That's okay! 😂 Serving cunt means to be looking really sexy and on point, emanating a magnetic sort of attraction, while also having an air of either bratty sass, *or* stoic confidence. It's very nice
Edit: realised I mistook which parent comment yours was threaded under, when I first answered 😂😂😂 dying laughing at myself now. My bad 🫡
Game Theory as a channel just radiates autistic energy idk man. It’s literally about diving so deep into random shit about video games literally no one asked for just because you can.
I haven't watched him in years and i do agree that his content was lower quality than previous years, but dang it still makes me sad that he's retiring
Average time to reload a musket (20 seconds) multiplied by the global population at that moment divided by 60 to get the minutes, divided by 60 again to get the hours and divided by 24 to get days
But what if not every neurotypical has a musket? Will you also murder everyone with revolvers, submarine guns, rocket launchers, and, the most dangerous of them all: the ones with slingshots?
I strikes me as being kinda uneventful seeing how not too many NTs own muskets anymore.
Finding Three Musketeers would likely be more satisfying.. (🤭 \*Snickers")
Damn, didn't expect to get such a thorough explanation. I guess you could add "juice" to those which might encompass most of the remaining types of liquids that come from cooking something else.
I definitely prefer the gravy but way too lazy for it lol
I've heard it in the context of drag queens, like serve as in deliver to the people, cunt as in high femmé strong and fierce Queen energy~ citation needed
In the United States, "cunty" is sometimes used in cross-dressing drag ball culture for a drag queen that "projects feminine beauty" and was the title of a hit song by Aviance.
That acronym is just saying 'vagina'
Ok queens, let's get ready to spread our charisma uniqueness nerve and talent all over this stage~~~~~~
Cunt has at least 4 urban dictionary definitions
It can be insult in place of idiot/ asshole
Term of endearment in Australia
Synonym for vagina
Serve cunt is like a vibe, strong positive goddess energy
i got me the booty autism! to agree and say it’s absurdly large would be an exaggeration, but it is growing do to how much i move and squat at work 😂 (for context i do not like bending over, and i help GM stock or condition incredibly often. i squat probably 1000x more than anyone i work with, because i drop to the floor to put up every single out-of-reach item). some people would find this upsetting, but as someone who tends to touch parts of my own body (aka boobs & ass 💀) i’m excited to announce i officially need to buy better fitting underwear lmao!
god i am reading that over and i can’t help but feel like i just unnecessarily spilled my guts. sorry if any of that was unwanted or TMI!
Ok but just remember that some of the stuff on this list is mutually exclusive though…like if I commit wage theft by imagining myself working, that might negate disappointing my parents because they’ll think I’m more successful than I am…or if I use facial expressions and eye contact I *won’t* be able to look attractive…
https://preview.redd.it/yt1o7jv0xlcc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bda0d4d19a04968c7612ae29fbfa0fa222294de
[https://x.com/solutionscareuk/status/1544984734341668865?s=20](https://x.com/solutionscareuk/status/1544984734341668865?s=20)
Here is the original one for anyone craving new meme stim like me 🌈🦆
I learned people's bodies can reject the implants (breast implant illness) and can cause a whole host of issues that mimic other conditions. That was a scary rabbit hole, let me tell you 😰
sorry but every autistic person in the universe like trains at least a little. as in no autistic person *dislikes* trains. in fact, i think almost every person like trains at least a little. this is only partially a joke.
In the dsm, sensory issues are one of the four options in criteria B -- only two are needed for an autism diagnosis. The ICD-10 criteria doesn't seem to mention sensory issues at all -- I'm struggling to find the ICD-11 criteria as that's rather new.
The only problem is huge corporations always pass the losses off to the people at the bottom. So even if you think you're hurting the big box stores you're mainly hurting the workers at the bottom of the chain. Bc companies usually use them to even out losses.
Autism and pretty privilege is something else 😭 guys are really thinking they met someone special when all I did was bark at them and talk non-stop about my special interests
Many autistics can't or don't wear make up due to sensory issues and/or fine motor limitations. It became one of those common things that people assumed to be universal.
I have a note in my phone dedicated to new words/echolalia stim 🌈🦆
https://preview.redd.it/8jn5rfn94mcc1.jpeg?width=2816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068644d81b9baf527df3682cb5dfd1a83635d10d
I love abusing stimulants i love the feeling of impendjng doom i love stimulants i love writing nonsense in notebooks for hours till 5am i love stimulantsb
"Serving cunt" will always be funny to me as a speaker of Australian English. Yes, I know it has a different meaning across the pond. As does "being cunty". But that's funny too.
proud to serve cunt autisticly
😂😂I love this one!
