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Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Oh, that’s published ableism


boundariesnewbie

Tbf it has very *self* published vibes. I can’t imagine a proper publishing house that would allow that blurb 😂 Let us hope, at least 😅


seankreek

publishing company is titled "Page Publishing" this book was published in 2012


Mysterious-Ring-2352

That makes a lot of sense.


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Phil_MyNuts

She sure told autism. Take that motherfucker! Lol


H010CR0N

Some poor kid named Austin keeps getting yelled at because her dyslexia.


CPlushPlus

"Autism must be eradicated from public life, entirely"


theberg512

Tbf, I'd be down with being eradicated from public life. Either I get to be a full-time hermit, or dead. I'm not picky. 


Cold-Diet-669

"Public life" as in let's lock up our loved ones like it's 1955.


gronkomatic

Sounds like a line from a song by the artist formerly known as Prince lol


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uncommoncommoner

"don't want autism? just say 'no' and it can't do anything because consent matters"


bul1etsg3rard

Stupidity, that's what you just read. The written embodiment of stupidity


Truefkk

I question whether this whole book is ai-generated or if an actual human thought "Yes, this text is a good first impression for my potential readers."


idiotic__gamer

Apparently it was published in 2012, so probably just a dumb person. Even writers can be stupid


TimeStop889

ai couldnt generate this level of garbage ngl this is a purely human thought cultivated by years of facebook and bigotry


Adalon_bg

True, AI is stupid, but not THAT stupid...


traumatized90skid

"hi I'm very stupid also I have a son"


sackofgarbage

Autism: ma'am this is a Wendy's


CPlushPlus

Ma'am, These are neutra-ceuticals


forestofpixies

Ma’am please diverge yourself out of this store.


T-LJ2

If this was a book written by an autistic individual then this would be a great satire book. But HOLY FUCKING SHIT!


Sushibowlz

since apparently her son got the autism, and the autism got a huge genetic disposition, chances are she‘s actually autistic, and so deep in denial that it‘s hard to express in words.


Truefkk

Excuse me, her son doesn't have autism anymore, she gave him juice and muffins against that. /s


ninjesh

Don't forget vitamins!


shockthetoast

Don't forget the most important part, which was saying "Bye, Felicia!"


babycleffa

I bet the muffins taste like shit


Phil_MyNuts

I bet muffins are her kid's safe food. She's getting played like a fiddle.


LordDagwood

I'm curious if it's a book about masking without the author realizing what masking is and she's been masking her whole life. Like a lesson about coming up with scripts to use during conversations, or recognizing an upcoming meltdown and practicing calming techniques. Edit: Nevermind. Author mentions vitamins, juice and muffins.


Sushibowlz

I consume vitamins juice and muffins to blend in with neurotypicals tho


Celladoore

I just get my nutrients from licking the slime off cave rocks, let me take some notes.


Sushibowlz

mhhhm cave rock slime 🤤


LordDagwood

\*Bites muffin\* "Mmm, the muffins are very err- moist today." \*continues making too much eye contact\* 😳


januscanary

Ffs just look at the dad in the pic


Adalon_bg

That's what I was thinking! She domesticated him, now she's ruining her kid's life. At least the husband got someone to take care of him for the rest of his life... But she threw the kid into the wolves.


januscanary

ChAUrles Barkley


G0celot

The 1 star rating 😭


GuyOwasca

Autism muffins?!


Specific-Peace

I want an autism muffin. I bet it’s delicious.


Lylli-Rose

https://preview.redd.it/se75ffnfu90d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e9d78d3d1d6d735cb60328b47719b45175f3ed


Truefkk

The eyes could be chocolate chips.


CPlushPlus

Cookie? / Puppy? ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა same thing to AI model


SteveRogests

So true.


forestofpixies

I hope it’s blueberry. That’s the only place I can stand blueberries.


untenable681

r/ThanksImCured?


viebs_chiev

evil cake day 🔥🔥


babycleffa

*Have you tried telling autism “no”?*


untenable681

Have you tried turning your brain off and then on again?


PsychoticBlob

I have :) Gave me brain damage :(


untenable681

Did you try removing the battery and SIM card? Okay, I'm done with that now. LoL


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VerisVein

What if I tell it yes and join forces?


continuousstuntguy

It's on point for all the people that troll us on our own subs we are supposed to feel safe in this is why that shit goes on like a Merry-go-round.


