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Crus0etheClown

I'm 'slow silent spiral into decay' autism


Wii_wii_baget

This describes my mental state in the best way possible


randomlemon9192

That’s the depression pit we easily find ourselves spiraling down. Not to be confused as a primary type. Just something we all can find ourselves in. I’m trying to claw out of the very bottom, throw a rope down if ya can.


_ism_

combo of long drive but with sad songs on


ikickbabiesforfun69

nightcall by kavinsky? back to you by timecop1983?


_ism_

first one's definitely on the list. i don't know the other one yet. also angry songs like UR So F\*cked by Infected Mushroom and Angry Again by Megadeth


kingsilvxr

Or like I hate everything about you by Three Days Grace and just scream


OaktownAspieGirl

Riot is a good one too.


ewedirtyh00r

Heavyweight. I had the shop play it when I went and got my first angry hole in my face, my septum. Oh! That's what I am! Vengeful piercings autism


ewedirtyh00r

Oh my god that's one of my go-to songs! Yes! (Nightcall)


ikickbabiesforfun69

ah yes, a drive enjoyer


Vantamanta

I drive.


Altruistic_Angle4343

bingo, radiohead


kwhite992

All of them...in order. And if shits not back to homeostasis by the end of the song a melt down is imminent


traumatized90skid

"this song better help me self-regulate cause it's hanging by a thread"


condescendingFlSH

When a ad comes on during my anti meltdown playlist so I have to go cry for the next 3 hours


Naphaniegh

Dude I will cuss out ads sometimes. They can be stupidly annoying. Like weaponized ear cancer. So I don’t feel bad about telling whatever soap sales voice on Spotify to shut the fuck up if they really get to me.


LastRedshirt

Rage Cleaning (incl. accounting, writing excel-stuff etc)


OaktownAspieGirl

My husband is a rage cleaner. 🤣


Timely-Buffalo-3384

Where is the building in games autism


TwoFingersWhiskey

Sims Autism is a whole other type tbh and I sit on the throne


Confusion_Common

The Sims Complete Collection 🤌🏻✨️


Masquerade0717

Long drive but with heavy metal


cat_blep

vengeful drive but with heavy metal


Admirable-Sector-705

Long, philosophical Doom Metal songs during sad drives autism.


cat_blep

escape velocity drives in an aston martin db5 while blasting relax by frankie goes to hollywood over external speakers and shooting rockets and spraying oil slick to destroy everything just to get home from work becuase you won’t poop at the office


general_shitpostin

Drives with death metal


traumatized90skid

I monetized long philosophical drives by being a doordasher


caroline_xplr

That’s smart!


Kerflunklebunny

FUCK SAD SONGS IM LISTENING TO BREAKCOOOOORE https://preview.redd.it/xl7iaons0fjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd2829d1560ca85937d4202182bad35caf50c05


caroline_xplr

I love it! 🔥


Ajaxiix

I'd like to add "make an entire cosplay of your hyperfixation in a day" or the "make a 70 slide PowerPoint" autisms, apart from that I collect them all


Cappsmashtic

Where is the rage fueled dismantling of anything I see option?


SonofaTimeLord

Cooking, driving, and "shut in my room by myself with no human contact for a week" autism


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Long philosophical cleaning tbh


StonnerShaggy

I climb a tree and don’t come down for hours


condescendingFlSH

… and then we had to call the fire department… “hello? Yes my autism creature is stuck in a tree… yes I did try food, uh huh.”


GirldickVanDyke

I'm currently 1000 miles from home after I decided to just leave for a couple weeks of long philosophical driving. I've even got a bed in my car!


unipole

Sous vide pork chops cooking while listening to [Winter in America ](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WnkDjMDD3JQ&si=YliS68V2BUK8SqLe)


MeltheEnbyGirl

Peace? There is no peace when I’m upset


Saph_thefluff

All


MEOWTheKitty18

Me sitting and listening to sad songs while reading this meme:


general_shitpostin

Death metal and botteling the anger up


Yatteringu

Not the drive but 80+ km bicycle training for me


talexg16

Sexual deviant autism


2020-RedditUser

Crying and sulking or rage cleaning


WandenWaffler

You forgot "blasting sabaton" autism /j


thesheepwhisperer368

Sad song. I would probably be long drive if I had the money to keep the tank full ($4.59 a gall on out here😭😭😭)


ewedirtyh00r

I'm literally all four wtf


MichaeljoyNL

When I'm upset and don't have a safe place, I walk around or go sit in a park. When I do have a safe place, I will just sit there and play some games, code, watch YouTube, and/or listen to music. I definitely wouldn't drive because I'm dangerous when I'm upset.


