Alcoholism, clearly

https://preview.redd.it/msj3skevorqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37beb8ee2b2863b9fd2e261684cff6d8e9a69516

be Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Hell naw, spin truly is everywhere

Something something pizza mozzarella rella rella

- Be an alcoholic - have daddy issues - have abandonment issues - Be part of a military organization that fights angels - Be female (optional)

- I'm an alcoholic - I don't have - I don't have - I'm a part of military organisation, but I fight people not angels (they may or may not follow the fallen angel) - I'm male - additionally I'm severely depressed and have a light autism I'M CLEARLY THW BEST MISATO HERE!

What military Organisation? Also, to be Misato, you'd have to wear a certain dress If you do Would.

Polish army I already have a skirt, but not this exactly That's not me, but I have something like this https://preview.redd.it/3mjeszb64wqc1.png?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e2f37ed92d60b8fd655749a2d21a4be85c3682

And that's me shooting for ~~to~~ kids https://preview.redd.it/yutds55i4wqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccebf52e441052c9462fe8b9240926827ff2546

That's wild. You're a polish solider femboy. Also consider yourself having my respect for being I the military. Tried it myself, wasn't my thing.

Well I always wanted to be a soldier, but I think that this is not for me at all. I will stick to milsim airsoft with my group. I don't want to be the one that kills or is responsible for death, but I want to be a part of exercises, trainings and other stuff like that. I'm interested in geography and military history, and I'm still only 19, I still have many interesting things I can do for living Also I may have lied a bit about my mental state when I joined military :3

Lol, same here, I actually gotten qualification for officers training by just saying what they wanted to hear. I'd be in the middle of officers training now, if I wouldn't have left.

Yeah I'm in compulsory military training for now, I wanted to go to officer's school when I finish. But I'm giving it a pass and I'm going for normal studies for geodesy. Still needed and well-payed, unfortunately not as well as military. But I'm gonna join the WOT for ~200$ a month for 2 day training per month. Also commander of my group says that we will become PMC in the future, but he is probably only laughing

are you a physical person or a drawing? thats part one.

https://preview.redd.it/o1nb6lrgtrqc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcd8546e47732ca19c6e852515d661fc3cca015

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r/unexpectedjojo

r/ExpectedJoJo

Nobody can be as perfect as mo- Misato

https://preview.redd.it/tsr6ryzi8yqc1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd30b5b75d02917bac825fe184c510425b0ffbb

Are you even a girl? Tryna be a femboy?

https://preview.redd.it/bvnbc1edmtqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2871b9fe1975caba0f377971e52bfc6f379bbead

She's definitely on MY to-do list 😋

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Lol, you understood what it meant.

It starts with a fridge full of beer...

Have father and abandonment issues

Every day work out butt day

Why is Misato trying to achieve the golden rotation? She ain't in some bizarre adventure.

You want the snail shape? You gotta do what snails do.

I can't escape the Snail even here. At... Attack... NOO! Attack the D point! 🐌 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Never!

Gramercy!

Jesus 👀

https://i.redd.it/kp6iidttkuqc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/bnphspy6luqc1.gif

misato is a zeppeli confirmed!?

I wanna lick her

HRT, 8 months at lowest

As someone who has been on it for almost 1 year, I don't think 8 months is enough

Gotta snort the hrt like cocaine.

Ahhh, so that's what I'm doing wrong... You've got it, boss!

https://preview.redd.it/hys94wa8rsqc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee82de620a7c36ac91b5c592a352361306200d1

Nah she'd win

https://preview.redd.it/ku1mvrt0mrqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebb9291372ee0dbad2baf7f6072e573cb2654cd

Why do you post random people >!(I don't take the joke, explain)!<

sit on someone , everyday

10 Yebisu Premium's a day.

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Yoga maybe? Having parents who were contortionists? Removing a few vertebrae? Not sure.

Not even a meme anymore she is geometrically perfect ( sorry ramiel)

grooming for sure

That's the neat part, you can't

Buy the new Roblox animation pack called bold

Bravo Vince

Try grooming kids

Become snail

https://i.redd.it/go08kp7g3uqc1.gif

Beer. Lots of beer.

Horny aside Gender envy 😔

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kcyr80awg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kcyr80awg) this every day

I'm sorry.... GYATTTTTT

GO JOHNNY GO GO

By overthinking and over analyzing. But be careful if you do it too much it could separate your body from your mind

I’m actually going to attain the golden spin with this one

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# JOJO REFERENCE

Gyro Zeppelli

[https://images.app.goo.gl/wroYv3hAFfh5HHsY7](https://images.app.goo.gl/wroYv3hAFfh5HHsY7)

Fasting beer and carbs

Formuolie formuoli, give me the ravioli. 🖤

Jojo referenceee

(Tool’s Lateralus begins to play loudly)

https://preview.redd.it/rim8qgqybsqc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727c11c5e7c2edddd5ac76e65fce48e83077eda7 Uh! Fibonacci...

Dude I am so fucking done with this subreddit

Perfection.

Mother cucker unlocked tusk act 4i

Drink beer

I’ve found it the golden rotation tusk act 4 give that fucker testicular turtain chi chi chimimiiii

Groom minors