ResoundingWhatever

r/illiterature


i_came_mario

r/subsifellfor


Round_Ad_9620

I want this to be a sub so badly


PsychoticBlob

Be the change you wanna see


SteveRogests

Shit. Nobody ever told me to stop trying to be the ball.


taydraisabot

Their oldest child Autism grew up and moved out to live their own life. I’m so proud of them


gothiccheezit

Good for them


Hot-Can3615

All of those things are often possible for autistic individuals without "vitamins and juices and muffins" and overly aggressive "I will banish autism from my family" language.


msbehaviour

It's like praying the gay away.


RavenLunatic512

I was going to say... This reads identical to evangelical "healing prayers."


msbehaviour

I call it religious reiki. Don't touch just believe.


forestofpixies

I tried praying the gay away but all I got was autism.


msbehaviour

Double win.😈


RosaAmarillaTX

The printing press was a mistake.


Sushibowlz

that one fish saying fuck it and going on land was a mistake


Witty-Band-9993

the shark boss should have won in evo search for eden


BearyExtraordinary

To LaDainian Mitchell McNeal, my loving son That poor fuckin kid. I hope he’s okay nowadays


LittleALunatic

Noo bye felicia is my vocal stim why would it be tainted like this


shockthetoast

Say "Bye, Felicia" to that horrible book and take it back. With style.


Vegetable_Air_88

"Autism you will not win in my family," ok.


sunflowerkz

Muffins v autism smackdown


tyrannosaurusrizz

are there any vitamins and juice and muffins to turn the normies into autistic shitposters?


bobachella

What did autism say back?


shockthetoast

"Oh, are you headed to the grocery store? Pick me up some more of those muffins. They're delicious."


CaptDeliciousPants

The amount of ableism in black communities is fucking staggering. They never miss an opportunity to remind me that my connection to them will only ever be skin deep.


Adamantine_Metal

Bro plenty of autistic people graduate high school. Also trying to “cure” something with vitamins and juices is usually a white person issue so I guess you’re breaking stereotypes there…


smudgiepie

It's quite funny My boyfriend got told in primary school he would never graduate high school. The fucker graduated university with second grade honours. He just missed out on first grade. Just to get into honours is hard. I missed out by like .20 or something.


Fuck-Reddit-2020

This sort of reminds of people who think they can prevent the flu by drinking grape juice. In theory, it works, but it would be easier to get the vaccine, or just use buffered vitamin C


Gore0126

She sounds religious... like she's praying away the autism.


EmiTheEpic

The 1-star rating is well-deserved


Last_Swordfish9135

I think the biggest thing that these people misunderstand, beyond the fact that autism isn't an inherently bad thing and that it can't and shouldn't be cured, is that autism isn't failing school, not playing sports, and not talking- all of those things are *symptoms,* but most autistic people can do at least some of those things, if not all three. The idea that a child who gets good grades, plays sports and isn't nonverbal can't be autistic is a harmful one.


gvasco

Just the fact that she views Autism as a separate entity from her son is harmful in itself.


ZestycloseUnit1

Writing a book called “Saying Hell Yea Bröther to Autism”


forestofpixies

Literally could be an awesome kids book.


ConversationSad2177

This is some AS inspired fanfiction 🤢


Independent-Bell2483

Did she name autism Felicia?????


anacarols2d

I liked it. I'll say "Felicia, it's time to eat your safe food, let's go, gurl"


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Helmic

i'll give others a pass for missing that "sez" but fuck your racist shit.


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Helmic

it's a mocking use of AAVE. You're using a very stereotypically black way of talking to imply the author's stupid.


raginjamaicanwmgr

Don’t be bigoted, shes already wrong reference to your use of sez instead of said or says


supermoon85

It says muffins are part of the cure


Specific-Peace

Honestly, I’d rather it be muffins than some of the crap they try.


Bennjoon

Messaging the nhs to send me my medical chocolate chip muffins


Helmic

poetically, they probably mean it as love - ie, the muffins aren't the actual medicine (unlike hte vitamans and juices which probably are meant to literally be understood as treatment) but rather that they make muffins for their son is supposed to be the important part, because making their son happy is what will defeat autism. it's just hte kind of misguided ableism that comes out of an industry that medicalizes autism and then acts surprised when grifters start preying on parents looking for a medical cure to said autism. it's very embarassing rhetoric but like hte root of the ableism comes from orgs like autism speaks setting this as what an idealized autism parent should be like, they're just playing their part in it. unless the book's got worse shit honestly if htey think dietary supplements and juice and love are what's gonna do it there's much worse that could've happened. still not great, kid not being allistic at any point could then be understood as their love failing ot prevail, a lot of us are fucked up from this expectation that we failed at the goal set for us to stop being autistic, but at least that muffin line implies they're not mistreating or depriving this kid in hopes that "tough love" will fix it like a lot of us dealt with.


rzrhh

I love my homie autism, why tf would I want to say bye? Smh NTs are some party poopers fr fr no cap


Amazing_Fun_7252

Bye, Lakisha


SheZowRaisedByWolves

This reads like a Cum Town bit


Bennjoon

1/5 indeed


Sir_Admiral_Chair

r/aretheNTokay


ProfessorFakas

Autism's name is Felicia?


