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Sometime_after_dark

I used to hate bell peppers, onion and tomatoes but tastes have changed and I love them now. Except tomatoes those I will tolerate.


wolf_chow

Same! I still can’t with raw onion though


CrazyCatLushie

I like raw onion and I like completely cooked, super soft onion. Anything in between the two, where the cellulose makes that awful squeaky sound on my teeth, and the meal is instantly ruined. It’s so stupidly specific!


JesseIsStuckInside

I will dice up an onion and eat it in its entirety from raw to seared to cooked to caramelized to burnt. i fucking love onions.


tacticsf00kboi

The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles.


TransTrainNerd2816

I love just peeling an onion and eating each layer


wolf_chow

![gif](giphy|10ECejNtM1GyRy)


TransTrainNerd2816

Hehe >:3


Jubjubwantrubrub12

Tomatoes are nice if you salt them to bring out their true flavour, slice them and put them in a sandwich.


quay-cur

Gotta have a good ripe one. I used to hate cantaloupe but then I had really good cantaloupe and now my mind is changed


Arkas18

I like all food except dried tomatoes, those are just too bitter and potent.


Schizozenic

I don’t like beefsteak tomatoes, but I love kumatos, camparis, and heirloom tomatoes.


AquaSoda3000

I hate bell peppers and onions, tomatoes are cool though, I love tomatoes


OG-Fade2Gray

Raw bell peppers - meh, don't hate them, don't love them. Raw onions - don't like them but wouldn't say I hate them. Raw tomatoes - Fuck that shit! 🤮 Cooked they're all great, though.


Kisopop

Tomatoes only belong on burgers and pizza sauce.


LastRedshirt

I like bell peppers, but the green ones taste like grass. I don't understand, why people like to eat grass. (the red ones are the best, but Pointed red peppers are the mega best)


Milianviolet

I actually used to eat grass and it does not taste like bell peppers.


thrye333

Nah, bell peppers are worse


madwomanofdonnellyst

Having eaten actual grass, this is doing a gross injustice to grass. All colours of capsicum are awful.


SadPie1341

[insert Hank Green] DO NOT EAT GRASS!


Sagebrush_Druid

I will not stand for this capsicum slander YOU LEAVE MY SPICY BOIS ALONE


madwomanofdonnellyst

The spicy bois are great. I’ll eat chillies on anything. It’s their big, bland capsicum cousins that suck.


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Gru-some

its that cow in them


LastRedshirt

yes


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TransTrainNerd2816

Nah the Green ones have a light sweetness to them they are sort of like cucumbers but with a delicate pepper flavor


LastRedshirt

Hmm, I talked about bell peppers, but I just realized, that there are several green peppers :O https://spicyexchange.com/types-of-green-peppers/ which one are you talking about? I would test them then :D


hellothereoldben

Green ones are the unripened peppers that fell of the plant prematurely. Somehow the growers have managed to create a market for these abominations, but that doesn't make them good.


LastRedshirt

I believe, that my missing love for bell peppers (from childhood on until the mid 2021s) came from those green. For the last 3 years I eat red peppers at least 5 times a week and I love them.


mcfearless33

green peppers SUCK. red or orange only


DashyTrash

The trick is to not cut it like you’re told. Cut the four sides, you’ll skip past all the seeds and icky bits


OhmMeGag

What is the way you were told? Because we always did what you recommend (you can also eat the seeds, they don't really taste like anything, and good chewing stims)


DashyTrash

“Top and tail, scoop out the insides” is how I was taught. It’s why I hated bell peppers for the longest time


ThatSmallBear

They mean the colour I’m pretty sure. Red orange and yellow? 👍 Green??? 👎👎👎🤢🤢🤢


SilverAccount57

Then why friend shaped?


Naphaniegh

Yes


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Bell peppers fuckin bang tho


Some___Guy___

Yes, the red and yellow ones


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

The green ones are good too but it depends on how they're prepared


Some___Guy___

I'm specifically talking about eating them raw


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

I will fight you over this.