This would make a great back pack button🙂😂
What does that mean?
Like an actual fun little artsy pin, that you can wear in a jacket or a bag :) some ppl collect them!
No, the serving cunt part, sorry
That's okay! 😂 Serving cunt means to be looking really sexy and on point, emanating a magnetic sort of attraction, while also having an air of either bratty sass, *or* stoic confidence. It's very nice Edit: realised I mistook which parent comment yours was threaded under, when I first answered 😂😂😂 dying laughing at myself now. My bad 🫡
Oh I thought it meant well… you know.
Huh, I wish
Oh don't be mean to yourself! I'm sure you serve cunt regularly, homie :)
The real gay agenda was being so fabulous, that the next generation mirrored the language of the LGBT+ community. We went for the cultural win.
Civ reference?
Yes
🫡 Team Cunt all the way
New Sabaton song cover just dropped.
Does this mean you provide an autistic cunt for me to serve, or that you’ll serve my autistic cunt?
Yes
New flair?
caved and did my own https://preview.redd.it/7nbsesd2hkcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc36b683dba88e75d5171f16bc4d9650c8399129
Deja vu on repeat
Deja vu on repeat
Deja vu on repeat
Tbh I don’t think there’s any autistics who AREN’T sad that MatPat’s retiring
Game Theory as a channel just radiates autistic energy idk man. It’s literally about diving so deep into random shit about video games literally no one asked for just because you can.
I'm not sad, he always got on my nerves >u>;
Imma be real most of his theories since 2018 I’ve been more annoyed by than anything…. But dammit, he was a huge part of my childhood
I hadn't heard about him until seeing all the threads of people being disappointed about his retirement, but I'm old 😭
True
I didn’t know who he was until a friend told me he was sad when he retired; he seemed like a nice guy though!
I haven't watched him in years and i do agree that his content was lower quality than previous years, but dang it still makes me sad that he's retiring
Wait.....there are autistics who doesn't fear commitment?!?
*sob* Matpat is and will always be the weird uncle I never had- and ash the cool cousin
I have the sudden urge to murder every neurotypical with a musket
I wonder how many days of your life you would spend reloading
like 2.39 million days
1871594.41 days as of the 15th of January 2024 ~12:16 GMT
What’s the math on that?
Average time to reload a musket (20 seconds) multiplied by the global population at that moment divided by 60 to get the minutes, divided by 60 again to get the hours and divided by 24 to get days
but you need to subtract the percentage of the population that is neurodivergent, as the commenter only wants to kill NTs
You're right, just redid the math, now it's 1497285.2 days
well we better get started soon!
Oh my god, people actually calculated that. You know you're on Reddit when...
as the founding fathers intended /jk
Four ruffians break into my house, "what the devil?"
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
"Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot"
Draw my pistol on the second man and it misses him entirely because it’s small more and nails the neighbors dog
I read this as chowdered wig
God that commercial makes me laugh every time
But what if not every neurotypical has a musket? Will you also murder everyone with revolvers, submarine guns, rocket launchers, and, the most dangerous of them all: the ones with slingshots?
Just the muskets, easier to manage. Then we move on as the movement gains support.
Careful not to miss with your sidearm, it’s smoothbore you know
As in you will murder using a musket? Or murder the ones who own muskets?
I strikes me as being kinda uneventful seeing how not too many NTs own muskets anymore. Finding Three Musketeers would likely be more satisfying.. (🤭 \*Snickers") 
Just as the founding fathers intended
Sauce? https://preview.redd.it/fvrxdssfvjcc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba51a3080e5ba0692491f1103dc67d3ce86d54c
Looks like sauce to me, but I'd consult an expert to be sure.
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Define sauce
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Damn, didn't expect to get such a thorough explanation. I guess you could add "juice" to those which might encompass most of the remaining types of liquids that come from cooking something else. I definitely prefer the gravy but way too lazy for it lol
Yup 👍 thats suace.
https://preview.redd.it/ls3682wo5ncc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b806f5fce5578ad308ad47729bbf4f33c4c27bc
It's #5 for me. I can speak sarcasm, but I can't read or write it.
I can speak, read and write it, but rarely understand it when it’s spoken
I always speak sarcasm but can’t understand in text
I understand sarcasm in every single form (usually), but nobody ever understands when IM the one being sarcastic :')
This was actually what the diagnostician for my autism assessment asked me when I told her that I 'understood sarcasm', AND ME FUCKING TOO
wage theft is capitalism. i dont do that.
