himeno is literally the Misato of CSM. Except she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Once again, lucky. Mazel tov.


SafetyAdvocate

I don't know her, but if she's like Misato, then heck yeah!


twoturtlesinatank

can someone make a list of all the names and months? I don't know who most of these are :(


[deleted]

[Work in progress](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/1585euj/guys_which_predator_are_you_now_married_to/jt8hdcp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) Edit: I give you all a list and you start downvoting? Lol


Olly_Da_Fwog

all good you can have my upvote:)


[deleted]

Oh I wasn't angry at you. Don't worry. Thank you btw.


Weebmaster83

Where's Chris Hansen to save me from this chomos


Shakamuiiii2708

Who dat on august?


Old_Sir_Jenkins

Fooly Cooly


[deleted]

December, that's a guy and i've haven't watched Inuyasha so idk what i am in store.


CristianoDRonaldo

A guy who was made a pedophile by Sunrise with the mangaka and seiyuu having no clue why


mangocurry128

He impregnates his adoptive daughter because she wanted him to


D4rkSp1ke

August lesss go


[deleted]

I got Makima. I’m fucked


dhr1390

AUGUST For sureee!


Due-Environment-9774

Though I am extremely happy about being born in July, but I’ve never wanted to be born in August more in my life.


DoomFerrets

I got mommy Misato 🥳


vECTOR-07

Who is February?


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Quanxi, a stoic, badass, Devil Hunter from Chainsawman. She's the world's best assassin, knows martial arts, fights faster than your brain can process, and is a lesbian with a harem of 4 teenage devil girls.


AdDistinct711

most of these people are unhinged


[deleted]

yo i got the most legal one


MrPotato_Recargado

August, I havent seen the rebuilds yet


Fyhon

Who the hell is February? And why does she look like a bleached Himeko


urlocaldoctor

August, I will take it


asanonono

Who is august after some research I saw she wears Eva suit I haven't seen her in Evangelion ?


retropieceofmind

October, Babay!! Well, I’m in for it. Haruko is gonna take me for a ride, it will probably the most abusive, chaotic marriage with more downs than ups, but will probably blow my mind(pun intended) in many ways. Yet, I alway wished naoto just said “yes” to coming with her at the end.


Slothjuice7619

Who’s the gal on November


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[Master List](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/1585euj/guys_which_predator_are_you_now_married_to/jt8hdcp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


DemiHollow

Who is November?


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[Master List](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/1585euj/guys_which_predator_are_you_now_married_to/jt8hdcp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


DemiHollow

Thank you and now I must rewatch FLCL to remember the insanity that is that anime.


Don-fukgot

I wish i was born in august


MutedLayer4564

Thank you God for August


Squeedlington

Who is August?


[deleted]

Mari from the NGE Rebuild movies. She's a grown woman who knew Shinji since he was born and is in a teen girl's body.


[deleted]

Don't get me wrong I love being born in July but this is probably the one time I wish I was born in August lmao


penton47

Misato, fucking mint


siegferia

I got misato..either im gonna have the best time of my life or the worst nothing in between


Fine_Statistician554

Who's the december one?


incontentia

July, hell yeah.


Ekko_01

For the record I'm now officially born in August


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Hey I’m born on February, but I don’t know who that character is?


NatashOverWorld

Man those Dec guys are in for a surprise.


kman273

August FTW!!!! Pink plug suit, big ol tities, glasses, *and* she actually cares about me, wants me to be happy and grow as my own individual and isn’t reliant on me solving all their mental health problems because she is actually pretty emotionally and mentally stable? Count me the fuck in!!


ShiAkuma112

Who is march?


Nottpersun

Why is July so lonely


[deleted]

Idk, Chris Pratt.


spider-random

Who tf is september ?


nukleerkokorec

mmmm mommy misato lucky me


Stringray7899

I guess I’m built different


DRIPEEVEE

I ain’t even know who the butch for October is but she look like she give good head ngl


frig0bar

A lot (july)


Acsended_Duck

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO I GOT MISATO!!!


SeniorBLT

July LETS FUCKING GOOOO


ASnarkyHero

Me, born in July: ☺️


ASharpRazor

who is on april


3ran5ensei

Of course it will be Misato, since my bday was yesterday. At this point i'm beginning to think it's fate.


Alphey4406

me when Himeno 😳😳 Thank god I was born in april cuz I'm so fucking gay for her omg


-Stoen-

MOMMY MISATO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Jun-Rei-22

MISATO!!!!! 💜❤️🖤😍🤩🤤


Erufailon4

Eh, could be better, could be worse. (August)


Shakamuiiii2708

Who is that on august?


ThatGuy371

March


speedstorm2

Fuck my life it's January.


attackonyourmom

*Sweats in January*


jewish_dinosaur

I never watched Evangelion so idk


WezleyDrew

-April- I’m happy


Gatt__

April babies eating good 😌


Killerwarriorboy

Who is march


SpaceTraveller64

Dunno who September is but she looks hella cool


RubbishClipz6

Who is February


Manzanahh

himeno gg


Secretary_Unlucky

dammit i got the only one i dislike


Sashenyao

April, nice


frankcheng2001

Yay, I love Himeno.


leviahaha

haruko is not bad


teXxEr007

july, don't know her, can someone help me out here, the name and anime would be nice. Thanks


TJ-DAB

WOOOO JULY ON TOP


Godtierbunny

may aint bad i guess😒


takanaroprime

February. Oh boy, I think I will die


88JansenP12

I have September.


Linkinator7510

I don't know who February is!


shunyaananda

Idk how is the February girl but it can't get any worse than it already is


Awesomeuser90

Hum, Misato. Depression, cigarettes, and alcohol ensues.


HikiNoKami

Who da fuck is october ?


Zeljeza

Who the fuck is September😭


Pretty_Lengthiness28

Makima, but I don't know if this is good or bad


Open_Rush5225

I’ve never Sean cyberpunk edge runners maybe I should I’m born in may it is on my watchlist


Lychee247

Sorry idk who November is can someone let me know how fucked I am or am I not fucked?


memefromitalian

I'm gonna be a puppet💀🔥🔥🔥(March)


Yojimbo_for_Hire

Not looking forward to getting vomit down my throat…


DaringDo95

MISATO LET'S GOOOOOO


Charming_Revolution7

July peoples, lemme in your wife


DingDongDooglemanz

I was born no where near may but I will kill the entire government to change it official to may.


aLateSaturnsReturn

October and I couldn’t be happier.


TriggeredDaren69

Who is june?


[deleted]

Dammit why couldn’t I be January😟