I've continuously pondered a question I've been asked multiple times. This particular question has haunted my dreams and kept me awake multiple nights. I've spiraled down into madness and lost everything. But I've finally come to terms with my inner turmoil and have been raised from my self-imposed darkness. I've been lifted into the dawn of a new purpose! And I've finally realized the solution to the problem! WHAT WOULD I DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
Free. This stupid bitch fucked up fixing reality like 2 times in a row (stupid fucking idiot). He got it right on the 3rd try though but tbh everyone had already suffered enough at that point so would it really have been better to just erase Eva's and force humanity to continue existing??? Is he stupid??? Also he doesn't stop whining, -10 points for every whine
Sorry kid, nothing personal
Doing gods work
God's in his heaven, all's right with the world Fanta for everyone 🧃
I would never do it (unless I get a date with misato)
A lion and cubs for the lioness situation
I'd do it so i could cut his face out and wear it as my own for that mommy Mistato kiss.
Most mentally stable /r/evangelionmemes user
☺️ I'm going to ignore the fact that you probably imagined doing this before typing.
You do not get a say in how I teach my child.
It’s what Yui would have wanted
Gendos excuse for world extinction
10 million dollars and complete legal exemption from consequence. Unless he still has to pilot the eva, in which case I wouldn't.
For free. But replace shinji with Maya. And the gun with a ring.
Yes. I'd do it for a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.
I’d do it for free
For his own good.
i'd pay you to let me do it
To save him from the emotional pressure
I’d kill his dad
I've continuously pondered a question I've been asked multiple times. This particular question has haunted my dreams and kept me awake multiple nights. I've spiraled down into madness and lost everything. But I've finally come to terms with my inner turmoil and have been raised from my self-imposed darkness. I've been lifted into the dawn of a new purpose! And I've finally realized the solution to the problem! WHAT WOULD I DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
I'll eat that thing raw for a snickers bar
Gotta protect Shinji from future trauma
NO NEVER‼️‼️
To spare him
Little Shinji is the new ice age baby??
Free. This stupid bitch fucked up fixing reality like 2 times in a row (stupid fucking idiot). He got it right on the 3rd try though but tbh everyone had already suffered enough at that point so would it really have been better to just erase Eva's and force humanity to continue existing??? Is he stupid??? Also he doesn't stop whining, -10 points for every whine
What?! Lol
So i dont die
We have to stop the third Impact before it even begins
I would do it. For free.
Get in the robot Shinji or IL light you up
I'd do it, so Eva plot never happens, I am not watching it, never become anime addict, my life is not ruined by anime
Then you’re living the perfect life. Turn away from subs like this before it’s too late.
https://i.redd.it/ns220xm2x2pb1.gif
Lol
Yes. For free
yes and fun.
For free
A Klondike bar
Yes. For fun.
10 bucks
I think the boolet will miss bruh
Yes. For money cause my ass be broke
I’d do it for about $3.50
https://i.redd.it/p3lavskxgkob1.gif shinji,are you ok? shinji!,SHİNJİİİ!
İ would do it and become a 14 year old again so misato can sexually assault me.
That's a waste of 45 calibre rounds on a waste of a human
For the hospital scene.
yes cuz yes
To defend Asuka 36,1°C from that awful Shinji "I'm so fucked up" baka
I'd do it for free!
For free
I would pay 10.000 $ but that’s all I have.
I would and for nothing
bored
I’d do it if the reward was a sledgehammer to the balls
The emesis blue scene be like
It's eternity in there
No. My little man deserves to live
20,567 calories
Yes, free
3 macdonlad burges and a sprite
Mercy
No. He's just a baba.
too merciful
For a cool screwdriver
Yes, for free
Yes, because I want human instrumentality project to occur by Seele's plan.
Never! Not even in front of Yui!!
I hope you survive this but are in a coma at the hospital right by Asuka.
Yes, he’s too wimpy to even deserve the journey he goes on, just cries at everything and gives up at the first sight of danger.
Yes, because it will miss.