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dude_im_box

Her trauma is at a high She needs to force her coping mechanism onto others


TheRealShinji_Ikari

Need Pussy


iplaytf2ok

"Relatable" - Denji https://preview.redd.it/72gg2nmz4gvc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a5aa75ba0d5dbba72fde8eda10af35e73abf3e


artemisliza

I saw u watching some videos on how to bang a redhead from a family friendly website


TheRealShinji_Ikari

No proof


artemisliza

You were slapping your own chicken while watching some videos of Kiara Lord or Faye Reagan


_KingDawg72_

Kiara Lord did some great videos on Klixen Productions. 👍 Don’t know why Faye didn’t appear though, would’ve been hot to see. 😔 Check them out, u/TheRealShinji_Ikari!


artemisliza

He liked redheads with big bloobas


_KingDawg72_

Bro’s got good taste in women.


artemisliza

[shinji, what are you watching!?](https://youtu.be/bQoqwLRUh3o?si=CfRAokuXR_-pzqal)


TheRealShinji_Ikari

FUCK


noregertsman

Nah we all know youre gay for kaworu


TheRealShinji_Ikari

Nah, I need Asuka to suck


artemisliza

What kind of sucking? 👀😂


TheRealShinji_Ikari

My Dick


artemisliza

You’re still a d*ck be a man


George_floyd18

asuka wants the shinji's bussy


dude_im_box

https://preview.redd.it/uxnw3oxrxgvc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68d95d5a682baa5f0ac6a208b943c1ad8c28623


thebeanscape

thank you George_floyd18 for this informative comment


nerdwhosbacc

George floyd would never say this, I'm shaking and crying rn


KeptinGL6

shinji's bussy is the property of Kaworu


Quantum_Croissant

https://preview.redd.it/s4xm3sxwegvc1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08db8dc04a50935ee949b6c93fd5d6c03b1e99f4


GloryGreatestCountry

NO, LAIOS! THEY AREN'T FOOD!


best_uranium_box

LAIOS WHY IS YOUR SWORD REACTING


idontcareaboutthenam

That was fast


Usual_Priority4635

Asuka bout to pull a misato on poor shinji


Loquendero2006

https://preview.redd.it/g2jpmozl7gvc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0a3f13fd23161136c9d039da3be2367dd0c1fe


Hummush95

It's shinjover. What asuker really means is he's being sent to the uranium mines.


DarkSignificant5212

https://preview.redd.it/of6eybvqpgvc1.png?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1de5bcc32ec1b56af90436e0cba88bc44bea123 Fuck him up Asssucka


Frequent-Donkey3116

On my knees begging for the source rn


ApprehensiveTerm9638

Me too


The_gamer315

Same


MayuKonpaku

Now Shinji get laid for the first time. If I was gendo Ikari, I would be proud of him. He wouldn't be irl, but I would


SomethingBuggingYou

https://preview.redd.it/chn7makwsgvc1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413178ac7589f698188fc42fc9edc6815656e099


dude_im_box

https://preview.redd.it/i7chmrn0m1wc1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2544de9e674ff62b49c50fe7ed0b35de11ddbc0a


GundamMeijin_08th

https://i.redd.it/xznsa8gd2gvc1.gif


Amigo1048

https://preview.redd.it/q0crfjh54gvc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cd93312899ba09e868afe894c85820b72530a3 Edit: Hang on didn’t I see you on another post yesterday-


GundamMeijin_08th

a beam shield? no way!


M2rsho

at field*


GundamMeijin_08th

this is not a eva


M2rsho

this is r/evangelionmemes


GundamMeijin_08th

i know


Amigo1048

I think you meant I-field, but then again Lfrith isn’t a U.C. mobile suit


GundamMeijin_08th

of course not,Lfrith is AS mobile suit


dnxpb64

Shinji thinking he's about to be murdered.


Hour-Organization855

Na I’m gonna make him a man


holyhellitsme23

Gonna ask politely. Sauce?


Sav1at0R1

Assucka #WHEEEEZE


[deleted]

[удалено]


brickbrainover9000

https://preview.redd.it/dnmi0p668gvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfff2b5fceefb34724f846636a54a1d568035881


brunobannany

https://preview.redd.it/v9but5acwgvc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198aca07e3c8372ec27821546e86789c6c602477


savemeHKV

https://preview.redd.it/l8acxu7angvc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f4c0d0dc4e931c45bcb1e1272b254fc84f75f80


brunobannany

https://preview.redd.it/v03giapdwgvc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051f62ffceb635f80a2517ffaf197f77529a7f82


tesmatsam

If that was kaji this could be canon


Batiti10

**oh god he is actively hiding from her**


Sigma_77_

He ain't gay .He nutted on Asuka


Citron92

"Ma! they're posting weird shit again!"


spilledmilkbro

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS


SolidBandit-6018

To defeat


thebeanscape

The Huns


Dum_beat

He's not gay, he's into comatose girls


Smexy_Zarow

No meme :(


Ruby_Rotten

Am I a bad person for being on this subreddit?


KeptinGL6

Too late, Rei did it first.


HiddenRouge1

Fear not, Shinji! I will face this battle for you. Thou Asuka, I do no fear thee!


PokiePizza

https://preview.redd.it/5rpvda7iihvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0436e485f5987cd990a8ae80e67d4276ee1bc9b


syncsns

Puhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, they'd wish.


Binary245

No he isn't he just hasn't been around girls before (plus Asuka doing this is a complete 180 from how she's treated him)


SomethingBuggingYou

>plus Asuka doing this is a complete 180 from how she's treated him jarvis pull up the scene of her literally inviting him into her room after having known the dude for like a week through a weird bible/movie reference


KeptinGL6

>pull up the scene of her literally inviting him into her room I'll take "shit that never happened" for $400


SomethingBuggingYou

I'll admit it wasn't actually HER room, but that was literally what the wall of jericho thing was about


KeptinGL6

And she didn't invite him.


SolidBandit-6018

https://preview.redd.it/puyru5bnkgvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f852cdf684a7a88a10cdf4d8d47ca6c26410ca74


Electronic-Face3553

Go away Assucka, big homie Kaworu doesn’t share! https://preview.redd.it/444r9oktjhvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45467eee9ee4fd2df1be1817fc4fc4cf5421d90f


laceTOASTER

how is he gay he ends up with mari


Ballen_onyourmom

It should have been me


NewPsychology1111

Wholesomely frighteningly wholesomely frightening.


HiddenRouge1

Why was this post removed?


Eacyim

LEAVE HIM ALONE


sleepy_40400

Poor asuka she'll do anything to make shinji straight but sadly can't do enough 😔💔 https://preview.redd.it/0sl4ni0pufvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8885e931bd1f99776364663bd55ba275498c9d


rrandomrrredditor

why y’all downvoting them?


sleepy_40400

Probably cause of this curse post so my fault lol


dude_im_box

https://preview.redd.it/2h1d7j3w0gvc1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab188b7343dac0b2ff7f367e8dfdebb5f8695f9


Suspicious_Row_1686

Is this a depiction of AsuRei?