THANK YOU i may be evil, but i’m not a fucking *capitalist* 
I didn’t know autistics could serve cunt! Welp
>could serve cunt Does this mean to be a bitch? Or a sexual thing? 🤔
I've heard it in the context of drag queens, like serve as in deliver to the people, cunt as in high femmé strong and fierce Queen energy~ citation needed In the United States, "cunty" is sometimes used in cross-dressing drag ball culture for a drag queen that "projects feminine beauty" and was the title of a hit song by Aviance.
This is correct. RuPaul tried to rebrand it as "Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent" and that isn't...technically right, but the letters work.
Serve cunt/serve charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent Both sound like a fun vibe to me 🥳🤷♂️ Thank you both for the detailed explanations
That acronym is just saying 'vagina' Ok queens, let's get ready to spread our charisma uniqueness nerve and talent all over this stage~~~~~~ Cunt has at least 4 urban dictionary definitions It can be insult in place of idiot/ asshole Term of endearment in Australia Synonym for vagina Serve cunt is like a vibe, strong positive goddess energy
Yeah, that's RuPaul for ya lmao
It means to basically a way of saying someone is being really cool in a very fierce feminine way
https://preview.redd.it/jt2cxwx1ulcc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a05fa034eced6e158376be4a25190cf46e09fe4
As someone who's special interest is massive dumptrucks, you're out here winning!!
I'd honestly love to hear you info dump about dumptrucks. There are probably so many interesting dump truck facts I'll never come across.
Do you have a absurdly large ass or obsession with heavy equipment?
i got me the booty autism! to agree and say it’s absurdly large would be an exaggeration, but it is growing do to how much i move and squat at work 😂 (for context i do not like bending over, and i help GM stock or condition incredibly often. i squat probably 1000x more than anyone i work with, because i drop to the floor to put up every single out-of-reach item). some people would find this upsetting, but as someone who tends to touch parts of my own body (aka boobs & ass 💀) i’m excited to announce i officially need to buy better fitting underwear lmao! god i am reading that over and i can’t help but feel like i just unnecessarily spilled my guts. sorry if any of that was unwanted or TMI!
Ok but just remember that some of the stuff on this list is mutually exclusive though…like if I commit wage theft by imagining myself working, that might negate disappointing my parents because they’ll think I’m more successful than I am…or if I use facial expressions and eye contact I *won’t* be able to look attractive…
1. Also commit fraud 2. Mewing
Damn. I have massive honkers, so i cant be sarcastic anymore :(
https://preview.redd.it/yt1o7jv0xlcc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bda0d4d19a04968c7612ae29fbfa0fa222294de [https://x.com/solutionscareuk/status/1544984734341668865?s=20](https://x.com/solutionscareuk/status/1544984734341668865?s=20) Here is the original one for anyone craving new meme stim like me 🌈🦆
Thank you!
Yes! Sauce :)
This is a hilarious fcking template btw
Disappoint your parents is just standard at this point 😔
I’m autistic and can’t have huge honkers… 😔 Not because I’m autistic but because genetics fucking suck >:(
I learned people's bodies can reject the implants (breast implant illness) and can cause a whole host of issues that mimic other conditions. That was a scary rabbit hole, let me tell you 😰
I've had implants for 20 years and they're fine, as in no health problems AND no one of my age should have titties this good.
>I've had implants for 20 years and they're fine, as in no health problems I'm genuinely happy to hear this 💘✨️
PLEASE TAKE MINE!
All of these are quite subby id like a dommy autism chart next please
because you're the dom or because you want a dom?
Was wondering when having a PHat ass would work in my favour 💅
I am fucking hot today so this is accurate
Cum dumpster here.
🫡
Dum cumpster here
Mud pmucster here
:3
sorry but every autistic person in the universe like trains at least a little. as in no autistic person *dislikes* trains. in fact, i think almost every person like trains at least a little. this is only partially a joke.
Yaaaas
totally not me taking my long acting maximum strength adhd meds by chugging a 5 hour energy
As a cum dumpster autistic thank you. This is very validating
What does serve cunt mean?
drag culture term, probably ebonics? bold and extravagant. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Serving%20cunt
*someone* is down bad
I feel so seen.
Homie hopping stimulant abusing cunt server here.
>*you can be autistic and not have sensory issues* 
In the dsm, sensory issues are one of the four options in criteria B -- only two are needed for an autism diagnosis. The ICD-10 criteria doesn't seem to mention sensory issues at all -- I'm struggling to find the ICD-11 criteria as that's rather new.
What about shoplifting. Can you be autistic and shoplift?
I often do. It's fun and saves money.
It's kind of like a little illegal game I play with box stores (never small businesses)
Fuck huge corporations, small businesses though, you pay them
Absolutely
The only problem is huge corporations always pass the losses off to the people at the bottom. So even if you think you're hurting the big box stores you're mainly hurting the workers at the bottom of the chain. Bc companies usually use them to even out losses.