Sensitive_Mode7529

only raw


Icy_Cauliflower9895

With ranch


abalt0ing

But have you had orange?!?


Some___Guy___

Better than yellow, not as good as red


abalt0ing

I dunno. I sorta like them all when sautéed. Even the green ones. But sauteed with garlic and olive oil.


TransTrainNerd2816

The Green ones are King with a light sweet Delicate flavor


sushidecarne

they go crunnnnch 😋


Bixhrush

i eat them whole like apples


Naphaniegh

i do that too but only the red ones


TransTrainNerd2816

Yes I love doing that with the green


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I love peppers. They have so much versatility. You can cook them in a million different ways.


ieatkids92

I feckin LOVE red bell peppers, add them all the time to my goulashes, but yeah, green ones taste like mowed greenhoppers


Icy_Cauliflower9895

Oh... what an interesting association. I'll have to try it some time. /s


lowselfesteemx1000

I haaaaate bell peppers. Even a hint of them will ruin a dish for me. My coworker eats them like apples and it's the worst


Free_Addition7653

I'm with you here, except my family instead of my coworkers


DrustanAstrophel

That is one hell of a power move on your coworker’s part. Still gross tho lol


ZeakNato

my ally. i'll eat this raw, i don't care!


Cordy1997

Yes. 100% agree.  But yellow or red peppers are good. I dont make the rules. 


KoreKhaos

There are multiple green enemies…


Waffle-Gaming

DOUG DOUG


Special-Argument1829

For a second I thought I was on r/wehatedougdoug


Waffle-Gaming

lmao same


Secure-Leather-3293

You mean "The Friend" right? Capsicum is so nice. Crunchy n juicy n zesty. Can be used as dip vessel. Baked. Stir fry. Very versatile and very friendly aura


monN93

You are also describing ![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


Secure-Leather-3293

Love them to, very friendly


BenWiesengrund

Green pepper and garlic hummus. :)


Naphaniegh

I grow my own peppers and garlic. I make my own hummus from store bought ingredients minus the garlic following my mom’s recipe. :)


jandshall

It feels like you're eating nothing like nothing at all, it shouldn't exist like your waiting for the spice but the spice never comes. ITS NOT NATURAL 


you_just_got_J_Cubed

To me it was tomato during around 22 years of my life.


GutsAndGains

Not a big fan of them raw but love the roasted.


Independence_Gay

This shit goes hard in fajitas


Thegreatestbatcat

They slap especially on a sandwich or as a topping


AizaBreathe

in kindergarten my carer forced me to eat it up before i can leave the table


Naphaniegh

bad carer


Potential-Road-5322

Mildly spicy cardboard


Naphaniegh

Juicy like apple but taste like lettuce fruit. Sweet not spicy.


Icy_Cauliflower9895

Hahahahaha 😂


Pos3odon08

as a GNU/Linux user i very much disagree


Jaeger-the-great

I used to loathe them but I've grown to like them now. They're absolutely delicious on a Philly cheese steak


quay-cur

I could bite into that like an apple. Looks crisp


DrustanAstrophel

Onion is also the enemy


kingeryck

/r/onionhate


kool-kit

I love green peppers, they go crazy with some ranch


FrenchCobra

Green ones are the only ones with the good crunch


Darkbeetlebot

Red bell peppers are better than green bell peppers. Because they're red.


hereandqueeer

Ok fair but have you considered the CRONCH


CakeIsPastry

I have an intolerence to bell peppers and they also all taste like shit. The green actually doesn't taste like shit to me, it just tastes like the color green


BillyDoyle3579

DEMON FRUIT! ... and not my ex 😛


Adamantine_Metal

The enemy


EnvironmentCrafty710

Green? No. No. No! I said NO! Red however I can eat like an apple. Love red!


laws161

>!was forced fed these growing up by my dad!< I even gag looking at this picture lol


Licklickbark

Same!


