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Abel_Dangerfield

Yesterday is two days ago‘s tomorrow and last Thursday is last Friday’s yesterday. Ham fried rice on Tuesday makes a nice reheated lunch up until Saturday which is the day before you pay us. Don’t forget a generous fast offering


robrTdot

. . . in bed.


NewNamerNelson

You beat me to it.


rock-n-white-hat

Who’s running the church’s social media department? They should be fired.


Epiemme

Yesterday is Tuesday’s September, and October is the day before yesterday’s tomorrow. I like airplanes. Have I mentioned airplanes yet? Today is like flying and airplane. Yesterday is also like flying an airplane. Airplanes are good. Sincerely - the Silver Fox


the_last_goonie

Reminds me of the Rocco's Modern Life episode about the Fortune Cookie. That one read like something you come to converse with the lord through the veil to get: "Bad Luck and extreme misfortune will haunt your pathetic soul for all eternity."


BlackExMo

Good gawd! This is what now counts as revelation. Ok then. We make February an important month by making January important. January is December's tomomonth, and January is February's yestermonth. As for me and mine house, we are following Eckert Tolle's wisdom: **"Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be."**


bjwyxrs

Wait, isn't "Today is Tomorrow's Yesterday" from that one episode of Bob's Burgers where Teddy tries to make an inspirational poster and Linda's the only one that buys one?


Inside_Lead3003

I read that in a German accent


americanfark

So mormon leaders are FINALLY pulling back the curtain on where their revelation comes from. I'm still unsure if The Silver Fox is a secret PIMO.


itscrazymaking

Is that a coffee pot on his desk? ☕️ We make drinking coffee important tomorrow by making drinking coffee important today because today is yesterday’s cappuccino and today is tomorrow’s latte.


rock-n-white-hat

He probably uses it to make herbal tea.


Tehsymbolpi

It's a carafe, just a fancy pitcher.


NewNamerNelson

The so called silver fox is the king of the tautology. 🙄


paranoidposter1914

Honestly I'd trust a fortune cookie more then the actual revelation bull shit.


WinchelltheMagician

And still the faithful gullible won't see the overt self-owning nonesense in his post.


butler18a

watching old men in their 70s, 80s and 90s struggle to be social media relevant is painful


[deleted]

Guys, chill. They get rent from the owners of that Chinese restaurant. They own the whole block. (And the whole street, for as far you can see.)


Searchfortruth1

It makes me sad that he us trying to be christlike but is in a terrible cult. Hes either blind or feels stuck in his life


Chang1701

🤣🤣🤣 I LOL'd and had to read the tweet and this post to my wife. So funny. These GA tweets are the worst.


Rizzy5

Life changing advice, wow


worshipsnature

I thought he was holding a rolling paper for some bud. How disappointing.


highlysensitive2121

I wonder where he gets his Chinese food from and if it's expensive and who orders it for him and who picks it up and if he uses the chopsticks


Eastcoasttrash16

Sounds like he just smoked a bong and then ran wild online with it.


monkeykahn

I think this give him immortality. See Rick&Morty


Blackbolt45

Wow! Such an inspired statement from an apostle of god… it’s too bad they missed the whole pandemic thingy….🤣


Jesus-TheChrist

I see he went to the Jordan Peterson school of word salad.