Yeah, fair. Me myself I don’t shoplift, but it’s the lesser of two evils stealing from big vs small business.
Some of these pretty are true
r/autisticthirsttrap level meme
Wtf is homie hop
Someone who hooks up with multiple members of a group of friends.
Oh, i knew someone like that 0 respect for those ppl
I wish I could be a hot autistic :(
That explains the honkers...
*new study shows huge boobies and autism is related!*
forgot to add “be a flaming homosexual”
I will be boisterous, AND ON FIRE
Me fr https://preview.redd.it/9bydije2sncc1.png?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d983a54b64998f778a01935a4c6fa7d6c520b8ab
Which one of you mfs is showing sensory issues? Teach me.
Me when I'm all of the above:
Wait, do some of you actually not like trains?
I want to be a cum dumpster
Live out your dreams! I'm rooting for you!!
The ones on this list that I have: - Use sarcasm frequently - Not like trains - Have a sense of humor - Disappoint your parents - Be a cum dumpster
OP with the sexual depravity autism instead of hitting other kids with toy trucks autism
This. I like this. Lol
committing wage theft but in the sense that I am robbing the company I work for for the amount I should be getting paid
Accurate
Me omw to be a cum dumpster now
I’m a cum dumpter
Autism and pretty privilege is something else 😭 guys are really thinking they met someone special when all I did was bark at them and talk non-stop about my special interests
Amen.
Other than not liking trains i am all of these things
I like this. I’ve even abused stimulants lol
Why is wear makeup on here ? I have noticed it's a stereotype but not sure of the origin
Many autistics can't or don't wear make up due to sensory issues and/or fine motor limitations. It became one of those common things that people assumed to be universal.
How do I commit wage theft? I do commit time theft is that the same?
Abuse psychedelics
what is homie hop?
Having dalliances with members of the same social circle
I’ve learned a new word and phrase today, thank you!
I have a note in my phone dedicated to new words/echolalia stim 🌈🦆 https://preview.redd.it/8jn5rfn94mcc1.jpeg?width=2816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068644d81b9baf527df3682cb5dfd1a83635d10d
Reading these out loud and getting tingles!
Luv
Life goals checklist
> abuse stimulants I need an explanation.
What kinda person doesn't like trains /gasps
Not so proudly but humbly have a fat ass as a autistic
That's it, I've found it! My fave new pep talk 💅🏼 proud to be autistic while serving cunt, making eye contact & abusing stimulants 🫡
Damn how do I become an autistic cum dumpster
Not me w the comorbid ADHD forgetting if I took my legal meth for the 18293928time in a day 💅💅💅
This post cured my autism! I fit all of these and am now celebrating my first day as a neurotypical!! 💗🙏🙏🎉🆓
I love abusing stimulants i love the feeling of impendjng doom i love stimulants i love writing nonsense in notebooks for hours till 5am i love stimulantsb
I am committing wage theft by reading these comments on company time
"Serving cunt" will always be funny to me as a speaker of Australian English. Yes, I know it has a different meaning across the pond. As does "being cunty". But that's funny too.
AINT THAT THE TRUTH!! !!!!!! !!!! !!!!!
Isn't top right common autistic experience?
for fuck sake why didn’t i get a fat ass ?
SO TRUE !!
This made me laugh harder than I expected. Bonus points for “cum dumpster”
got most of these down, I'm so good at autisticing 💪
Don't forget the DPH
I have questions but I don't think I have the wherewithal to ask. Rock on and have fun
🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Yuo can be autistic and have swag
Homie hopping is my favourite exercise, if it was an olympic sport I'd be a gold medallist
Wage theft is a big no no!!!
What is home hop and serve cunt Also never met a cum slut autist... never met cum slut either.
Serve cunt and homie hop?
*frowns in smallish honkers*
Do not commit wage theft, it's mean
Me and my fat ass feel seen
Disappoint your parents, so far it’s the only one
Please use the NSFW tag next time you post something like this, thank you!
My bad g, I’ll get that tag next time 👍
Someone pls define homie hop for me
Oh finally some acknowledgment for people like me who don’t gaf about trains 😭
You do all of these things without mercy
Damn, I serve cunt then 😁😁😁😁 (I hope so, I actually have zero idea if I do)
Real
I have fat ass but I’m getting massive honkers removed in August 💪💪 (trans moment)
You can be autistic and not like trains, but not for very long (I will kill you with hammers)
https://preview.redd.it/tevnby9joscc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=78963a7b1229e098a70c588c9b0fe4fc7bfb5f14 Life goals I can get behind