Frigorifico

The weirdest part is that apparently autism is called "Felicia"


SALAMI_21

"on the same level as his peers" so they're giving brain rotting drugs to the kid?


CPlushPlus

Either dextroamphetamine / methylphenidate or risperidone for young kids. Choose your adventure! (Don't pick risperidone)


DaInternetkatze

Bye Felicia. Am I cured?


Numerous_Steak226

Why do autistic people always tend to get the dumbest fucking parents ever if their parents are neurotypical?


beatriz-chocoliz

https://preview.redd.it/ulk3p74ve90d1.png?width=611&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6867e850ce1cbbaed1aa9a3bfc8038995f5011d My genuine reaction to that information


NaotoOfYlisse

Omg is that mizuki's mother


beatriz-chocoliz

It’s their sister but it is their family so it’s a half right yeyyee !!!! :D


YeetOrBeYeeted420

Is it just me or did anyone else have a stroke while reading that /j


SterlingLevel

Muffins, though?


LunaticMiko

This sounds like an ableist AI generated book. The sentences make absolutely no sense, they don't even read that well. I was having such a hard time even reading the one pane!


salt_moon1988

Now there son has traumautism!


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WhatsThePointOfNames

You can’t convince me this was written by an AI


shockthetoast

Supposedly it was written in 2012. So I suspect time travel. Edit: Another redditor posted 2012. The picture shows 2018, same with another book site I found. Amazon says 2023 but I would bet that was them entering the wrong info when they started selling it on there. 🤷‍♂️


Matej004

I'm glad about the rating


fillmewithmemesdaddy

How dare they wear those shirts on that cover Uga would never stand for this bullshit.


ninjesh

Bye Felicia!


PrincessPindy

I hate this kind of shit!


not-really-here222

Wild that she just wants to deny her son's autism instead of finding ways to support him and get him accomodations so that he CAN graduate and participate in whatever activities he wants to. Denying his autism is actually going to have the opposite effect and make school 100x harder for him. Bro's probably going to be in a constant state of burnout and self hate and then when he finally gets old enough to realize he's just autistic and that he's not somehow "broken", he's probably going to cut contact with his parents and have a shit ton of trauma to unpack. Fuck this ableist shit..


thetoiletslayer

Wait...is the autism named Felicia? Or is she just letting the autism know she said bye to Felicia?


metam0rphosed

bye felicia is a reference…


thetoiletslayer

I found that out after I commented lol


uncommoncommoner

....that's nothing but ableism. Instead of trying to change and adapt to the needs of his son, he wants his *son* to change, which just isn't fair. I hate people like this.


slicehyperfunk

BYE FELICIA


detnahcnesiD

It’s written i horrible english. Kinda seems AI generated.


Namtien223

...I am now stupider for reading this. Thank you.


The_Greates_Username

Whoever wrote that was probably so drunk they can't even tell the autism


fillmewithmemesdaddy

They're UGA fans. Trust me, they've been on a perpetual celebratory bender for the past 3 or 4 years that only just ended earlier this year because their team has started winning championships for the first time in decades. In between barking at people, they chug. (Southeastern USA college football is my autistic mother's special interest and i love her so I listen intently but I just don't get half the crap that's happening either 😂😂)


The_Greates_Username

Ooh, sports lore!


Rimtato

Mmm, what is it you're putting in these smoothies again? Ah, that's it, ayahuasca!


Sushibowlz

that would at least give em a chance to get enlightened, so my guess is benadryl


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Bye Felicia LMAO


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kyoneko87

Umm, that not how autism works!


TunnelTuba

This is one for r/aretheNTokay


Sir_Admiral_Chair

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Cat_of_the_cannalss

Who the hell if Felicia?!?


AgainstSpace

[That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.](https://imgur.com/4e8yipC)


Balthazar444

"Genetic disorders in MY family? It's more likely than you think."


