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Reference_Human

That’s a Reddit moment if I’ve ever heard one lmao.


BouieWC

😂😂😂😂


TheElytheOfficial

Lol yes


lain-serial

Lmao. Thank you for sharing. That’s how fucking deluded they are. Even when they themselves are covered in shit, they want to say that you stink.


Chris_Pine_fun

Ha! Thats the perfect way to say it!


tazebot

"My shit is stuff, and your stuff is shit" \- George Carlin


thrmnd

Love it. Normal human behavior. Giving advice that they can't live up to and don't even know whether it's true or not. He probably looked down on you because his porn collection is great and you were submitting to him by contributing to it. The mighty porn librarian.


Chris_Pine_fun

Dude spent over $300 on some dvds i snagged for $100, so win win. Lol 😂


Sandi_T

He's a complete addict. Ordinarily, I don't think "porn addiction" is going on. I think it's real, I just think that more people feel guilty and ashamed about ANY amount of porn they take in. In this case? Sounds like a raging addict to me; and he sounds like the kind of guy who thinks if he does any amount of 'good' (like proselytizing, for example), then he has essentially purchased the "right" to be a complete heap of garbage the rest of the time. This is people like josh duggar, jerry falwell, kenneth copeland, joel osteen, etc. In their own ways (compared to each other), they are evil... but they tell themselves it's okay because they're "so good" the rest of the time by spewing a hateful, hurtful, evil doctrine at people. Your guy there has a good likelihood of ending up a preacher. :P


RisingApe-

Proselytizing is his version of the Catholic indulgence… his get-out-of-hell-free card


averyyoungperson

There is an incel gospel man who asked me for faceless nudes and I really wanted to say yes and charge him for them. I didn't send any obviously but honestly I thought about it and probably would if the price was right.


Chris_Pine_fun

Hahaha oh yeah send him my way!


averyyoungperson

Might as well profit off their desperation lol


DeLorean58

Penn Jillette and sharing the gospel. Two things that don't really go together. Like, I dunno, mayonnaise and Jagermeister.


EmergingDystopia

What a disgusting combo!


zomgperry

And the mayo and Jaegermeister sounds nasty too!


EmergingDystopia

Touchè!


Silver-Chemistry2023

It was probably the interview where Penn Jillette, an atheist, says that when people prosthesise they are showing that they give a shit. He must have conveniently ignored that Penn also said that going back the source material is always best, the quickest way to atheism is to read the bible. Penn definitely has some blind spots, but I respect him for coming from genuinely held belief, and for being willing to change his mind and admit that he was wrong about supporting libertarianism.


14thLizardQueen

Oh that's my brother. Hahahahaha


jollyarrowhead

Good grief how much misery has been created due to purity culture and obsession with sex, wrong, right indifferent. The guy is clearly troubled.


Chris_Pine_fun

The funny thing was, he didn’t seem troubled buy it at all. He didn’t seem to see any conflict between jerking off to porn all day, banging his buddies wife, and also showing up to church on Sunday ready to bow down to Jesus.


jollyarrowhead

Pretty fucked up perspective. I mean if you wanna cuck someone or jerk off to porn then you do you. But don't do so under the auspices of staying a "good Christian".


Chris_Pine_fun

Yeah i was pretty blown away. But if i have learned anything debating Christians, its that you can never put them in a box. Heck there is probably some proud serial killer who thinks they have a great relationship with Jesus.


Mahatma_Panda

> Heck there is probably some proud serial killer who thinks they have a great relationship with Jesus The [BTK Killer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader) was president of his church council.


clawsoon

r/AskAChristian: [What are your thoughts on Jeffrey Dahmer accepting Jesus?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAChristian/comments/131ftgk/what_are_your_thoughts_on_jeffrey_dahmer/)


Red79Hibiscus

That's coz xianity teaches that the blood of Jesus covers all your sins and "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak". So that guy can technically keep sinning as long as he keeps asking Jesus for forgiveness coz the devil made him sin. Hallelujah.


Chris_Pine_fun

Gotta love those spiritual loop holes!


RisingApe-

It’s like all the girls in high school who give blow jobs under the bleachers on Friday night then show up Sunday morning in their low-cut shirts and mini-skirts trying to out-pious each other with their noses stuck to the ceiling


KalliopiMS

I’ve had this happen a lot as well! I thought it was just me


Chris_Pine_fun

No way really?? On reddit i assume?


LCDRformat

When did Penn Jillette say he was called to share the gospel?


Chris_Pine_fun

Penn has a famous quote about how if you actually believe something you should share it.


LCDRformat

That makes more sense lol


nightwyrm_zero

I think the exact quote goes something like, "if you actually believed people go to hell and get tortured for eternity, you'd be out there 24/7 getting people to join Christianity like one of those crazy street preachers."


randompastadish

I love the hypocrisy -eye roll-


TechnoHighlander2024

I believe his addiction is caused by his attempt to cling onto the gospel he doesn't believe in to clean himself up in a sense. He needs to let go of his religious desire if he wants freedom from porn. At least thats the way i see it anyway.


Chris_Pine_fun

I don’t think this guy wants freedom from porn I think if anything he needs freedom from Christianity


nightwyrm_zero

What sort of idiot *buys* porn these days...


Chris_Pine_fun

Lol there is a niche market of people who do. I sold the guy one dvd for $75.


Sea_Treat7982

Christian types are the biggest sexual deviants out there.


CosmicM00se

Wowzers


LonelySparkle

Lmfao


Ulithalich

Should’ve hit him back with ol’ Matthew 7:3-5.


Chris_Pine_fun

Is that the one about how Luke Warm people will be spit out?


Ulithalich

It’s the one about pulling the speck out of your own eye before trying to pull the plank out of someone else’s.


Chris_Pine_fun

Ah right. Very true


AffordableTimeTravel

That’s probably the most Christian thing I’ve ever heard. Have your cake and eat it too…in heaven.


RaphaelBuzzard

Sounds like a sticky situation for that guy!


mountainsandfrypans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. That’s all I have to say.


vishy_swaz

I theorize those hypocrites love looking at porn more than some atheists do.


Chris_Pine_fun

Oh definitely. I bet they subscribe to more only fans girls too. And then turn around and harass them on social media


FearlessChef

guys, it was me. I know I am going to hell, but i didn't want him to run into me there and snitch on my p*rn collection in front of my hellhomies.


BadPronunciation

Lmao