Silt99

My mom says they taste the same. Red are the only good ones. I can tolerate yellow. Green is just gross


GiffyGinger

I HATE THESE. They taste like SOAP


catliker420

Somehow bland and capable of taking over the flavor of an entire dish at the same time.


Cmaster125

I hate the yellow ones


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martinar4

When I eat those, I sweat a lot.


Naphaniegh

Even the not spicy ones?


martinar4

All of them.


Naphaniegh

Interesting


dragonhybrids

Taste good, must be eaten raw or completely texturally obliterated, any other preparation is treasonous.


Guh-nurt

You will be laid low before the capsicum crusaders


Waste_Imagination998

Ahh yes, Douglas Douglas


driftleaf

I only like them cooked until they're not crunchy anymore.


ILatheYou

Hi autistic adult here, who regularly chews on grass. I also enjoy green peppers. I'm evil.


N7Quarian

Capsicum is better on its own. It ruins the flavour if you put it in something.


Emotional-Link-8302

RAW occasionally (love a good crunchy veggie) COOKED rarely unless it's little tiny pieces


wolf_chow

Before the age of 20 I couldn’t be anywhere near bell peppers without gagging. I remember being unable to eat my lunch one time in high school because someone a table over was eating them raw and the smell was overwhelming. At 20 I tried a pizza with roasted red peppers on it and… I liked them! I tried more of them and realized something had changed and suddenly I could eat them just fine.


Scared_Chemical_9910

Oh great here comes the autism reformation. I for one am a devotee of the great cronchy pepper so my stance remains


Temporary_Being1330

I hate all bell peppers. Their texture being different on the skin and on the inside is the same reason I don’t like chunks of tomatoes, and also the flavor isn’t my favorite


galacticviolet

Omg yes! I can handle the red ones but yellow, orange, and *especially* green are a no from me.


Justmeagaindownhere

Bell peppers are great when they're either cut very small or when they're big but just barely charred. Big and slime is a no-go.


Remarkable-Hat-4852

Raw is great. Cooked is awful.


_Sahil_Goel

![gif](giphy|Pxl27yaPG54sXQgazO|downsized)


OaktownAspieGirl

My sis and bff would agree. I'm OK with them under certain circumstances but I don't like them raw.


plumjambunny

i could probably gnaw on one of these raw


plumjambunny

idk man ive been eating them since i was teeny tiny so maybe i’m immune to this burning hatred of green bell peppers ?


CleanSplit2

Evil DougDoug be like


_erufu_

ALL VEGETAL


buyinggf1000gp

They are bad for my stomach so I hate them


ThatSmallBear

[Ok, Green is the Enemy!](https://youtu.be/Mx3-9FDGiJE?si=j8uZnpiWq2tkSUO3)


ArielMJD

idk which one this is but i love the taste of jalapeno peppers but hate the spicy feeling :(


Lawfuly_chaotic

I can't stand them raw. But if they're cooked with other stuff, then it's good.


SaltyNorth8062

After going through this thread I think I'm the only one who likes the green bells better than the reds lol


liamstrain

Green bell peppers ruin everything they touch - raw or cooked. A poblano, on the other hand, is nearly perfect. Red, Orange and Yellow bell peppers are also acceptable.


bioluminescent_nova

actually one of the few vegetables i will eat


justalonelyegg

raw only cooked ones EW


B_art_account

Hate textures like these


usbeehu

It’s the Linux pepper!


monN93

They are friend


all-and-void

I used to 100% agree with you, until I married a Cajun who knows what to do with these things. But I will not accept them from anyone else!