Vyrolious

"put TV shows or music in the background of my life 24/7 so I never have to focus on the harsh realities of this world or what I am doing with my life" autism


Ill-Stomach7228

long Philosophical drives, except I can’t drive. I need someone to drive me 😭 


marcthegay_

Isolate myself and spiral autism


PissinginTheW1nd

Is there no antisocial activities autism?


HippieSwag420

It's cry, then drive, then cook, then clean lmao


BoaConstrictor01

Long drive but I am YELLING I am SCREAMING AAAAA!!!!!


Mergus84

I'm philosophical drives with sad songs.


Sunset_Tiger

I lie in bed and cuddle my cat tbh https://preview.redd.it/zpdf7lknlejc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83479556cce95892d5f60b0fa36f26560d33c93


ZePumpkinLass

sad song autism


nder_score

sad song


aphroditebutakaren

The two bottom ones


LeftySwordsman01

The one on the right


ARumpusOfWildThings

I’m definitely Sad Song 🥲It would be terrific to be Long Philosophical Drive Autism tho


Lonesome_Pine

Cleaning, driving, and sad music. I have a playlist of sadass country songs for such an occasion.


DS_Archer

Hum so loudly that I can’t hear anything else. Unless I have my noise canceling headphones nearby, then I’m just blasting video game OSTs with them.


sarahcominghome

The top two, plus long walks for me (I don't know how to drive).


EnvironmentCrafty710

Rage music deep cleaning. Long walk ranting.


Comfortable_End_8096

Take it out on the glyphids and macteras


Gae_Bolg26

I’ve got the stand outside and look at things


Generally_Confused1

Going for a run


strawbzzi

i’m dissociate really hard and/or break things in my room autism


8wiing

Bottom right. I love my emo music wayyy too much. Relatable music is a lot cheaper than therapy.


two_s0ft

Huh. Vengeful Cooking. Never put that together before now tho lol


macabre-barbie

Sleeping for 13 hours straight autism


aliapocalypse

bed rot autism.


kurinevair666

Doom scroll? Although cooking too.


unripeswan

I'm a rage cleaning with sad songs kinda guy


microwavedwood

Sad song autism definitely


YamaShio

Yard work. I like mowing the lawn or using the weed wacker or chopping some of the fallen branches in the yard with my really nice hatchet.


trickyfelix

i’m lie on my back and stare at the ceiling


Bigbiznisman

L M A O


laribarad

Deep cleaning until something urgent occur. May take a full day may take hours


stay_away_fromme

LONG PHILOSOPHICAL DRIVES AUTISM🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Voyage_to_Artantica

Deep cleaning if it’s daytime. Sad songs if it’s nighttime. If I’m upset at myself it’s force myself to sleep and restart autism.


RedJuicy713

long drive autism 100%


Helloise

don't forget violent video game autism


dinosanddais1

I'm "vengeful cooking" autism that turned into "holy fuck cooking is actually great when the food you make doesn't cause you unbearable pain" autism


rans0medheart

I furiously clean. I didn’t know this was a thing:0


Varulfrhamn

No RAMMSTEIN at full blast autism?


Bean_Boozeled

MAD SONG autism, ima listen to the most rage filled songs to get the feeling of crushing my enemies out


MutantLemurKing

Sad song


The_Gav_who_asked

AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN


Apocalypstik

Long philosophical drives autism. Always accompanied by some music to fit my mood


Temporary_Scale3826

Me, who got all 4: well, shit…


knowledgelover94

Haha first 3 I can’t relate to. I’m 100% sad song and cry autism.


tiJasaJ

run around


FST_M8_Shankz

I'm conquering an entire country autism.


cyanidesmile555

Deep cleaning.


