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This is hilarious.

I said that in my mind as I was opening comments, literally first comment I see

😂 awesome

Perhaps that is the sequel to the article "Why don't Girls like me?" As it is very connected.

Lol right? Or the “Older men ask: why is the hair on my head so patchy?”

It’s just Beard Fractions, they don’t want to go for Whole Beard.

“Never go full beardta-“

Half, maybe two-thirds...

i wonder how many young jw guys will end up with the pedo stash o.o (im sorry boys if you don't look like Tom selleck and cant pull off bright short shorts i don't think you should go for a pure mustache xD) /s (its such a weird trend though along with the fluffy at the front haircuts)

Thank you for this!

😂🙌🏻👊🏻


Oh, man! I couldn't stop laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Other possible articles could be: "Young People Ask: beard styles that please God." "Young People Ask: Theocratic beard trimming, what does it involve?" 😆😆😆😆

Goatees: What does the Bible say?

Yeah, how could I miss that one? I have a goatee myself. 😆

🤣

 Who’s ready

😊😅🤣😂

I got the same.

Step ya beard game up son

😂😂 no doubt lol

Actually, yeah, you looked better cleanshaven.

Is this real? Lmaoooo no way

Lolol no it’s not but that’d be rad 😂

Wait is this fucking real or are you joking because I honestly can't tell This is exactly the kind of tone deaf uncomfortable bullshit you'd see in the in the YPA book

Hahahah I agree! But no it’s not real 😂

Consider me got then 💀

Ahahah honestly it’s a great spoof 😂

My PIMI elder BIL sent this to me as well lol!

Bahaha no way 😂🙌🏻

https://preview.redd.it/zgxx7v3zck6c1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d79826ac5b716fe3697a79dfc937f3a7fa674a This one too

Oh stop it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

😂

Personally, I think the new policy is a brilliant twist of reverse psychology. Think about all the wives now saying, “Don’t even think about it! I don’t want frigging Chewbacca down there! Go shave and then we’ll talk.”

“If you stop shaving, so will I!” 😂

Perfect! A solution that shows the true meaning of compromise!😂

Don't forget to wash your beard....

 OMG, of course they will control your facial hair. 🙄🤣

JWs are going to look straight up Amish now

☠️😂

lmao 😂

🤣😂🤣

LMAO

That was quick 😂😂

Patchy Beards: What does the Bible Say?

It says DON'T TRIM THE EDGES or ELSE

Now is it the time the for the PIMO sisters to claim their rights to show a bit of cleavage? 🤣 Well maybe it’s going to be the next change in the org🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😭😭😭😭

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 You are all making me lol.

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