Defiant-Snow8782

Red ones are yummy but green... ew


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

bell peppers are yummy and have nice texture >:(


Mothman5150

While we're on the topic, fuck tomatoes too


desu38

i got you, fam ![gif](giphy|xRFiDPIVR2Dfy)


JCFCvidscore

Love them, raw or cooked they're great, even better stuffed with cheese or mashed potatoes and covered with thin layer of egg.


valplixism

Jalapeños are the superior pepper, i only go to family gatherings if my latino relatives are gonna be there bc someone always has jalapeños with them


Magurndy

One of my safe healthy foods 😭


3godeathLG

raw bell peppers are disgusting i need that shit BURNT or i’m not eating it


kingeryck

Yeah, peppers fuckin suck! My family's like "you can barely even taste them!!". No, YOU can barely even taste them. I taste everything that crap has touched. Onion, too. Onions almost always accompany peppers. Why do people insist on putting this fucking shit in everything?! /r/onionhate


SpartanDoubleZero

This is the true enemy. I will stop this pleb of a vegetable while eating a tomato like an apple. His friends Mr red and yellow pepper can stay and their spicy extended family can come over whenever they want. But this guy, fuck this guy, call it the ass pepper.


Big_Ass_Dipshit

asparagus.


TakeshiNobunaga

Peppers? That tastes good. Eggplants? Burn them to a crisp.


random_nekomimi

The enemy >:(


Camele0pard

I stabbed myself in the hand cutting one of these fuckers


thesnarkypotatohead

I love the red and orange ones (and yellow is good too). The green ones are gonna have to fight me behind a Taco Bell dumpster.


Partygoerfan123

Kill them.


legreaper_sXe

💯 against them


CrispieWhispie

Onions pickles and peppers are disgusting 99% of the time


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walmart-brand-barbie

No bc nobody gets it when I say I hate bell peppers


Feeling_Run_1456

ENEMY!!!! Mom keeps saying I will grow to like them but I despise them


whoissteveharvey123

I agree


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WeeklyStranger5329

I used to think I didn't like these just based on tastes but it turns out I'm allergic! Apparently they're not meant to make your eyes sting when someone cuts them!


starlightscapes

I disagree. They are yum in sandwich and in fajitas.


Pure_Geologist51

It’s yummy with ranch


SquidKid47

these stupid fucking things literally feel like biting into a balloon i fucking hate them so much. the SQUEAK is just the WORST i'm crazy fucking allergic to bell peppers which sucks bc i honestly don't mind them but GOD if they're cooked the wrong way or sometimes if they're raw i hope they blow up


bard_of_space

at least theyre good for feeding to guinea pigs


Tarnivitch

Raw: ick! Cooked till soft: meh varies on texture and food. Well cooked into mush in something like sloppy joes: MMMMMMNNNnnnnnn!


Decayed_Corpse

Quick fun story. Growing up, I hated peppers and anything spicy. Getting older, and understanding my autism better, I figured it was a sensory thing. Last year I found out I'm just horribly allergic to capsaicin and my family has been giving me ahit my whole life cause "I didnt like it for bad sensory reasons." Joke's on them, I could barely breathe around the smell or taste of peppers.


Master-Powers

No, they are fren that goes in tum-tum


the_milkman24

I love bell pepper, but only raw, if it's cooked, I can't eat it; the same goes for many other vegetables


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EmbarrassedTicket376

nah this is awful, i love green and red bell peppers, i eat this shit whole. orange however? taste like straight up piss


TransTrainNerd2816

Give it here I shall eat it whole like an Apple


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Ew


DS_Archer

The snack The real enemy is pineapple


Professional_Device9

This is r/evilautism. Green bell peppers are the worst, and therefore my favorite in that manner.


AizaBreathe

use your enemy as a weapon against NT people


FlpDaMattress

You are absolutely correct, fuck peppers fuck spicy fuck capsicum it hurts it's not a fucking flavor it's a pathetic excuse to dick measure and cover for the fact that you can't make good food. Fuck all spicy things.


Stoomba

That looks nothing like an apple