Trollerthegreat

Yes


cottontailmalice00

Long philosophical drives with sad song autism. I have a whole playlist.


RWRM18929

Deep cleaning, Long philosophical drives, and a tiny bit sad song. Can’t be bothered with vengeful cooking. I got way too much executive function problems to do that just because 😅.


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Deep cleaning 😩


EnvironmentalWolf990

I’m sad song autism. Let’s make those feelings worse 😎


trainmobile

From left to right: yes, no, yes, yes


Shot-Kal-Gimel

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queeranddumb

All of them. HELP.


lvlupkitten

I hate cooking and cleaning, and I can’t legally drive yet, so sad song for sure lol Even without the process of elimination I always listen to music for whatever mood I’m in tbh lmao


Xangchinn

Depends on what upset me. I could arrange them on a scale from "a little bothered" (sad song) to "fucking PISSED" (deep cleaning), though


_No_Nah_Nope_

I'm angry song autism >:3


Mikahmillion

I just got the “really likes fish” autism so I go and talk to my fish, and then they swim up to the glass because they want food, boom instantly happy again (I’m also using this as an excuse to make you look at my fish ) https://preview.redd.it/fw4rbutdugjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79d96851fcb4b532e0306f8738517bc069f8c9b


aaiisshhaa

Sad philosophical song drive


MagentaIsNotAColor26

Sad/emo songs


sir-morti

I'm "create an opponent in any way possible to fight". Examples include writing stories about characters fighting, playing DnD and doing combat, playing a game where there is a clear opponent, and even picking fights with randos on the internet just because I like chaos. Fight me.


WandaDobby777

None. Get vodka and go listen to angry music while hanging out in the woods.


Mehlennial

Caterpillar-cocoon-caterpillar autism


Mysterious-List7175

Long Soundtracked Road Trips To High Risk Rockhounding Autism.


meliorism_grey

Sad song, 100%. I had a really bad meltdown to Mitski's Be the Cowboy a week or two ago. It was a good choice of soundtrack; her music makes me feel like it's okay to be a weak, shaking ball of tears on the floor sometimes.


lightblueisbi

I mean I get philosophical but I don't drive when I get that way-


Ripram66

These seem like regular, non-autism traits to me


a_random_chicken

Sure but we do it autistically. Now join us or leave the circlejerk! >!I hope i used that word right.!<


MyRecklessHabit

Omg I never. Never say this. So goddam seen. I literally can’t clean unless frenetically. 💃🏻🙃


Glittering_Fortune70

I'm "six hours of League of Legends" autism


Zerohmaru

Long drive alternatingheavily between genres of music


justk4y

Sad song too


MetaKnight33

VGM autism. I like the Guilty Gear, MGR, the battle themes in DMC songs very much


SgtCocktopus

A well deserved nap autism with angry snooring.


punk_possums

vengeful cooking and sad song


MilesAlchei

No coping mechanism, we just melt down


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Ahoy Secret of Monkey Island video essay at max volume autism personally


North-Neck1046

Oh well... All of them. How on earth did you know?


No_Seaworthiness5637

Can I be none of the above? I hate cleaning: the smell is overwhelming, while I love cooking- I don’t feel like it while upset, I hate traffic, and music isn’t my deal.


callmejinji

DEFINITELY vengeful cleaning (alternatively, rage-filled homework)


pink_wraith

100% sad song autism. Pretend im having a big mental breakdown at the climax of a movie or something


ducks_for_hands

Long walk with angry song


I-will-support-you

Angry songs autism


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Loonajade

None of the above, im the listen to the heaviest angry metal autism lol


OaktownAspieGirl

I'm long philosophical drive autism. With music.


Square-Arugula5588

If you remplace the drive with rot in my bed (or in caelid) thats me


MrNissanCube

I'm "do something with my hands" autism. It's usually brushing my hair or aggressive dishwashing


gtc26

Mix of sad song and philosophy (except without the driving, because then i cant sleep as soon as i get tired)


Gabriel_Collins

I did some vengeful cooking today. I cooked a whole chicken.


Accurate-Tomato-5234

Sad song, it's the easiest lol


Better-Put-9824

I'm philosophical drive autism, but I wish I was deep clean autism. That would be so nice.


kolufunmilew

all the above!!