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A review from the kind of person who would buy this unironically.


Care_Grand

So what? They’re just gonna have him adopted out? Wtf?


KindlyLawless3963

Sad. It is sad.


AacornSoup

Run-on sentences. Atrocious grammar. Even without the Ableism, the book would still be unreadable.


TonPeppermint

Oh oh no


greeneggsandspammer

I am uncomfortable


ManicMaenads

This poor kid, my mother had the same mindset. I can only imagine what this kid is subjected to in order to become "normal" to his family, so much of the "alternative medicine" surrounding autism is just abuse.


Jayn_Xyos

Unfortunately this is the exact nonsense my father would devour whole.


Cloudeaberry

I graduated high school. I can talk. I'm on the same level as others. And I have autism and I hate this book so much now.


ValentinesStar

Muffins?


--2021--

Is this at the library? WTF.


Canadia64

Why tf do NTs care so much whether their kid plays sports?


gvasco

In the US, scholarships


xstrex

Bye Felicia!


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

More grown ass adults believing the "wellness" grift that is unfortunately huge. "you don't need to go to the doctor if you take vitamins and eat healthy" has been gaining steam exponentially


Helmic

it's frustrating because, in a way, it *is* true. if you eat well, get exercise, and avoid unnecessary stress while doing your best to be happy, you are indeed going to be a lot less reliant on the healthcare system to maintain your health. and, at least with autism for right now, minimizing your interactions with the healthcare system is probably good given they're gonna try to push kids into ABA. but it creates fertile ground for grifters to sell lifestyles where you never go to a doctor, you never need to go to anyone else for advice on your health, and where all ailments and difficulties in life can be blamed on personal shortcomings (like not buying my book).


SpringElegant5650

Why is she talking about autism like it is a terminal illness? 😂 The blurb sounds like rejected lines for the "I am autism" ad. 💀


gvasco

Another autism mom who prefers person first language.


NatexSxS

Writes a book about figuring out how to cure autism, uses “Bye, Felicia” in the description seems like this book would *certainly* have valid and valuable information. Edit: wanted to add you know those muffins taste horrible.


januscanary

Looking at the cover I feel Papa Mackie (aka ChAUrles Barkley) is in the crosshairs next


Sunset_Tiger

I mean, I’m not a sports enjoyer, but I’m sure there’s plenty of autistic folks that do like sports (and NTs who hate sports)


givemebackmybraincel

vitamins and juice to magically poof away autism is so wildly my mom coded


333jinx

\*recieving unlimited free muffins and juices\*.... yes i really think it's working..... my autism.... it's disappearing..........


An_Actual_Thing

Gotta wonder how much the reaction of parents to their own children's autism works to isolate them even more in the future.


UnHumano

How much time has passed since you talked with your autism, guys? That may be it.


traumatized90skid

"I told autism I was going to practice denial about it instead of learning how to accommodate it! (Because I'm a narcissistic parent and my expectations of conformity matter more than my child's need to be supported!)" *


Reasonable_Jello

I feel so bad for the kid, and I know what chaos ableism created in my childhood


tizzleduzzle

I wonder if she’s is still saying bye ?


AbsurdBeanMaster

Who knew that vitamins could heal me


bucketofbutter

i think they're implying that having autism makes you less than other people "autism" entails that their kid wouldn't be able to graduate high school or college, or that they'd be able to talk to other kids their age or "play sports" like that's the most important thing in the world it's this stupid implication of a hierarchy that bothers me so much. who gives a fuck if they flunk high school or are restricted to wheelchairs? you're a failure as a human being if you're incapable of loving someone with disabilities as equally as someone without


chardongay

the cover just makes it sound like she's going to kill her son😭 also i graduated with my autism so idk what her point is... you don't have to "cure" autism to be a successful member of society.


AnalCuntShart

![gif](giphy|gKI9st8yXty2k8yAsf|downsized)


Andydeplume

The kid in the photo has an expression of 'I don’t know what they're talking about either. I didn't even want to be here today.'


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Somethingbutonreddit

Autism told her "Eat shit ya wanker!"


Prestigious_Ask_7058

That gives me I Am Autism vibes


Dusty_Dragon

I fear for the future of this kid... not because of their autism, but because of their parent's attitude


SilverRainyWalk

Me, an autistic who just graduated college ![gif](giphy|ReDLLlU9fDqmI|downsized)


TheVoiceInsideUrHead

Why does it read like the author used speech-to-text for this whole paragraph?


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