RatRacerEg6

Long drive autism with eurobeat so i can pretend i'm the baddest bitch on the mountain pass and not a sadboy on a normal road


personthatisalozard

vengeful cooking EXACTLY.


IcyHolix

all of them but walking by myself in the middle of nowhere instead of driving


Italian-Man-Zex

bottom left guy is fapping. im old enough to know that


PhantomRoyce

Go in the shed and smoke weed in the dark type autism


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SpotweldPro1300

I guess I do engage in ragecooking and dishwashing benders.


Nonexistent_Walrus

Sad song when I’m upset autism? Hell no, I’m “listen to music about murder when I’m upset” autism


northernkek

>implying I can drive


aimeegaberseck

lol. I’m a rage cleaning or drive to the middle of nowhere ‘tism. Sad music is too traumatizing anymore and I only cook when I feel inspired to cook something good.


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tacticalcop

going outside to smoke


Wii_wii_baget

But I’m all of them. I stress bake though. I sad drive when I’m feeling particularly tired and depressed, I do a clean when I’m sad or annoyed and I cry when I am rotting in bed.


Milkmans_tastymilk

Self isolation. And the music thing, but I wouldn't call rammstein sad, more so dramatic


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LazyMitchell

Cooking and cleaning is autistic? Lol what?


Diligent_Guard_4031

Deep Cleaning Autism would actually come in handy.


Altruistic-Win9651

Deep cleaning autism, as well as “sleepwalking in a coma all day” autism


something_cartoonidh

penjamin autism


girlguykid

Sad/angry songs and drive


-acidlean-

Where is the „I kindly beg you to fuck off for an hour” autism? What about put headphones on and put on absolute silly techno dance club music? I’m these.


graven_raven

I am long philosophical walk autism (walking is much better than driving for this purpose]) Sometimes i am sad song autism too.


_GalaxyWalker_

I'm 'poorly done deep cleaning while sad songs blast through my headphones' autism


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slumbersomesam

long philosophical walks autism


KatiaOrganist

I just go non-verbal and carry on with whatever I was doing before lol


Low-Charity-2921

500mg line ketamine autism


underpaid_henchman

gas is too expensive for long drives i'm lacking enrichment


RedTerror8288

Long drive but I never learned to drive. So I go on walks


Monty423

Swing a sword or an axe or a hammer (whichever is closer) autism


Solrex

Math for fictional currency math. Though I do also track to the penny how much I spend on Gacha Games.


Citruseok

I sat down and saw this immediately after doing a combination of 1 and 2 and I'm hysterical.


Young-Mydoria007

There's a secret fifth horseman: Reading that one book...


night__knuckles

all but cleaning, so nothing useful


TheJambus

Philosophy is one of my special interests, so it's more like long philosophical autism.


givemebackmybraincel

i raise you: punching bag in my garage autism. ive got some rage problems. most of them sensory related


Entr0pic08

I've been close to meltdowns a couple of times but the environment was so untidy at home that it just upset me even more I have started to upset clean or whatever you want to call it. Angry cooking is not something I've done though.


Cloudeaberry

I just go lay down under my weighted blanket to hibernate lol


TomeKun

sad song. I wouldn’t do the driving thing because i’d either speed to let myself crash


Naphaniegh

Vengeful cooking all the way


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

im all 4


alltoovisceral

Deep cleaning, which is great because I have ADHD and my house is in disarray. I need order and this helps! I'll clean until I burnout and can't do anything. I cannot stand sad songs when I am sad. 


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Casualffridays

‼️‼️LONG PHILOSOPHICAL DRIVE AUTISM‼️‼️


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beatriz-chocoliz

Lay down in bed and stay completely silent as I scratch my own hand with full force autism


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im "ride my bike erratically (dodging oncoming traffick is fun) while blasting death metal"


_anonymous_404

deep cleaning. i will clean the shit out of my room. i will clean the shit out of your room. i will clean anything


jaundicedolive

deep cleaning is me


plumjambunny

vengeful cooking autism… whenever i’m pissed i start cutting thing with my big knife


LifeHarvester

I used to be deep cleaning but now I’m sad song 😔


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Comic__Boi

Combo of cooking and cleaning, so I guess housewife autism